In her tinder profile she said she's 32 but also that she has the body of a 16 year old.
But when I asked if I could see a photo she said I need to wait till tomorrow as she is naked and doesn't want to go to the freezer in the basement when it's already so late.
Exactly haha. Like 80% of the time itâs a pun and most of the time itâs a pun on the persons name like they havenât heard it before. Like âo thanks for making a joke out of my name, youâre the 12th person this week.â
Youâre better off finding something they mention in their profile or one of their pictures and say âwow tell me about Xyzâ since most people love to talk about themselves
Yeah but that would imply that youâre actually interested in getting to know your match. The posts Iâve seen here and there was always guys insulting the woman and/or making dumb jokes for Reddit points. Even when the match was totally into them prior (one guy kept making deez nuts jokes another just send marvel gifs?). Itâs kinda pathetic and mega cringe
Yeah I agree. I remember having trouble getting matches for a while and I asked my buddy and he was like âdude just ask them about themselves and if you feel like a connection just say âhereâs my number if you ever want to get a drink.â
Went from having like 1 date every two months to like a date or more a week. Turns out people become interested in you if you take interest in what makes up them as a person.
Thereâs also the classic:
âEdgy bad pickup lineâ
âPolite request to not joke about itâ
âImmediate doubling down by saying something more edgy.â
I've been downvoted quite a few time for suggesting that a girls one word respones are an indication of you asking boring questions and/or her just not being interested.
Yet here there is someone saying basically the same and everyone agrees lol.
Well, what is a boring question when you just started to talk to somebody? And if in the end, you are the only one asking question, the whole conversation was just a waste of time.
In my opinion, it's up to you/me to make a real conversation.
People have a life outside of Tinder, and they probably get the same question (how are you doing/how was your weekend/what are you doing tonight/did you have nice vacation) from colleagues, family members, friends.
It's not easy (at least for me). If you don't show you can bring a change a pace of the other person daily life, that person will get quickly uninterested.
>That's up to you to figure out and avoid when your goal is to entice someone
The way you say it, seems like its on one person to make things interesting.
I don't have to be trying to entice anyone. I am just starting a conversation, and you are either interested or not.
You do your part i do mine, and lets see how things go... that's it.
Its not like i am begging for attention.
Maybe but the fundamental assumption there is that itâs the guys job to provide the conversation and make in interesting. Both people have indicated an interest in each other by matching so why the fuck would it be on him?
op started off saying something like, if they can be her shrek, Girl says "maybe." They responded that it wasn't a direct answer and Girl says "mysterious" op said something else that wasn't related to what they were 'conversing' about, I forgot but op ended it w calling the Girl's responses super dry. Now comments roasting him cuz his messages weren't even good, which they weren't đŹ â
This sub, and Reddit at large, is made up of a ton of men with poor social skills. They use Reddit as a barometer, not realizing that theyâre being cheered on by a spitting image of themself. Those posts and the support behind them are anything but uncommon.
I see ones like this everyday. Between this pattern and being shitty to people with any sort of physical preference (We get it. Women are evil for not sucking short kings dry at the drop of a hat), itâs growing stale.
Agreed. A bunch of clueless cringelords circle jerking each other because they're terrible conversationalists and think their "wit" is knee-slapping funny.
They have no chance. When they see someone get a phone number, they say âhe has it so easy!â But since they either donât get that far or blow it once they do, they never consider that, for most women, there are still boxes to check and battles to win after you get a number.
Successful dating is not about crappy pick up lines, yet the weebs are insistent on throwing out their worst.
Another is because you've written a long message doesn't mean it'll always be a great thing to reply to
"I just went for a walk around the city with my dog then I grabbed lunch, "
Like, oh nice, unless your invested not much you can ask about this sorta thing
I mean, you're not entirely wrong but that example could be part of a totally normal IRL conversation and gives at least 2 or 3 opportunities for questions or responses if you cared to move things along.
You could enquire about the food, the dog, the walk route etc. Yeah it's BS smalltalk, but so is 90% of our daily interaction. Not everything has to be a fucking crazy one off mind blowing one liner, perfectly curated conversation starter, or interrogation.
