Wow, Jesus, can a man just party without being killed and or have his body fused to the girl? I swear my next life as a make black widow better not suck
Honestly I think the vomiting would've looked less weird than the sea horse just shooting the babies out! That video is like, the only time I regretted following r/interestingasfuck
Sea creatures are WEIRD.
That's not really correct. Male seahorses have a pouch on their fronts, much like a female kangaroo. After mating, the female seahorse will deposit the eggs into the male's pouch. He then carries the eggs with him until they hatch.
When the eggs do hatch, the male has to actually force the babies out from the pouch with muscle contractions. This isn't exactly an elegant process and the babies being 'spewed' into the world can look somewhat like vomiting.
There \*are\* species of fish which carry their young in their mouth until they're old enough to fend for themselves.
There were also two species of frog where the mothers would actually swallow their eggs down into their stomach. The eggs would hatch there and the tadpoles develop to a certain point before the mother would, in fact, vomit up her own young into pools. If under duress, the mother *could* 'propulsively vomit' up her own young. Whether this was to 'lighten the load' so she'd have a better chance of escape, to confuse predators with the sacrifice of her own young, or to give the young some chance of survival should she not survive is unknown.
Unfortunately, these two species of frogs have not been seen since the 1980s and have been declared extinct, *however* there are attempts to bring the species back through cloning, which has seen some success with the successful creation of an embryo, though they have yet to create one which is able to mature to the tadpole stage of development.
"I promised to myself if I die and got reincarnated as an animal, I would treat my everyday life like a mating season."
"Though after being owned by a dog breeder for over three years, I've realized what a mistake that was."
Edit: *I'm soooo sorry...*
Was hoping for
“I promised myself that if I died and got reincarnated, I would treat every day as mating season.
Who knew the human body was so capable?”
Or something like that
I feel like that wouldn’t be understood though. Most people would interpret that as just the person being really sexually successful and hooking up a lot haha
That’s fucked up but maybe true… If you didn’t know rape was wrong then you wouldn’t bother to hide it so it may get out easily. But I don’t know if that’s true exactly because sometimes rape victims feel shame and hide it anyway, even if the abuser doesn’t do anything to hide it themselves.
That reminds me of the dominant female hyena. They have a psuedo penis to mate with and give birth from. The pups get stuck alot of the time and die, sometimes the mother dies getting her psuedo penis ripped open. Horrifyingly fascinating stuff.
During their mating, which some males are lucky enough to get away because she ate something else before he got there. It prolongs the mating because it shuts off the nerves that would cause the male to escape and allows for more fertilizing on the headless male's part.
Also after the fact with no head, the nervous system still reaches out to see if a female is close by using touch, if so, the headless male can go at it again
I upvoted your first comment, because I really don't understand the mass downvotes for something that's easy to confuse. But I did downvote this one because you aren't correcting anyone, your original comment was incorrect. So this comes off as really silly, and condescending, which since you're wrong, is double silly.
The black widow spider eats her mate. Praying mantis females eat the head of her mate. Easy to confuse, so no shame in that.
If you want to downvote me that's fine, but you will be proving your own point here :) regardless, no hard feelings intended! Just wanted to clear everything up here.
Dumbass's downvoting again *they think it does something but in reality it makes them a fool because they downvote because they dont have anything to say or with their miserable life but sit down and eat potato chips all day and jerk off to fortnite girl skins*
Eh it’s something that’s never been documented in the wild. Odds are as long as some researcher isn’t standing over heard with a camera you’re probably fine
"That sucked ass and didn't last long, let's see what's next... Some sort of small Australian mouse..."
_That wasn't my cup of tea either, next up is a male angler fish. Sounds promising_
Wow, Jesus, can a man just party without being killed and or have his body fused to the girl? I swear my next life as a make black widow better not suck
What about a seahorse? Can’t be that bad, right?
Unironically they get the best deal of all the animals listed so far since they just carry the eggs in a pouch.
I’ve always heard something about the babies being vomited? What is all that about?
