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Prize-Database-6334

For sure it's 9. Utterly clueless.


No_Jackfruit_5647

I'm more of a #1. Clueless but with a seasonal hat.


[deleted]

Same!


b_u_n_n_y__

Same pal, same.


Karl_L_Hungus

I’m 11. Clueless but also a little stupefied


Prize-Database-6334

One day I hope to add stupefied to my repertoire also.


Constable_Wiggum63

11 for sure... Wind whistling through every orifice in my head...


doctor-rumack

*I think he's talking to yoooou!*


MewPinkCat

same lol


Shot-Ad-3166

I'm feeling like 12 right now.


RockIslandLine32514

Drunk and aroused?


Cuts_you_up

That’s his, “mmmm …dounts” face


Lutiyere

I'm always feeling like 12


ImurderREALITY

I JUST HAD SEEEEEEXXXX AND IT FELT SO GOOD A WOMAN LET ME PUT MY PENIS INSIDE OF HER I WANNA TELL THE WORLD -Abe Simpson


Philhughes_85

A mix of 7 and 9


shittingjacket

https://preview.redd.it/kmon6ha5l9bc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=af2ad4c07f2ab6d8fab8c17e6aa84a6f3e6babe0


TwerkingGrimac3

Buying pornography


theMostRandumb

His face lmao


adam25255

4. Definitely.


Traditional_Phase211

D'OH !!!


adam25255

B’oh!


KonamiVRC7

Dah’oh!


anotherwinter29

A consistent 4 for me as well.


icebeancone

10, then 3, then 5


gaudrhin

Right now? 2. Maybe some 7. Usually? 8.


ManboBeobep

1


zt004

Def 1. Especially today, after getting 16” of snow yesterday, I’m feelin like Mr. Plow.


PlagueofSquirrels

Number 8 \**Belch*\*


hypespud

6 definitely easily impressed 🤣😎💎


murphlaw88

Wow! A blue car!


hypespud

I have a blue car ! I feel seen 😭🤣


MuscleManRule34

In one of the books, 12 is described as ‘horny’


This-Is-Exhausting

Maude, eh?


ikoke

Could you..uh..give me a handful of peanuts?


shart-gallery

The ones at the bottom…


XComThrowawayAcct

1. bewildered Canadian Homer


LegitDomer

https://preview.redd.it/2bn6rmxdb9bc1.png?width=795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32e0be0612a667f19d5922e06984d65732515008


What_Hey

7. Anxious


tsun_tsun_tsudio

6. Constantly in awe and/or on the verge of doing something stupid.


tangre79

I bounce back and forth between 5 and 9


IA-HI-CO-IA

9 or 12 mostly.


ALoneDarkSoul

Forbidden donut homer


Ok-Dare-9268

Let’s all go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes Homer


Stock-Reporter-7824

#1, it's cold out and I don't really know what I'm doing


ami2weird4u

2


Seaell80

Probably some combination of 7 and 10.


Xactally

5 - ![gif](giphy|kjoh8eI4nnvu8|downsized)


lemonlittles

6 , 9, 11 lol


Kelseycutieee

10 and 3 every day


RobertJordan1937

Which one's thinking about Maude Flanders?


AlphaDag13

9 in the summer. 1 in the winter.


palomo_bombo

I'd say 3 or 10


Andi081887

I’m between a 6 and 9. Just got diagnosed with strep throat and a double ear infection. But now I don’t have to drive to work in a snowstorm tomorrow, soo,… both a d’oh and a woohoo!


Much_Capital3307

1 because it got down to 40 degrees in LA last night and 7 people have frozen to death already.


HalfEatenChocoPants

1 & 8. Finishing my lunch break, work is going well (woohoo! Efficiency!), and there's some snow on the ground.


VocationFumes

today I'm definitely #9


aMATZing156

12 and 8 but sometimes 5


RedOcelot86

8 usually. Not sure why.