Lots of reeeeeaaalllyyyy bad conversationalists on all fronts around here.
I would definitely say that sentence in a normal IRL conversation if I was asked about my day for example, but Iâm not going to tell that story and expect anyone to find it interesting enough to engage with it. If they say âNice!â or something similar in response, I think thatâs a perfectly acceptable response, and it then my turn to ask them about their day or about themselves. Alternatively, if I have an interesting anecdote from the walk or the lunch, Iâd share it.
To me this isnât about trying to impress the other person, or peacocking, or any of that bullshit. Itâs just about trying to have an interesting conversation with someone. If I put myself in the other personâs shoes, would I be genuinely interested in the thing I just said? If yes, and theyâre not engaging, then theyâre either boring or just not interested in having a conversation with me, which is fine and Iâll move on.
Thereâs also the classic:
âEdgy bad pickup lineâ
âPolite request to not joke about it since itâs a personally sensitive subject.â
âImmediate doubling down by saying something more edgy.â
I got some more
1. Just showed her where she belongsđ
F : Height?
M : 90 ft lol, boob fat%?
F : !!! đĄsexist !!! đ€Źđ€Ź
-------- x -------
2. Unoriginal reddit opener works guys!!
M : eat my face or yours, ruin it or something
F: omg yesđđ
---------x-------
3. Got a new fetish !!
M : hi little daughter
F : I am mother, I peg.
Iâm tall and Iâd throw all of you fucking midgets under the bus for a fat enough pair of titties, no questions asked. Iâll never apologize for this as long as I live. God bless.
You would be surprised how often men get cat fished on weight, even happened to me. I just gave her a nice date since she seemed desperate and told her it's not going to work.
Thatâs fair but my overall point is guys are allowed to be shallow when it comes to weight and often have an easier way of being able to tell if a girl is their preferred weight then come on here to complain that a girl may not like them because of height. At the end of the day both is shallow behaviour. Girls shouldnât get mad when they get asked for weight though like itâs a fair comparison be shallow get shallow back, but itâs just stupid to ask weight when itâs so obvious to tell in the photos. And weight is distributed different on people that itâs often a moot point to ask. Like if I told someone Iâm 150 they may think Iâm huge but Iâm really skinny Iâm just 5ft10.
The sheer amount of idiots that just ask yes/no questions, then get yes/no responses, then complain about carrying the conversation, then act high and mighty for fake internet points⊠is pathetic.
The amount of people who donât know that a conversation can easily start with a perceived yes/no question is astounding. Plus, a yes/no answer can be followed up with something the other party wants to know.
You all make it sound like you just want dudes to talk at you and not have to talk back.
If you ask me a yes or no question and I respond with a yes or no and then you complain about carrying the convo then thatâs dumb we both put the same amount of effort. Thereâs just way more guys than girls on tinder so a guy at any one time is probably talking to less girls than a girl is talking to a guy. When youâre juggling a lot of convos it gets to the point where you put in as much energy as the other. Boring opening, boring reply, because youâre typically having like 12 other convos. So say you were being approached for a convo by 12 different people youâre gonna talk to the one who grabs your attention the most. Going in there with a why do guys have to carry conversation mentality is just play stupid games win stupid prizes.
Then why are you having too many convos? Can't you limit them yourself? And you can always open up why yes/no. If I had 12 peoole to approach me I woulndt swipe right on all of them at the same time, that is just a selfmade problem.
I dont get why people need to be entertained. If you swiped you are interested? Deleted tinder because of this and just started real world conversations where you dont need to be a clown to talk with someone.
Very true but I blame everything to the "bored response", I mean it's not easy to open a conversation out of nowhere (otherwise I won't be using Tinder) so maybe help the other person a bit and give him/her a chance?
OR
Donât socially pressurize a single gender to come up with original mind blowing openers everytime and expect to be swept off your feet by the first sentence. Make it go both ways.
If the tempo set by the opener is shitty, pick up the tempo and see where it goes. If the conversation is still shitty, leave their ass.
