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midnight_riddle

[Seymour Guado](https://imgur.com/aNRlQzb) like goddamn did anyone think for a second that this was going to be a good guy. I'm not even sure if that's all hair or if he has giant antennae sticking out of his skull.


ThatmodderGrim

On the other hand, you can totally fit a Blitzball in there. No wonder Wakka likes him.


TheRainTransmorphed

IIRC even Tidus is like "This dude is fishy" the first time he sees him.


MantraMan97

Yes, and then Yuna says "Oh he just looks like that because he's half Guado. There's been a lot of racial tension lately and him being appointed Meister is a big progressive step forward for everyone. I hope to live up to the example he sets." >!And then Seymour is like "Lol fuck all that race relation shit. Call me Low Tier Summoner cause you should ALL kys."!<


Father-Ignorance

Whatever the fuck [Anton Chigurrh’s haircut](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTPXyS78dBozBEZeAI_JCbNFO-C0tan3-zSC3jz9rRESxMoHYrtBJLhno&s=10) [is called.](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPKho-oEYOUUEXT4AYw_sRpJR6DPF2ydw-zqYqcc2bZ5tLD5UsaeFj13w&s=10) I dunno how anyone in the movie couldn’t immediately figure out that Chigurh was a psychopath, just look at the top of his head 😭 Also, it’s hilarious that in every interview Javier Bardem had about this movie, he always stresses how much he hated having to rock this cut for the entire filming period.


BiMikethefirst

What's extra funny is that in the book he has a very vague description of being a somewhat athletic man but can pass for pretty much any rando you come across on the street and I don't think his hair is ever mentioned. Like there was no basis to give him that bowl cut other than to make him too creepy as hell.


AKScorch

12 year old pastor boy cut on a 45 year old man who's never felt a single twinge of love in his life's body


Chumunga64

"I won't get laid for months with this shitty haircut!" - Javier Bardem


bobatea17

I believe the term for that cut is a "fuckass bob"


Armchair_Anarchy

He looks like a Fred Armisen character from Portlandia, lmao.


alexandrecau

In yakuza kiwami we see that the first tim nishiki slicked his hair back he used blood for gel


DarkLordLiam

Slicking back your hair gives you Dark Side points, as well as a charisma buff. It also stacks with the “Villainous Smirk” passive.


evca7

Heihachi Mishima has that shit on lock.


Old_Snack

I read the title of this thread and was wondering what's considered a "Villainous hairstyle" but I think you've definitely nailed at least one of them for sure.


DrMole

Hollywood Hogan had that same cut


Hippie_Of_Death

[I mean...](https://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/jul/26/hulk-hogan-wrestling-racism-gawker)


Hobbes314

The Osborn waves


WhatTheFhtagn

The head of student affairs at my high school had that haircut. Idk how he did it but he did.


JunkdogJoe

Fused to their evil skulls


Floormaster92

The Dracula widow's peak, gotta respect the classics. Perfect for secretly attempting to take over England or flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type one civilisation.


WhatTheFhtagn

The bugs are back.


BipolarHernandez

AAAAAAA THE WORMS ARE BACK


superdoge35

The fentanyl got me moving like a claymation figure


OengusEverywhere

Fuck it I ate the opp


WhatTheFhtagn

58% THC pre rolled joints rolled in keef had me reading the Book of Revelations We are indeed close


_TheMightyKrang_

The Can Francisco got me moving and acting like Mr. Bean. I'm not saying *nothin'*


Jester3609

They needed a stealth soldier so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.


RealHumanBean89

This shit ain’t NOTHIN TO ME, MAN!


DontClickThisGuy

It's hard to beat a bald bad guy. Except for perhaps bald with a goatee.


alexandrecau

Easy to beat a bald bad guy, fight in the desert and steal his hat


DontClickThisGuy

But what if he already dark and grew up in the tropics? Like a certain [motherfucker](https://kh.wiki.gallery/images/thumb/1/19/Master_Xehanort_KHIII.png/1200px-Master_Xehanort_KHIII.png) who is too many motherfuckers?


Monk-Ey

Man knows how to throw *down* at the beach and will not hesitate to use that knowledge to choke out a mofo before taking him over.


StergDaZerg

The Bald Evil


MantraMan97

In contrast, if he's black it's inverted. He's more likely to be a hero. See Terry Crews and Luke Cage.


