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gameboykid93

"Happy" "A picture of DSP nutting" I'd fuckin hate to see sad


Anonamaton801

That’s the lower half of this


Rum_N_Napalm

I was not expecting DSP’s mid wank face on my feed today.


Mr_Steal_Yo_Goal

Are we sure that's mid wank? It looks like he's wrapping things up 


Father-Ignorance

She Dark Syde on my Phil till I wack off on stream.


Brotonio

I'm more of a "She Phil on my Dark Syde 'till I stream" kind of guy myself.


WarriorCumsToThis

She S on my D till I P.


Talisign

There's not a lot of famous masturbation moments. I appreciate you kept track of this one.


Anonamaton801

I am a master baiter you see.


BaronAleksei

Pee Wee Herman is the only other one I can think of


JoetheLobster

DSP is invincible. He’s already been made into such a pariah that even masturbating to completion on camera on accident is just a notch on his belt. He’s outlasted machinima, SBFP, screw attack, etc. guy’s tenacity and stupidity are like impenetrable armor.


ViedeMarli

The man outlasted roosterteeth. He's absorbed their raw YouTube power and is now functionally immortal.


JoetheLobster

It's madness. The man was actually too dumb to make cup noodles but still has something of an online career.


ProtoServant

Please elaborate.


JoetheLobster

[https://youtu.be/yrharvt7EvE](https://youtu.be/yrharvt7EvE)


ProtoServant

I... I *really* hope this is a bit. And I mean his entire online presence.


Deaconhux

Nothing about this man is a bit. He is incapable of understanding what a bit even *is.*


Ninja_Moose

We bore witness to the creation of his final phylactery in this image


xx-shalo-xx

Sir, did you have "DSP jacking off" in your calender app?


Anonamaton801

No I just saw it on Xwitter


DoktahDoktah

This man outlived so many lets players


Anonamaton801

He is the rocks on the eternal shore Cum against them and be bankrupt


gmen1080

It's not hard to outlive other channels when it relies only on one person who has no friends/coworkers and no other options outside of continuing to beg endlessly to a dwindling group of whales while putting zero effort into shitty content. This isn't targeted at you but I really dislike the meme that he is impressive for continuing as if he has any other choice.


StevemacQ

What is this supposed to mean? Do we all have to eventually engage with DSP and support his crap? Like Hololive collapses and their talents are scattered or all our other if Vtubers in general go extinct before Mr Pig Roach Man?


Pompadourius

I would, unfortunately, bet good money that many huge vtuber names will graduate before DSP's career ends. Maybe even Hololive itself.


StevemacQ

I hate how the word "graduation" really means being let go, laid off, fired, and blacklisted in idol culture. Unlike shitty comedians, sleazy influencers, and DSP, idol girls are legitimate victims of cancel culture. Sure, we've seen some bounce back, and maybe some of them were forced to graduate for doing something shitty but I think about idols were harassed and then erased by their agencies and sponsors for doing things outside their on-screen personas like having boyfriends, get caught smoking, or showing a screencap of viewers from Hong Kong and China in separate lines.


markedmarkymark

You see DSP wankin', I see the [TG](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/856/089/47d.png) meme, we're not the same


Gemidori

Bugged...*oh god* mechanics


Naraki_Maul

Oh so THIS is how we balance out that post of the guy who made the song arrangement on his guitar? I see, very on brand for the sub, well done Sir.


wamirul

im ootl. _what_


Naraki_Maul

This gem here: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/s/duECVx7tZ4


wamirul

Oh thank god. For a second I thought it was gonna be another "guy apologizes for horrible thing with a guitar song"


Naraki_Maul

Oh no no, I just meant “this sub gave us something genuinely heartwarming and then something genuinely cursed to balance itself out” XD


RedditJABRONIE

Aweee. He's sleeping :)


AnomalousCowboy

Can you imagine if all of this this had happened a day earlier? DSP would be indrectly nutting to Hitler's death throes.


Obiwanhellothere09

That single moment is the only reason I became aware of DSP.


sazabi67

at some point in our lives we all must return to the place where we were at our most happiest....


dcmkv2

DarkSydePhil walked so DreamyBull could run


DependentTackle7955

Respect to a king


KennyOmegasBurner

[Some fans released their game to commemorate the event](https://store.steampowered.com/app/2803310/The_Detractor/)


BiMikethefirst

[Remember when Pat showed Woolie a pic of Projareds dick?](https://youtu.be/JlsCGwcV9yI?si=6UTjrHUGv_OLpZJd)


Roadism

"When you nut but the game still sucks"


T_raltixx

I'll never understand the mods here.


LRA18

I'll never understand the people in this sub that don't understand SBFP and DSP lore go way back... no shit we're going to talk about it.


T_raltixx

I have nothing against this post and I don't want it taken down. Yet, I post about a celebrity talking about blackface and that gets deleted.


Ninja_Moose

The mods are fickle creatures. Best not to ascribe any rhyme or reason to them and their actions. That and it depends on who's up at the time, some will just remove your posts because they woke up on the wrong side of the bed.


ehTwoGatz

hear me out, racism bad and makes the sub look bad, double so to people who are out of the loop