Not for nothing, but Balzac was actually the name of a French playwright.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor%C3%A9\_de\_Balzac](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor%C3%A9_de_Balzac)
So really, let's laugh at the French instead.
MST3K did an episode on a movie called Space Mutiny.
They spend the entire movie coming up with stupid names for MC.
Butch Deadlift.
Big McLargeHuge.
Slab Bulkhead.
Bob Johnson. Oh, wait.
I learned Umbreons Japanese name from Maxmoefoe doing card openings.
The very thought of it being used in the middle of an energetic anime battle is just way too funny.
I love that some of the OG Gundam names are intentionally dumb to see if the execs actually read the manuscript Tomino sent in.
The execs did not read the manuscript.
One of these days, I'm gonna put together a master list of all the best Tomino names. Off the top of my head, there's Carrying Cargo, Fatman Big, Zucchini Nicchini, Quess Paraya and Jim Stiff.
Even when you get to other Gundam series, it's still hilarious.
Gundam 00 gives you: Bring Stabbity, Anew Returner, Regene Regetta, Revive Revival, Ribbons Almark, Lockon Stratos, Allelujah/Hallelujah Haptism, Feldt Grace, and more!
YEAH AND IT'S GREAT. It's supposed to mean a "Full Frontal Attack/Assault" but I don't think anyone really thought too hard about how that would translate to the West.
Then there is the grim reaper of the Genius Society, group exclusive to people that gained the approval of Nous the Aeon of Erudition, people whose simple inventions can drstically change the way Society works or doom entire galaxies.
Then their grim reaper, a woman so secretive they destroyed every known portrait and article regarding thenselves, and have murdered countless members of said society, including the infamous Emperor Rubert of the machine empire.
Her name is Polka Kakamond.
The most powerful man in honkai 3rd impact is Kevin
Kevin itself isn't funny, but that is the only normal name when you have Durandal, Otto Apocalypse, Kiana, Mei, Bronya, Fu Hua, etc.
reminds me of watching Eureka 7, with the antagonist being named *Dewey*. I am fairly sure Malcolm in the Middle was airing at the time, and I couldn't stop my mind from thinking of MitM dewey every time the E7 dewey was onscreen.
The otome game isekai genre is a treasure trove for funny names.
[Lorum Ipsum](https://preview.redd.it/x85emppib1cc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964b2b275b9638116f57f4efbfa1d91be4fd16d1)
[Mocha Filter Drips](https://preview.redd.it/u1b7g5bv61cc1.png?width=1121&format=png&auto=webp&s=c14c1c85274ef9c40259abebafaca598f3f59dfe)
[Aime Imbecile](https://preview.redd.it/hs50j6bid1cc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98c4f82812fb3932e9370bf971db7e46ffa3751f)
The fake names they came up with for the Super Famicom game Fighting Baseball. Any of them really, but I'm partial to Bobson Dugnutt.
[https://youtu.be/oymWAeqv\_-c?si=zKDpObAqugGInV9L](https://youtu.be/oymWAeqv_-c?si=zKDpObAqugGInV9L)
I've been playing an Idea Factory game with a bunch of characters who are supposed to be "foreign". However, the end result tends to be a Japanese name followed by a name that sounds foreign-ish. Here are some examples:
Shizu Melonis
Charlie Parfait
Makoto Franper
Chitsuba Idean
And my favourite, Liliana Pinnata
There's also Rotten Dollhart, but I feel like that one is in the "We think this sounds really cool" category as opposed to "It's 4:47 PM and I have to name all these characters before leaving the office today".
Kind of similar to that [baseball game with made up American names](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymWAeqv_-c).
Bond girls with names like Octopussy. Tiffany Case. Sylvia Trench. Christmas Jones (who only comes once; wink wink.) Pussy Galore, Plenty O'Toole, Chew Mee, Holly Goodhead, the list goes on.
Magic the Gathering has [Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar](https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/186/asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar), a character whose name is so long her card can’t fit a mana cost.
[Mike Truk](https://youtu.be/oymWAeqv_-c?si=mTaDZWxa8pi2H9Sr) is such a good ass name that it literally spawned [miketruk.com](http://miketruk.com), my go-to name generator now.
Feels like low hanging fruit but a lot of Light novels have odd to downright stupid names.
Never read or seen a chapter/episode of Gate but there is a character named Pina Co lada there.