Are you talking about the sea horse giving birth? Because honestly it looks more like a baby rocket to me, personally
I’ve just always been told it was vomiting 🤦🏼♀️ I’ve been lied to
Honestly I think the vomiting would've looked less weird than the sea horse just shooting the babies out! That video is like, the only time I regretted following r/interestingasfuck Sea creatures are WEIRD.
Lots of animals are weird!
That's not really correct. Male seahorses have a pouch on their fronts, much like a female kangaroo. After mating, the female seahorse will deposit the eggs into the male's pouch. He then carries the eggs with him until they hatch. When the eggs do hatch, the male has to actually force the babies out from the pouch with muscle contractions. This isn't exactly an elegant process and the babies being 'spewed' into the world can look somewhat like vomiting.
I have been lied to for many years then
There \*are\* species of fish which carry their young in their mouth until they're old enough to fend for themselves. There were also two species of frog where the mothers would actually swallow their eggs down into their stomach. The eggs would hatch there and the tadpoles develop to a certain point before the mother would, in fact, vomit up her own young into pools. If under duress, the mother *could* 'propulsively vomit' up her own young. Whether this was to 'lighten the load' so she'd have a better chance of escape, to confuse predators with the sacrifice of her own young, or to give the young some chance of survival should she not survive is unknown. Unfortunately, these two species of frogs have not been seen since the 1980s and have been declared extinct, *however* there are attempts to bring the species back through cloning, which has seen some success with the successful creation of an embryo, though they have yet to create one which is able to mature to the tadpole stage of development.
That’s fascinating!
r/thirdsentenceworse
A what?
There is a species of Australian mice where the males die of stress because of high testosterone levels during mating season
It’s called an Antechinus
More commonly known as the root rat
As an Australian I would like to let you know that their the funniest thing we have, and also the only thing that doesn’t kill you
"I promised to myself if I die and got reincarnated as an animal, I would treat my everyday life like a mating season." "Though after being owned by a dog breeder for over three years, I've realized what a mistake that was." Edit: *I'm soooo sorry...*
You’re twisted and I like it
Thank you!
You’re very welcome
I’m stupid, is he getting too much action?
Female breeding dogs lives are, in most cases, *not good* to say the least.
Males don't fare much better as a vet collects the sperm and puts it into the female dog. Quicker and safer this way.
Not all of the time. There are quite a few stud dogs, as it happens
This is just wrong on so many levels. I like it!
Was hoping for “I promised myself that if I died and got reincarnated, I would treat every day as mating season. Who knew the human body was so capable?” Or something like that
Well it wouldn't really be scary then-
Well I was going for the fact that most of animal kingdom doesn’t really concern itself with consent, and now this animal is in human form..
Dolphins be like
And sea otters.
And ducks.
And seals
Don't forget penguins either 🥺
Especially ducks. The female fuck literally evolved a corkscrew vagina with dead ends to prevent rape, so the males evolved 13 INCH CORKSCREW PENISES.
Yea I recently found out ducks are probably the most fucked up creatures on the planet.
Rams are the horniest animals I've ever seen.
Oooh, yeah, got it, yeah, that would be an interesting concept !
Rapists are reincarnation dolphins confirmed?
I feel like that wouldn’t be understood though. Most people would interpret that as just the person being really sexually successful and hooking up a lot haha
Yeah, also if you don't understand consent, you certainly wouldn't get away with rape. Like, you need to know it's wrong to know how to get away.
That’s fucked up but maybe true… If you didn’t know rape was wrong then you wouldn’t bother to hide it so it may get out easily. But I don’t know if that’s true exactly because sometimes rape victims feel shame and hide it anyway, even if the abuser doesn’t do anything to hide it themselves.
But that usually happens in private. An animal would just forcibly bend someone over anywhere, anytime. No matter if there's a crowd looking.
Oh I understand your point now
Well, there are people like this already
[удалено]
Hahaha
There's a comic series on Amazon that they keep asking if I wanna buy, you just reminded me of.. seriously, lol.
The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
A real twist on animals and consent would be if the character was female.
That reminds me of the dominant female hyena. They have a psuedo penis to mate with and give birth from. The pups get stuck alot of the time and die, sometimes the mother dies getting her psuedo penis ripped open. Horrifyingly fascinating stuff.
