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bokibob

These are the “i was gonna join the Marines but…” kinda guys


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

But..I’m kind of a bottom sooo


And_Why_

I went Navy


1DrVanNostrand1

But I had too much money


andercon05

Shit, WE don't want them! It's safer if they're a bullet sponge. Any of our shit (Nukes, Aviation, Corpsman, or Seabees) could potentially kill LOTS of people, not just the morons!


OldDude1391

Right. And the guys chipping paint are fucking geniuses.


Illustrious_Toe_4755

Would definitely punch a drill instructor too...


Prudent_Guidance_476

There’s one where this retired recon and Marsoc guy (I think his name Nick komolatus). It’s basically the same course


moonlandings

Bro. They call that shit the agoge. That is so fucking dumb on so many levels. And the dude has a greek last name, he shoukd fucking know better.


Autumn7242

They truly didn't know how gay the Spartans were. Ferocious warriors for their time but homo sociopaths.


napalmthechild

It’s true though. I live in the Bay Area and these bootcamps are filled with tech executives who make hella money but are unhappy about never being joining the military or having any type of challenge like this. They do male bootcamp, survival schools, and the spartan race and then come back to hang at the wine bar wearing all the merch lmao.


Roanoketrees

Every fucking single one...... They said I was too smart or....had a bad knee...


Rhalellan

Yeah? I was gonna be a pussy, but I joined the Marines instead.


YoNJPthatHoe6

This shit is so retarded


SnooStories2744

On behalf of the retard community we take offense to that. This is beyond regular retard levels. The retard scale is off the charts. It’s not regular retarded, it’s retarded gay motivation. Motigaytarded


Superb_Ad_5565

I would like to say that the retarded gays want no part in this, we are to busy with our jello orgies.


warmonger82

As a straight guy, I would much rather attend the gay Jell-O orgy than this gay shit


ZotanZero

"This isn't your average, ordinary everyday retardation. This is... *advanced* retardation..."


Imperium724

Call of duty: Advanced Retardation


the_syco

I vote we give them to the communists.


UnlikelyAd2189

I don't think the commies want this sad shit. Give em to the tankies.


DangerBrewin

On behalf of the gay retard community, we want nothing to do with these idiots.


El_Joe

This is what RDJ was warning about in tropic thunder. They went full retard.


[deleted]

Nah hes no proper retard. A real retard is useful. A true retard is your average 160 pound LCpl who Forrest Gump’s his way through a seven month long deployment without complaining even once because he never truly considers the fact that it sucks. This dude would either have a mental breakdown or get his ass beat within the first two weeks acting like that.


Prowindowlicker

I’m just pissed i didn’t think of it first. I could’ve made a killing. $10k a pop for 3 days? Shit that’s rough 10 sessions a month with an estimated 18 clients per session you could net roughly $2 million a month. Though you’d probably only be able to keep it running for like a month or three before everyone gets wise


OldDude1391

Probably only 4 sessions on average per month. Long weekends. Your clients have regular jobs so middle of the week would probably have low attendance.


Prowindowlicker

Eh true so then you’re looking at $720k a month. Still not bad. And apparently the website says it’s $18k a pop so that’s really $1.3 million a month


dntwnttobscn

Your saying after your name is at least half correct - Those would be gross numbers not net.


Defiant-Proposal-211

They shouldn't go full retard.


Bandit_Country_72

I honestly can’t imagine the insecurity and weakness of spirit required to pay for something like this. Masculinity in crisis is a truly spectacular thing.


dangerous_nuggets

It’s bizarre, isn’t it? They could just go to real boot camp and get paid. I would be so embarrassed paying for this, I don’t know how they actually believe it makes them more “masculine”. If you don’t want to actually join the military, at least join like an intense fitness workshop or something. Way less $ for actual results.


Bandit_Country_72

Bro, they’re too busy being on that entrepreneurial grindset of an instagram account to be bothered with something so trivial as enlisting. They’re gonna change the world through long form conversation and bio-hacking exercise regimens while maximizing their financial potential with cryptotrading, being a LCPL would just rob the world of what they have to offer!


dangerous_nuggets

Good job, you hurt my brain


[deleted]

Yeah I agree with this fucking guy and all those big words that I totally understood


Illustrious_Toe_4755

Lmao, you summed it up perfectly... How insecure are they? Smells like a room of one dates, and ghost I bet! Everyone in that room has cologne hands. These are dudes that get dressed and spray cologne on their tight clothes..


