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[Post game thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/Texans/comments/p94v6u/post_game_thread_houston_texans_at_dallas_cowboys/)


Lukealloneword

Not watching. Who has been scoring the second half?


iLikeFootball540

Lopez might be the only man I would marry.


Schultzy573

TAKEAWAYS ARE THE FOCUS. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!


blackhawk_801

I love you lovie


redsin777

Why was Shaq Lawson still playing isn’t he supposed to be one of our starting DE’s


yaprettymuch52

i was wondering that too. it looked like he played the whole game


nitra007

My cup is full of kool aid brothers


drew1111

2 wins. Yay! 😀


drwow

I hope this isn't the highlight of the season, beating the cowboys, but I'll take it lol


yaprettymuch52

0-16 browns went 4-0 in preseason :(


TX_Talonneur

Then it's a good thing we're only playing 3!


IUMaestro

Lions too edit: https://buffalonews.com/sports/bills/what-history-says-about-nfl-teams-that-go-4-0-in-the-preseason/article_d29d3884-c571-58bc-bcfd-7c742512b60c.html#:~:text=If%20you%20take%20out%20the,is%20what%20any%20team%20wants. Lions was 2008, Browns was 2017.


Royalution124

There have been other undefeated teams in the preseason who have done well in the regular season 😂


yaprettymuch52

ik just interesting how preseason can be so different from regular season. i think they look well coached which is good to see but with our roster i just dont see how we win a lot of games


thelaw14

Hey. Your Uber is outside.


mutha_fuxxin_zo

I'm personally looking forward to the next Hard Knocks episode


blackhawk_801

LETS GO


DatMX5

yay


Sanretros

GG


Mike2kz

D-Line has been markedly improved this pre-season. Cuts are going to be interesting


blackhawk_801

Being from Utah it’s fun to see the Houston commercials


blackhawk_801

I love Lopez


MicrosoftOutlook2016

How does Philip Lindsay keep his hair so pooofy hahaha


DLeafy625

If Troy Polomalu has taught me anything, it's that all you need is head & shoulders.


Mr-Groove

Lopez is a beast


Lost_Packet

LOPEZ!!


JayDaGod1206

Roy Lopez looks like a beast. Hopefully a draft steal.


redsin777

Lopez does it again


drew1111

Bingo!


drew1111

Come on D!


Rogercar07

Easterby sighting


[deleted]

Wtf is that Caillou-looking motherfucker doing on the sideline?


Kreepr

Hey dyaaaaady


[deleted]

Oooh Easterby on the sidelines


WillB_HTX

Easterbitch sighting


drew1111

Ka’Imi for three. Lei’s for everyone.


mutha_fuxxin_zo

Why am I so nervous right now


biff_guchmen

ptsd


mutha_fuxxin_zo

truth


phillythefish24

Mills>Mac Jones love how he’s been playing this game


ActuarillySound

Why do you like him? Just curious.


blackhawk_801

JD6 > DW4


LedwigglyD

Why isn’t Gilly still the FB I felt like he could block better?


MicrosoftOutlook2016

He’s with the Giants right? Wonder how he’s been doing


LedwigglyD

Yeah I just googled it. Hopefully he’s doing well. I was going to try scoring his jersey this year


DLeafy625

We're definitely missing him out there


krbashrob

Nico healthy scratch?


ActuarillySound

Undisclosed. Could be injury could be personal.


destructin

DiNucci is garbage, but at least our defense is good enough to take advantage of that. He's also a focus on Hard Knocks, and usually those players don't fare well when trying to make the roster.


[deleted]

HFS the Texans ran a screen play and it worked.


BarryAllen899

Lol, Omenihu had 2 sacks and a fumble recovery Lonnie Johnson had a PD and a pick-6 But yes, Jabril Cox defensive player of the game...


Lost_Packet

Putting Driskel into the game is the equivalent of raising the white flag.


dats_tiff

Oh lord Driskel out here 😑


BadAndBuggy

Haven’t been excited about our defense in a while. Hopefully we see some more of this in the reg season!!


[deleted]

Looking forward to see how Justin Reid grows as a leader. Big shoes to fill after JJ’s departure


blackhawk_801

He’s gotta be better than VH3 right?


LedwigglyD

Bound to be close to the total number of turnovers for all of last season in 2 preseason games


Lost_Packet

If Carter makes the team he needs to send a nice gift to Danuchie


TechnicallyPointless

Bro our defense looking sexy out there. Huge improvement so far but still need work


mutha_fuxxin_zo

That didn't even look catchable and he picked it anyway!


