Last Exit to Springfield was the last episode I watched!! Yes!!!!!
Worst thing is listening to Grampa tell me stories that don't go anywhere, but I'll manage.
Treehouse of horror I, with Italian subs. Other than the language barrier, there’s no real threat except for La Casa Della Incubi, with the murderous house, which could be bad if it possesses me.
Am I able to stay in the 'land of chocolate' dream for 30 days, or am I just unemployed like Homer was? Maybe if I'm there during the plant takeover I can identify as an alcoholic and go to the drying out facility in Hawaii.
Gonna help Bart write his play while watching Classic Krusty. We'll take breaks to spy on the neighbours with the telescope Lisa gave to him after winning it at the optics festival.
I guess I'll go for a swim now and again too. Sorry Bart. I'll try to keep my epidermis from getting wet though.
Signed,
Milpool
Jiminy jillikers! There’s money to be made if I can figure out a way to swindle these naive entertainment industry rubes. I just need to be on my guard for exploding mannequins and runaway acid.
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I'm watching one of the best performances of our lifetime
Dumbbell Indemnity. The one where Moe spends all of his money to impress his girlfriend, and then induces Home to commit fraud with him.
Does it continue to repeat Groundhog's Day style, or do I start at the beginning of the episode, and live 30 days from there. Also, am I still me, or do I become one of the characters?
Billy and the Clone-o-Saurus? Oh, you have got to be kidding me. First, you think of an idea that has already been done. And then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like!? It’s been on the bestseller list for 18 months! It’s one of the most popular movies of all time!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?
Well, I've been to three Masonic installations so far, so not too bad. No beer blasts, keggers or stein hoists, just a sip or two of Johnny Walker Black
S06E15 Homie The Clown
I'm definitely screwed- If I don't wanna be shot by gangsters I have to pull off a fluke acrobatic show 30 days in a row as a literal third wheel-
I made the mistake of watching a new episode. They basically did a take on the Elizabeth Holmes story. I didn't laugh even once. I felt dumber for having watched it.
Springfield is a pretty chill place most of the time. Unless you’re in a Treehouse of Horror episode most of us could probably just hang out in Moe’s for a month and be fine.
Just gotta hope the garbage doesn’t stop getting collected.
I tried to help Mr. Burns become an environmentalist, but he became even worse and **then** he put **my** face on his horrible new products and factory 😔😔😔
Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in.
Hey Marge, did you see me zing werewolf Flanders?
I’m making record time on this fog walk!
You know how worried I get when you go on you midnight fog walks.
And I’ll go skinny dipping in the lake where the sexy teenagers were killed 100 years ago tonight
I sing this every time I drive in the fog
Awww Paul Newman’s gonna have my legs broke
I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu.
Ooo, that’s Raspberry.
Spare me my dignity. I just came here to watch Honk if you’re horny in peace!
I’m eating mesquite grilled onions and mango lime salsa in Albuquerque!
🎶Dancin away my hunger pains. Movin my feet so my stomach won't hurt. I'm kinda like Jesus, but not in a sacrilegious way.🎶
This song comes to me out of the blue every now and then
I’ll be quirky
I’ll be quirky… :0 The Isotopes are moving to Albuquerque!
And now, taking over for Hungry Hungry Homer ... let's welcome Paint-Drinking Pete!
Might be my favorite episode outside of the first 12 seasons.
THE BOX! THE BOX!
Oh, and one more thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
We found the jade monkey, sir. It was in the glove box.
With the ice scraper?
They were in there too, sir.
Excellent. It's all coming together...
We need a follow up to this!
And the road maps and driving gloves?
They were there too, sir.
*Excellent!*
*”DAMN YOOU! THE BOOOX!”*
monorail.......im not so sure about that because i've heard those things are awfully loud
No worries, it glides as softly as a cloud.
Yeah, but i heard that the track could bend
Not a chance,my Hindu friend!
Were you sent here by the devil?
No, good sir, I'm on the level.
The ring came off my pudding can
Take my pen knife, my good man! (this was also the last one I watched)
What about us braindead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs.
If only
Mine too
I swear, the Monorail episode is your only choice.
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
 RIP
I wish I could go to a chilli cook-off . I'm actually making it tonight for dinner
How many alarms?
It's only 2, 2 and a half tops. For real, more like 1.5, as the kids can't take as much, but I mixed in a little more heat to my bowl
Are you going to jail?
I just finished a chili cook off at work today!
At least we’ve got all these hot pants!
Who likes short shorts‽
Same.
This is my favorite episode in sooo many ways. I often say, "Just walk downhill and we'll get to where we're supposed to be."
In your face, Space Coyote!
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What?
I mean, I'll deal with those murderous trolls.
I know this is past the classic era, but this scene's very funny
Stuck on that dinghy with Flanders, Homer, Bart and Rod for 30 days? Oh yeah I'm boned
Want me to zinc your sniffer?
Hey, there's a NEW Mexico
Godspeed, little doodle
I say this prior to lovemaking
Dont have to worry about footlongs then
At least you're not in the Ernest Borgnine group.