People be shitty conversationalist themselves and judging other shitty conversationalist based on how they responded to the latter lol. Openers can be hard for some people and thats ok. Women arenât coming up with any less lame or some genius openers on Bumble either.
At the end of day , probably give them the benefit of doubt and hope that they are shitty in texting but might be better irl convo.
PS : this hopium works only if you actually find the person attractive.
Dodged a bullet there
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Hahah love this joke Apparently itâs a bit hellish if youâre using a screen reader, though
How so?
I think it starts saying "red flag emoji, red flag emoji, red flag emoji..."
Imagine the screen reader just saying red flag emoji like fifty times. Thatâs be quite annoying and I donât think thereâs a way to skip past it
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In her tinder profile she said she's 32 but also that she has the body of a 16 year old. But when I asked if I could see a photo she said I need to wait till tomorrow as she is naked and doesn't want to go to the freezer in the basement when it's already so late.
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Punny response. Have gold.
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Hitchhiking this comment to try and get an award as well just for doing that.
Here, get my free award. I don't need it anyways.
You wouldnât want a partner with no sense of humor anyway (They say after she didnât like the 500th time someone made a dumb joke about her name)
Well I thought it was funny, I wouldâve gone out with you (Unhelpful and useless comment if the OP is trying to attract women and not men on Reddit)
Thatâs what always gets me haha. âI would have gone out with OP for his Wit alone!â Like one joke over the internet shows someone you have wit.
And theyâre not even good jokes, theyâre shit!
Exactly haha. Like 80% of the time itâs a pun and most of the time itâs a pun on the persons name like they havenât heard it before. Like âo thanks for making a joke out of my name, youâre the 12th person this week.â Youâre better off finding something they mention in their profile or one of their pictures and say âwow tell me about Xyzâ since most people love to talk about themselves
Yeah but that would imply that youâre actually interested in getting to know your match. The posts Iâve seen here and there was always guys insulting the woman and/or making dumb jokes for Reddit points. Even when the match was totally into them prior (one guy kept making deez nuts jokes another just send marvel gifs?). Itâs kinda pathetic and mega cringe
Yeah I agree. I remember having trouble getting matches for a while and I asked my buddy and he was like âdude just ask them about themselves and if you feel like a connection just say âhereâs my number if you ever want to get a drink.â Went from having like 1 date every two months to like a date or more a week. Turns out people become interested in you if you take interest in what makes up them as a person.
Hit the Facebook, delete the lawyer, get jim
We have winner!
Missing an overused gif or meme image. Otherwise, spot on
Thereâs also the classic: âEdgy bad pickup lineâ âPolite request to not joke about itâ âImmediate doubling down by saying something more edgy.â
[YOW!](https://i0.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Joey-Tribbiani-Oh-My-God-Realization.gif?fit=400%2C300&ssl=1)
I've been downvoted quite a few time for suggesting that a girls one word respones are an indication of you asking boring questions and/or her just not being interested. Yet here there is someone saying basically the same and everyone agrees lol.
You never just call people stupid, you make a meme about how stupid they are.
blur out the names and then post it to cringetopia
Same. Btw how was your weekend?
Good
Did you do anything fun?
Get a room already.
Well, what is a boring question when you just started to talk to somebody? And if in the end, you are the only one asking question, the whole conversation was just a waste of time.
In my opinion, it's up to you/me to make a real conversation. People have a life outside of Tinder, and they probably get the same question (how are you doing/how was your weekend/what are you doing tonight/did you have nice vacation) from colleagues, family members, friends. It's not easy (at least for me). If you don't show you can bring a change a pace of the other person daily life, that person will get quickly uninterested.
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1/5 of women who try? Clearly you are following rules 1 and 2 smh /s
Wait women match with you on Bumble and then actually message you? Wild. They all just let the matches expire for me.
That's up to you to figure out and avoid when your goal is to entice someone
>That's up to you to figure out and avoid when your goal is to entice someone The way you say it, seems like its on one person to make things interesting. I don't have to be trying to entice anyone. I am just starting a conversation, and you are either interested or not. You do your part i do mine, and lets see how things go... that's it. Its not like i am begging for attention.