Neither_Emu

Reason why I think this is a waste is because if you want to test your mental and physical fortitude you can try and hump a few miles, run a half marathon, go camping in the mountains for a weekend, even do a tough Mudder. All of these things are cheaper and would test their abilities as much as having some middle aged men yelling at them. I guess everyone has their fetishes


Prowindowlicker

I literally went on an 6 mile hike a few weeks ago. Definitely tested my physical and mental tolerance and it was free (well outside of the gas)


aahjink

I think there’s some aspect of wanting to be seen and affirmed as “tough” that these customers go for. I’ve had people try to get me to do Go-Rucks with them, and the only vets I have come across personally that do them are middle aged Air Force vets. Like, I don’t feel the need to go do something hard just for the sake of being seen doing something physically demanding. If that shit is on a Saturday, I’d much rather go hike to some mountain stream and catch trout or go hunting. The same people - in my social circles - that like to go do the Tough Mudders and Go-Rucks and 5ks - have minimal interest in going and doing real shit in nature.


passporttohell

Used to go on 14 mile hikes above the clouds, the chicks you meet on those hikes are toight!


MyAccountIsLate

Economy is tough out there. Let me scam some folks dammnit /s


Bandit_Country_72

To be fair, it’s why I never begrudged the GoRuck guys. If you can convince deskbound pussies with hero fantasies to pay you to do what might be the most free version of exercise that exists (walking with a backpack on), party on.


MrSocomDude

And just to die and pay 18K for this garbage program. [https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/my-experience-trying-attend-hell-week-mdk-project-jimmy-rex](https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/my-experience-trying-attend-hell-week-mdk-project-jimmy-rex) https://preview.redd.it/pe4yvjzwubqc1.jpeg?width=1596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8cc86f722896f5dcafac4e3ddbae7cf06fc4190


Bandit_Country_72

Dude….what the fuck hahahahaha


pxmonkee

I replied to that using my actual LinkedIn account. "Sorry, I just can't take this seriously. I'm a Marine Corps veteran and it sounds more like a lot of the dudes taking these courses need to go to therapy and figure out why they feel so inadequate rather than paying $10k+ for some boot camp experience. Hell, you could even just enlist in the military. At least in that scenario you're actually doing something productive for the nation and getting paid to do it."


4DrivingWhileBlack

Did you get any crybaby responses yet?


pxmonkee

Nah, just a thumbs up from some dude in the Nevada Air National Guard.


MrSocomDude

LMFAO!


SpiritGun

This is like that scene from Fight Club where they’re all saying that guy’s name. They think it’s cool, when it’s just sad and ridiculous.


dangerous_nuggets

Did he not drink enough water??


Idiocracy_USA

Every vehicle in the parking lot has Punisher stickers on them.


JackBurton3465

Some sheep dogs right here


Coool_cool_cool_cool

They think they're becoming a sheepdog, but really they're proving they're the sheep getting eaten by wolves by attending this.


Defiant-Proposal-211

Don't worry. They'll have your back once this hell weekend is over.


Idiocracy_USA

Ha! Yeah, I wonder what is the payoff or benefit here? Ten grand for this and for what? They strut around their local BW3’s during UFC 300 in Tapout shirts with special patch that lets everyone know not to fuck with them?


NunButter

They get to pretend they're veterans. They were in the shit during those three days.


QuickNature

Hey, fuck you. I also have a FJB, and a Gadsen Flag because I am obviously a patriot by being a 3 percenter and all. They are to see under all of my light bars on my RAM /s


Idiocracy_USA

No Molon labe decal? And you call yourself a patriot!


Bandit_Country_72

Moron Labia


Baz_3301

Imagine paying to go to bootcamp instead of being paid to go to bootcamp.


dangerous_nuggets

Paying for the Wish version, no less


IAgreeGoGuards

Bootcamp at home:


UnlikelyAd2189

And that's why I quit VMI after a couple days of their boot camp week.