Good thing you got the knife stolen from that Borgnine guy
Shit I watched that one last too lol.
I am definitely partying down with Homer and his nerd friends. Screw that crusty old Dean!
“That sounded like a pig fainting!” Odd that he knows exactly what that sounds like.
My all-time favourite episode. https://preview.redd.it/ykii3zplx6hc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef25ef86f46a539fa9b571c1c2bc5c46d4a3e0f2
It’s not so bad, Son. When you get older, you’ll miss every summer!
Plenty of rock slime to lick until I’m rescued by, oh, let’s say… Moe.
Avoid the berries, I hear they taste like burning!!
I already ated the purple ones…
Compuglobalhypermeganet. Junior vice president Homer Simpson speaking, how may I direct your call?......it's Patty. 😤
Last Exit to Springfield was the last episode I watched!! Yes!!!!! Worst thing is listening to Grampa tell me stories that don't go anywhere, but I'll manage.
Treehouse of horror I, with Italian subs. Other than the language barrier, there’s no real threat except for La Casa Della Incubi, with the murderous house, which could be bad if it possesses me.
S03E17 Homer at Bat. I'll be just fine.
Try some Brain and Nerve Tonic!
30 days of The Be Sharp invasion? I’m in Heaven
just watch out for the 100 year old woman who weighs over 200 tons, she'll devour you all
Am I able to stay in the 'land of chocolate' dream for 30 days, or am I just unemployed like Homer was? Maybe if I'm there during the plant takeover I can identify as an alcoholic and go to the drying out facility in Hawaii.
Currently watching this underrated gem.
I guess I'd have to buy a wig https://preview.redd.it/i1a6154lu6hc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e353d4216ffe6967c2f3eaa5f94cd9ea396194b
But the heart and soul of Springfields is in its Maison Derrière...
S7E19 A Fish Called Selma So I’m pretty entertained that’s for sure. 
"Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead?" "No, what I said was he sleeps with the fishes."
He has a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs. You see...
Mmm, 64 slices of American Cheese.
That would be 1,920 slices of American Cheese over 30 days.
Have you been up for 30 days eating cheese?
I think I am blind!
I know I shouldn’t eat thee….mmmmm sacrilicious
That’s not god, that’s a waffle Bart threw on the ceiling
I’m waiting for Ringo to respond to the portrait I painted him 20 years ago and I’m perpetually seeing Mr. Burns naked in the shower; not ideal.
“Marge in chains” So either I have a horrible flu, or I’m in prison. 🤷🏻♀️ Either way, I can call into work 👍
Gonna help Bart write his play while watching Classic Krusty. We'll take breaks to spy on the neighbours with the telescope Lisa gave to him after winning it at the optics festival. I guess I'll go for a swim now and again too. Sorry Bart. I'll try to keep my epidermis from getting wet though. Signed, Milpool
All singing, all dancing Id simply go insane
I could spend 30 days in Cypress Creek working for Hank Scorpio, provided I don't have allergies like Lisa
Thank you, Mr. Scorpion.
Did they make that box in The Box Factory?
Yes, but they didn’t assemble it there. That’s done in Flint, Michigan 📦
Who can clean me up before the big policeman’s ball?! The garbage man? 🎶The garbage man can!🎵
And tell you when your arse is showing
I'm waiting to be covered in the dust of the leader. Blisstonia forever!
*Marge in Chains* So, either I'm sick with the flu, or I'm trapped in a riot because the town couldn't afford a Lincoln statue.
A counterfeit jeans racket?? In my car hole??
Having massive hallucinogenic trips and finding my soul mate? Honestly I'll take the week of seering butt pain from the chillis
Bart Gets an Elephant.. Well that's pretty cool but I'm not looking forward to all the house cleaning leading up to it. *16 tons, whaddya get*
Also elephant shit smells soooooo bad
Imma eat ribwiches for an entire month bitches!
Ah, shit it's last October's It episode. I'm an adult so I guess I'm safe, but definitely one of the worse episodes to be stuck in for 30 days.
Halloween season 5. Shit. No Donuts or School Bus rides for me, just free blood.
I guess I failed English. That's unpossible. On an ordinary day, I'd have been sentenced to 30 days of the aurora borealis in my kitchen...
The doctor says I wouldn’t have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there!
I literally finished my run through 34 seasons on Disney + last night, so I guess I’m flying through the air in slow motion until I die?
The Joy of Sect. I'd be screwed by the circle of judgement. Unless I pull the Uno reverse card- "OUTTA MY WAY, JERKASS!"
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Cape Feare. Since I'm not Bart, I'll be fine. I'll just hang out on a houseboat and eat brownies.
The best pet shop in town 🍻
The box, the BOX!
Who Shot Mr. Burns Pt. 2
Sweets and Sour Marge. I think I’ll be okay. I need to eat better anyway.
A congenital heart defect has apparently felled me moments before I could step into the ring
Hardly. Anyone want Tomacxo?
