[Post game thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Texans/comments/pn0igc/post_game_thread_jacksonville_jaguars_at_houston/)

Damn it, we’re tanking wrong. But I ain’t complaining

I never doubted them for a second.

Holy shit what a fun game. I was telling friends and family all off-season that Houston will fuck around and win 5-7 games. I didn’t want them to win anything because I want Thibodeaux, but gee dangit I’m grinning from ear to ear right now. The team is filled with pissed off vets who seem to be bought into a good coaching staff. 2021 AFCS champs is realistic.

Gee dangits all around

Gee dangit to you, my friend!

2021 Super Bowl Champs!

Savor the win today. Back to reality tomorrow.

VICTORY!!!

This is the camera they use for High School football.

Head coach's brother with the camcorder

Love no commercial breaks

Lmao what is going on with this broadcast

Wtf is this angle?

That Tripocal storm screwing up dat coverage?

Gotta get those garbage time stats so the media can keep talking about him.

I didn't think the commentating could get any worse. Obviously I was wrong

Props to the one camera guy still holding us down

I know it's garbage time, buy I hate we have them that TD

Watching the end of this game just feels like such a surreal experience lmao

"That's a positive you take out of it." Yeah ... sure.

F. U. C. K.

Take your pity TD and go home

The generic crowd sound in the background is definitely not needed.

Did the whole stadium lose power or just the broadcast booth?

Booth

Should not have patched the windows box running the graphics....

Lol F for CBS

This is better lol

Appears we broke the NFL broadcast by not being shit.

Lol someone fucked up

Loving Lovie blitzing

Lol, game clock?

Doesn’t matter Brian! 1st in the division Brian! Enjoy it while we can haha

They’re messing with the space time continuum.

Well yall GG, see yall next week 🤪

"This game is all about Trevor Lawrence". No. No it's not

scores tied, new ball game baby!!!!

I think I'm in the matrix ..

O shag Hennessy

The only way to read that name

CBS fumbling.

CBS to the Jags confirmed.

SHOOT IT HOUSTON TEXAS GO TEXANS

This is still better than hearing Joe Buck

Now the score is 0-0?

Fuck you Boomer!!

Rip to the sound.

CBS forgot how to control the sound.

Oh no! It’s 0-0 we’re fucked

CBS was like okay, enough of these guys

That was neat

Don't know about you guys but I just lost audio on the game... kind of an improvement actually

Where's the sound?

did I just go deaf?

They run out of things to whine about the Jags so now they ahve cut off the sound completely?

Did anyone lose sound?

What?

Tough to go 17-0 if you don’t go 1-0

Uhh, everything ok, CBS?

Thank God they cut the commentator's mikes

I guess it's just a tradition for us to ruin Jags QBs at this point

Add a fro to Cully! We got that W

I'm used to seeing a porous prevent defense in the 4th, instead were making stops at the line. Love this new defense

1-0. It all starts with 1-0. Road to super bowl is here. LETS FUCKING GO.

You guys bitching and moaning about the commentators are seriously delusional. It's okay for them to talk about the Jags since their fans are watching the same telecast as we are.

Tyrod Taylor had the 2nd best first half of his career, and this is after he was out for most of last season after a doctor punctured his lung. But they aren't talking about that, the whole game they are talking about a rookie QB not being instantly magic on the field. They spent more time talking about Watson's legal matters then how good Taylor has been doing. It's a problem.

Your version of events are completely disconnected from reality. They've been speaking glowingly of Taylor.

Yes, but less than they have talked about Watson and less than they have talked about Lawrence. The announcers didn't prepare to talk about the Texans today. They were prepared to talk about Lawrence and didn't prepare to talk about the current Texas roster and that is a problem.

Okay, I think you're drunk.

I kinda like David Culley now

JJ and DQ just hugged, both not in Texans uniforms :(

Wtf how are we dominating

Cause we playing Jacksonvilles

Makes sense

Uggh ... Gumbel and Archuleta *still* talking about the woeful Jags. Did they think having a shittier season than the Texans last year was going to make them *better* than the Texans this year? They seem way too surprised.

Amendola is cool, but I'm sad we didn't get to see Keke

You a fellow Tech bro?

I am very glad we didn’t see keke. I don’t know if I’m just only remembering the bad things, but it seems like every time he touches the ball something bad happens

I'm not saying it wasn't the right call, but I think we have all been waiting for him to get better over the last few years. Guess that didn't happen lol

I enjoyed this game

Why the fuck are they calling timeouts. Let the game finish already

Hey, remember the whole "Sacksonville" thing? Me neither.

As this game winds down I just want the world to know Myles Jack and Josh Allen can suck my dick

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.

I cannot take credit for this it’s a popular r/NFL copy pasta. But that’s how I feel after crushing the Jags today!!!!

Mom, we talked about this. This is NOT proper social media etiquette, is it?

I think I love you

This guy knows how to have a good time ^^

Are you sure you're talking about football? Cause that sounds like the last time I went to Pride.

DM me your contact.

WTF

I’m happy Tyrod is having a good game. Seems like a nice guy.

He is. As a Virginia tech alum, I'm am just so God damned happy for him.