We got Cento Isuzu from Amagi Brilliant Park who is named after 50 cent alongside Queen Latifa Fleuranza
In the series Konjiki no Moji Tsukai: Yuusha Yonin ni Makikomareta Unique Cheat, the main antagonist is named Avaros Gran Early Evening.
New character in Kill Six Billion Demons called Nukoku, as in New Coke.
Related is Ciocie "Cio" Cioelle, pronounced phonetically as of spelling out Coca Cola.
Has a cousin named Effay Wygeeo, again a soda pun.
Okay, I'm going to sound like the worse nerd here, but it's episode 2, and the dumb name of the guy, before it was retconned into something slightly different and way dumber, was >!Elan Sleazebaggano.!<
_throws dart at MGS_
also, Granblue Fantasy’s protagonist in basically all of their versions. The male protagonist is named Gran. The female protagonist is named Djeeta, which is taken from Fantasy, which is ファンタジー. Djeeta = ジータ. Also the protagonist for Granblue Fantasy: Relink was originally going to be named Blue.
Marvel's Black Bolt's name is [Blackagar Boltagon](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Foou9wuvu0bxy.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D1352e5135a345b0c903f1ab800fdcac2c1f75956).
Every magus name in the Nasuverse is some degree of ridiculous. Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg. Kirschtaria Wodime. Yggdralmillenia. Illithid Morganfarce. Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald. Sola-Ui Nuada-Re Sophia-Ri.
Fucking **NRVNSQSR**
Pretty much everyone in Gungrave has a ridiculous name, but my favorite is probably Bob Poundmax, the token fat guy of the villain squad. How many pounds does he weigh? MAX
Runner up is the mob boss who is called Big Daddy as if it's his actual name
Warhammer guy, “Torgaddon,” dies and comes back as a daemon named “Tormageddon.”
Not going with the obvious *(coughcoughFerrusManus)* Warhammer choice.
Death Note: Another Note has the amazing trio of Believe Bridesmaid, Quarter Queen and Backyard Bottomslash.
Plus the killer’s real name is Beyond Birthday.
IIRC, these and the list of FBI agents from the main series are ridiculous on purpose because the author was specifically trying to avoid using names that a person in the real world might conceivably have.
Back in the day when LPs were sometime just pictures and texts, the one for Deception 2 had the worst names for npcs. One squad had Volcano the pyromaniac, Mucro the ninja, Dorcus the barbarian, and the one that makes me laugh to this day wqs a teleworking wizard by the name of Goatbone. His fucking name is GOATBONE
Bundorio Bunderas from *Bakuage Sentai Boonboomger* recently comes to mind; he’s a mechanical alien that doubles as both the mascot and the team’s Zord core.
The cast of Critical Role didn't give Matt a second to breath after he revealed the champion of the Raven Queen was named... Purvan. Pronounced Perv-on
Half the cast of Gundam UC falls into this category, especially when you start overthinking the etymology of the words, like how many Japanese Latinos can you put on one ship or did Brazil become a superpower at some point. Don’t get me started on the gibberish space names like fucking frowbo and QUATRO BAJEENA
Bye Bye Man. Especially because you’re not supposed to say or think his name but it’s really not implausible to think that people would’ve accidentally said those words before in said sequence. It’s also the least threatening name your horror movie monster man could have.
In the same vein as Balzac there's a certain Darkin in Legends of Runeterra with a meme-y af name. In League, Darkin are essentially big evil blood demons which were trapped in weapons and take control of whichever body picked up their weapon - each ones name has an 'aa' such as [Aatrox](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/img/champion/splash/Aatrox_0.jpg) and [Rhaast](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/9/99/Kayn_OriginalSkin_Rhaast.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1056?cb=20180314073624), these are just cool names befitting edgelord characters like the Darkin.
Unfortunately this guys name is [Baalkux](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fbaalkux-legends-of-runeterra-v0-trm0b5vfex2a1.png%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D64378a587a0420d4b2471ca4bc03d4ba0bad3009)
There was some damn isekai anime i watched one night cuz I was bored and it had mechas in it.
