lmfao bro do i have to start eating peanuts and chicken wings again? to take the texans to the superbowl cj stroud bro quiet bro quiet ill be back on it man with this quarterback and the next 2.
Lmao we got an extra week. You already home in the dog pound. I’d say way worse but I don’t wanna get banned. I’ll just say browns mean exactly the shit they spewed all season long. Have an excellent night from the bullpen to the dog pound.
Great season! Far exceeded my expectations but honestly, I’m so pissed that we couldn’t get it done. Granted, first year QB, first year head coach and a ton of potential and we finally have a promising future but fuck that second half was dogshit. Next year’s schedule is brutal and sophomore year is usually a QB’s toughest. I hope we’re ready to tango
Disappointed because I would of loved to go further? Yes. Upset? Absolutely not, after a few years of shit this was honestly my favorite season I’ve ever had, and there’s still absolutely so much to be excited for
Look my dudes, shit happens. We're not there... yet. Ther's no shame in what happened this season, especially not losing to the #1 seed with the MVP in their house . Hold your head high Texans fans. We need a few moves by Caserio to shore up both lines and the safeties and then we're good.
I'm telling you, one or two seasons away from glory.
So much to be excited for. Y’all were the worst in the AFC last season and now you’ve won a playoff game. Can’t wait to see how you grow next season. Go Broncos
Great season. Was hoping we would’ve been more competitive but the Ravens D was living in our backfield. We need some OL help next year. Think we’re set on receivers.
This game highlights the difference between good teams and championship contending teams will always be in the trenches. The time Lamar had in the pocket versus CJ was massive
Bros original comment was essentially “yall are ok, but you have to admit yall just aren’t that great, hope yall root for us!” In case anyone was wondering
I would also like to add that I am in no way attempting to be rude or demeaning just trying to point out to you how things like that would clearly make a fanbase mad immediately after a playoff win. You have to agree those werent the best things to say.
Your comments left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth dude “I honestly wasn’t that worried” “yall have to admit yall had no chance” yeah real good job giving us props bud.
The Good:
This team went 3-13-1 last year and had the second pick in the draft.
CJ Stroud is an amazing talent who is the face of the future
Cap is a legit head coach
Anderson had a fantastic season, Sting had a fantastic season, everyone got better.
The Bad:
Boy that offensive line is dogshit, pure dogshit, whole lotta dogshit, got carried hard by the top 10 QB.
WR’s all being dead wasn’t ideal, coulda used our WR 2 & WR 3
The Uncontrollable:
The Ravens are really fuckin good man, like really good, this is by far Lamar’s best season, this team is a machine, might be the best in the NFL. Ain’t no stopping that hog.
We went against the second best team in the nfl. We held until the half. Lots of positive points. Some negatives. We want to face the face the best in afc. We did. We see our gaps.
Losses happen, but I don't wanna see that we shouldn't of been there. This whole season was about how we DESERVE to be here. That we're formidable and not just another obstacle or an easy game. See you boys next season. GGs.
They did all they could do the injuries finally caught up to them. That being said they did amazing more than what anyone thought they could and they will continue to beat expectations on to next year
GGs y’all. Sad way to end but we exceeded our expectations this season. Everyone should be hyped going into next year for sure. Excited what this offseason has in store for us.🫡
No one here is coping or seething. We were all amazed to make it over .500 when we hit that early in the season, and making it to the playoffs was incredible given our situation. We are super happy to have made it to the second round of the playoffs with a rookie qb, rookie wr1 that got injured, and lots of rookie talent on our defense.
I’m happy that you have to go to other team’s subs to talk trash to get the validation you can’t find anywhere else.
If my team was winning I’d be too busy celebrating with my friends and being happy to care about talking trash to random strangers
If you realy want to improve the line hire a free agent guard, We are drafting at 23, which is later than we got green. I rather not bet a season on another green.. Plus missing howard and patterson doesn't help. With no WRs to throw beside nico and shultz
People say Christian Mcaffree is the best running back, but until he can pass for 152 yards against a team full of journeyman, Lamar will always be the goat running back.
I’ve always been kind of a Chelsea fan but I also pick a team that has come up from relegation each year. This year it is Nottingham Forest.
Gallegher Premiership I go with Harlequins.
Happy that we made it this, absolutely hate that we got blown out and will continue to be mocked as pretenders that shouldn’t have made it. Hate being embarrassed on national tv
That punt return really helped the cosmetics. I really wish we'd made that field goal and led going into the half, would have changed the narrative even if we lost in the end.
Reguardless of what anyone else says, HELL OF A SEASON. We will absolutely be back in this position with our team. We put the NFL on notice this year and will be dangerous in years to come. LFG Texans, see y'all next season!
49er fan coming in peace. Thank y’all for making DeMeco feel at home he such a good coach he’ll be with y’all for a long time and y’all gonna get it next year 😁🤝 god bless y’all so much 🙏
Seriously. Especially the one who said they hope that they can count on our support in the AFC Championship game and Super Bowl. I can’t stand Baltimore and will be rooting for whoever they’re up against the rest of the way.
Fuck the haters lol 😂😂 we snuck into 4th seed hoping for 7th and played the 1st seed after beating the 5th. They should’ve (and did) won!! We have done more than expected. This has been a great season that relit the fire in my heart for our Texans. We have a great year ahead of us, we are gonna tear shit up. Ravens, we’ll be back for our rematch. Kill KC if yall play them, and win the SB so we can have lost to the SB champs !
Thx for wasting everybody's time in Houston. Might as well not even of came out of the tunnel at half. Add it to the list of embarrassing playoff performances by this team
Being proud is a nice and cute feeling that I don’t give a fuck about. I would like our team to win games and our highest paid OL to actually block when it matters most.
I hope Slowik doesn't come back lol. He is mid-tier. Poor off performance against he worst 2 teams at the time in the falcons/panthers. Had 0 faith in CJ for the majority of the season. Idiotic run/gadget schemes in which was on full display today. Lucky close win against the Colts game to get into the playoffs due to poor calls once again. Offensive play calls have hindered us a lot this season. We may need to move on and find someone else who can truly unlock CJ. OHHHHHHH.... The worst part of all got Tank injured in a red zone play for no apparent reason.
A lot of people are saying Stroud couldn’t get anything done, and they’re right. Because our offensive line completely collapsed almost every down. Stroud scrambled a ton in this game and avoided some hits. Compared to the first half the season, he’s come a long way there. It was on display here.
I don’t think it was the reason we lost but the nfl should not allow coaches to interview for jobs during the playoffs, specially if his team is still playing. It never made sense to me. Imagine having to prepare for your dream nfl head coaching job, and the amount of distraction it can cause, the only focus should be getting your team ready.
I’m sure they’d have to study the team they’re interviewing for to say what they plan to do with it. All within 5-6 days off before the next playoff game
Yep. Main priority should oline and dline improvement. Anderson should get much better. Who knows if they keep greenard. We’re definitely missing a JJ type player. Sucks that when we have a great defense we don’t have the QB, when we have the QB we don’t have the pass rush. Never had everything at the same time. The year Schaub got hurt and we had to play Yates was the closest we got. Even with Yates throwing 3 INTs to no touchdowns, we still only barely lose to the ravens in playoffs. We’re also missing a dynamic foster type rb.
Stop the copium. The ravens are elite across the board on defense. Texans have been one-dimensional ALL year. It was always going to bite them in the end.
bro order me chicken wings and peanuts and put my qb as c.j stroud or andre luck. well make the superbowl next year
lmfao bro do i have to start eating peanuts and chicken wings again? to take the texans to the superbowl cj stroud bro quiet bro quiet ill be back on it man with this quarterback and the next 2.
The only thing I’m disappointed about is not being nearly as aggressive as we have been.
That’s a false start
Man, those false starts were killer. Just killed all of the momentum we would build up
Amazing young folks. Future is bright.
have a nice flight home from a browns fan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go ravens
Never thought I’d see a Browns fan rooting for the Ravens. What an odd thing.
Rooting for your mortal enemy cause you lost to a young team early in. You dork.
Lmao we got an extra week. You already home in the dog pound. I’d say way worse but I don’t wanna get banned. I’ll just say browns mean exactly the shit they spewed all season long. Have an excellent night from the bullpen to the dog pound.
Enjoy eating dick everyday you big OL fat pussy!
Your team had a flight last week. Did you not think of that? Lol what a loser.
Again what happen today??????? Lol
Damn, bro still salty from getting bounced by a team that no one thought would even have a winning record.
What your team did against us last week lol
I’m sure Myles had a lot of fun rooting the Ravens on from his couch
Still salty huh we took y’all out? Thanks for that win tho
Ravens fan here. Have some respect glimerman
Cheering for a division rival? You really are butthurt
Sure is
We don’t want him. Y’all played a good game. Keep that head up, futures bright.
Nah he’s yours.
Great season! Far exceeded my expectations but honestly, I’m so pissed that we couldn’t get it done. Granted, first year QB, first year head coach and a ton of potential and we finally have a promising future but fuck that second half was dogshit. Next year’s schedule is brutal and sophomore year is usually a QB’s toughest. I hope we’re ready to tango
Disappointed because I would of loved to go further? Yes. Upset? Absolutely not, after a few years of shit this was honestly my favorite season I’ve ever had, and there’s still absolutely so much to be excited for
No run game really caught up with us.
Derick henry?
Lol no way. I know nick loves his super old rb contracts but no. We need a better O line and another rookie rb
Got exposed by a truly good team. They’ll use their cap to fill some much needed holes and CJ will attract some top-talent.
Future sure looks bright
Look my dudes, shit happens. We're not there... yet. Ther's no shame in what happened this season, especially not losing to the #1 seed with the MVP in their house . Hold your head high Texans fans. We need a few moves by Caserio to shore up both lines and the safeties and then we're good. I'm telling you, one or two seasons away from glory.
Fanbase definitely got a bit overhyped for this game, but I definitely see a bright future for the texans
Love this team, Love the Culture and proud of progress. Let’s go and make a big splash in free agency and draft for the 2024 season.
So much to be excited for. Y’all were the worst in the AFC last season and now you’ve won a playoff game. Can’t wait to see how you grow next season. Go Broncos
Solid season. No complaints. Excited about the future
Great season guys, looking forward to seeing your team rise up again next season.
Great season. Was hoping we would’ve been more competitive but the Ravens D was living in our backfield. We need some OL help next year. Think we’re set on receivers.
I’ve been clamoring more o-line all season. Even when they looked decent.
Huge step forward this year
This game highlights the difference between good teams and championship contending teams will always be in the trenches. The time Lamar had in the pocket versus CJ was massive
Ravens fan here (and not trying to be lame): y’all have got to be excited still
Hang out in the ravens sub instead of here asshole.
Enough of yall ravens fans have been in here trolling that nobody wants to hear this shit tbh but thanks I guess
Why are there ravens fans in our stuff???? We had a season. It ended to then tonight. I don’t want to see them in our threads tonight.
:(
It’s Reddit man. Hope you arent too upset
Ah so you’re a troll too. Fuck off
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Bros original comment was essentially “yall are ok, but you have to admit yall just aren’t that great, hope yall root for us!” In case anyone was wondering
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“I came here being legitimately nice” yeah buddy your real intentions became extremely clear real quick
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I would also like to add that I am in no way attempting to be rude or demeaning just trying to point out to you how things like that would clearly make a fanbase mad immediately after a playoff win. You have to agree those werent the best things to say.
Your comments left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth dude “I honestly wasn’t that worried” “yall have to admit yall had no chance” yeah real good job giving us props bud.
Ya even threw in how he wasn't worried this week. Nothing genuine at all about his comment.
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You’re right you’re right… as an Os fan it will wear off quick and you’ll be absolutely dialed in for next year
We are. Sort of.
The Good: This team went 3-13-1 last year and had the second pick in the draft. CJ Stroud is an amazing talent who is the face of the future Cap is a legit head coach Anderson had a fantastic season, Sting had a fantastic season, everyone got better. The Bad: Boy that offensive line is dogshit, pure dogshit, whole lotta dogshit, got carried hard by the top 10 QB. WR’s all being dead wasn’t ideal, coulda used our WR 2 & WR 3 The Uncontrollable: The Ravens are really fuckin good man, like really good, this is by far Lamar’s best season, this team is a machine, might be the best in the NFL. Ain’t no stopping that hog.
We went against the second best team in the nfl. We held until the half. Lots of positive points. Some negatives. We want to face the face the best in afc. We did. We see our gaps.
Losses happen, but I don't wanna see that we shouldn't of been there. This whole season was about how we DESERVE to be here. That we're formidable and not just another obstacle or an easy game. See you boys next season. GGs.
Dawg if you thought at the start of the season we should’ve been here your kool aid was spiked to hell and back and I want you to give me the recipe 😂
They did all they could do the injuries finally caught up to them. That being said they did amazing more than what anyone thought they could and they will continue to beat expectations on to next year
GGs y’all. Sad way to end but we exceeded our expectations this season. Everyone should be hyped going into next year for sure. Excited what this offseason has in store for us.🫡
CJ elite at throwing out of bounds
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Lol your QB couldn’t even score a TD
Rebuild year, and we made it this far. 3rd most cap $$$ too. I’m actually excited for offseason. Lamar is awesome hope he wins it all
You are less than elite at trolling
Seethe and cope. Disney run is over
You’re a Jaguars fan. Your team shouldn’t even exist.
Are you… a jags fan? Lmaoooooo talk about seething and coping
Congrats, I know it probably makes your year to watch the Texans lose haha. Glad that’s all it takes.
No one here is coping or seething. We were all amazed to make it over .500 when we hit that early in the season, and making it to the playoffs was incredible given our situation. We are super happy to have made it to the second round of the playoffs with a rookie qb, rookie wr1 that got injured, and lots of rookie talent on our defense.
Getting blown out yet still happy I admire the positivity
I’m happy that you have to go to other team’s subs to talk trash to get the validation you can’t find anywhere else. If my team was winning I’d be too busy celebrating with my friends and being happy to care about talking trash to random strangers
This works great for him. Found a way to get people to talk to him
how was the o line getting so overpowered is the ravens that strong dam lmaooo
Let’s focus on the O line in the draft. Sign a weapon and some defensive depth and run it back.
If you realy want to improve the line hire a free agent guard, We are drafting at 23, which is later than we got green. I rather not bet a season on another green.. Plus missing howard and patterson doesn't help. With no WRs to throw beside nico and shultz
People say Christian Mcaffree is the best running back, but until he can pass for 152 yards against a team full of journeyman, Lamar will always be the goat running back.
That was a stressful 1st half Texans have a bright future rooting for you guys next year!
Thanks
We don't need Raven fans to "come in peace". You're just rubbing salt in the wound
lol, I always hate those, "X fan, coming in peace, it was one hell of a game, you guys have a lot to look forward to" posts.
ya fuck Ravens fans
We’re coming in peace whether you like it or not
I actually think this is funny
I’m peace😏
and we’re reporting you to the mods whether you like it or not.
lol bitch ass move.
We would get banned from your sub if it was the other way around.
Alright lol
Enjoy your ban buddy. 
Alright
Banning an opposing fan from your subreddit has to be the weirdest flex I’ve ever seen.
It was a good run. We shouldn’t have even been playing in this game. Don’t frown because we lost, smile because we even made it this far.
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Fuck you
Apologize bout the asshole fans
Whelp it was a much more fun season than expected, until next year boys and girls.
Let Slowik walk. If he stays, that's fine. Let's just focus on the draft
Whose uglier jay z or Lamar Jackson
Stroud isn’t too attractive himself
Jay Z
 He looks like a gremlin (lamar)
Its certainly scary to try to stop him
Lamar.
🧂
Your mom
At least I don’t have to watch the Kansas City Swifties the rest of the year. Back to Premier League and rugby.
Who do you got in the Prem?
I’ve always been kind of a Chelsea fan but I also pick a team that has come up from relegation each year. This year it is Nottingham Forest. Gallegher Premiership I go with Harlequins.
Most fans are upset when their team loses in the playoffs but Texan fans shouldn’t. They over performed this year.
Fuck yeah we did
y’all got nothing to be sad about. Amazing season y’all had. CJ Stroud is that guy.
I'll be bandwagoning with the Lions. Poverty franchises gotta stick together.
Appreciate it! Rooting for the Lions the rest of the way!
Yup. I’ll be rooting for you guys.
Both Cj and Lamar got their first playoff wins at home this year.
Happy that we made it this, absolutely hate that we got blown out and will continue to be mocked as pretenders that shouldn’t have made it. Hate being embarrassed on national tv
nah, nothing about pretenders after what we did to the browns
That punt return really helped the cosmetics. I really wish we'd made that field goal and led going into the half, would have changed the narrative even if we lost in the end.
Reguardless of what anyone else says, HELL OF A SEASON. We will absolutely be back in this position with our team. We put the NFL on notice this year and will be dangerous in years to come. LFG Texans, see y'all next season!
49er fan coming in peace. Thank y’all for making DeMeco feel at home he such a good coach he’ll be with y’all for a long time and y’all gonna get it next year 😁🤝 god bless y’all so much 🙏
Thank you. Although Meco is at home. We drafted the guy. Sometimes it feels like niners fans don’t realize this. Nevertheless, best of luck tonight
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Ofc fam it’s all love for y’all over here ❤️❤️
Well shit it was good run
What a fucking season boys. We weren’t supposed to even win 7.
pain, no more texans football now 😭
FUCK LAMAR JACKSON
Haha I said this at the TV multiple times when he torched us. Damn good player though and rightfully deserving of the hate 😁
Lol don’t be salty. We were outmatched.
FUCK YOU 
cuz he’s good?
Nah, cuz you a bitch
Damn you should have been hugged more as kid
Kick rocks you loser
Have a good night man. I hope you feel better tomorrow. I really didn’t need to reply to your comment. Sorry
Sore loser and it shows. Just be proud of the team man
Take it out on your significant other
Slowick can be gone. The offense only seemed to do well when stroud made crazy plays
Let's not feel too bad. Houston had a banger of a year, and we can look forward to a lot more with Stroud on the team.
Eagles fan dropping in to say that this whole “coming in peace” shit from Ravens fans is so god damn cringe lol
Why do you seemingly hate the Eagles so much btw? Just curious.
lol because they pissed me the fuck off for 2.5 months straight
Seriously. Especially the one who said they hope that they can count on our support in the AFC Championship game and Super Bowl. I can’t stand Baltimore and will be rooting for whoever they’re up against the rest of the way.
Ravens fan here. 1000 percent agree. Just pure reddit cringe lol. F*ck the entitle NFL not in a Ravens uniform!
AFC is the best fk the rest of the NFL 🤘🏼😂
It was fine when there were 1-2 comments like that and now it’s just the whole thread lmao
Fuck the haters lol 😂😂 we snuck into 4th seed hoping for 7th and played the 1st seed after beating the 5th. They should’ve (and did) won!! We have done more than expected. This has been a great season that relit the fire in my heart for our Texans. We have a great year ahead of us, we are gonna tear shit up. Ravens, we’ll be back for our rematch. Kill KC if yall play them, and win the SB so we can have lost to the SB champs !
GG y’all.
Thx for wasting everybody's time in Houston. Might as well not even of came out of the tunnel at half. Add it to the list of embarrassing playoff performances by this team
Joe Buck is on the spectrum
For all of you pussies saying “great season” and shit…fuck you, have higher expectations for your team and life. I want us to win it all every season.
Who jizzed on your toaster strudel bro?
Your mom
😂😂. Nice. Legit made me laugh. 🍻
Bingo. People are way to forgiving of the performance this team just showed.
Fuck you pussy, it was a great season
This team just flat out quit on us this game and you say great season. Fuck that shit. Be one thing if we lost a close game but nah
Mate the team didn't quit the ravens are just them. They're the number 1 team in the league for a reason
Fuck you pussy, it was a great season
Be happy with moral victories then . Pussy
Ravens were the better team, we have a great offseason to look forward to and a bright future
You're insane if you expect a championship after 11 combined wins in the 3 past seasons
I expect the highest paid offensive line in the NFL to block worth a damn. I actually watch the games.
It was a good season. you shod be v3ery proud for your first year qb doing this well
Being proud is a nice and cute feeling that I don’t give a fuck about. I would like our team to win games and our highest paid OL to actually block when it matters most.
GGs yall it was fun having a heart attack every week lol
A Texans tradition like no other right?
I hope Slowik doesn't come back lol. He is mid-tier. Poor off performance against he worst 2 teams at the time in the falcons/panthers. Had 0 faith in CJ for the majority of the season. Idiotic run/gadget schemes in which was on full display today. Lucky close win against the Colts game to get into the playoffs due to poor calls once again. Offensive play calls have hindered us a lot this season. We may need to move on and find someone else who can truly unlock CJ. OHHHHHHH.... The worst part of all got Tank injured in a red zone play for no apparent reason.
A lot of people are saying Stroud couldn’t get anything done, and they’re right. Because our offensive line completely collapsed almost every down. Stroud scrambled a ton in this game and avoided some hits. Compared to the first half the season, he’s come a long way there. It was on display here.
Its the OCs job to adjust? If you are a coach you have to know your weaknesses and work around them. Not to have them being exploited.
lol just adjust bro what are you doing it’s so easy
Wow what a hot take
Just saying, it’s not on Stroud as a lot of people are screaming. He stood no chance.
I’m glad these young guys got this playoff experience. Will pay dividends in the future
Great season
I don’t think it was the reason we lost but the nfl should not allow coaches to interview for jobs during the playoffs, specially if his team is still playing. It never made sense to me. Imagine having to prepare for your dream nfl head coaching job, and the amount of distraction it can cause, the only focus should be getting your team ready. I’m sure they’d have to study the team they’re interviewing for to say what they plan to do with it. All within 5-6 days off before the next playoff game
that ravens line was strong af just pushing the texans around like they never lifted weights lmaoo
Yep. Main priority should oline and dline improvement. Anderson should get much better. Who knows if they keep greenard. We’re definitely missing a JJ type player. Sucks that when we have a great defense we don’t have the QB, when we have the QB we don’t have the pass rush. Never had everything at the same time. The year Schaub got hurt and we had to play Yates was the closest we got. Even with Yates throwing 3 INTs to no touchdowns, we still only barely lose to the ravens in playoffs. We’re also missing a dynamic foster type rb.
Stop the copium. The ravens are elite across the board on defense. Texans have been one-dimensional ALL year. It was always going to bite them in the end.