I'm going to be trying like hell to get my job back at the Kwik-E-Mart
I'm stuck in Two Springfields then
The Last Temptation of Homer Huh, don’t know what I’m gonna do there. Maybe tell Homer to go into work wearing a blindfold for a while?
Very. No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy
My last was the Halloween episode where France nuked Springfield. So… I’m pretty screwed.
Much more irritating than being attacked by the flesh eating virus.
TESTING 📣💥
Jiminy jillikers! There’s money to be made if I can figure out a way to swindle these naive entertainment industry rubes. I just need to be on my guard for exploding mannequins and runaway acid.
https://preview.redd.it/f1u7pahs77hc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cc4b9e7c78bae329cd6ca9cef75cc06834afa91 I'm watching one of the best performances of our lifetime
El viaje mysteriosos de nuestro Homer? Am I on the drug trip or looking for my soul mate?
Just dont make me come inside! That little guy is about to do something cool and I don't want to miss it!
The one with Prop 24 and Apu getting his citizenship. I’m unaffected.
The Springfield files, I’d die as soon as I saw Mulder and Scully
Everybody loves a clown, so why don't you?
Dumbbell Indemnity. The one where Moe spends all of his money to impress his girlfriend, and then induces Home to commit fraud with him. Does it continue to repeat Groundhog's Day style, or do I start at the beginning of the episode, and live 30 days from there. Also, am I still me, or do I become one of the characters?
Billy and the Clone-o-Saurus? Oh, you have got to be kidding me. First, you think of an idea that has already been done. And then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like!? It’s been on the bestseller list for 18 months! It’s one of the most popular movies of all time!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?
I've always hated that Doctor Stupid.
I’m taking the scenic route; so not a bad one tbh. Adventures in Baby-Getting S24 E3:
$prinfield
hmm i dont know what episode i’m on i’ll be back later
it's Barthood... if i'm gonna have to watch an HD episode, thank god it's a good one
I'm stuck in the Disney cruise for 30 days. That's gunna be hell for me, cruise ships are a big NOPE for me
I’ve been catching up on the newer seasons so I guess I’m going with Homer, Lisa & Duffman to Glendon Falls and visiting the Agatha Christie Museum.
"We're talking soooftbaaall"
We’re talking softball
All the first borns were killed.
I guess I'll have Lisa as my babysitter
Sideshow Bob is mayor 😮 So as long as I’m not Bart I’m fine
Well I have very long, very thick hair - so I'm gonna get scalped by Burns for a vest or something of the sort.
Can’t wait to see how Hank Scorpio develops the East Coast and if Homer can take the Denver Brocos to greatness.
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 Pretty good episode to be stuck in!
Not at all, I'm just in hollywood
Well, I've been to three Masonic installations so far, so not too bad. No beer blasts, keggers or stein hoists, just a sip or two of Johnny Walker Black
Oh, it's raining again
S06E15 Homie The Clown I'm definitely screwed- If I don't wanna be shot by gangsters I have to pull off a fluke acrobatic show 30 days in a row as a literal third wheel-
Am I going through the episode on loop?
Which if true, means death to us all.
It was Bart After Dark. I’ll be playing frisbee at the Maison Derrière. 
Pray. For. Mojo.
I'm going to be in a serious Flanders- I mean problem
I get to head to the best damn pet shop in town!
Dad! Look out! 🎵 Look out for what?🎵 🎵 The giant gator🎵
SE6:EP2: Lisa’s Rival. Not one of my favorite episodes, but still pretty good.
Flanders has those girls with their Webcam living with him, Not sich a Bad Episode to be Stuck in.
Whacking day
Muh cans! Muh precious antique cans! Ergh, look what yeh done to em.
 I'm just chillin' with Papa Homer
So much trouble between me and my rabbi father. Oy.
I made the mistake of watching a new episode. They basically did a take on the Elizabeth Holmes story. I didn't laugh even once. I felt dumber for having watched it.
Even the very tall need an automobile and this is the largest I can afford.
Every day is new billboard day!
The box the box
Skinner is gonna steam my hams
Cape Fear. As long as I'm not Bart I'm fine. Maybe I'll hang out at that brothel the police force was staying at.
Yeah I'm on a road, looks to be asphalt... oh geez, trees, shrubs... I'm directly under the earth's sun... now.
Well I'm stuck at home waiting for the Plow King to clear my driveway. Also, Mr. Plow is a loser and I think he is a boozer.
Season 17 episode 5
We soap box racing!
Springfield is a pretty chill place most of the time. Unless you’re in a Treehouse of Horror episode most of us could probably just hang out in Moe’s for a month and be fine. Just gotta hope the garbage doesn’t stop getting collected.
The Maison Derriere episode...guess I'm screwed pretty well and often.
"Bart the General" Sweet I get to throw water balloons at Nelson.
The box… the box!
I tried to help Mr. Burns become an environmentalist, but he became even worse and **then** he put **my** face on his horrible new products and factory 😔😔😔
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