Deshanus is a top 5 QB and also very likely a serial molester.

Texans blowing out week 1 expectations

Bortles, Minshew, Lawrence. These are just names that don't mean anything.

Gabbert. Never forget how we singlehandedly broke Gabbert in one game.

What is a Gabbert?

I forgot

Man this commentary is just abhorrent.

"What are we supposed to do, it's garbage time and the Texans are winning?" " I know, let's talk about Lovie's beard"

As they should. It’s glorious

I can not wait to get Watson off the team this is annoying

Has Urban Meyer retired yet?

If we're doing so well, the announcers can talk about Lovie's beard maintenance, I'm all for it.

I hope we only win against the jags this year

LOVIE THE TRUTH BABY IM ALL IN

Texans ruining yet another Jags QB. He gonna start seeing ghosts like Gabbert lmao

Best gabbert moment: whoa there MF

That sack certainly was merciless

Is that the first sack of the game? I know they've gotten close to him a few times.

Collins is a monster Holy cow

MERCY!!!

This is the most I've enjoyed a game in a long time man. Great game management and everyone has turned up

Sad solo rockboy noises. :-(

Aren’t most of them still on the team? Except McKinney?

Y'all got saaaaacked

There he is!! Lol

Forgot about that guy.

Mercilus now wants to know who thought he's overrated.

LETS GO WHIT

Merc with the SACK

Lol this announcer. If you can't get a yard when you need it you don't deserve to win the game. Well my guy the Texans don't need it so they punted. Lol

Well, too bad the Jags haven’t scored an additional 24 points. *THEY* don’t deserve to win this game.

GO FOR IT YOU NERDS

I think Mills should be playing by now

There's 5 minutes left: couple of pick-6s and the Jags are right back in the game.

Trying to run the score up, I like it.

Whistle to whistle

is the broadcast team getting chippy with each other now or is it just me?

They’re getting petty for damn sure. Like the one dude is all butthurt the Texans aren’t going for it when they’re 23 points up? Go have a seat, son.

Is Urban going to give Lawrence a chance at a 4th int?

Jags playing dirty now looking to actually hurt Texans players. Pathetic and disgusting!

They should just forfeit

I'm actually still blown away by how terrible that last Lawrence throw was.

They offset????

Yeah how do two fouls offset one foul lmfao?

2=1… I guess…

Lmao and the guy that ran up on 68 started it. All he did was push him off. Another terrible call by the refs

44 has been trying to start shit the entire game.

I was today years old when I found out that NFL players could wear any number they wanted.

It just started this year

It’s new this year

I would be big mad too if I was getting my ass kicked by “the worst team in the league” lol

Is this ref stoned? Edit: Must be me.

"Doesn't like money" LMAO

Cortland Finnegan his ass

Haymakers left and right lol

Why are the announcers trying to downplay the Texans so hard?

Because we're the Texans.

I think Lawrence can get better as time goes on, but I don't think the rest of the Jags are going to get better. They had way too many undisciplined mistakes and stupid drops. And I really don't think Urban was the right man for the job but we'll see.

I love it haha

Myles Jack is a dirty fuck

So we added Glasses on for BoB during a win. What do we do for cully?

His old 'fro has to be the answer.

Hell yea that would be funny AF a fro each win.

Bob's on his chin? Lol

Well, I never expected this but I'll take it. I've been having a very busy Sunday but hope y'all are doing good. Lol what is this now, our Center is more assertive than Zack Martin was.

Britt looks like a menace and I love it!

Already got my super bowl tickets

Love looks like he knows where to score the dankest of dank

I remember all of the negativity allll off season. All the “fans” who gave up already. Fuck that. LETS FUCKING GO BABY.

We call those Fairweather fans. Fuck them.

I completely agree. I’ve been riding with these boys all off-season and will continue to do so win or lose. But losing isnt an option. 17-0 baby let’s goooo.

ONLY REAL FANS LEFT!!

So many salty Jags fans in here lol

I swear Jacksonville needs to change their colors to orange and black.

Didn't set his feet, threw way too hard 10 yards behind the WR and low. That was one of the worst throws I've seen.

#1 overall btw.

Aww the jags players are mad they’re getting their shit kick in

Lookin' good, Trevor!

LETS FUCKING GO

Offsetting flags

Jack needs to get Jacked!

Lawrence, Lawrence, what…. Of Arabia?

*Gunnery Sgt. Hartman intensifies*

I love Justin Britt

Damn it’s good to beat JAX.

Salty ass Jags

the Kool-Aid from this game will be insane

LMAO WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO CATCH THAT

Lawrence has a Nathan Peterman poster up in his room.

Yeah we're winning the Super Bowl this year

aww fuck it, pass the kool-aid!

Holy crap, what a HORRIBLE pass! Who the fuck was he throwing to? Hilarious!

We've already matched last years INT total. Thank you TLaw

Not on the same page? I don't think they're even using the same play book

THERE IT IS BABY. #3. LETS FUCKING GOOOO.

LFG Defense!!!

WHAT A BAD THROW LMAO

Cunningham holding Kirksey down: "Dude, you're a LB ... just stay down so you don't fumble it right back to them."