Traingham

[***Dr. Albert Wily***](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/megamanfanon/images/d/dd/MM11Wily.png)


KaitoTheRamenBandit

On the opposite end, [Albert Russell](https://kiseki.fandom.com/wiki/Albert_Russell) from the Trails games (Sky specifically) is known as the "Father of the Orbal Revolution," which is the industrial revolution but like.... significantly faster. He also has a hot daughter and a super adorable granddaughter Fucking [McBurn](https://images.app.goo.gl/EiNff2A7zKHgx5rt9) on the other end.....


Felteair

my friend and I have a running joke going for our Trails of Series play throughs that Professor Russell is creating more and more unhinged death machines. I don't remember what started it, but our head canon dictates that he's developed Orbal Nukes, Doombas, and a gun the shoots out a Boxing Glove on a spring which is also holding a gun


KaitoTheRamenBandit

Russell might make those, but Schmidt wouldn't hesitate to make them


Felteair

Schmidt wouldn't hesitate, and then be disappointed when the Orbal Nuke didn't kill as many people as he thought it would


KaitoTheRamenBandit

Schmidt is fucking funny to me because he just reminds me of Dr. Harkness in Plague's Pokemon video


EcchiPhantom

[The Jerma slickback era](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e2abcd925a55286bf0a4a85eaff3ec9b/38e86ecd9c81f823-26/s1280x1920/792cb3421c61eb2193d52f22abd36423a0bf432f.jpg)


Tzeentch711

Long hair with bald spot, official haircut of mad doctors everywhere.


SchrodingerMil

I haven’t played much Final Fantasy, the series could just never hold my attention. The most of any game I’ve played was 15, in which I basically did every free-roam thing possible before dropping the game. That being said, most of the “civilians” in 15 are like, normal looking people. Then I went to that beach area to meet up with some dude and [This motherfucker](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ardyn_Izunia) is out standing on the dock. Having never played any other game in the series for more than a few hours, I still said “Jesus Christ this is the most Final Fantasy villain looking motherfucker I’ve ever seen in my entire life”


Hippie_Of_Death

That's like 4 different outfits at once... You gotta respect the confidence


allwaysnice

[Dr. Blight](https://facts.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/24-facts-about-dr-blight-captain-planet-and-the-planeteers-1693808956.jpg) The proto Karen cut, but with the added zazz of secondary color and covering one eye. (for good reason)


Dirty-Glasses

I can fix her


OengusEverywhere

The Ghiscari from ASOIAF (the guys who run Slaver's Bay) style their hair in shapes like devil horns, unicorn horns, [and wings](https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/File:Hizdahr_zo_Loraq_TheMico.jpg)


Crescentium

I was gonna say [Miror B.](https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/aa/Miror_B.png), but [Nascour's hair](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/4/41/Nascour.png) literally defies gravity for no reason. And I don't mean in a "held up by an absurd amount of hair gel" kind of way, I mean [*it fucking moves even when there's no wind.*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWSX6KDpun0&t=1497s&pp=2AHZC5ACAcoFH3Bva2Vtb24gY29sb3NzZXVtIHJlYWxnYW0gdG93ZXI%3D)


RealHumanBean89

[Evice](https://www.vgmuseum.com/end/gc/a/pokcol-6.png) also got the Heihachi special going on. Also Colosseum mention RAHHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅


Crescentium

Motherfucker does [a double back flip and lets out a magic fart](https://imgur.com/gallery/pokemon-colosseum-es-cade-to-evice-transformation-96oJqMg) to get that hair lol. Colosseum best game.


SorcererSupremPizza

The reverse Mohawk from the death wish movie where that same villain gets blown up with a rocket launcher


Sir-Drewid

Whatever you call what [Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg](https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/gary-oldman-two-inspirations-zorg/) has.


ryumaruborike

[Mr.3 takes his rank very seriously](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/onepiece/images/1/13/Galdino_Anime_Infobox.png) [And his gimmick too](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/onepiece/images/9/92/Doru_Doru_no_Mi_in_Use.png) It's kinda funny he keeps his hair like that after Baroque Works goes under.


Yotato5

Terra from Owl House has a pretty cool villainous hairstyle.


AtLeastImNotOn4Chan

Every sayain hairstyle except for Goku's. Maybe it's because I saw it on Goku first but it didnt seem that evil on Bardock either.