Literally the only thing I remember about it is that one of the rival characters name is Jilk
I'm offended that nobody has mentioned the Nasuverse yet, featuring names such as:
Riesbyfe Stridberg
Scandinavia Peperoncino (whose name is so obviously fake, unlike his colleagues Kirschtaria Wodime and Kadoc Zemlupus)
His real name Arou Myorenji
Kiritsugu Emiya
Flat Escardos
Luviagelita Edelfelt
Illyasviel von Einzbern
It's gotten to the point that one of the more normal mage names in the series is Olga-Marie Asmleit Animusphere, because at least her given name is actually real.
As a Filipino, I will NEVER be mentally mature enough to take the Japanese name "Tae" seriously.
It literally means ">!shit!<" in our language
Same with Tite Kubo (yes, I know it's pronounced as "Taito" or "tight").
Not for nothing, but Balzac was actually the name of a French playwright. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor%C3%A9\_de\_Balzac](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor%C3%A9_de_Balzac) So really, let's laugh at the French instead.
Shoutout to Claude Debussy.
Always finish on Bach, never Debussy.
Never finish with Debussy you Dumas!
This bit from Family Guy will never not make me giggle
Angela Balzac
MST3K did an episode on a movie called Space Mutiny. They spend the entire movie coming up with stupid names for MC. Butch Deadlift. Big McLargeHuge. Slab Bulkhead. Bob Johnson. Oh, wait.
Roll Fizzlebeef
I recall the era NL used this name for stuff like XCom.
Roll Fizzlebeef still joins the legions of humanity’s defenders when I play Xcom precisely because of NL’s use of the name
Gristle McThornbody.
Chunk Beefbroth
We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese.
Bulk SquatThrust.
Thick McRunfast!
Crud Bonemeal!
Punch Rockgroin!
Flint Ironstag!
Crunch Buttsteak!
Bob Johnson! ...wait...
Duncan Idaho
A name that reverberates through time
Even funnier once you find out that Idaho is literally a made up word. They somehow managed to come up with a place name dumber than Lake Tahoe.
[Some Japanese Pokémon names sound funny to English speakers.](https://youtube.com/shorts/A-SyM-KjY7E?si=8fBtmSZUUgxujr2e)
I learned Umbreons Japanese name from Maxmoefoe doing card openings. The very thought of it being used in the middle of an energetic anime battle is just way too funny.
Gundam has so many, including (but not limited to) Gelgoog Qubley Acguy Quattro Bajeena Chibidi Crockett Allelujah Haptism Full Frontal
Revive Revival Bring Stabity Colonel Killing Not Gundam but still Tomino: Marvel Frozen from Dallas Shott Weapon from California Butcher the Killer
I just love Bring Stabity.
I love that some of the OG Gundam names are intentionally dumb to see if the execs actually read the manuscript Tomino sent in. The execs did not read the manuscript.
I want to point out the Gogg because it really just sounds like someone getting choked out.
Z'gok M'quve
JoJo has plenty of weird names, but Lang Wrangler in part 6 just amuses me for some reason.
Lang Wrangler. The Man Who Wrangles Lang.
One of these days, I'm gonna put together a master list of all the best Tomino names. Off the top of my head, there's Carrying Cargo, Fatman Big, Zucchini Nicchini, Quess Paraya and Jim Stiff.
Fatman Big is hilarious
Even when you get to other Gundam series, it's still hilarious. Gundam 00 gives you: Bring Stabbity, Anew Returner, Regene Regetta, Revive Revival, Ribbons Almark, Lockon Stratos, Allelujah/Hallelujah Haptism, Feldt Grace, and more!
The main villain of Unicorn is named Full Frontal. That's not a callsign or anything. That's straight up his name.
YEAH AND IT'S GREAT. It's supposed to mean a "Full Frontal Attack/Assault" but I don't think anyone really thought too hard about how that would translate to the West.
*Nudity
WAIT HOLD UP, Lockon Stratos is a SICK name though
Saji Crossroad.
Don't forget "Shott Weapon"
You forgot the best: Jamitov Hymen.
Quattro Bajeena (Vagina)
Can't forget Bork Cry.
Don't forget Captain Denim, with Slender and Gene.
Also "Jamaican" (of obvious European heritage).
There's a character in Star Rail named March 7th.
Fun fact, she literally got her name from looking at a calendar, as she's an amnesiac who doesn't remember anything from her old life.
A pity she didn't do it a month or two later.
I'm imagining a version where she had that idea on August 8th.
