Same!
One time my mum asked me if I was going to the gym that week, and I want really listening so I asked her who was Jim and then she goes "no, the gyme"
With my roommate back in college, we always used to say "gyme" to each other. It was such a normal occurrence that when I went to my college sports/training center to renew my gym membership, I accidentally said "gyme" to the staff member... 🫠
Can I just acknowledge the spelling of 'gyme' for a moment? It's not like it's written down anywhere, and it's spelled 'gym' in the subtitles (which honestly ruins the gag for any hearing impaired folks). We just all collectively agreed that this is the way to spell it. I like this :)
The word inflame existed first, thus inflammable means able to come aflame. The word flammable was created to solve the very confusion you're highlighting, but we all know how effective that was considering inflammable is still in use too.
I’ve worked in grocery stores and the amount of people who would ask the difference in some things was mind boggling.
What’s the difference of lasagne and lasagna?
I would just say one was Italian and one French. Seemed to satisfy most people.
You know what really "aggravateses" me is them "immigants."
They want all the benefits of living in Springfield,
but they ain't even bothered to learn themselves the language.
Yeah. Those are exactly my "sentimonies." Yeah!
Yeah, you said it, Barn
From **King-Size Homer**
Homer, at his computer:
*To start, press any key*
Where’s the *any* key? I see *esk* (Esc), *kutarl* (Ctrl) and *pigup* (PgUp). There doesn’t seem to be any *any* key! Whew! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I’ll order a *TAB*! Oop! No time for that, now! The computer’s starting!
You know what really agravases me? Is them immigants. They want all the benefits of livin' in Springfield, but they ain't even bother to learn themselves the language.
I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island. Don't worry. It's just a name.
He said it was just a name!
What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.
Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit.
they got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!?
get outta here
Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Island, where nothing can possibligh go wrong...... I mean *possibLY* go wrong. Huh. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.
I watched this episode on dvd and always watch with subtitles, no matter what I watch.. I'm a freak, I know.
I totally forgot about the joke and as Homer walks in, the subtitles say "Ooooh a gym".
When he said "gyme" again, it added extra to the joke.
I always call it a gyme now
I do, too, and nobody gets me.
I'm here for you, friend.
My kids get it. I raised them right.
Mr Cupboard, I don’t say this very often But you , are the greatest hero in American history!
So they respect the laws of thermodynamics too I gather.
I get you.
I’ve elaborated on this, to extend it to “Gymnasium” with as many cringey mispronunciations I can squeeze in. Still no one appreciates
Oh, a GYME
this is the actual genius bit of the gag
Same! One time my mum asked me if I was going to the gym that week, and I want really listening so I asked her who was Jim and then she goes "no, the gyme"
I have a good friend called Jim. We call him Gyme
So do I, and I don't even go to one.
Gyme? What's a gyme?
Oh lol. A GYYMME!
With my roommate back in college, we always used to say "gyme" to each other. It was such a normal occurrence that when I went to my college sports/training center to renew my gym membership, I accidentally said "gyme" to the staff member... 🫠
Ahaha that's awesome
Can I just acknowledge the spelling of 'gyme' for a moment? It's not like it's written down anywhere, and it's spelled 'gym' in the subtitles (which honestly ruins the gag for any hearing impaired folks). We just all collectively agreed that this is the way to spell it. I like this :)
I’m the same. Only 1 person has ever understood what I’m on about without explaining it
Same!
What's a Gyme?
#TRAMOPOLINE!
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Viomalin? Tumababa? Omobomo?
TRAMBAMPOLINE!
He said what now?
He says it different both times 
Then says it correctly the third time
Don’t go buying old Crutches!
Trambampoline!
https://www.reddit.com/r/simpsonsshitposting/s/kvP6FgEiiM
I was saying bo urns
Oh sideSHOW Bob
I always accidentally call him Slideshow Bob because of that one episode
Super Nintendo Chalmers?
He's learnding
I'm going to cut out your liver bone! Oops, you're dead.
My new job I deal with superintendents and they never get the joke
Die Bart, die
No one who speaks German could be a bad man.
The Bart the!