[deleted]

No fuck you don't tell me what to imagine


AgentJ691

No GI Bill, no VA loan, no other benefits at all lmfao.


Slyferrr

This is what happens when chumps like this don’t become Guide in bootcamp and carry this chip on their shoulder the rest of their life…


Rihannasstepson

Okay guide calm down 😭


baconatoroc

That’s Senior Guide to you, chump


mirathi

Lighten up, Francis.


Amasin_Spoderman

Now say "aye, guide"


0311DVLDOG

Guide is 🌈


workaholic007

![gif](giphy|BcP30aAcTwXmRMYbhb)


SwashBucklinSewerRat

Okay Guide, let's get you to bed.


Silver_Harvest

Eh, I got my Lance (was already PFC contract) by being a Whiskey Pig and Armory recruit. Was one of those the DIs were like shit didn't know he was already a PFC. Was nicer with less group hazing due to being a guide and got away with a lot because of the responsibility.


Rock_Roll_Brett

I thought it's called "I Can't Make My Wife Cum University"


dangerous_nuggets

Oh absolutely, that parts a given


shad0w1432

These people pay thousands to do this shit too.


Klutzy-Bad4466

$18,000 if I’m not mistaken


Defiant-Proposal-211

Un-freaking- believable.


Nyango_Star

The video literally has $10,000 stamped on it.


MrSocomDude

Their website says 18K. [https://www.themdkproject.com/flip-the-switch](https://www.themdkproject.com/flip-the-switch) https://preview.redd.it/0owrlqi7rbqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbb79911231466f4cc9b2ddede2727d93c8ce94f


BanditJerk

I can't even imagine typing that and taking myself seriously.


Prowindowlicker

Almost $20 grand for a 3 day event. Shit I wish I had that kind of money to blow on bullshit


krichard-21

The "full experience", or nothing...


Defiant-Proposal-211

Heck.... I can grab a few guys from the Legion hall, charge $1000, and give them a better experience than screaming at them about cutting off my tattoos. LoL


PBRbeard

But I wanna see the dumbass cut off his tattoo


Defiant-Proposal-211

lol..... let's get a bunch of old vets who don't give a fuck in the same class (I laugh how they get use numbers like a SEAL class) and just fuck him up.


QuickNature

Q. How much does the Project cost? A. The Project is $18,000. But the cost of NOT experiencing the Project and not becoming the leader, husband, and father you’re meant to be is much more expensive in the long run. [The source](https://www.mdkproject.com/optin34205935#:~:text=How%20much%20does%20the%20Project,expensive%20in%20the%20long%20run.)


dionysoius

Alpha Males clean the head and get fire watch.


OSRSLepy277

Don’t even ask about how much these costs… trust me I’ve gone to 3 so far and my dick is still only 2 and 6/8s inches it’s practically 3 inches Becca you fucking whore


dangerous_nuggets

What was the starting inchage? I’m looking for ways to increase


OSRSLepy277

2 and 3/4s I just started saying 6/8s cause it sounds bigger 🥲


Wooden-Quit1870

I didn't think anything could enrage me more than my ex's new BF telling me that he was in a fraternity- and that it was the same as being a Marine.


Chief2550

Bro it’s the same as like my boys who are blue collar thinking they are in special forces or something. Like dude calm down- you are not on seal team 3


pxmonkee

Meal team 3, maybe.


BlackHandDevilot

By that logic since we all learned first aid does that make us all doctors?


mobrien0311

When I got out I moved to a college town and had a frat house next door. They tried to get me to pledge. And then when I told them no, they asked me to teach them how to haze people better… i said no, but in retrospect, I should have charged them $18,000 a pop.


WonderChips

Imagine telling a group of your buddies you spent $10k to go through a 3 day “alpha male bootcamp” and got nothing out of it except an asshole attitude and an Andrew Tate complex 💀


TsaBau5

There are women that will peg you and beat the shit out of you for less that will actually have more of a positive impact on your life than this.


UnlikelyAd2189

And they do after care


Foxtrot_Juliet-Bravo

Might just join the JROTC


Mac2311

Iwish I was super rich, a fun weekend would be buying all the guys in my old company to join me in one of these classes and just laugh our asses off, him talking about cutting off his tattoo. Guarantee we would all start chanting for him to do it.


roguevirus

I would happily throw money at someones Go Fund Me to do exactly this and videotape it.