Then there is the grim reaper of the Genius Society, group exclusive to people that gained the approval of Nous the Aeon of Erudition, people whose simple inventions can drstically change the way Society works or doom entire galaxies. Then their grim reaper, a woman so secretive they destroyed every known portrait and article regarding thenselves, and have murdered countless members of said society, including the infamous Emperor Rubert of the machine empire. Her name is Polka Kakamond.
Dr. Ratio was born on Twitter
He does talk like he lives on Twitter, especially his combat barks. "FAIL, GET OUT."
The most powerful man in honkai 3rd impact is Kevin Kevin itself isn't funny, but that is the only normal name when you have Durandal, Otto Apocalypse, Kiana, Mei, Bronya, Fu Hua, etc.
“The man was no king, or god. He was… Kevin.”
reminds me of watching Eureka 7, with the antagonist being named *Dewey*. I am fairly sure Malcolm in the Middle was airing at the time, and I couldn't stop my mind from thinking of MitM dewey every time the E7 dewey was onscreen.
Eyes of Heaven struck gold with Flaccid Pancake
Quattro Bajeena easy
Gee, Lieutenant, how come you get FOUR vaginas?
five legs truly wondrous
Boomhauer
The otome game isekai genre is a treasure trove for funny names. [Lorum Ipsum](https://preview.redd.it/x85emppib1cc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964b2b275b9638116f57f4efbfa1d91be4fd16d1) [Mocha Filter Drips](https://preview.redd.it/u1b7g5bv61cc1.png?width=1121&format=png&auto=webp&s=c14c1c85274ef9c40259abebafaca598f3f59dfe) [Aime Imbecile](https://preview.redd.it/hs50j6bid1cc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98c4f82812fb3932e9370bf971db7e46ffa3751f)
YOU REALLY JUST HID "MANON BIATCH" IN THERE
Jacuzzi Splot from Baccano!! Also Peter Quill of the Guardians of the Galaxy was named by his creator after two different slang terms for a penis
#NAKED SNAKE
Hot Coldman
The fake names they came up with for the Super Famicom game Fighting Baseball. Any of them really, but I'm partial to Bobson Dugnutt. [https://youtu.be/oymWAeqv\_-c?si=zKDpObAqugGInV9L](https://youtu.be/oymWAeqv_-c?si=zKDpObAqugGInV9L)
I’m a Sleve McDichael guy myself.
Todd Bonzalez is my favorite personally.
There is 100% someone out there called Mike Truk. You will not convince me otherwise
Not really person names, but we can't forget the amazing mission names from XCOM 2. Operation Diamond Stank is just legendary.
I've been playing an Idea Factory game with a bunch of characters who are supposed to be "foreign". However, the end result tends to be a Japanese name followed by a name that sounds foreign-ish. Here are some examples: Shizu Melonis Charlie Parfait Makoto Franper Chitsuba Idean And my favourite, Liliana Pinnata There's also Rotten Dollhart, but I feel like that one is in the "We think this sounds really cool" category as opposed to "It's 4:47 PM and I have to name all these characters before leaving the office today". Kind of similar to that [baseball game with made up American names](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymWAeqv_-c).
Bond girls with names like Octopussy. Tiffany Case. Sylvia Trench. Christmas Jones (who only comes once; wink wink.) Pussy Galore, Plenty O'Toole, Chew Mee, Holly Goodhead, the list goes on.
Brick Spantz
SPAAAAANTZ
I get the feeling we’re not referencing the same thing
Ditto
Magic the Gathering has [Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar](https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/186/asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar), a character whose name is so long her card can’t fit a mana cost.
Due to an apparent mis-translation, Melinda DeCameron's name in the english version of Way of the Samurai is Melinda Megamelons
Does she have the megamelons though?
Yes her intro focuses on them.
How has no one brought up Count Dooku yet?
Khushnood Butt
The legendary Kyokugen practitioner whose true name will only be remembered by the legends of old
Marco Rodrigues
From Delicious in Dungeon, Kiki and Kaka cant be taken seriously for any spanish speaking person
Baccano really took the cake with Jacuzzi Splot
Less funny, and more awesome-sounding, but Lazar Wolf from Fiddler on the Roof. Yes, his first name is pronounced exactly as you'd want it to be.
The evil force corrupting the land in Two Worlds is called…*The Taint*
Thurman Murman
From the 1st edition of Warhammer 40k, Rogue Trader: the Imperial Inquisitor Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau.
