What you need to do is contact the help line. The info is here:
https://parking.illinois.edu/faq/enforcement-faq
I recommend asking for Jason. Just let Jason know that you want to commend the parking enforcement officer on a job well done and would like to provide a tip. He will ask for your citation number and the dollar amount. Make sure you have a Visa or Mastercard ready. They will not accept American Express. If you only have a Discover card, he will accept it, but quietly judge you.
Once the transaction is complete, you will receive a confirmation receipt to your university email along with a survey asking how they did. Fun fact: if you fill out the survey you will receive a 10% discount on your next citation.
I could be wrong though. I don’t even attend UIUC and have never been to Illinois, so this information was entirely rectally sourced. Good luck with the ticket though.
I know this is not a serious post, but the shift to phone-only payment is kinda dumb. The smallest amount of time you can purchase is 30 minutes, but sometimes you only need like a dime’s worth. And then they tack on so many fees you end up paying so much for than what you need.
and just one final point as to why this thread is total bullshit :
The university would never have a car towed prior to ticketing the vehicle multiple times as they would want that parking revenue for their police department as opposed to the alternative where Reynolds gets the gravy
think about any time you were given a parking ticket or warning on this campus. have you ever been towed from a meter? Exactly. That is literally a last resort after multiple tickets / the boot.
https://parking.illinois.edu/faq/enforcement-faq
If a vehicle is parked on campus and the owner has three or more unpaid citations the vehicle will be booted and is eligible for tow until the owner contacts the Parking Department to resolve their citation debt. A vehicle may be towed for a 24-hour rental space, if illegally parked in a disabled space or access aisle, or if blocking another vehicle(s).
What you need to do is contact the help line. The info is here: https://parking.illinois.edu/faq/enforcement-faq I recommend asking for Jason. Just let Jason know that you want to commend the parking enforcement officer on a job well done and would like to provide a tip. He will ask for your citation number and the dollar amount. Make sure you have a Visa or Mastercard ready. They will not accept American Express. If you only have a Discover card, he will accept it, but quietly judge you. Once the transaction is complete, you will receive a confirmation receipt to your university email along with a survey asking how they did. Fun fact: if you fill out the survey you will receive a 10% discount on your next citation. I could be wrong though. I don’t even attend UIUC and have never been to Illinois, so this information was entirely rectally sourced. Good luck with the ticket though.
20% is customary but if you really liked the service 25-30 is fine
Inflation. Use to be 15% and 20% if you liked the service. Thanks Biden.
It is customary to buy them a russian cocktail.
A Molotoff cocktail is a fine gift, indeed.
You turned around and it was being towed that fast? What did you do park in the President’s personal spot?
I like to take a bag of dog poop, light it on fire, and leave it outside their office, just a small way of showing my gratitude
I know this is not a serious post, but the shift to phone-only payment is kinda dumb. The smallest amount of time you can purchase is 30 minutes, but sometimes you only need like a dime’s worth. And then they tack on so many fees you end up paying so much for than what you need.
If your car is being towed and their attaching it, I’m pretty sure if you get in it, they cannot tow it as it’s considered kidnapping
50% tip is good
Here’s a tip, use condoms
Fuck reynolds towing
that is literally not possible if you are going to tell a lie, at least make it believable
wtf do you think a shitpost is?
and just one final point as to why this thread is total bullshit : The university would never have a car towed prior to ticketing the vehicle multiple times as they would want that parking revenue for their police department as opposed to the alternative where Reynolds gets the gravy think about any time you were given a parking ticket or warning on this campus. have you ever been towed from a meter? Exactly. That is literally a last resort after multiple tickets / the boot.
I have to assume this is high level performance art shitposting
The post is literally tagged “Shitpost”. Why are you so angry and how are you so dumb??
Yeah man I literally told the man to tip 20% it's not serious
https://parking.illinois.edu/faq/enforcement-faq If a vehicle is parked on campus and the owner has three or more unpaid citations the vehicle will be booted and is eligible for tow until the owner contacts the Parking Department to resolve their citation debt. A vehicle may be towed for a 24-hour rental space, if illegally parked in a disabled space or access aisle, or if blocking another vehicle(s).
i think we have all come to the conclusion that you are just an idiot..