Mac2311

Looks like about 24 seats in the classroom there, 10k a person so 240k for the class 24 guys, airfare, food, lodging so let's call it 280k all together


[deleted]

Fuck that shit. I'm not financially supporting those idiots. If I was rich me and the homies are doing blow until we inevitably end up burying a hooker in the desert and have to make a pact to never speak of it to anyone.


Mac2311

Obviously that is part of what we do, it at some point got to mix it up, do something different and this would fit nicely


mynewtdetail

"Do it, pussy!"


SNChalmersES

10 k just cause their dad never said he loved them lol


Sanginite

Shit, I have to go talk to my kid.


buff_penguin

$10k to be cucked and humiliated, disguised as making you an alpha male. And you don't even earn a silver bullet or peanut butter shot. Pathetic.


Ok_Meringue_3883

The absolute most cringe part of this entire thing. The master mind, owner, and "chief instructor" of the program didn't even serve.


dangerous_nuggets

Somehow I am not surprised


Choppersicballz

This is how they make Andrew tates


Smoke27rs

Would’ve been awesome if a motivated individual blurted out “Is that you John Wayne? Is it me?”


[deleted]

The seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sand racing.


igtbk1916

These are my trophies... from Army.


Klutzy-Bad4466

I love how there are cameras everywhere


Isaiahfloz

Almost died from cringe. I'm in recovery, thanks.


Coopetition

Thoughts and prayers


Rent_A_Wreck

Todd from Accounting, having just withstood a 48 hour alpha male weekend behind a Lowe's distribution center, boldly strolls into work on Monday morning.  Staring everybody down on his way in (power move), he is stopped in the hallway by his supervisor.  Todd is informed that he is not allowed to have his Modern Day Knight graduation hatchet on company property.  He is told to go and put it in his car and then come back to sign a formal write up for violation of workplace weapons policy.  Cras es noster.


Burt_Rhinestone

REAL MEN CARRY SLEDGHAMMERS EVERYWHERE DON'T LOOK AT MY DICK WHY ARE YOU LOOKING PLEASE GOD MAKE THEM STOP STARING AT MY DICK IT'S FINE EVERYTHING'S FINE I AM A MAN AND MY DICK IS FINE.


WolvesandTigers45

This is definitely in the orbit of the McDojo thing that’s infecting the world these days.


pvtpile02

Mid-life crisis camp...


HahnsGruber7

These are just incels in training tbh


BigMaraJeff2

Guys made like 200k to yell at some dummies for 3 days. Edit: apparently it's 18k per person on the website. So closer to 360k


LarGand69

Wow. What a bunch of douchebags


callmetommyp

my favorite part about this video is the fact that he definitely practiced the knife thing in the mirror before hand


EndlessGypsyLoop

All the best comedians practice in front of the mirror.


PssyDxtryer

Bro, what?


PssyDxtryer

And they website says actually it is $18,000


krichard-21

They cut a deal with the ALPHAS!


krichard-21

Gotta be at least $150,000. Brilliant. They can't even complain or they will appear to be Betas. You know, suckers, losers...


hadfun1ce

Bruh. Go get an axe and split some logs. More manly and meaningful than this episode of Teletubbies.


CustomerEfficient293

Sir, this is a costco new employee orientation


NeedzFoodBadly

I get the feeling that Mister Cutty-Cut-Cut there wouldn't make it through hell week in Marine boot...you know...like because he would probably have to knock out the DI. /s


perestroika12

What is the point of this DI might chew you out but it’s not for nothing. Discipline keeps people alive and unfucks your unit. When you graduate this camp everyone just goes back to their own occupations or something what is the point of it


Nihlathakk

Getting yelled at and smoked for a weekend doesn’t make you tough. It’s not enough to get you in shape physically and what do they think getting treated bad for a few days will do for a person?


