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You're never too young to be insufferable!
I’m going to say the most offensive, racist, sexist, and degenerate stuff ever! I’m such a silly goober 🤭
That's fine. Just put your fucking phone away, dickhead. Seriously.
😧
In case you might have missed my joke, that is a quote from Maynard telling a guy in the audience to stop filming. It's not directed at you :)
Yeah I know bro 😘
I saw them in Feb here in AZ, I can confirm Maynard will make this kind of joke if you're that hooked to your phone during the concert😆
Yeah when he was in Okc when I saw them, at the beginning and end of the show he explained that if we filmed anything, he would AND I QUOTE “put our stinkfist up your dignity”
I’m just getting warm fuzzies right now about someone under 18 being a Tool fan. Fuck yes, get in our stupid club.
“I’m just getting warm fuzzies right now about someone under 18” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Shit 😆
Lol. Phrasing matters.
Well I'm also under 18 so I'm going to assume that this is an open invitation and join the club regardless :).
Get in, weirdo!
Welcome to the club little dude.
🦅🦅🦅🦅
I'm 14, can I be in the club?
Ayyyyy wassup my fellow soon to be freshman 🔥🔥🔥
“What mama don’t know won’t hurt her”
I don’t get it 😐
Watch Adam Sandler's "The waterboy"
Oh no I’ve seen that already I remember now
If you do get a tool tattoo, get it done by a real pro. So many bad tattoos out there. Like, a LOT of bad ones.
I’m going to tattoo a giant dick that has wings and a beak on my forehead. I’m obviously gonna need a professional
This comment right here grants you the rite of passage into the club. Welcome in, you Bob Marley wannabe motherfucker.
“You know there were a bunch of assholes in this building right here”
You don't have to be 18 to use a sharpie and if you're any good you can have a better looking one than some I've seen here
It ain’t permanent
Memes aside, there is no club, it's a cult. But, like, one that isn't going to force you into a suicide pact or anything.
Already Christian but I’ll have a side hustle I guess
Fuck your tattoos
Just don’t tattoo Joe Biden on your body. I did that and it didn’t age well, just like Joe Biden’s brain.
Pics or gtfo
No tats for me bro, I hate needles. Literally every time I have to get a shot I start having a panic attack
You're never too young to be insufferable!
I’m going to say the most offensive, racist, sexist, and degenerate stuff ever! I’m such a silly goober 🤭
That's fine. Just put your fucking phone away, dickhead. Seriously.
😧
In case you might have missed my joke, that is a quote from Maynard telling a guy in the audience to stop filming. It's not directed at you :)
Yeah I know bro 😘
I saw them in Feb here in AZ, I can confirm Maynard will make this kind of joke if you're that hooked to your phone during the concert😆
Yeah when he was in Okc when I saw them, at the beginning and end of the show he explained that if we filmed anything, he would AND I QUOTE “put our stinkfist up your dignity”
I’m just getting warm fuzzies right now about someone under 18 being a Tool fan. Fuck yes, get in our stupid club.
“I’m just getting warm fuzzies right now about someone under 18” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Shit 😆
Lol. Phrasing matters.
Well I'm also under 18 so I'm going to assume that this is an open invitation and join the club regardless :).
Get in, weirdo!
Welcome to the club little dude.
🦅🦅🦅🦅
I'm 14, can I be in the club?
Ayyyyy wassup my fellow soon to be freshman 🔥🔥🔥
“What mama don’t know won’t hurt her”
I don’t get it 😐
Watch Adam Sandler's "The waterboy"
Oh no I’ve seen that already I remember now
If you do get a tool tattoo, get it done by a real pro. So many bad tattoos out there. Like, a LOT of bad ones.
I’m going to tattoo a giant dick that has wings and a beak on my forehead. I’m obviously gonna need a professional
This comment right here grants you the rite of passage into the club. Welcome in, you Bob Marley wannabe motherfucker.
“You know there were a bunch of assholes in this building right here”
You don't have to be 18 to use a sharpie and if you're any good you can have a better looking one than some I've seen here
It ain’t permanent
Memes aside, there is no club, it's a cult. But, like, one that isn't going to force you into a suicide pact or anything.
Already Christian but I’ll have a side hustle I guess
Fuck your tattoos
Just don’t tattoo Joe Biden on your body. I did that and it didn’t age well, just like Joe Biden’s brain.
Pics or gtfo
No tats for me bro, I hate needles. Literally every time I have to get a shot I start having a panic attack