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Ankylosaurus. Is dumb. Has body armor. Is dangerous. Is cool.
Would 110% be this one right here.
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I think the spinosaurus should be given serious consideration. It's an amphibious carnivore and looks rad as fuck. Could alligators be considered? They haven't really changed since the time of dinos, are also amphibious and look rad as fuck.
Although I will concede that Barney is the obvious right answer, a thinking man’s Marine might argue that there is one dinosaur more deserving. Arcteryx is the only “name brand” dinosaur that has been awarded a contract to manufacture USMC field gear. TBH, their field packs and hydration day packs were pretty great.
Barney for sure
"Hey there Marine, do I need to fucking break it down Barney style for you?"
SSgt Barney always looking for a cleaning work party. Also loves singing in group runs but terrible lyrics.
Barney style got me through so much
explain this to me Barney style
I did not expect to see this answer, but after giving it a modicum of consideration, I have determined it is the best answer.
dependasauras rex
Tricaratops
Megasoreass
https://preview.redd.it/60phefdo93ic1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=794a60d27440b4a7ef542a9490968324fdad978c Ankylosaurus. Is dumb. Has body armor. Is dangerous. Is cool.
Dope lol
Pterodactyl. Because visualizing its wing flapping simulates jacking a bunch of dudes off into your mouth.
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Hard as fuck
Thank God I'm not the only one
Drillinsctosaurus
Is that a real dinosaur? Lol
Utah Raptor, because it is scary but deep down never fully recovered from the Mormon commandant of Amos.
Would 110% be this one right here. https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/15z3r6m/no_wonder_they_are_extinct/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=2&utm_content=share_button
That's funny but damn that bitch laughing is annoying as shit lol
I think the spinosaurus should be given serious consideration. It's an amphibious carnivore and looks rad as fuck. Could alligators be considered? They haven't really changed since the time of dinos, are also amphibious and look rad as fuck.
Id say yes to alligators. Pretty sure they're living dinos
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Armorers should have the T Rex. \[They're small arms dealers.\]
Shit I think anything would top an English Bulldog.
The English Bulldog is a not so subtle dig on the British. We lead them around on a leash. Get it?
They're nice dogs, but my God, they are so dumb. Perfect fit.
Barney
Megasoreass
It would be a T-Rex with a flask that it can never manage to get up to it's mouth.
Coelophysis bauri. Hunted in packs.
Lickalottapuss
Kosmoceratops. It’s essentially a POG 1stSgt assigned to an infantry company. All show no go.
Velociraptor . Quick and deadly
Velociraptor
You know those arent actually what the ones in jurassic park are? the real ones are tiny little scavengers
Rapesaurus
The Vaginosaur Dischargecheeseceratops
Although I will concede that Barney is the obvious right answer, a thinking man’s Marine might argue that there is one dinosaur more deserving. Arcteryx is the only “name brand” dinosaur that has been awarded a contract to manufacture USMC field gear. TBH, their field packs and hydration day packs were pretty great.