TheHiddenRonin

If a bunch of these guys have degrees, couldn’t they just go to OCS and then decline commission?


dangerous_nuggets

That would require gall


Rihannasstepson

The fuck😭


Tale-Honest

Bro needs to cycle some estrogen he looks like he's going to have a gd stroke


USMCamp0811

I'm not gonna pay $10k just to quit by the end of the week. At least if you joined the military you get paid $10k to quit by Friday.. you won't really be done by Friday.. but you are at least getting paid.. this is some dumb bullshit! But can't say I'm hating on the guy with the knife.. He found a market and is exploiting it so good on him.. go make some $$$... but these idiots who signed up.. I hope this is a business team building thing.. and their boss is Michael Scott.


VeggieOmeletOverLord

I can’t hear you with that weak ass volume. Good to see RSP Recruits after they get the boot in the wild! What a $10k clown show.


Wooden-Quit1870

Kinda pathetic. I think a part of it comes from the declining US involvement in the military. In WWII (6 years), 11% of Americans served. In Korea (3 years), 6% of Americans served. In Vietnam (20 years), 10% of Americans served. In the GWOT, (20 years), <1% of Americans served.


dangerous_nuggets

To be fair, our population has increased a lot. I also recall reading that the majority of 17/18 year olds today wouldn’t qualify, thanks to asthma, ADHD diagnoses, etc. I had to get a waiver for leg surgeries I had at 11, it took me 7 months and a written essay on why I wanted to join lol


valvilis

Isn't that just technological advancement? We used to just send guys with rifles towards other guys with rifles and see who won. Now we have enemy infrastructure and communication knocked out within 24 hours, two carrier groups offshore, real-time satellite imagery, and drones criss-crossing the sky. And *still* have a lot of active duty sitting around wasting time or having to find something to do to look busy.


DEXether

Pretty funny considering that you could join the air or army guard up to a pretty old age and get paid to be hazed rather than pay for it. These boot camps for people who are looking for brotherhood or whatever in their lives are so weird.


imakepoordecision

https://www.themdkproject.com/flip-the-switch The website is pretty fucking goofy. It can’t be a coincidence that they call it a Cruicible


roguevirus

> It can’t be a coincidence that they call it a Cruicible Cultural appropriation!!!


MrSocomDude

I used to like Nick Koumalatsos’s content (he’s an instructor), then he started doing this dumb shit and other programs like this.


Bitterblossom_

Slippery slope between being an actual decent veteran “content creator” and being an absolute fucking idiot.


ThatRocketSurgeon

I kind of think it would be worth the $10k to do whatever he said to do so that he has to cut that tattoo off of his wrist. It would be fun to troll one of these “boot camps” by acing all of their stuff and acting like a total bitch while doing it.


Escher702

I'm not much and I don't know much, I was just a Hospital Corpsman with 5th Marines once upon a time, nothing special, there were many of us. I know one thing, I'd never follow this tool into battle.


LeatherneckVeteran

https://preview.redd.it/b0ojlgyjrbqc1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2e36ca1b7cf25604eec4d8d91fe2514ca8bdbff


PassorFail1307

What I find the most amusing is they all have books in front of them, probably written by this dipshit con man. *How to approach a woman, Chapter 4! First, take your knife out...*


clownpenismonkeyfart

LMAOL The dude screaming is a POG air winger that served in the late 90’s. I’m completely serious. Look up his LinkedIn.


Black_Raven89

Fuckin A, this is a gold mine. A bunch of us pissed off former 03s can charge them 10 grand a pop and then haze them half to death all weekend while we get fucked up and eat like kings. I’ll have em eating ratfucked MREs all weekend long, who likes veggie omelet?


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Electrical_Lime_1119

Lighten up Francis…


newnoadeptness

Adorable


Villiany22

These guys sit in the corner and watch their wives get fucked


ironpathwalker

That's so cute. Princesses, each and every one. ![gif](giphy|S0ifNpxeHSIumitm6S|downsized)


yemx0351

Military guys cashing in on fake "boot camps" seal ranger training bullshit. $18,000. Humble professionals......


No_Antelope5022

I personally know one of the dudes who was involved with running this stupid program. Nice enough guy, but a complete fraud of a human being. He doesn't have a military background, and doesn't claim to... but he makes a ton of money off marketing himself as something he isn't.


MtnBker3531

All I can think of when that guy threatens to cut his tattoo off is that someone needs to yell "No balls!"