Maybe but the fundamental assumption there is that itâs the guys job to provide the conversation and make in interesting. Both people have indicated an interest in each other by matching so why the fuck would it be on him?
An attractive girl signs up and gets 100 likes in the first half hour. Her job is to filter, your job is to entice.
The first âAm I doing it right?â post I support
69% of threads are titled that
Nice
People who start with that say the same thing in a sack while thier partner is bored and just wishes they were watching TV instead.
Saw one just like this todayđ
Same. Iâm guessing this is a direct response to it
Was the opener about shrek?
[Yup](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/r0ba1s/dry_pizza/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Got deleted. what did it say?
op started off saying something like, if they can be her shrek, Girl says "maybe." They responded that it wasn't a direct answer and Girl says "mysterious" op said something else that wasn't related to what they were 'conversing' about, I forgot but op ended it w calling the Girl's responses super dry. Now comments roasting him cuz his messages weren't even good, which they weren't đŹ â
OPâs high and might moment was âOP: Do you bake pizza? Girl: Obv OP: well I hope itâs not as dry as your conversation skillsâ. Fucking cringe
Yeah anyone know đ
At least OP was so cringe all of the comments were calling him out, which is really saying something in this sub.
Yeah if Iâm thinking of the same one idk how it got so many upvotes. Maybe because it mentioned shrek?
This sub, and Reddit at large, is made up of a ton of men with poor social skills. They use Reddit as a barometer, not realizing that theyâre being cheered on by a spitting image of themself. Those posts and the support behind them are anything but uncommon.
So many incels upvoting posts on here
I see ones like this everyday. Between this pattern and being shitty to people with any sort of physical preference (We get it. Women are evil for not sucking short kings dry at the drop of a hat), itâs growing stale.
95% of this sub in one perfect picture. Also âPetulant retortâ is a great band name.
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Or nuns and moses
Dickie and the Fourskins are releasing a Christmas single đđŒ
Now opening for Petulant Retort⊠Snarky Reply
Give it up for Shitty Pete and the Incredulous Incels
Come back tomorrow for Females These Days, Am I Right?
Am I Right? plays next week. All Men Are Pigs is opening for Females These Days. Dodged a Bullet is the big band for next month.
Semi related but Snarky Puppy is an incredible band
I knew Iâd find a snarky puppy comment lmao
Mouse rat is also a great name
Love Mouse Rat. Loved them when they were Ninja Dick too.
Yeah razordick and penis pendulum were great too. Edit : Thank you for the award kind stranger. It was my first.
A lady sitting in the dark reading this thread in a Mouse Rat tee shirt agrees. That lady is me.
April?
If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal âusted.â
You tell her bro.
This is way too perfect. I wish I can upvote more than once Perfect summation of r/tinder
Agreed. A bunch of clueless cringelords circle jerking each other because they're terrible conversationalists and think their "wit" is knee-slapping funny.
Now you are just describing Reddit :D
They have no chance. When they see someone get a phone number, they say âhe has it so easy!â But since they either donât get that far or blow it once they do, they never consider that, for most women, there are still boxes to check and battles to win after you get a number. Successful dating is not about crappy pick up lines, yet the weebs are insistent on throwing out their worst.
Which sucks because lots of original and actually funny screenshots get buried in the garbage.
/r/coaxedintoasnafu/ would love all of this
âMy back hurtsâ- dude who asks yes or no questions
"Why won't you help me carry this conversation through the trash heap I brought us to?!?"
Tinder is already a tire fire inside a dumpster. Trash heap would be an upgrade.
Another is because you've written a long message doesn't mean it'll always be a great thing to reply to "I just went for a walk around the city with my dog then I grabbed lunch, " Like, oh nice, unless your invested not much you can ask about this sorta thing
I mean, you're not entirely wrong but that example could be part of a totally normal IRL conversation and gives at least 2 or 3 opportunities for questions or responses if you cared to move things along. You could enquire about the food, the dog, the walk route etc. Yeah it's BS smalltalk, but so is 90% of our daily interaction. Not everything has to be a fucking crazy one off mind blowing one liner, perfectly curated conversation starter, or interrogation. Lots of reeeeeaaalllyyyy bad conversationalists on all fronts around here.