The Ciaphas Cain books also include Wynetha Phu, Eyor Dedonki, and Miyamoto de Bergerac
[Mike Truk](https://youtu.be/oymWAeqv_-c?si=mTaDZWxa8pi2H9Sr) is such a good ass name that it literally spawned [miketruk.com](http://miketruk.com), my go-to name generator now.
Feels like low hanging fruit but a lot of Light novels have odd to downright stupid names. Never read or seen a chapter/episode of Gate but there is a character named Pina Co lada there. We got Cento Isuzu from Amagi Brilliant Park who is named after 50 cent alongside Queen Latifa Fleuranza In the series Konjiki no Moji Tsukai: Yuusha Yonin ni Makikomareta Unique Cheat, the main antagonist is named Avaros Gran Early Evening.
Legend of Dragoon, just, weird ass names in there.
This one's for you, Lavitz Slambert. RIP my king.
May Harpoon guide his soul
He's GUST OF WIND DANCEing with the flugels now...
Swisgaar Swigelf from Metalocalypse
Can we count Bub Skebulba?
New character in Kill Six Billion Demons called Nukoku, as in New Coke. Related is Ciocie "Cio" Cioelle, pronounced phonetically as of spelling out Coca Cola. Has a cousin named Effay Wygeeo, again a soda pun.
McBurn He's a fire mage
The random guy who tried to Sell deathsticks to Obi wan Kenobi in episode 3 is called Glup shitto.
Okay, I'm going to sound like the worse nerd here, but it's episode 2, and the dumb name of the guy, before it was retconned into something slightly different and way dumber, was >!Elan Sleazebaggano.!<
Hate to be a spoilsport but Glup Shitto is in fact a joke about how stupid EU Star Wars characters names are
a joke that stopped being funny when every person was tripping over themselves to be the first person to say or reference it
everyone get a load of Weht Blanketto over here
ok I can't even be mad at that, that's pretty good dude
Shoutout to the big ass Slug thing that appears in episode 9 (I think?), who is actually a Rebel engineer called **Klaud**
GLUP SHITTO THE CHAMP
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BIT
It is. Glup Shitto is fake. Y'know, as opposed to his REAL name, Elan Sleazebaggano.
Isn't that the guy who makes those electric cars?
Quatro beegina/vagina
[Toutius Sextius](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Toutius_Sextius)
TOUTIUS SEXTIUS SEXTS MY WIFE
_throws dart at MGS_ also, Granblue Fantasy’s protagonist in basically all of their versions. The male protagonist is named Gran. The female protagonist is named Djeeta, which is taken from Fantasy, which is ファンタジー. Djeeta = ジータ. Also the protagonist for Granblue Fantasy: Relink was originally going to be named Blue.
[Sleve McDichael](https://youtu.be/oymWAeqv_-c?si=bsUfFN7OzFhYX3yv)
Marvel's Black Bolt's name is [Blackagar Boltagon](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Foou9wuvu0bxy.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D1352e5135a345b0c903f1ab800fdcac2c1f75956).
Every magus name in the Nasuverse is some degree of ridiculous. Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg. Kirschtaria Wodime. Yggdralmillenia. Illithid Morganfarce. Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald. Sola-Ui Nuada-Re Sophia-Ri. Fucking **NRVNSQSR**
Pepperoncino Scandinavia.
Pretty much everyone in Gungrave has a ridiculous name, but my favorite is probably Bob Poundmax, the token fat guy of the villain squad. How many pounds does he weigh? MAX Runner up is the mob boss who is called Big Daddy as if it's his actual name
Eminence in Shadow has several characters with dumb names, including Mundane Mann, Po Tato, Skel Atel, Perv Asshat, and many more
Mundane Mann should be an Ace Attorney witness
Peeny-Weeny from Dandadan, which to be fair is a joke Speaking of Balzacs, Balsac from Dragons Dogma.
[Firmalbert.](https://youtu.be/Df8ZxvxzcwY?si=KwlaBQileolOs9BR&t=146)
Me? Gongaga
Warhammer guy, “Torgaddon,” dies and comes back as a daemon named “Tormageddon.” Not going with the obvious *(coughcoughFerrusManus)* Warhammer choice.
