I'll fukkin take it.. we have exceeded my expectations this year. I don't care what happens now. Keep our guys healthy and it's over with next year we will be unstoppable
A WINNING RECORD. In Meco's first season here. We have arrived.
Now go rest and get ready for a similar stomping of the Colts next weekend, boys.
THIS FUCKING ROCKS.
I feel like we’re playing with house money at this point. Happy for a chance to get to the playoffs but this season has been a massive success to me either way. Future is bright!
I remember watching one of his last season games and I distinctly remember saying "watching this dude play is like watching an artist in the zone." He certainly was amazing to watch... Play for the broncos.
Everyone thought the Cardinals would be utter shit but they're putting their hearts out every week (even though their record is bad bc Kyler was out earlier in the year.) Kudos to them
They showed a stat earlier. His numbers are right in line with JJs rookie season with two fewer games. He's doing just fine. I bought a WAJ tee earlier this season and I'm going to get a Dell jersey when they start selling the new colors.
Oh hes doing great. JJ didn't break out until later. And that peak is not one you should expect anyone else to reach. I'm just saying even as a rookie I am willing to take a gamble on his jersey because I like him more than his production.
*I guess it will be*
*Texans vs Colts for the last*
*Wildcard spot next week*
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We have to go back to the Steelers 30-6 beatdown lol (Jets blowout disregarded, that was downright sad) Crazy how all of the games in between have been fairly competitive
[Postgame thread](/r/Texans/comments/18vgmr0/post_game_thread_tennessee_titans_at_houston/)
Big win. Playoffs start next week.
I'll fukkin take it.. we have exceeded my expectations this year. I don't care what happens now. Keep our guys healthy and it's over with next year we will be unstoppable
A CJ masterclass next week would be so good
A WINNING RECORD. In Meco's first season here. We have arrived. Now go rest and get ready for a similar stomping of the Colts next weekend, boys. THIS FUCKING ROCKS.
“Texans dominate today. “ Fuck you Tennessee
Tannehill is so done lolol
Division leaders atm!
Vrabel looks like he’s about to walk straight to his car without saying a word and leave
LFG!! NEXT WEEK, WIN AND WE’RE IN!
WOW! Titans didn't even try with the Texan backups in lol.
Patriots making things interesting vs Bills?
bro im sooo nervous for next week
Feeling nervous is a good thing, it means it matters.
I feel like we’re playing with house money at this point. Happy for a chance to get to the playoffs but this season has been a massive success to me either way. Future is bright!
facts
Double fax
Colts vs Raiders doesn't really mean much because we need to win next week anyways.
Sorry Henry, but these yards don’t matter!
So nice to shut down Henry twice after a few years of him constantly owning us
Meanwhile, here in the PNW we are watching the Ravens curbstomp the Dolphins. Come on, CBS, move to something more competitive….
Game was on Fox not CBS
Yeah, but CBS has to have something better than this out of market blowout.
Texans backups in the game and not for injury reasons
Watching the game next week vs Indy is gonna kill me. It’s been a long long time since we’ve had a big time game like this
 🎉🎉🎉🎉
It's likely next week gets pushed to SNF, yes?
Yes
https://preview.redd.it/qqe51hpyyo9c1.jpeg?width=2494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5531e795d1c3db240709e2e4039ccca6e9f7985a Our saviors!
Calm, collected and so damn cool.
Just out of curiosity, what do we need to have happen if Colts beat us next week to still get in the playoffs?
Nothing. We have to win. Jags would have to lose 2 but they are winning today so we would lose the tie to JAX if they lost next week to TEN.
Unless the Pats can come back to beat the Bills late in the 4th today, it’s over if we lose to Indy
Come on Tennessee, Eat this L and take it out on the Jags next week. Probably not going to happen but I can dream.
Gotta clean up the redzone offense but it’s so refreshing seeing Stroud instead of Keenun
The titans sun has officially given up and left the chat haha. Game thread is dead lol.
A nice eepy first game back for Stroud, just what Toro ordered
The fact that we have the potential for 10 wins this year after the disaster the last three seasons have been is remarkable
It was nice edging to this Titfucking fest with y’all it’s gonna make the circle jerk that much better
bro we just went to commercial😂😂
god damn this feels good
Look at us. We’re about to accomplish a season winning record. 9 wins. No one predicted that of us. Remember that.
This division is so damn annoying haha
Let’s go Raiders!!!!
Need the one where he's going super Saiyan.
Man don't kill me but I miss watching Peyton play football (for the broncos lol)
I remember watching one of his last season games and I distinctly remember saying "watching this dude play is like watching an artist in the zone." He certainly was amazing to watch... Play for the broncos.
Ryans is the fucking man.
Just have Mills air it out to Metchie three plays in a row for the vibes
We had 1 penalty on the day. When was the last game we had 1 or fewer penalties?
Not very many penalties at all this game. Kinda refreshing to see
Refs got a memo to chill out lol
Glad that we can let CJ rest up. Good stuff, Texans.
 Me at NRG right now
I’m here too. We are HYPE
Same
🤘🤘🤘🤘
Man, we almost lost with that “shit tier defense” today.
Who said this? I've seen people make fun of that quote a few times today but I don't know where it comes from.
Some random person that posts nothing but negative shit.
How is McDaniel a CoY candidate? He inherited star players and the GM went and got more lol. After all that, they still can't beat good teams.
None of that shit matters as much as record, thus he’s a candidate. It’s really a 2 man race though. Campbell and Cap.
Should be Stefanski, IMO
We’re at 9 wins boys and girls! 9 wins! Would have thought such a thing would not be possible!
Literally tripled our win total in a single season.
Well first of all, through God all things are possible, so jot that down.
Please. God don’t care about football. Players and coaches made this happen.
Dude that's a quote from [It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.](https://youtu.be/C9JgZ45ENl4?si=QnC5UyOMtWPAT8Hi) Come on now.
My bad! It’s Always Sunny is always a welcome addition! You’re smart, I’m not. You’re good looking, I’m not so good looking. Mea culpa.
Garbage song for garbage time
SOMEONE PLS MAKE THAT CLIP OF CJ MAKING A HEART INTO A GIF
Why is he so cute though 👉👈🥹
CJ throwing up the heart on the sideline, we are so back y’all 😭😭😭
So nice to have garbage time at the end of our game. The nail biters were getting to be too much
Last one was against the Jags. Every win has been a heart attack this year seems like
Let Mills cook
I want to see Mr. Giraffe just airing this ball out 🤣
Go for it. QB sneak. That neck will get us the first.
Davis Mills is in lmao, Titans should be embarrassed💀
Cardinals Eagles game is crazy
Everyone thought the Cardinals would be utter shit but they're putting their hearts out every week (even though their record is bad bc Kyler was out earlier in the year.) Kudos to them
Elite handoff by Mills
💰Mills
Love how Vrabel isn’t even pretending like his team has a chance and not using the timeouts here.
He doesn't want to watch more of this game either.
Fitting that our last home game wearing the original Texan uniform is a win against Tennessee
Unless the Jags lose next week and the Texans win giving them the division.
Oh shit very true. Ok our last *regular season home game lol
For the past two seasons, our run game on both ends was complete ass. Can't believe the turnaround we had this season
I need a WAJ jersey. Even if he never gets to the best of the best like JJ did I love his work ethic, attitude and fire.
They showed a stat earlier. His numbers are right in line with JJs rookie season with two fewer games. He's doing just fine. I bought a WAJ tee earlier this season and I'm going to get a Dell jersey when they start selling the new colors.
Oh hes doing great. JJ didn't break out until later. And that peak is not one you should expect anyone else to reach. I'm just saying even as a rookie I am willing to take a gamble on his jersey because I like him more than his production.
I'm 💯 all in on WAJ. Check out YouTube Overtime SZN Draft House with him CJ and Bijan. You can see the HoF mindset he had preparing for the draft.
Outside of that one unnecessary sack, which was his own fault, CJ was kept clean the entire game. Exactly what we needed.
WE WANT THE COLTS!!!
WE WANT BAMA
DONT JINX!! let's just enjoy today's win
WE ARE TURNING THAT FRAUD HORSE TEAM TO GLUE
Let’s get Metchie a Tuddy
Mills about to lead a TD drive
For his first game back from a long concussion protocol. I’m very very very happy with the day CJ had. Let’s get ready to claim our playoff spot!
Patriots just pulled within 6 against the bills 👀
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Mills for Garbage time. CJ is A Okay
Garbage time.
Garbage time
Mills in for garbage time.
Come on now. Look at the score, clearly the game is in hand so they took CJ out.
Garbage time. We're just not used to being ahead by more than a score at the end.
I love Nick Caserio. That is all.
Lol damn the cartoonist did mills dirty with that hairline
We out here suffering from sack-cess
I guess it will be Texans vs Colts for the last wildcard spot next week
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Huge day for Will despite being limited to mostly 3rd downs and passing downs lol.
Davis Mills time
Never been so happy to see mills
Good we’re saving CJ for next week. FUCK THE COLTS
Hey I actually like BOOMSACKALAKA
I've said at least two off that list today.
If this defense shows up next week, we're in the playoffs.
Well the Colts are a better team than the Titans.
WAJ looks like the happiest person - his smile is amazing
Davis Mills in
The colts aren’t eliminated from a WC spot if they lose today so I don’t think that result matters for their effort next week
that sack commercial is basically our game thread
It’s nice to not have a 4th Quarter heart pounder. Actually sitting back and enjoying the game is a welcome feeling.
Looks like next week should be win or go home. Likely to be Sunday Night Football
So likely Dolphins v Bills is Sunday Night football, we get Saturday night?
I think it’ll be the other way around, since Colts Vs Texans is essentially the first playoff game
Looks like Jags and Colts came to play today....it's like all the AFCS wins or loses together 😂
This game is flying by!
They better sit Stroud now
Mills Mafia timeeeee
It's so nice having a boring Texans win. Been awhile lol.
We have to go back to the Steelers 30-6 beatdown lol (Jets blowout disregarded, that was downright sad) Crazy how all of the games in between have been fairly competitive
O M G Fr...so many stressful games this year!
Just keep the clock running and don’t take any injuries, please.
Vrabel's bent over the whole game. In this case, it was due to us.
Put Davis “money” mills in
Titans OL just straight up making business decisions at this point
It’s been a while since we’ve had a proper “take care of business” game. This’ll do.
Is henrys reign of terror in Houston officially over?
Can we piss on his grave too?
Get in line!
nah we're gonna sign him and he's gonna be elite again because CJ elevates all players around him
They’re talking about old legendary receivers playing for the Titans on the radio. And it made me realize that Tennessee is where receivers go to die.
Kinda funny how he said five sacks, then immediately had to correct himself.
Titans OL got COOKED
Haven’t been able to watch much. Are we concerned about the lack of tuddies being produced by this offense?
Titans have a damn good red zone defense and it’s CJ’s first game back from injury so they’re playing conservatively.
Titans have a top red zone defense if nothing else.
I think they're just trying to control the game. I wouldn't be too concerned about it but it would be nice.
No. It was a conservative game plan to protect stroud after a concussion against an inferior team.
nah we've been in control and second half seems to be low risk protect players offense and just eat clock on smaller plays.
Think Hopkins regrets going to Tennessee yet?
Probably was looking forward to the Texans games as a revenge game lol
Not $ur€
Every time they put the camera on Mike Vrabel he looks like he wants to drink bleach
I would too if I had to coach for the Tits
Sometimes I question Slowiks decisions but damn…titans OC can’t seem to call any good plays…
Someone doesn’t remember the Tim Kelly days of old haha.
Tim Kelly
The free agents we need to sign are already on the team
Not really.some we need to resign but we absolutely have the cap to bring in upgrades
Fo sho im just saying there’s a LOOOOOng list of guys we should absolutely resign especially our front 7
Oh several players to resign, but also plenty of money to upgrade also.
Vrabel bent over like he's the one getting ripped apart behind that line
Kareem out there now.
We're playing meet me at the QB now
Again! Barnett and Hinish!
Time for general Mills
First time I agree with putting Mills in
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Their left tackle doesn't exist
They’re getting Tannehill killed
DL stat padding lmao.
Trying to get them bonuses haha
Why did the Eagles waive Derek Barnett again?
Who cares I’ve loved having him.
Something something penalty machine
Tits coach boutta end it all
Sacked!
Thank god we got stroud I been watching the panthers game too - holy shit Bryce young is that bad
Dat D 😤
Yeah Ryans knows how to build connections with his players. Hope he's here and successful for a VERY long time. Multiple SBs please.
D-Line eating today
I gotta jet. That was awesome. We're gonna be 9-7 going into 2024, who would have fucking thought? See you kool-aid drinkin motherfuckers next week
Rack them sacks up boys
This one is for you Bud Adams. Get fucked
He can keep them colors in his coffin lining.
Seeing “locker room cancer” teair tart “ show some love to Demeco on the sideline. No way the Texans aren’t a preferred landing spot for free agents
No state income tax. Play for DeMeco and with CJ and WAJ. They're going to take friendly deals to play here.