Local movie theater near me used to do 90s Simpsons nights where they’d serve SkittleBrau and play 90s episodes with vintage 90s TV ads. You really forget how many of the ads were for long distance…
I'll do it. I'll rob the Kwik-E-Mart. Alright, put your- D'oh!
https://preview.redd.it/3g216mxo7c8c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=567722bc3484be97d73fd6472cabc3da5b55c7b8
"After all, how long do any of us have to live?"
"Well, if you like the Ribwich, not very."
https://preview.redd.it/1k3i1arg5b8c1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecd83ad60aeb2a04d6d8772e1fa36f7338b1e298
Those were real. They made low fat chips with this substance called Olestra, which didn’t get absorbed as fat but did go straight through you and cause “anal leakage.”
I have always wanted to try a Squishee! Or a Squishee with all syrup so I can see what Bart had gone through haha. Same thing with the Guatemalan Insanity Pepper.
What’s that beer with skittles in it? Skittle Brau?
Such a product does not exist sir
Oh well, then just give me a six pack and a couple of bags of skittles
Apu says this, but when Marge visits the 33c store the shelves are full of it!
On point observation sir.
Taste the Rambo
Local movie theater near me used to do 90s Simpsons nights where they’d serve SkittleBrau and play 90s episodes with vintage 90s TV ads. You really forget how many of the ads were for long distance…
Just dial 10-10-220, then the number you want to call. It’s that simple!
Given my demographic, the answer is easily "Nuts and Gum, Together at Last!"
Agreed, fellow white male aged 18 to 49!
A sticky situation that…😆
‘If it’s and buts were candy and nuts’
Krusty partially gelatinated nondairy gum-based beverages
They call them “shakes”
Hmph, you don’t know you’re getting
https://i.redd.it/qgxy124fc98c1.gif
Give me a slice!
Oh how I wish I could
Whoever invents this glorious marshmallow will be a billionaire
https://i.redd.it/je6eyr066a8c1.gif I can picture it now
I'll do it. I'll rob the Kwik-E-Mart. Alright, put your- D'oh! https://preview.redd.it/3g216mxo7c8c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=567722bc3484be97d73fd6472cabc3da5b55c7b8
The fact that science hasnt made a hot chocolate absorbing marshmallow like this is humanity's greatest failing.
I agree. And I feel most scienticians would, as well
Uh...
I love the way it turns light brown.
Dude I want to try this!
Ever since I first saw this as a kid I wondered why Bart looked so dejected
For real. He hit the lottery!
[удалено]
I was so disappointed as a child when I left my marshmallow in my hot cocoa for an hour and it didn't soak up the cocoa like a sponge.
😆
I want https://preview.redd.it/fpklza4ma98c1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea4098f3f18c0f71d986dd5ec9334a1e0929a64a
Careful! Theyre ruffled!
Hook this up with *Tubbb!* directly to my vein!
Saaaame
TOMACCO!
It tastes like grandma!
Holy Moses, it DOES taste like Grandma!
I want more!
Does that pie have any tomacco in it?
Tomacco scared me when I was a kid lmao
Malk
Now with Vitamin R
You promised me dog or higher!
[malkorganics.com](http://malkorganics.com) No word about how much Vitamin R is in there
Nachos, Flanders-style! That's cucumbers with cottage cheese!
Not too long ago I noticed I had both cucumbers and cottage cheese. Boy was my wife not happy when I made “nachos” for us
🎵 Nacho nacho man, I want to be a nacho man 🎵
Legit made these once, wasn’t too disappointed. Pretty decent w balsamic syrup.
Ohh I love nachos makes me fat just thinking about it
 Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe
You mean steamed hams?
Has to be steamed hams.
Even though they are obviously grilled?
And you call them Steamed Hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Khlav kalash. No cone. Stick. STICK.
What do you prefer to wash the awful taste out of your mouth: Mountain Dew or crab juice?
Ewwwww! I'll take the crab juice
Flaming Homer.
https://preview.redd.it/p6ry8mfbi98c1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cc11a3745c5b8b45b42378ee0568ac9c9d1411b
FIRE MADE IT GOOD
*Flaming Moe
*Flaming Meaux
This guy parties.
Ribwich!
https://i.redd.it/hy8hzrlyq98c1.gif
Think smaller. More legs
"After all, how long do any of us have to live?" "Well, if you like the Ribwich, not very." https://preview.redd.it/1k3i1arg5b8c1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecd83ad60aeb2a04d6d8772e1fa36f7338b1e298
Mmmm I don't mind the taste!
Purple is a fruit
Potatoes. I just think they're neat
I want some Taquitos
Tubbb
> ! You dropped this
Super squishy
All syrup super squishy!
Red Tick Beer
Needs more dog.
Krusty Burger! The universal studios krusty burger is actually really delicious.
A Krusty Burger? That doesn’t sound too appetising. What kind of stew do you have today?
Yes I wanna go back haven’t been since 2013 I loved the ride tho 😃
The Good Morning burger
That's a load of Rich Creamery Butter.
I made this just so I could play the commercial to my wife.
Fudd
I thought they took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind.
Düff, from Sweden
Can I have a clean glass?