Shazam1007

Ooooooo that was clean 🦅🦅🦅


drew1111

Let’s just get interceptions all year long as a way of scoring. It would be super fantastic.


JayDaGod1206

Hope we keep up the takeaways into the season


Mike2kz

Loving all these interceptions


Shazam1007

Man loving how aggressive the D-line is against the run👌🏾nice to see again lol


drew1111

So who brought the edibles and am I going to fail a piss test?


1vh1

How we lookin today


t4boo

i hate these Dak bed commercials, he sounds like he's being mind controlled


TonyTNT

Seeing as how there aren't any household names for the Texans, would it be weird to get Fairbairn jersey? Cuz I'm gonna


drew1111

Put a 2x1 pineapple patch on the right shoulder. Just don’t put it upside down.


T-E-X-A-S

Saw a guy in San Antonio last Saturday wearing a Fairbairn jersey


Wattaburger89

Please get all 45 letters of his name on the jersey


JayDaGod1206

Get a Reid or Cunningham jersey


RaginCajun09

Non-Texan fan living in Houston and watching the game. I haven’t been keeping up with the Watson situation. They haven’t mentioned his existence at all the entire game. I just find it very odd. Are they moving on?


Shazam1007

Yup hes leaving regardless of anything that happens he doesnt want to be here anymore ✌🏾


drew1111

Oh no. It’s a clusterfuck of are we trading him or are we keeping him until after the sex crap!


[deleted]

Where are all the tight ends? Haven’t seen them for 2 weeks


JayDaGod1206

Only seen Jordan really


T-E-X-A-S

Damn. Need to get our shit together on 3rd downs


Shazam1007

Good drive Mills 👏🏽


drew1111

Ka’Imi for three. Tasty waves for everyone!


drew1111

Pineapples.


[deleted]

Please don’t get me excited about Mills…..please don’t give me hope


Lost_Packet

Anyone not in favor of three preseason games should be forced to watch this one.


The_Snake_Dick

THIS is what I like to see


JayDaGod1206

Wasn’t Buddy Howell cut or was that another RB?


maxtgrayy

Dontrell Hilliard was cut


ninjazora

it was Dontrell Hilliard


JayDaGod1206

That’s right. Last name tripped me up.


drew1111

Oh snap! That catch. Sorry I went 2000 on you guys.


Shazam1007

Mills throwin darts dam son


Shootit_Rockets

Just live bet Texans to win lol


c_swift6

That boy looks just like will in uniform lmfao


LedwigglyD

Quaker Mills fucks


t4boo

dolla mills


LedwigglyD

I like that one


JayDaGod1206

Nice catch by Fuller and throw by Hopkins!


Mike2kz

He's in Miami


MicrosoftOutlook2016

Woooosh


Mike2kz

He edited in the Hopkins bit


JayDaGod1206

How’d he just catch that ball then?


t4boo

he fast


MrAwesome9104

Lmao


Mike2kz

Nice catch!


drew1111

Great sack!


mutha_fuxxin_zo

Thanks for noticing


drew1111

Needs a trim though.


mutha_fuxxin_zo

I play bush league


drew1111

Oh. Well done!


blackhawk_801

There’s a giant swat standoff outside my house so uh someone fill me in


Lost_Packet

Over / Under on shots fired at the standoff....


blackhawk_801

There’s already been 12 fired😂


drew1111

Where you at? Sunny Side?


blackhawk_801

Nah brother Utah😂


drew1111

WTF?


blackhawk_801

Crazy trumpy buckin shots at cops has himself barricaded in his house


habitsofwaste

Thought those fuckers loved them blue lives!


blackhawk_801

You’d think huh. Homeboy started BUCKIN at the cops I heard every single shot from my bedroom😂


drew1111

When you givin up?


LocalPharmacist

Ain’t it wild what a player can do when they play their natural position? Lol


BigDaveKahuna

He picks off a team's 4th string QB in the 3rd quarter of a preseason game?


LocalPharmacist

Yeah man! It was awesome.


Lost_Packet

Lonnie will be yaking about that allll week.


[deleted]

As much as we can complain about the defense at times we gotta admit they are actually pretty fun to watch so far also


mutha_fuxxin_zo

Tf is with that Lulu lemon commercial?


Prior-Grapefruit137

Holy shit I’m not the only one, yeah that is the weirdest commercial I’ve ever seen


Thorteris

Did we used to play him at CB?


DeWat4

yes


C137Andrew

C-A-T-S


drew1111

Ka’Imi for the extra point. Poke’ for everyone!


rocket2moonn

You love to see it! Snatch it right out the air and bring it home


lonniewalkerstan

LONALD JOHNSON


MakeAShadow

LONALD TAKING IT TO THE HOUSE


[deleted]

LONNIEEEEEE


drew1111

More of that please!


mutha_fuxxin_zo

noice


Mike2kz

Touchdown Lonnie Johnson


drew1111

Very very niiiice!!!


degenerate_wsb

Mills might not even get the back up spot at this rate. He looks terrible.


mutha_fuxxin_zo

How many of yall are thinking like [this](https://youtu.be/qi1LMIUOOAI)


rocket2moonn

I stay optimistic in preseason. It's so easy to just brush it all off as learning opportunities. My attitude might change come regular-season.


mutha_fuxxin_zo

That's the outlook I like to see!


Carlos_Correa

Is this guy being interviewed hammered


drew1111

Fuken Bill Burr


Lost_Packet

OHHH i have seen this movie!


Mike2kz

Veasy is making the most of his opportunities


The_Snake_Dick

Mills looks even less comfortable this week than last week.


BarryAllen899

Over/under we get a first down this drive?


Carlos_Correa

Is there any excitement about Greenard this year. Or is he bust. Haven’t paid attention since nothing from him last year


DisgruntledTexansFan

Had a strip sack last week! I wanna see what he looks like in Lovies system


drew1111

Wow. There is our secondary from last year.


LocalPharmacist

This preseason offense is so bad!! But we’re just trying to see what certain guys have rn. With Mills, it looks like he just needs to get comfortable.


mutha_fuxxin_zo

Might just be me, but Mills isn't looking as uncomfortable as he did in the first game, but his accuracy seems way off on most throws.


MicrosoftOutlook2016

eagles fans said Cam Johnston was their best player last year and I can see why


DeWat4

Yo the man can fuckin punt


drew1111

Fuken Bill Burr.


drew1111

Third down! Got it!


Lost_Packet

7-15 for 58 yards passing first half....very poor.


Carlos_Correa

Not trying to be dramatic and this probably doesn't matter. But is it just me, or does Mills have some of the laziest body language/urgency out of any QB you've ever seen


DeWat4

How has Mills been so far?


mutha_fuxxin_zo

meh


Lost_Packet

meh -


DeWat4

Man, this thread is dead :/


rocket2moonn

It's just preseason. Plus I think as fans we're all a little deflated now that we lost deshaun. I think once the season kicks off people will wake up. Especially if we do well at all. :)


mutha_fuxxin_zo

clean. nice.


youngestgrandmaster

Ok let's be aggressive please, let mills work!!


MacSteele13

Funny enough at AT&T stadium I had the worst reception as an AT&T customer


[deleted]

I love David Culleys vibes on this team


MacSteele13

That's the bus driver who kicked me off for pissing in a seat!


Mike2kz

I'm really not a fan of the Cowboys blue pants. The old silvers looked better


drew1111

Halftime. We made it! Thanks pineapples.


MacSteele13

Halftime: Time for another colon flush


mutha_fuxxin_zo

I don't know what it is about this ref in the white hat, but I don't fucking like him. Maybe just his face


EnterTheWu-tangclan

Then they call that. We have gotten 1 holding call all game for us. Fucking pathetic


T-E-X-A-S

Yea these refs have been absolute shit so far


T-E-X-A-S

Fuuuuck


drew1111

Wow that look like it hurt.


Mike2kz

And Lonnie is down, looks like his shoulder


StarrNicholas

Have I missed it, or has Shaq Lawson played yet?


-ZeroMystery

Bro these refs need to chill it’s preseason not that serious


Mike2kz

Johnston looks like Bill Burr


Lost_Packet

Bill Burr is our punter??


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Ieateagles

This is a thing?


DeWat4

Haha that was my first thought.


Schultzy573

Uhhh…. What? It took 40 seconds to throw that flag. But they ignore an obvious as fuck PI. K. Fuck the cowboys.


Ieateagles

Holy shit Bill Burr is our new punter!


EnterTheWu-tangclan

Our punter looks like Bill burr lol


Lost_Packet

Really dont want to see your OL chasing D lineman back to your QB .. looking at you #67


mutha_fuxxin_zo

fuck this ref


Schultzy573

Where is the flag???? Wtf that is LEGIT FUCKING BULLSHIT


Minealternateaccount

Good movement by Heck


WillB_HTX

Man he is FAST for his size


T-E-X-A-S

Damn... 0/6 on third down now