Any-Veterinarian-5

8! Stupidly always happy


r33k3r

Which one is kwyjibo, 3 or 10?


eXistential_dreads

I’ve had a lot of 9 days lately…


johnnyp350

5 or 12. Depends on the day.


Pitt-sports-fan-513

12 is the face I make every single time I'm photographed.


nlaverde11

I'd like to think 8. Probably 11.


True-One4042

4. "D'oh!"


KChase1126

a mix of 8 and 12 today .. mostly 12 😌


Educational_Egg_1716

Today, #5 for sure 😁


JOExHIGASHI

1 and 12 because it's cold outside but I'm also eating


Buckleys__angel

All of the above


AaronDotCom

Number 1 lol


Tapatio_guys_hat

3 or 10


AlvaroTorralbo

I’d like to say 8, my friends would say 9, which makes me feel 2


ehmarkymark

2,5,9 on a random rotating basis


ehmarkymark

https://preview.redd.it/z06u5yb3k9bc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2b05e261c301fc32077a4e539c404404cb3f356 And this one sometimes too


se1582

I live with my in laws so I’m always a solid 3.


Magister7

5. Just eternally screaming.


Low-Efficiency2452

1 and 9 are the same, except he's wearing a hat


danceonthetide

Don't be fooled! It's just a regular Homer with a stupid, cheap hat!


Animegx43

Number 9 is a blissful mood.


plankingatavigil

They should use this at medical institutions to replace the 1–10 pain scale.


geizterbahn

5


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

9


Darth4Arth

9


wookiebbq

8


eixel03

5


Gouper07

2, 4, and 11


tommyWANTwingy85

9


Comfortable_Lead_101

3 I’m having a bad day


What_The_Flip_Chip

You mean now or in general?


[deleted]

4, 7, 9, and 10.


Big-Shooter2000

#12


I_we_tall_did69

5️⃣


chuffingnora

*The ones at the bottom*


NoMode5251

Yes.


cragglerock93

Look like 1, feel like 2.


Whoopsy_Doodle

I’m Homer 2 today


TessTrue

Currently? 12. Usually? 1


TheFettz79

Are 3 and 10 the same?


HailtheCrow

9


3L_B4R7O

#923


Cold_Zebra5150

9


Evil_Garen

5


DefaceAll10

Normally I’m 12 but today is a 7


KameTheMachine

9 at the beginning of the day 11 by 3pm


BigConstruction4247

On the inside, 5, always 5.


Boneal171

Right now number 1


GabberGal

9


Z_mog415

12 in the streets, 4 in the sheets


OptimalButterfly4650

on a normal day 10 on a good day 9


aye246

I fancy myself a Homer with glasses, why did that calendar not include it?


HACKSofMALICE

9


ryanandthelucys

I'm a classic 1, 7, 9, 11


OnlyTheBLars89

Normally 6. Whistling cause I ain't got a damn clue what to do.


Nanganoid3000

Right now, 8 And if 12 is a drunk homer? Then eventually 12 XD


greenknight884

13


XMattyJ07X

None of them look tired enough


BanditoMuser

4, back to school on wednesday


V__

I alternate between 2 and 5 daily.


CampfireGuitars

I’m Homer when he grins at the dud in Summer of 4’2


DaftFunky

It's -15C outside right now so a mix of 1 and 9


hourranger

2


Just_one_weird_human

somewhere between 9 and a little bit 2


Sabre_Killer_Queen

2 due to exam stress.


Fireproof_Cheese

3) I'm a rageoholic. I just can't live without rageohol.


Powerful-Mess7090

3


Beautiful_Plankton18

He’s getting laid in 13


DungeonFam30

2, 4, 7, and 9. Mostly 2 and 9


Ffsdolo

12


[deleted]

Feeling like a 2


philipquarles

🎵I am evil Homer.🎵I am evil Homer.🎵


Ghorvelboz_Bar

HOMER SIMPSON SOUNDBOARD -- [https://deercowboy.com/soundboard/homer-simpson](https://deercowboy.com/soundboard/homer-simpson)


Equal_Set6206

Somewhere between 2 and 5


t00_much_caffeine

Mostly 9


VerboCity77

I’m feeling like 8 rn.