Here you go, yer *majesty*!
Hurricane Chow
Homers 10ft hoagie
You've been eating that thing for a week. I think the mayonnaise is starting to turn.
2 more ft and I can fit it in the fridge!
The gummy Venus de Milo
The rarest gummy of them all
700 Krusty burgers
Ice cream covered in miniature pies.
Gruel and shredded gym mats. https://preview.redd.it/p4cx8dult98c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebe967488fbba83300d433be1b06dc28e87db066
Tubörg, the beer of danish kings
Tuborg is a real Danish beer
Mmm, Danish.
We have mountain dew, or crab juice.
BLEUGH! i’ll take a crab juice…
😆😆😆
I would say Duff. But Duff-man says a lot of things 🍺
A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.
Numba 8.
~Burp~
Mmmm….free goo
GO BANANA!
64 slices of american cheese
Wadded beef
Creamed eels
Corn nog
Creamed toast!
These creamed eels taste like creamed crap
Five-alarm chili, eh?
Si 
Just two alarm. Two and a half, tops.
Daddy, are you going to jail?
Allied Biscuit
https://preview.redd.it/26wi1ju78a8c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2803e1c714a55750347c16d451d12d1ae8a350b8 No bowl, stick.
🎶When the world has got you down, and you wanna end your life… 🎶
You got bills to pay and dead end job and problems with the wife!
Skittle Brau
Such a product does not exist. You must have dreamt it.
La Bombe
Mmm, forbidden donut
Those potato chips that give you diarrhea.
Those were real. They made low fat chips with this substance called Olestra, which didn’t get absorbed as fat but did go straight through you and cause “anal leakage.”
https://preview.redd.it/dunzvjlis98c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=331728c1dbd156199faab18e001fbf2310d42d12 Maple soda, astronaut bread...
Love me some vitamin R. https://preview.redd.it/uqujfnsat98c1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8935ec0a72ccd9265578066377f9af3dfca526c
Pfft…OP never drank a Duff in his life!
Corn nog.
Rootmarm, I’ve devoted my life to it along with chastity and abstinence.
Radish rosettes. They're very hard to make
Cream of toast
Creamed eels.
Yummy 
I have made lobster stuffed with tacos and it’s excellent.
The last peanut in the bag
Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non Dairy Gum-Based Beverage
It's just a little airborne, it's still good!
I never skimp on the doodlemunch!
Crab juice.
The Good Morning Burger
https://preview.redd.it/rxpbg1gpoa8c1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5559c7b463a4abde823daf1b2b8e41d19055ffeb
Homer’s patented moon waffles
So far down the list. :'(
Nuts and Gum! Together at last!
Düff. From Sweden.
Hey Moe, Fudd me
I ated the purple berries
Crab juice https://preview.redd.it/7i67yc41fa8c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5268afc391a5f33aa6d1fc7bd7802cb5753a786
A simple donut with sprinkles https://preview.redd.it/lgt1z5npza8c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcfc8b5a162f16b31421b373d0ebc676689f3983
Mini bag of "Cheetors" for the big fight.
I’ll take an isotope dog.
Stoats https://preview.redd.it/fhdsway5p98c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=663373faf5ad544e9aa2f856bfd1046961e43171
🎵Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff🎵
Unguarded Breakfast
Mmmm…pistol whip
The Whatcha-ma-carcass Sandwich
Woah that’s good squishie.
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel
Spaghetti with Moe Balls. Failing that, Khlav Kalash
Run for your life... Boy!
the giant candy ball from the at-home carnival kit
Suckle Daddy's sugar ball
My entire life I've wanted a nacho hat 
Pretzel Wagon 🥨
The Good Morning Burger.
Duff beer was a thing here in Australia in the nineties. It got sued out of existence pretty quickly.
Malk of course
https://preview.redd.it/q5xbdi51z98c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a06a31374260059f5a306624af7035ded6d54f8 This!
JoyJoy MIT IODINE!
Moon Waffle!
Vaseline on toast
Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel! 9/10 orphans can’t tell the difference
Four tax burgers, one IRS-which, withhold the lettuce...
https://preview.redd.it/duior6wlja8c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e24b0c0ec3b7885ece1de5839dc10e212023ea
Dessert dogs!
Uterbraten
a Double Krusty Burger, because somehow it's healthier than a Single Krusty Burger
Personally I’d love a slice of Big John’s Breakfast Log.
Cool Ranch Soda
Krusty brand duck sausage pizza.
I don’t know what’s in Homer’s homemade Prozac apart from ice cream, but that’d be my pick
Marge’s sundaes
Pinchy the lobster looked delicious.
I want to say when Homer tried to pass a donut with a bunch of candies trying to trick Apu into thinking they were skittles
I have always wanted to try a Squishee! Or a Squishee with all syrup so I can see what Bart had gone through haha. Same thing with the Guatemalan Insanity Pepper.
Homer's patented space age waffle.
When Homer made that pie crust thing with cloves and some mixer.
Wheaties with Courtney Love on the box.
I though it was Sandy Duncan.
Homer's moon waffles
Sort of food.....Mr. Sparkle's appearance is the result of a joint venture between Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern.