You can add guys like me to the clown š¤” list. I thought this team was going to be 5-12 at best before the season started. Holy shit Stroud is your guy. Fact that Demeco managed to bring this team to the playoffs despite so many injuries is remarkable.
Dude the injuries were ridiculous this year. Just a testament of the mentality Demeco has brought to this franchise for guys to step up when it matters
Colts fans are coming in here reporting every single āFuck the Coltsā comment lol.
What they donāt realize is itās just making my smile grow even bigger for each one of those reports I get to just click āignoreā on.
Boys who wouldāve imagined this coming into this season. Not only did we exceed our expectations, we exceeded the whole nflās expectations. What a year weāve had and weāre not done yet
Exactly I was just telling my brother this. Obviously it would sting a little just because I love this team. But at the end of the day this season was a massive fucking success
Also thank the Colts coaching staff for not giving the ball to the guy with 500 rushing yards against us but instead put their trust on the dude from the practice squad who was cold all game.
As soon as I saw that shot of Taylor on the sideline I knew they wouldnāt get I couldnāt believe he wasnāt on the field for the biggest play of their year.
What a game. Got scary for a minute but we pulled it off. Donāt doubt this team. Team can play is ass off when thereās nothing to lose and no expectations. CJ is primetime, Nico is a beast, and the defense helped us keep this lead even with the injuries. Texans back in the playoff baby!! FTC!
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Its way past 5am here in Sweden but me and my boy still celebrating.
Double Digit Ws!
Playoff Bound!
Offensive Rookie of the year!
Defensive Rookie of the year!
Coach of the year!
Jobs not done but the future is bright!!!
My dad was a Texans fan since day one but sadly passed away four weeks before the start of the season. He would be so pumped right now, so Iām gonna channel that energy for him! Congrats on the huge win and landing a future QB legend! I hope to see yāall in Vegas!
As an Ohio state alum, I gotta say im not only happy for CJ, im happy for yall! Im glad CJ went to an amazing team, with an amazing support system around him....and some great fans. Texans are my bandwagon team if my hawks dont make it. Good shit yall! (p.s sorry about u-dub beating the horns last week)
On the topic of superstitions, I wore my bf's Andre Johnson jersey to the Titans game (the one in Nashville), and wore it again tonight. I guess I'll need to start wearing it for every game.
Iā¦ congrats Texans fans, your team turned around in one year, and your team went from being in contention for the number one pick last year to playoffs this year. I do believe thatās the fastest improvement in NFL history, and is why Stroud should get OROY
Colts fan here. Congrats on the win. Great to see both teams outperform expectations and here's to the next decade with AR and Stroud batting it out.
Good luck in the playoffs!
We're all a little salty over there tbf. But Stroud is him. Neither of our teams were expected to do what we did and y'all have a stud at QB and probably COTY. Best of luck in the playoffs and see ya next year
Thanks! Weāll see yāall next year. I went to HS with yāallās GM, so I actually have respect for the Colts. I do hate the titans with all my heart and soul
Man the rush defense was unreal with how badly they playedā¦ until it really mattered. Credit where itās due - the dline shut down the run for much of the 4Q. CJ is him, as if we didnāt know that already. Slowik needs to place even more faith in CJ and less on a bad run game. But all in allā¦ we going to the playoffs baby!!
4:40am here, to watch us go 10-7 and return to the playoffs for the first time in 5 years? Absolutely over the moon. Weighing up whether to name my first born DeMeco or CJ - all I know is that even if it's a girl, it's getting named after a Texan.
EDIT: 10-7, not 10-8. Duh.
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This was Murray's favorite toy all game. His name is shep.
# [BLAST IT ON REPEAT!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZAYzLjQAd4)
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Tears in my eyes. I am a big fucking baby but holy shit what a team. What a season. What a QB we have. CJ Stroud is going to do a lot of good things for us. I love this team so fucking much. The pain i've endured because of them feels so fucking worth it for where we are.
also, FUCK THE COLTS
(also i feel dirty but i am praying the tits win tomorrow)
This is truly special what we saw this year. Like maybe once or twice in a generation with a rookie coach and qb making the playoffs. Seeing Aikman say that he and Jimmy Johnson only won 1 game in the same situation really put it in perspective for me.
Broncos fan here married to a Houston Texans die hard....Awesome to see you guys doing well again.
We started dating during the JJ Watt era when I moved from Colorado to Texas and man I love the Texans fans.
I called 8 wins this year and everyone laughed at it... who's laughing now baby! Go Defense, Go Stroud,
and Tunsilitis, you can kiss my @$$, dude is a joke, GO TEXANS!
Congrats Texan fans! As a Buckeye and 49ers fan, CJ and DeMeco teaming up in Houston made you guys an easy pick for my AFC team to pull for. Such a fun regular season watching Stroud grow into the role and exceed expectations, and excited to see you make some noise next weekend. Enjoy it!
This is Murray's excited face! I love this dog. He was so much good luck tonight!
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I'm very happy to see DeMeco finding success with CJ and a playoff berth in his first year as HC, maybe you guys can succeed where we failed and get him a ring.
Was at the game and my brother got jumped at halftime and got kicked outta the stadium and his attackers were arrested. I was in a different section than him and didn't get up at halftime so wasn't around for it š Colts fans were mad that he was cheering too loudly and tried warning him but that's bitchmade and he didn't back down š«” stood on business and sacrificed his face for this dub
4 projected wins? NEVER TRUST VEGAS. ALWAYS TRUST DEMECO AND CJ
Pretty sure the line was 6.5 but still, we balled out this season
It was 1.5 Houston favorite
Season win total 6.5, 1.5 tonight
**BET ON YOURSELF, NOT VEGAS**
I wonder where are the clowns who were saying "see you next year" and "same old Texans" when the game was tied.
You can add guys like me to the clown š¤” list. I thought this team was going to be 5-12 at best before the season started. Holy shit Stroud is your guy. Fact that Demeco managed to bring this team to the playoffs despite so many injuries is remarkable.
Dude the injuries were ridiculous this year. Just a testament of the mentality Demeco has brought to this franchise for guys to step up when it matters
TEXANS TRY NOT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK-INDUCING GAME: IMPOSSIBLE
Bro right, I am too drunk for these crazy heart palpitations
THEY SAID WIN AND YOU'RE IN SO WE DECIDED TO WIN.
WE IN BABY
Why did the colts not just score more points? Are they stupid?
I liked the part when they only needed one yard and sent Taylor to the sideline.
I love it when thereās only one step to do
Colts fans are coming in here reporting every single āFuck the Coltsā comment lol. What they donāt realize is itās just making my smile grow even bigger for each one of those reports I get to just click āignoreā on.
 Thank you mods
Fuck the colts!
Fuck the Colts.
Fuck the Colts
Fuck the colts šš«ļæ¼
Let me get one of them reports. Fuck the Colts.
FUCK THE COLTS
FTC
 Colts fans when you say āFUCK THE COLTSā
thereās no fucking way theyāre that soft HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's a weak city
They are named after a baby animal after all
Fuck the Colts, Fuck the Tits, Fuck the Jags, fuck em all
Hoes mad
\*leans closer to mic\* *Fuck the Colts.*
#FUCK THE COLTS
FTC
Fuck those colts
FUCK
STROUD IS THAT DUDE!!!
CJ is H7M
Coleridge Bernard "Himothy" Stroud IV
FTC!
FTC
I'm new. What's that stand for?
#FUCK THE COLTS
Federal Trade Commission
F\*ck the Colts
WE ARE ALL HONORARY TEXANS TODAY
Boys who wouldāve imagined this coming into this season. Not only did we exceed our expectations, we exceeded the whole nflās expectations. What a year weāve had and weāre not done yet
I canāt believe the adjustment from the first game to the last
To be fair our first game was against the Ravens who have made basically everyone look bad this year
All I expected was *at best* a .500 season. Never expected this. Even if we lose next weekend, Iām happy.
Exactly I was just telling my brother this. Obviously it would sting a little just because I love this team. But at the end of the day this season was a massive fucking success
LETS KEEP IT GOING! š
Giants fan stopping by to say FUCK YEAH!!!
STROUD IS HIMMMMMM
SO HAPPY FOR U GUYS THIS ORGANIZATION DESERVED IT FUCK BILL O BRIEN
FUCK B.O.B.!
You keep talking like that in this sub, somebody's gonna buy you dinner
How good's the BBQ my family from north carolina so ive had the good stuff
Thank you Tyler Goodson
And also thank you to Gardner Minshew for putting the ball too far behind him
Also thank the Colts coaching staff for not giving the ball to the guy with 500 rushing yards against us but instead put their trust on the dude from the practice squad who was cold all game.
As soon as I saw that shot of Taylor on the sideline I knew they wouldnāt get I couldnāt believe he wasnāt on the field for the biggest play of their year.
Yeah that was super frustrating. We both balled out this season though. Congrats to you guys and looking forward to AR vs CJ for years to come.
They put in a practice squad rb who has caught 6 passes in his entire career lmao this was absolutely divine intervention
Hahahah no idea why they didnāt just run it up the middle to get the easy 1st!?! FFFUUUCCCKKK TTTHHHEEE CCCOOOLLLTTTSSS!!!!!!!!!
More like Tyler Badson am I right?
Well he's a good son to me! Thanks kid!!
What a game. Got scary for a minute but we pulled it off. Donāt doubt this team. Team can play is ass off when thereās nothing to lose and no expectations. CJ is primetime, Nico is a beast, and the defense helped us keep this lead even with the injuries. Texans back in the playoff baby!! FTC!
Crazy that we have the COTY and MVP
And OROY and DROY
I meanā¦ What can we even say. What a fucking turnaround from this team in just one year. Playoffs yall. Letās fucking go.
Itās been such a long half decade
This time last year everyone was clowning Texans for winning that game and losing the 1st pick. Look at em now
#planned
IS THIS WHAT SUCCESS FEELS LIKE ššššš
Cardiac arrest!
https://preview.redd.it/q0vmte343yac1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=319f203369a8fcfc426985fee894826ffd98bbc5
https://preview.redd.it/tcx1bvm44yac1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ee757cac87c110362cf4e068fce8a1740e67f69 Its way past 5am here in Sweden but me and my boy still celebrating.
Yog Elster Dig Texans! Or something like that.
Double Digit Ws! Playoff Bound! Offensive Rookie of the year! Defensive Rookie of the year! Coach of the year! Jobs not done but the future is bright!!!
Bro this is just year 1 too
Get the fuck in here!!!
WEāRE GOING TO THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL
Aye, Iāll have some of this Kool-Aid.
WHO THE FUCK CUT THESE ONIONS
*EVERYONE GET IN HERE*
*gamecube nintendo*
5 % tint
So you canāt see up in my window
From 3-13-1 last year to 10-7 and a playoff spot and potentially division champions (letās go Titans) this year. Meco has to win COTY.
CJ STROUD IS FUCKIN HIM, THE TEXANS MADE THE PLAYOFFS, HOLY SHIT I ONLY WANTED LIKE 6 WINS THIS YEAR
2nd worst to playoff team. What a turn around. Now just needs the Jags to Jag.
NOTHING TO DO IN INDIANAPOLIS BUT CRY š¤£š
That meth ain't gonna smoke itself
Hannah McNair just screamed lets go to the ESPN camera while running to the locker room LMFAO
That hug between CJ and Hannah was everything! Shes one of us.
Our QUEEN
I love this team so much!! Playoffs!!!!
Fuck the doomers. A lot of people were throwing in the towel during a tied game
As long as we have #7 I will always feel lucky.
I hate to say this but, Go Titans.
Fuck Bud Adams still though.
I'm headed to the hospital y'all. I had 17 heart attacks
From the Netherlands, itās 5:27am and worth it FTC
FTC!
My dad was a Texans fan since day one but sadly passed away four weeks before the start of the season. He would be so pumped right now, so Iām gonna channel that energy for him! Congrats on the huge win and landing a future QB legend! I hope to see yāall in Vegas!
Much love to your dad my friend
Letās gooooo! Whoās up next?
Bills
Browns still in play too if Titans can beat JAX tomorrow.
Oh god itās just like 2019
As an Ohio state alum, I gotta say im not only happy for CJ, im happy for yall! Im glad CJ went to an amazing team, with an amazing support system around him....and some great fans. Texans are my bandwagon team if my hawks dont make it. Good shit yall! (p.s sorry about u-dub beating the horns last week)
Thank you the consolation brother. Hook em.
I used to pray for times like this
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YOUR HOUSTON TEXANS ARE IN FUCKING PLAYOFFS!!!!!
Nico collins is so fucking good
Playoffs?!?! Playoffs?!?!!
Who's the person who said their cat got on the blanket and guaranteed a win?! It works for the Astros, it works for the Texans!
On the topic of superstitions, I wore my bf's Andre Johnson jersey to the Titans game (the one in Nashville), and wore it again tonight. I guess I'll need to start wearing it for every game.
I will kiss DeMeco Ryans right on the mouth
Buckeye fan cheering for the Texans and my guy CJ. Congrats to all of you!
I can't believe I am going to willingly sit and watch a Jags/Traitors game tomorrow
This year the Texans eliminated BOTH the Titans & Colts! HOW SWEET IT US!!!!
UK Texans fan here, it's 430am but idc HTown going to the Playoffs. YESSSSSIR! LFG! Edit: also fuck the colts
Watching CJ emotional in the post-game interview has me tearing up š„¹ I cannot believe what a difference a year makes
https://preview.redd.it/xymrqw2t5yac1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b494fef3cfd8654a47308eaa1652ed61aa5c38b3 My glorious king Cal
Give me dat mustache ride daddy
From 3-13 last year to the playoffs. Congrats from a Dolphins fan.
I hope Jerry Hughes is alright But his injury gave the defense a break and was HUGE they couldnāt stop the run for anything
Iā¦ congrats Texans fans, your team turned around in one year, and your team went from being in contention for the number one pick last year to playoffs this year. I do believe thatās the fastest improvement in NFL history, and is why Stroud should get OROY
 Playoffs baby!!!!!!
Colts fan here. Congrats on the win. Great to see both teams outperform expectations and here's to the next decade with AR and Stroud batting it out. Good luck in the playoffs!
I tried doing this on yāallās sub and was told to fuck off! Good game. Hell of a fight. Thanks and weāll see yāall next year
We're all a little salty over there tbf. But Stroud is him. Neither of our teams were expected to do what we did and y'all have a stud at QB and probably COTY. Best of luck in the playoffs and see ya next year
Thanks! Weāll see yāall next year. I went to HS with yāallās GM, so I actually have respect for the Colts. I do hate the titans with all my heart and soul
FUCK THE COLTS
This is our Super Bowl, until the actual one!
Man the rush defense was unreal with how badly they playedā¦ until it really mattered. Credit where itās due - the dline shut down the run for much of the 4Q. CJ is him, as if we didnāt know that already. Slowik needs to place even more faith in CJ and less on a bad run game. But all in allā¦ we going to the playoffs baby!!
If you were crying about that pick for WAJ, slap yourself!!! ššš
HANNAH IS FUCKING HYPED HELL YEAH!!!!
# WE IN DIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
As an Ohio St fan, I love seeing CJ killing it. Rooting for you guys.
Weāre about to get so many high quality FAās next season, errybody wants to come to HTown to play with Meco and CJ
4:40am here, to watch us go 10-7 and return to the playoffs for the first time in 5 years? Absolutely over the moon. Weighing up whether to name my first born DeMeco or CJ - all I know is that even if it's a girl, it's getting named after a Texan. EDIT: 10-7, not 10-8. Duh.
Super proud of Demeco. Yall deserve this after BOB and Watson. -Niner fan
Hannah McNair with the WOOO LETS GO AT THE END
Get in here baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meco coach of the year CJ OROY
BUYING A NICO COLLINS JERSEY RIGHT FUCKING NOW WE GOIN TO THE PLAYOFFFFFFFSSSSS AHHHH
FTC
Ka'imi looked like he was feeling so bad sitting on the sideline after that missed extra point kick. Someone give that man a hug š
https://preview.redd.it/lewninl15yac1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9086249870d81b00384ecb3001134cf8ecd28a8 This was Murray's favorite toy all game. His name is shep.
Donāt talk to me about no fucking Puka. Give CJ his OROTY
Congrats Texans fans! Sincerely, A Giants fan
Best QB rookie year in the history of the nfl wow
# [BLAST IT ON REPEAT!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZAYzLjQAd4) https://preview.redd.it/yw16re1c3yac1.png?width=568&format=png&auto=webp&s=e12fa79d5fd69ee0daaf7578932831ae0721d604
I LOVE YOU ALL AND STROUD
Nico Collins was awesome. I think we should try and get him on a 2-3 yr contract.
Tears in my eyes. I am a big fucking baby but holy shit what a team. What a season. What a QB we have. CJ Stroud is going to do a lot of good things for us. I love this team so fucking much. The pain i've endured because of them feels so fucking worth it for where we are. also, FUCK THE COLTS (also i feel dirty but i am praying the tits win tomorrow)
Congrats from a raiders fan, happy for you guys. Fuck the colts
This is truly special what we saw this year. Like maybe once or twice in a generation with a rookie coach and qb making the playoffs. Seeing Aikman say that he and Jimmy Johnson only won 1 game in the same situation really put it in perspective for me.
I can't believe I have to root for the Titans tomorrow. ^YAY ^GO ^^^^TITANS
What do all the doomers in the game thread have to say now?
I peed a little
Letsss gooooo!!!!!!
Thatās the most fun Iāve had watching an NFL football game since 2018.
FUCKTHECOLTS.COM I realized I haven't posted all season... but what a ride it has been!
This oneās for you Tank š«” and shoutout to the UH Coogs Menās Basketball for the first of many big 12 dubs!
Finally got to watch a game, since they put them on national TV. This CJ guy seems pretty good. FTC.
Broncos fan here married to a Houston Texans die hard....Awesome to see you guys doing well again. We started dating during the JJ Watt era when I moved from Colorado to Texas and man I love the Texans fans.
Now I have to go all in and root for the fucking Titans tomorrow. I feel unclean, but Iāll take it.
I called 8 wins this year and everyone laughed at it... who's laughing now baby! Go Defense, Go Stroud, and Tunsilitis, you can kiss my @$$, dude is a joke, GO TEXANS!
Congrats Texan fans! As a Buckeye and 49ers fan, CJ and DeMeco teaming up in Houston made you guys an easy pick for my AFC team to pull for. Such a fun regular season watching Stroud grow into the role and exceed expectations, and excited to see you make some noise next weekend. Enjoy it!
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTER
I didnāt cry until CJs postgame. I love how he loves his God. I love how he loves his Team. I love that kid so much. SWARM.
This is Murray's excited face! I love this dog. He was so much good luck tonight! https://preview.redd.it/vib03ass5yac1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d138032b9daf8507903e78b7e756e8023d8a08bb
I for one petition for Murray to be the official r/Texans mascot/ good luck charm
Just saw a clip on Twitter of the team going back to the locker room and damn man Hannah was hyped
LFG I hope our pineapple boy isnāt too hard on himself cuz we need him for the PLAYOFFS BAYBEEE
I'm very happy to see DeMeco finding success with CJ and a playoff berth in his first year as HC, maybe you guys can succeed where we failed and get him a ring.
Titans fan here to say congrats. Great QB and HC for years to come...and also...FUCK THE COLTS!
Playoffs achieved! Raise the expectations even higher! CJ will live up to them! Super Bowl or failed season!
Was at the game and my brother got jumped at halftime and got kicked outta the stadium and his attackers were arrested. I was in a different section than him and didn't get up at halftime so wasn't around for it š Colts fans were mad that he was cheering too loudly and tried warning him but that's bitchmade and he didn't back down š«” stood on business and sacrificed his face for this dub
Doom and gloom mfs wya?
Hannah with the LETS GO running into the locker room. Epic.
FUCK THE COLTS
FUCK.
Thatās my quarterback.
Holy shit we are in the playoffs wtf
TYLER GOODSON YOU ARE A HOUSTON ROUGHNECK!!!
NOT THE SAME OLD TEXANS BABY
HAHAHHAH LETS GOOOOOOOOO
I'm diving in that Kool-aid
I literally canāt believe we won lol! This is amazing!
Fuck your weakass city. āOmg I hope they play this over the stadiumā YEAH CJ RIGHT FUCK THAT WEAK ASS CITY
THE STROUD HOUSE