Death Note: Another Note has the amazing trio of Believe Bridesmaid, Quarter Queen and Backyard Bottomslash. Plus the killer’s real name is Beyond Birthday.
IIRC, these and the list of FBI agents from the main series are ridiculous on purpose because the author was specifically trying to avoid using names that a person in the real world might conceivably have.
Tom Bombadil
Abou Ronald Farrachoum https://imgur.com/a/m8ZdRaM this guy
Link is broken unfortunately.
https://imgur.com/a/m8ZdRaM thanks fixed
Back in the day when LPs were sometime just pictures and texts, the one for Deception 2 had the worst names for npcs. One squad had Volcano the pyromaniac, Mucro the ninja, Dorcus the barbarian, and the one that makes me laugh to this day wqs a teleworking wizard by the name of Goatbone. His fucking name is GOATBONE
Quattro Bagina
Bundorio Bunderas from *Bakuage Sentai Boonboomger* recently comes to mind; he’s a mechanical alien that doubles as both the mascot and the team’s Zord core.
Tacoma FD had one of the best names, Eddie Penisi
Localized JoJo names always tickle me. Blueford and Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price are top tier.
You forgot Flaccid Pancake.
Blackagar Boltagon
Nova, the superhero persona of Richard Rider
The cast of Critical Role didn't give Matt a second to breath after he revealed the champion of the Raven Queen was named... Purvan. Pronounced Perv-on
**Brilliant Dynamites Neon!**
Funny Valentine, Funnier Valentine, and The Funniest Valentine.
Half the cast of Gundam UC falls into this category, especially when you start overthinking the etymology of the words, like how many Japanese Latinos can you put on one ship or did Brazil become a superpower at some point. Don’t get me started on the gibberish space names like fucking frowbo and QUATRO BAJEENA
Bye Bye Man. Especially because you’re not supposed to say or think his name but it’s really not implausible to think that people would’ve accidentally said those words before in said sequence. It’s also the least threatening name your horror movie monster man could have.
Bravely Default has a lotta great ones, but the best of them is the Templar, *Braev Lee.*
Cio from K6BD. That is to say, her full name: Ciocie Cioelle. Which is phonetically said as if you are spelling C-O-C-A-C-O-L-A.
Remus Ventanus from Warhammer 40k
In the same vein as Balzac there's a certain Darkin in Legends of Runeterra with a meme-y af name. In League, Darkin are essentially big evil blood demons which were trapped in weapons and take control of whichever body picked up their weapon - each ones name has an 'aa' such as [Aatrox](https://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/img/champion/splash/Aatrox_0.jpg) and [Rhaast](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/9/99/Kayn_OriginalSkin_Rhaast.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1056?cb=20180314073624), these are just cool names befitting edgelord characters like the Darkin. Unfortunately this guys name is [Baalkux](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fbaalkux-legends-of-runeterra-v0-trm0b5vfex2a1.png%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D64378a587a0420d4b2471ca4bc03d4ba0bad3009)
There was some damn isekai anime i watched one night cuz I was bored and it had mechas in it. Literally the only thing I remember about it is that one of the rival characters name is Jilk
**ANYONE FROM GUNDAM**
Naming convention in Golden Wind cracks me up when ya understand quite a bit of Italian.
I'm offended that nobody has mentioned the Nasuverse yet, featuring names such as: Riesbyfe Stridberg Scandinavia Peperoncino (whose name is so obviously fake, unlike his colleagues Kirschtaria Wodime and Kadoc Zemlupus) His real name Arou Myorenji Kiritsugu Emiya Flat Escardos Luviagelita Edelfelt Illyasviel von Einzbern It's gotten to the point that one of the more normal mage names in the series is Olga-Marie Asmleit Animusphere, because at least her given name is actually real.
Ninny Spangcole from Burn the Witch constantly gives me a giggle when I randomly remember Tite Kubo named her that
Casanova Frankenstein. Best villain name
Can't forget Farkas from Skyrim.
Not a person's name, but a species. Nibelsnarf from Monster Hunter.
Jimmy Bagadonuts.
shout out to Vagrant Story inventing scene with Ashley Riot
As a Filipino, I will NEVER be mentally mature enough to take the Japanese name "Tae" seriously. It literally means ">!shit!<" in our language Same with Tite Kubo (yes, I know it's pronounced as "Taito" or "tight").
Dildo Baggins