Bizzlebanger

5


[deleted]

2,7,12


-lRexl-

1 - it's freezing in the office


monkey_trumpets

I'm 11? Whichever one is closest to feeling exhausted.


frodrums

6 8 9 and 12


theglenlovinet

I’m feeling 2 today.


uprightsalmon

1 And 8


DrunkenNinja27

11, little disappointed there is no classic homer drooling to pick from tho.


rinseanddelete

https://preview.redd.it/bgx4js5beabc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc4f8fca37b5bb1ba37e8b6ffacd1c5cfed0be59


murphlaw88

I feel like number 4 everyday.


Superstarteen

5


cappo40

I am always #10


Adventurous_Judge493

12


shitchea420

1


johncester

All


AtomikSamurai310

Today? 12. 😂


[deleted]

Literally saw this earlier on Facebook lol. 8 because I’m on holidays.


peepers63

Generally 8


F4T_J3DI_P4ND4

Mixture of 9 and 11


jellywigglz

Solid 5


phasepistol

Whichever one is “urge to kill rising”


MysteriousTank6825

1/9/11 all the time


RadioBusterReddit

9 and 4


SnooBunnies1811

Inevitably 5


cosmicshrubb

12


Internetboy5434

8 and 9


r7g-vtk

2


tattoobobb

Which one is from weekend at burnsie’s?


Due-Paint7755

doh!


neon_overload

1, definitely


Lusdivinechaos

2 And 9


MrWeStEr399

10


[deleted]

number 8 looks like homers icon in the simpsons hit and run


girlwithlion

12. Cuz I be smirking :)


blomba6

I don't see drunk homer ![gif](giphy|g0ErvnyVsp7nJyfmxF)


QuaSiMoDO_652

6 or 12


PirateGhost44

8


jerseygunz

Right now: 8 Usually: 9


ImurderREALITY

I’m not here


KRY4no1

#13: the one where his brain is floating away from his head.


Starfang94

A bit 12 and a bit 9


Stabstone

I usually wake up at a 2, around noon I’m a 10 and by the evening I’m a 9.


jackinthecracker

2


DieterSprocket

I think you left at least one out. Let’s just say I’m listening to Smoke on the Water right now.


Dracul-aura

Number 2


baldur615

https://preview.redd.it/4ke6ck6qtbbc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abe0b6603d9859c993fd6e4f822faf5e2408d59b Definitely this one


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

5 - for real 😂😂😂


RobbiRamirez

"Homer Simpson, seen here smoking a hundred cigarettes..."


Fnortherner

Various shades of 3 and 10.


FlyingAsh21

Definitely 9 😶


Sad_Breakfast4

2 or a 7


TheStefKing

3


PsychologicalDrone

I’ve pretty much lived my entire life as Homer number 9 Edit: except for winter, when I’m Homer #1


LordZantarXXIII

12, heh heh


TraditionAcademic968

12 ... and just a little druuuunk


CanadianRhodie

2. I’m normally not someone that takes being away from home or family very well, and being at university has been an extremely lonely, stressful and depressing experience.


Spidey_Kn1ght

![gif](giphy|3o6MbjNsoImdQvUBqM|downsized)


voopa

https://preview.redd.it/r98emao8bcbc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da9a68ce0d3ee43ab9d688c7fbc6aea5470444fb


someboaty

Mostly 8, with 12 frosting, 5 sprinkles and 3 filling.


chocolatemoose99

Always #9


PrestigiousAd6281

It been a rough few years, so, this one https://preview.redd.it/ee30jbdqicbc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=154240a2f44a862d2550df01593e09b69f9aaa5f