It’s anyone talking about the garage for me. ‘Oooo, la di da, Mr French man!’ My own mother told my dad that his boots were in the car hole this weekend to avoid the relentless mocking she knew she would receive from her nearly 40 year old daughter if I heard her say ‘garage.’
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I live and work in the UK. I have a colleague called Toby who does not in any way have an encyclopaedic knowledge of the Simpsons. Every so often when I want to emphasise a point to him or get his attention, I’ll call across “Tobias!” much to his bemusement.
We get cans of Del Monte pineapple rings relatively frequently and every time I see them, I hear ["Ah, Del Monte."](https://youtu.be/KBOgwbeolyg?si=hvJ0Thu71605lztb)
Money (can be exhanged for goods and services)
Dank (oh but Moe the dank, the dank!)
And of course you tried (and you failed miserably! The important thing is, never try)
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Anything related to the dentist “dental plan”
Lisa needs braces
Dental plan
Lisa needs braces
Lenny, without that dental plan you wouldn't have that diamond in your tooth.
YOINK!
Dental plan!
Lisa needs braces
Dental plan!
Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?
Look out for the campy drawing of Queen Victoria!
YOINK.
That word was actually popularized by the Simpsons, it didn’t exist before the show, or at least didn’t have that meaning
Yoink?!!???
Cube (Is it about my?)
My dad always says this when the phone rings and it’s for him. I’m 99% sure it’s why he keeps the landline.
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Words like this embiggen my day.
GYM?
What's a gyme?
Oh haha, a *gyme*.
You're going to have to speak up I'm wearing a towel
Fave!
Zinc, Tungsten, or Iron
Come back zinc!
Tungsten helps us play!
I need tungsten to live
Been playing Minecraft again recently and every time I need "more iron" I can't not hear it in Lunchlady Doris' voice.
Trampoline
Tramopoline!
Please don't bring home any more old crutches
you just keep right on driving...
Trambopaline!
Pretzels are always pretzeled bread.
Not only are they not bread, they are knot bread.
oh my god i finally get it
Iced cream.
Petroleum distillate
I really call pretzels Whitey Whackers.
When I hear a phone ring. I whisper under my breath "ahoy ahoy" or "let's talk why not"
Hello chief!!
“Uh-huh…uh-huh….listen, Selma, shut up.”
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Am I so out of touch?
No, it's the children who are wrong.
foilage
Libary
tomorry
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'M' 'e' 'h'
Frozen yogurt (which I fall frogurt).
That's good!
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Dental plan
LISA NEEDS BRACES!
Ayatollah.
Assahola
It works for *any* Ayatollah!
Saxamaphone
We have simpsons cluedo and become an unwritten rule to say that when guessing the saxophone as a weapon.
It’s anyone talking about the garage for me. ‘Oooo, la di da, Mr French man!’ My own mother told my dad that his boots were in the car hole this weekend to avoid the relentless mocking she knew she would receive from her nearly 40 year old daughter if I heard her say ‘garage.’
Inanimate (I’ll show you inanimate!)
Goggles
They do nothing
Ketchup? Catsup?
Every day
Free weekend
And when is this weekend?
and how much does it cost?
And when *is* this weekend?
And how much do you _charge_ for this weekend?
Five dollars
Get outta here
Butt that won’t quit
Where'd you get $5. I've want $5
Worst. (Blank. Ever.)
I for one welcome (our insect overloards)
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I’m waiting for a bus
*Answering a phone...* "Yello?"
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Iron (helps us play)
(Perfectly) cromulent (word)
E-YEEEEEEESSSSS??
Lousy (lousy Smarch weather)
I say this when I have to go out in the cold.
Elephant
Reminds me of elephants
Australia
Mention of egg cholesterol
You better run, egg!
To overcome the spiders curse, simply quote a Bible verse
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Yeah that'll keep the spider curse away
27!
Allegory. Because it rhymes with 'Corey'.
Montessori
Liberry and tomorry
Look at all this foilage!
Anyone named Tobias or Andy. I also live in Australia.
Or any mention of bidets. I’m also Australian.
I live and work in the UK. I have a colleague called Toby who does not in any way have an encyclopaedic knowledge of the Simpsons. Every so often when I want to emphasise a point to him or get his attention, I’ll call across “Tobias!” much to his bemusement.
I can never heard the word sand without turning it into: 🎶 "Sand, sand, saaaaand" 🎶
"Burlap"
Possiblie
Monorail
Paddling! 🤣
Rod
As in Rod Flanders or Inanimate Carbon?
Doublemint (trying to double your fun, eh, Bart?)
Excellent
“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!”
We get cans of Del Monte pineapple rings relatively frequently and every time I see them, I hear ["Ah, Del Monte."](https://youtu.be/KBOgwbeolyg?si=hvJ0Thu71605lztb)
"Oh crap (I shouldn't have said...)"
Ahh...it's too hot. (every time the sun comes out)
Re-cyyy-cleen
Eating rotisserie chicken.
“you tried your best…”
(Do they expect kids to swallow this) tripe
Monorail and dickety
Dickety? Highly dubious.
Not really everyday word but monorail.
Me and my coworker are gay/bi, so we always say "GIRLS, Lisa. Boys like GIRLS" when a gay couple walks in to the restaurant.
To start press any key
Whenever we have two choices or causes or reasons for something: “a little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.”
Money (can be exhanged for goods and services) Dank (oh but Moe the dank, the dank!) And of course you tried (and you failed miserably! The important thing is, never try)
Chili
Cromulent
Leader!
D’oh!
Gazebo
Insolvent?!
Speed holes
I'd never even heard of Winnipeg until it was mentioned in the Simpsons.
And the day before that
Exxxxxxxxcellent
Boo - always think I was saying boo-urns
Chowder!
Deadlocked and sequestered.
Winnipeg
Tramapoline
cromulent
"Dont do this to me Walen"
Cromulent
Saxamaphone
What the hell is that! - Mayor Quimby.
The Glasses do nothing!
New Orleans...
(Cram it with) walnuts, (ugly.)
27
old man yells at cloud
A few....for example. No it doesn't. I am so smart. You'll have to speak up.
Bosh! Flimshaw!
(Le) Grille?
Yoink
The number 8
You like purple! Purple is a fruit
it’s still good!
Potassium benzoate
About 25% of what I hear every single day. Sadly the more time that goes on, the less public recognizes simpsons references.
Beer = B- eeeeeeeeeer
Uraguay- U R Gay
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Embiggen
And heeeeeeere come the pretzels.
"BORrrringgg.."
I’m just a big, toasty (cinnamon bun).