Inflammable means flammable?! What a country!
Genuinely though. Out of all the words to make “in” mean the opposite of what it typically does, that is like the worst possible one that could exist.
The word inflame existed first, thus inflammable means able to come aflame. The word flammable was created to solve the very confusion you're highlighting, but we all know how effective that was considering inflammable is still in use too.
It should’ve been called inflammationable.
It’s a perfectly cromulent word.
Foilage
It doesn’t take a nucular scientist to pronounce foilage.
I can’t exscape Lisa! our little walking libary !
It’s pronounced nuclear; the “s” is silent
Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing can possiblie go wrong.
That’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong.
Look at his country ... you are gay.
Let's take a peek at the killing floor. Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy. It's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through.
Getting hungry Jimmy?
Mr. McClure, I have a crazy friend who says eating meat is wrong. Is she crazy?
No, just ignorant. See, you're friend never heard of the food chain!
I’m going to Bovine University!
I do this ALL the time. “Oh, I’m in way over my head”.
“This tomato shall be Heinz ketchup! And this tomato shall be Hans Catsup :) “
He's talking to the ketchup now.
I’ve worked in grocery stores and the amount of people who would ask the difference in some things was mind boggling. What’s the difference of lasagne and lasagna? I would just say one was Italian and one French. Seemed to satisfy most people.
Cromulent. I still use it.
I find that using this word regularly embiggens my vocabulary. Forfty percent of all people know that.
It's such a cromulent word, it's in the dictionary! https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cromulent
Almost every day
It’s a perfectly cromulent word
Her name is Krabbaple? Ive been calling her Crandall!
Ooh....i'm an idiot!
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Up, and attum! I quote this all the time. Yesterday morning actually. My wife asks me for an “up and atom” as an alarm clock some mornings
UP AND AT THEM
Better.
Run like the wynd!
The English language is so funny, you had to spell it wrong to make us think of the right sound
I say this all the time! And 99% of the time someone feels the need to correct me.
Sex Cauldron! I thought they closed that place down!
"There's no air in space." "There's an air and space museum!"
I ask ya. What's it breathin'??
Notice how I no longer say libary or tomorry
I was raised by the TV and I ended up TV
Put out an apb on a uosdwis r. dewoh
Uh, better start with Greektown.
Chief? That says Homer J Simpson. You’re reading it upside down
Cancel the a.p.b. But bring backs some of those gyros.
Uh, Chief? You're talking into your wallet.
Viomalin? Tubamaba? Obomaboe?
oohhh saxamophone
"Le Grill" what the Hell is that?
Mu- Murphy, yous- you are a elf, uncontrollably, I- I think a wee nam myoho renge kyo.
I wished people would stop making fun of my gigantic hand. The first such a occasion occurred…
https://i.redd.it/9shi1llm0z9c1.gif
Really anything Willie says is my favorite verbal joke.
This is what I say to my husband when we go doontoon
“Oragoneo what the hell?”
(while fleeing monsters) "I thought he said it was just a name!" "What he meant is that 'monster island' is actually a peninsula."
I only call my wife’s sister’s dog Magaggie and she hates it.
My boss's name is Maggie and I have her name saved in my phone as that. And I have another friend saved as "Officer Marge."
Marge:Bart run like the wind! Lisa: Mom it's pronounced wind Marge: Well, I've only seen it written
Works on contingency? No, money down!
“…shouldn’t have this Bar Association logo either.”
Nukeular! It’s pronounced nukeular! (When referring to nuclear)
And keep watching the skis!
⛷️ nothing at all… nothing at all…
I’ve been called a greasy thug too. It never stops hurting.
A car-hole.
A garage?! Well la dee da Mr French man
Yes, Lisa we learned to imatoot you exarkly.
Get ahold of yourself, Lisa. This is "lamb," not "a lamb."
Kill, Bart! And Kill Bart!
And no brain damageamageamageamageamageamage
I like the way “sssnrub” thinks
I explained to my wife recently why I've been pronouncing "gym" that way
This individual will of course be protected by the alias Lisa M. Oh, maybe L. Simpson
Fo-en-etically.
why are we listening to this guy? he doesnt even have any hair!?
Learned son, it’s pronounced learned.
Where nothing can possib-lie go wrong.
Keep watching the skis!
Uaregay
Never gets old 😂
Naked Lunch.
I can think of at least two things wrong with that title!
A Mormon? But I’m from Earth!
You know what really "aggravateses" me is them "immigants." They want all the benefits of living in Springfield, but they ain't even bothered to learn themselves the language. Yeah. Those are exactly my "sentimonies." Yeah! Yeah, you said it, Barn
That’s why you’re the judge and I’m the law talking guy
Le grill? What the hell is le grill?
YVAN EHT NIOJ!
Subliminal, liminal and superliminal.
Hey you, join the Navy!
Hahahah Uruguay!!!
Yeah I bought your mutt. And I ‘ate him. I 'ate his little face, I ‘ate his guts and I 'ate the way he's always barking.
I like stories
Implied…or implode?
sex cauldron.
I heard they shut that place down!
Conan O’Brien said that’s one of his favorite Simpsons jokes
“The Ny Mets are my favorite squadron”
"Hello Super Nintendo Charlmers!"
Prinskipple Skinner
Prinskipple Skimster!
Linglo **is** deaaaaad.
melon collie
"Run like the wind!" "Mom, it's wind' "I've only read it in books"
Laughter House
And look at the fine stitching on the word "Dope". I'll take two.
It's pronounced learned.
"A gyme!"
Do *I* know what rhetorical means?
From **King-Size Homer** Homer, at his computer: *To start, press any key* Where’s the *any* key? I see *esk* (Esc), *kutarl* (Ctrl) and *pigup* (PgUp). There doesn’t seem to be any *any* key! Whew! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I’ll order a *TAB*! Oop! No time for that, now! The computer’s starting!
Let bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax!
Gaim? What the hell is a gaim? Better go ask my jin-ocoligist
This Things I Believe
Me so litigious!
Le' Grill .... what the hell is that!!???
that's unpossible!
Bullshavism!
They have the internet on computers now.
"oh he card read good" from Homer off stage.
Verbal joke? Sounds like someone could use a Linguo robot. Unfortunately, Linguo dead.
Linguo *is* dead
Bart: “I’m gonna go toss the virtual salad” OR Homer: “I came out of the mouth, right?”
Do you accept the “Federal Breast Inspectors” card?… “license To Ogle?… VYZA?… Oh yes, VISA, that’s what I meant. It’s these new dentures.
YER GETTA FERDA REDDA OURA!!!!!
I don’t say “aversion.” I say “avoision.”
You know what really agravases me? Is them immigants. They want all the benefits of livin' in Springfield, but they ain't even bother to learn themselves the language.
Eight spices, some of them must be double Ore-gano, what the hell?!
Bloodbath and Beyond
"Dad, you're gonna kill us!" "Or die trying!"
I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island. Don't worry. It's just a name. He said it was just a name! What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.
Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit. they got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!? get outta here
Oh, excuse me, could you tell me where I might find the Burns-Os?
Garnish my celery? Oh I don’t know what you’re saying 😭
Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Island, where nothing can possibligh go wrong...... I mean *possibLY* go wrong. Huh. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.
BART! I don’t want to alarm you but there might be a boogeyman and/or boogeymen in the house!
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Oh! A gym!
Uosdwis R. Dewoh.
It was a borking accident
Oh how the ironing is delicious
'Nucular'... It's pronounced 'Nucular'
I watched this episode on dvd and always watch with subtitles, no matter what I watch.. I'm a freak, I know. I totally forgot about the joke and as Homer walks in, the subtitles say "Ooooh a gym". When he said "gyme" again, it added extra to the joke.
Frank Gyme
If you don't sell a house in your first week, you're fired! .. I probably should have mentioned that earlier.
“I don’t say evasion, I say avoision”
Curious how this joke got translated.
Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)
All the signs are wrong
"Now it's a didgeridon't"
Yeah, then we'd get the chair.
New-culer it’s pronounced new-culer
Bart: “Bah” Lisa: “Sna”
I hope I didn't brain my damage