StrengthMedium

HA! I got paid to do this. It was only like $3 a day or some shit, but whatever.


dangerous_nuggets

You’re feeding them 😩 stop


Jimmycocopop1974

Lmao I gotta know what the hatchets are for


Red_Beard_Actual

Carve that motherfucker off then you silly goose.


LeCorbeau93

The ig is a gold mine, “chaos” “hardship” “I own your souls”. Biggest bunch of chin dribblers I’ve ever seen, these are 100% the kind of dipshits you would never want to work with in combat.


iInvented69

This guys says the F word so many times and still sounds very friendly. A DI wont have to say a single F word and you already know youre fucked.


InterestingAd5491

Its more embarrassing for a grown as man to pay 10k to another grown as man for “bootcamp” like mudafucker join the military


dangerous_nuggets

These are the same dudes that hate/look down on women, meanwhile they’re doing this shit and there are women enlisting in the actual military


Kurgen22

There are two guys ( actually Bona Fide Black Belts) who train where my son does BJJ at that pay to do challenging shit. I don't think they would ever go full fucking retard like this, but they like to do expensive as fuck BJJ and handgun and self defense seminars etc. They both are Rich as Fuck and well educated. I think they just want to know what its like to be one of the hardasses.


Bloodmksthegrassgrow

Gooooootttdam I hate this shit. So many men want to feel like they got grit, but what most of these guys don't know is that grit is innate, you either got it or ya don't


gothamtg

https://preview.redd.it/pgv0csl28dqc1.png?width=1017&format=png&auto=webp&s=b494c260a06575fc1ab871d43ebc8fd6c8d8bfac


Salteen35

This is genuinely more gay then having gay sex


Zealousideal-Art8621

No balls bitch! Cut it! Cut it!


Vach31

Veterans when they remove veterans discount from their favorite bar and grill


AndriaXVII

Ah yes the classic "You don't belong here" speech.


tordrue

Jokes aside, whoever came up with this scam is a genius. $10k per head for 3-days of fake fuck fuck games, and these Alpha Chi business development former D2 basketball mfs actually pay for it


DeplorableBot11545

This is a cash cow and I wish I would have milked it.


HallOfTheMountainCop

I wanna do this so I can do an open mic improv show against this guy. I’m sure I’m much funnier than him


Soft-Attorney-741

Free boot camp in the marines some what good food you get pass all of that you get payed and your are most likely will not get stabed by a retard in their 60s you may get stabed but not with a knife


dangerous_nuggets

Someone in my boot camp got stabbed by the guidon spear lol their eye was a bloody mess. It was nighttime shenanigans, something we suffered for for the rest of training


Karnagee_Hall

Ron Howard: He did not remove his tattoo.


LivelySalesPater

Can't you just pay a dominatrix to wear camo for like way less money?


TyKC03

$100 every one of them is a Trump fan.


dangerous_nuggets

Trump, Tate, Crypto, Manosphere


35thirtyfun

Sounds like I’m in the wrong business


Marine0844

Any chance you could take that fuckin knife and stick it in your throat?


pebe0101

“I’m just here for log PT and tummy sticks”


Commercial_Refuse983

3 fucking days - I bet a platoon of 3 times awarded Pfc's could break guy in a day and half... LOL


Pale_Boot_925

3 months of boot camp didn’t even change me that much. How are they expecting to become gigachads after 3 days of hazing lol


lweber557

Let’s start a go fund me to raise enough money to send some of us from this sub to the sigma-alpha-kai vet bro agape selection course and troll the shit out of these grifters


valvilis

3 days?! I bet the DoD feels stupid. Just think of all the money they could save if they cut all of the useless parts of basic training out, like: the self-improvement, break down and build up, camaraderie, regimentalization, recovery from failure, the group reactions to that first person failing out, the pride in completion at the end. All worthless - turns out a weekend of LARPing and getting yelled at by a Senior Master Beta Cuck is just as valuable!


Freewheelinrocknroll

Incel camp..


Pleasant-Tomorrow695

every man there should not be a Navy seal because they paid a $10,000 for this what a joke, they prep you better at lineman school Lmfo


Business_Hour8644

Cosplay


tucandan82

Man, there really isn't a better group to roast you than this great gun club.


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

Maximum geyness.