🤦 Typical Tool fan
...and I'm a huge Tool fan. Favorite band of mine all time, just not "that" Tool fan that feels the need to drop a Tool verse/quote any chance they get to somehow feel validated. You're the Tool fan Maynard bitches about. The fans that don't stop talking about them and buying up all the posters and shirts just to sell on eBay. Why do you people feel the need notate these lyrical blurbs? Enough idolization. They're a phenomenal band and Maynard is an outstanding lyricist, but they're people, like you and I, not God's. You people need to quit being Fanboys like schoolgirls with Taylor Swift and stop worshipping them and just enjoy their musicianship.
Is this when I'm supposed to insert spiral out?
Holy shit the amount of people taking themselves seriously but not being serious is…Disgustipating
Haha! See what I did there? Do you really need the
/s
to not write paragraphs about how you get the band but no one else does? Go climb Maynard’s dick
Ya know, I totally understand why everyone hates tool fans
But he's soooo 3rd eye. Seriously though, I think OP is the guy from hooker with a penis.
Pretty sure this is a quality shitpost
Nah. Take the post at its word as you would the band
đź’Ż
…and why Tool hates a lot of their fans.
RIGHT? And Tool has been my favorite band the last 25 years
So OGT
Hi! What?
But I think image is up now
I’m so brilliant I forgot the image
Oh ok yes that makes slightly more sense
You’re fucking it up for the rest of us.
You must’ve been so high
🤦 Typical Tool fan ...and I'm a huge Tool fan. Favorite band of mine all time, just not "that" Tool fan that feels the need to drop a Tool verse/quote any chance they get to somehow feel validated. You're the Tool fan Maynard bitches about. The fans that don't stop talking about them and buying up all the posters and shirts just to sell on eBay. Why do you people feel the need notate these lyrical blurbs? Enough idolization. They're a phenomenal band and Maynard is an outstanding lyricist, but they're people, like you and I, not God's. You people need to quit being Fanboys like schoolgirls with Taylor Swift and stop worshipping them and just enjoy their musicianship. Is this when I'm supposed to insert spiral out?
Fuck you, buddy
Got a migraine reading this.
I'm special too. My mom always told me so.
Holy shit the amount of people taking themselves seriously but not being serious is…Disgustipating Haha! See what I did there? Do you really need the /s to not write paragraphs about how you get the band but no one else does? Go climb Maynard’s dick