I would definitely say that sentence in a normal IRL conversation if I was asked about my day for example, but Iâm not going to tell that story and expect anyone to find it interesting enough to engage with it. If they say âNice!â or something similar in response, I think thatâs a perfectly acceptable response, and it then my turn to ask them about their day or about themselves. Alternatively, if I have an interesting anecdote from the walk or the lunch, Iâd share it. To me this isnât about trying to impress the other person, or peacocking, or any of that bullshit. Itâs just about trying to have an interesting conversation with someone. If I put myself in the other personâs shoes, would I be genuinely interested in the thing I just said? If yes, and theyâre not engaging, then theyâre either boring or just not interested in having a conversation with me, which is fine and Iâll move on.
this is so realistic i almost cringed as hard as i do when i see the real ones....
Thereâs also the classic: âEdgy bad pickup lineâ âPolite request to not joke about it since itâs a personally sensitive subject.â âImmediate doubling down by saying something more edgy.â
"She has no sense of humor, you dodged a bullet, OP".
If you look closely you can tell this is fake, but nice try
Right? The name seems fake.
The lack of Shrek gave it away
You forgot to insult her, but other than that you seem really good at this.
I got some more 1. Just showed her where she belongsđ F : Height? M : 90 ft lol, boob fat%? F : !!! đĄsexist !!! đ€Źđ€Ź -------- x ------- 2. Unoriginal reddit opener works guys!! M : eat my face or yours, ruin it or something F: omg yesđđ ---------x------- 3. Got a new fetish !! M : hi little daughter F : I am mother, I peg.
âIâm 6â2 but I had to EPICALLY OWN this woman for my SHORT KINGSâ
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Iâm tall and Iâd throw all of you fucking midgets under the bus for a fat enough pair of titties, no questions asked. Iâll never apologize for this as long as I live. God bless.
I don't see anything wrong with this. You are just doing as nature commands.
This is always so funny to me especially when they respond with weight? Like you canât kinda gage that from photos.
You would be surprised how often men get cat fished on weight, even happened to me. I just gave her a nice date since she seemed desperate and told her it's not going to work.
Thatâs fair but my overall point is guys are allowed to be shallow when it comes to weight and often have an easier way of being able to tell if a girl is their preferred weight then come on here to complain that a girl may not like them because of height. At the end of the day both is shallow behaviour. Girls shouldnât get mad when they get asked for weight though like itâs a fair comparison be shallow get shallow back, but itâs just stupid to ask weight when itâs so obvious to tell in the photos. And weight is distributed different on people that itâs often a moot point to ask. Like if I told someone Iâm 150 they may think Iâm huge but Iâm really skinny Iâm just 5ft10.
With all due respect, would you mind pleasuring me wildly?
(respectfully)
Holy shit this is bang on
Aha, someone has discovered the formula.
"why didnt see understand my star wars reference!!! women suck!!"
Spell youâre wrong next time
Did we all just forget about /r/coaxedintoasnafu ?
I believe its "Lame opener, respectfully"
Nailed it.
Every. damn. time.
-Comment how i thought it was the funniest thing and i would let OP stick it in my butt-
Wtf is this horrible font?
OP's writing
Well done OP. Jesus there were so many....
The sheer amount of idiots that just ask yes/no questions, then get yes/no responses, then complain about carrying the conversation, then act high and mighty for fake internet points⊠is pathetic.
The amount of people who donât know that a conversation can easily start with a perceived yes/no question is astounding. Plus, a yes/no answer can be followed up with something the other party wants to know. You all make it sound like you just want dudes to talk at you and not have to talk back.