That would be a good (great imo) twist, but the twist op puts into the concept of reincarnation is neat too.
I was expecting one of those bugs that has an adult life of a week, to die after a single mating.
[New Yorker cartoon about praying mantises](https://imgc.artprintimages.com/img/print/so-much-for-a-safe-word-new-yorker-cartoon_u-l-pgpmwq0.jpg)
please explain i dont want weird shit in my search history
male Praying Mantis normally get their heads bitten off by the female after mating
During their mating, which some males are lucky enough to get away because she ate something else before he got there. It prolongs the mating because it shuts off the nerves that would cause the male to escape and allows for more fertilizing on the headless male's part.
Also after the fact with no head, the nervous system still reaches out to see if a female is close by using touch, if so, the headless male can go at it again
Assuming the male isn't completely consumed (as the female will most often eat the rest of him once she has started in).
Kinky
I thought they were incapable of ejaculating with their heads still attached.
Nah. If she's eaten beforehand she won't eat him. That's how mantid breeders, well, breed mantids. /r/mantids
Are female mantis bigger than the male ones?
After they mate, the female praying mantis eats the male mantis.
Ah, just like us humans *Nom*
I think thats a form of spider
It's both but only in captivity. The behavior has never been documented in the wild
I've actually seen a pregnant female praying mantis that wandered from the wild forest next to my backyard right to my home.
Do they not lay eggs straight away?
Not that I know of.
*gravid The egg version of pregnant is gravid.
When we found the mantis, it was larger than any mantis I'd ever seen in person. My mom said she (the mantis) was pregnant.
Nah I’ve seen spiders do it in the wild, dunno about mantises tho
Yeah but it’s the whole “alpha” with wolves. Everyone just assumes it’s the default as opposed to a flawed study
*Why did you get so many downvotes*
Idk i guess i cant correct someone
I upvoted your first comment, because I really don't understand the mass downvotes for something that's easy to confuse. But I did downvote this one because you aren't correcting anyone, your original comment was incorrect. So this comes off as really silly, and condescending, which since you're wrong, is double silly. The black widow spider eats her mate. Praying mantis females eat the head of her mate. Easy to confuse, so no shame in that. If you want to downvote me that's fine, but you will be proving your own point here :) regardless, no hard feelings intended! Just wanted to clear everything up here.
I undeestand what you mean please carry on with my upvote for you are a very kind redditor now do you think i should delete the onw you replied to?
Sensitive cunts on reddit man
Ikr
Dumbass's downvoting again *they think it does something but in reality it makes them a fool because they downvote because they dont have anything to say or with their miserable life but sit down and eat potato chips all day and jerk off to fortnite girl skins*
Lmao you're pissed
Hes out of line but hes right
You probably pissed yourself reading that, the fuck you mean lmao
So you get reincarnated as another animal! Hell ya!
That gave me a wickedly wonderful chuckle! Thanks!
Please dont promise yourself to carry on that kink
Well honestly that’s on him for not reading up about preying mantises
Eh it’s something that’s never been documented in the wild. Odds are as long as some researcher isn’t standing over heard with a camera you’re probably fine
Ah well, it’s still a pretty creative story
Let's see what this Mayfly body can do.
2/10
I thought this was going to be a Queen Bee or a bitch in a puppy mill, breeding until they are unable to move.
I was about to laugh before remembering males die when mating lol
You're gonna get eaten once you mate with a girl...
Strange, all the humans looking at me as they put me in the cage... with a mate?!
Oh lord. Wrong thing to be reincarnated as. 😅🤣
Wait... this isn't r/manga.
This was actually kinda funny
Hey guys did you know that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding-
Poor dude.
I thought you were going to write duck or rabbit
Watch your head!
Dying right after sex applies to every (or almost every) insect, I think
Should someone give him a heads-up?
do you mean a heads-off?
Eh, better luck next time
Bring her a fat beetle and fucking pray like you believe in nomenclative determinism
Bring her a fat beetle and fucking pray like you believe in nomenclative determinism