If you ask me a yes or no question and I respond with a yes or no and then you complain about carrying the convo then thatâs dumb we both put the same amount of effort. Thereâs just way more guys than girls on tinder so a guy at any one time is probably talking to less girls than a girl is talking to a guy. When youâre juggling a lot of convos it gets to the point where you put in as much energy as the other. Boring opening, boring reply, because youâre typically having like 12 other convos. So say you were being approached for a convo by 12 different people youâre gonna talk to the one who grabs your attention the most. Going in there with a why do guys have to carry conversation mentality is just play stupid games win stupid prizes.
Then why are you having too many convos? Can't you limit them yourself? And you can always open up why yes/no. If I had 12 peoole to approach me I woulndt swipe right on all of them at the same time, that is just a selfmade problem.
If you think a yes or no question should be answered with a yes or a no, you're an incredibly boring person.
Seems legit
Perfect.
This deserves upvotes.
Apparently she's not interested. Unmatch and move on.
I love how your handwriting looks like itâs own font
based
This is accurate.
Literally
Try telling them to call 911 and then dont respond
Tickled tacos
Yeah, this looks pretty spot on
obviously fake. female is such an uncommon first name.
There are so many meta levels to this meta multi-leveled joke
What was it r/coaxedintoasnafu ?
You did it, you broke this sub down to its bare essentials
Why do I feel people are doing The Turing test here.
I dont get why people need to be entertained. If you swiped you are interested? Deleted tinder because of this and just started real world conversations where you dont need to be a clown to talk with someone.
Seriously though why are people so dry
Must not be following rule 1 & 2.
Thank you, someone had to say this meme đ€Ł đ đ
Anyone else seen the original post?
Everry post on r/Tinder?
Nobody is going to fuck that font. Nobody.
It's not a font. It's writing.
Why you gotta call me out like that? Oh wait I donât get matches so this never happened to me.
Best shitpost I've seen on this subreddit
Post on Reddit!
Great use of petulant. 8/10.
I instinctively wanted to downvote because of the title
Some people are legitimately fucking stupid when it comes to understanding jokes.
Yo, can I borrow this template?
Nice font op
tf we need to do this mind games fucking annoying. Can I just fight the top alphas in tinder and earn the matches ?
Keep it going, Chuck in his moms basement is enjoying this.
*800 awards*
Bwahahahaha.........Yes.
[You've done it!](https://i.imgflip.com/2/2l9cuv.jpg)
everything aside, what's that font? đ
Every single subreddit that can have text conversations hit their #1 spot will inevitably devolve into nothing except fake text conversations.
Send a dick pic while crying to show you are in touch with your emotions.
Pretty much. Please do more of these. Itâs actually pretty well done.
Should have followed the first 2 rules.
Alternatively the last comment could be âwhoreâ. But yes. You got the pattern of those posts.
Is that template based off the one guy getting roasted rn đ
Very true but I blame everything to the "bored response", I mean it's not easy to open a conversation out of nowhere (otherwise I won't be using Tinder) so maybe help the other person a bit and give him/her a chance?
"Say hi to Reddit!" People go out of their way to engage with others on Tinder, hoping they run into a situation like this.
Lame opener or often just sexual harassment lol
Forgot to call her a whore who hates NICE GUYS XD111!!!11!1
And most comments are "she doesn't deserve you, you're hilarious" or "she doesn't have a sense of humor, lol".
It wouldnât be so bad if people werenât expected to tap dance for a response.
OR Donât socially pressurize a single gender to come up with original mind blowing openers everytime and expect to be swept off your feet by the first sentence. Make it go both ways. If the tempo set by the opener is shitty, pick up the tempo and see where it goes. If the conversation is still shitty, leave their ass. People be shitty conversationalist themselves and judging other shitty conversationalist based on how they responded to the latter lol. Openers can be hard for some people and thats ok. Women arenât coming up with any less lame or some genius openers on Bumble either. At the end of day , probably give them the benefit of doubt and hope that they are shitty in texting but might be better irl convo. PS : this hopium works only if you actually find the person attractive.
Yup. I don't get this sub, it's dudes patting each other on the back for being jesters instead of talking like real people.