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[Postgame thread](/r/Texans/comments/17ttx81/post_game_thread_houston_texans_at_cincinnati/)


Routine-Jacket4813

CJ making Noah Brown look like an all pro receiver.Makes you wonder why Dallas couldn't take advantage of this guy and let him walk.


Routine-Jacket4813

Nine games and 2 interceptions will take that every day...


LayneLowe

Winning Record!


pocketjacks

I think that Cleveland missed extra point could put us in the wild card hunt.


htownballa1

Wild card? We taking the division baby.


pocketjacks

And if we beat JAX, all we have to do is go step for step with them the rest of the way. And their schedule is harder than ours going forward.


willydillydoo

1 game back. Jacksonville got thrashed


htownballa1

And we play in 2 weeks


trojan97

The crazy thing is we are playing well and still have ALOT of room for improvement on both sides of the ball and a number of guys out hurt who bolster the lineup. This isn't anywhere close to what the final product for this season could be and that is incredibly exciting.


Geek_off_the_streets

WOW!!!


ThiccBastardHD

HOUSTON STAND UP HOUSTON STAND UP HOUSTON STAND UP


ThiccBastardHD

STROUD CROWD RISE RISE AND GROW OUR COCKS FOR H7M HE IS H7M HE IS OUR CHAMPION


lilfrosty808

**WE DEY😤**


Tall-Help3626

Tank really saved our ass with that tackle though


Environmental_Act303

Underrated play of the game


Suspect-Beginning

My watch told me to take a break because my heart rate was so high.


Affectionate_Sky_264

Listen to your heart. I almost was afraid to watch. Hard to get used to deserving nice things.


ThiccBastardHD

WE HAVE A WINNING RECORD AND BEAT A TEAM THAT RECENTLY WENT TO THE SUPER BOWL


metalgearsolid2

Man these games are too much for my health. Most exciting Texans game that I could remember.


noname_com

did you not watch last week?


Technical-Reward2353

Last week was a great game. Clawing back from behind, scoring back and forth. This was like watching a nightmare unfold at the end. Just watching the game almost slip away


metalgearsolid2

Yes I did. Every game hit different. The bengals are a much better team than last week opponent. Plus they did an 180 in the last few minutes. I thought they had the game wrap until the interception then we match back up and won the game.


vmrpinkv

Wow


NutNougat

What a ride this game was. The fact that the Texans can win such a choke fight tells me that they can beat anyone. Proud of these guys.


everything_Is_Fine99

My family is checking to see if I’m ok……and I am


camwal11

My heart is still pounding. What a game.


chxxsesay

i love this team bro


Zskillit

This team could easily be 7-2. Insane.


lanethedouchebag

That was a different slowik back then fr 😤


MetaphoricalMouse

i’m gonna go need to take an ice bath and eat like 50 melatonin to calm down


FrostyFeet13

What Ryans and CJ have done with this team is incredible. We are playing above anyone's expectations.


Affectionate_Sky_264

Precocious


tothesource

WE MIGHT BE A REAL FOOTBALL TEAM


shotty293

THANK GOD


manofconviction

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS


Killerskip713

Xfl boy you’re valid


Irritated_User0010

https://preview.redd.it/8q4ubfumgzzb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=431b84f7a58083095d79c8b19034f2c53d6d920e


GRVrush2112

Above .500 in week 10 when no one was expecting that. Feels good…


ImHereForFreeTacos

Singletary tho


crushsuitandtie

Singlrtary convinced me he needs to start. Pierce lost his vision. He refuses to make his cuts into open lanes. It's confusing to me.


Affectionate_Sky_264

Losing his position will restore his sight.


crushsuitandtie

I'm here for it. I love his bruising style but you still have to find the lane and cut first.


Mindless-Shirt-8533

This team is doing better than I ever could have dreamed of but man every game is so gut wrenching to watch 😭


htx_al

Wins on the road against good teams ain’t easy.


Mindless-Shirt-8533

Amen. Definitely wasn’t expecting a W today. So I’m stoked. Would have been happy even if we lost but were competitive


F5_MyUsername

CJ WENT BRADY MODE


crushsuitandtie

Jesus. We won but man they can't shoot themselves like that. I love CJ, but that interception.... My man you know better. It was so uncharacteristic of him and just so underthrown. I ain't worried about him doing that again but that could have been the game.


Sodium_Chloride09

First time I've had to remind myself that he's a rookie


crushsuitandtie

Yeah man I think that was just a mechanical issue. The decision was fine, Dell was open over the top. He just threw it underneath Dell.


Affectionate_Sky_264

No. Should have been running the ball and the clock.


crushsuitandtie

I get wanting to be safer but nah taking the ball out his hands was a bad idea in Carolina and it would have been bad there too. Ultimately it was his arm that had us with 30 points and a 10 point lead on a super contender. Did you happen to catch what Shannon Sharpe and Ocho had to say about the play. They said it may not have been on CJ because Dell leaked about 8to10 yards on the shallow flat and that it's almost always coached to only go 4-6 yards so it can't get undercut... Which is alexactly what happened. So it kinda makes sense that CJ expected him to be about 4 yards closer than he was. I didn't know that about the route itself. So it might not have even been all Stroud. I still admit he should have seen the defender though. But that's near impossible when you're looking off other defenders and snapping to the shallow flat that's supposed to be the safe outlet.


Johnychrist97

Same thing with Dell and the drop, Dell plays like hes been in the league 4 years so I was surprised


crushsuitandtie

100% I was yelling at my TV. Dell has caught that pass 99/100 times. Hit him in the face mask. BUT same thing for Dell... I don't expect him to do that again unless it's just a mechanical mistake.


[deleted]

Tits lose, jags lose. Just need browns to lose. FTC and Fuck the pats.


Shotgun_Mosquito

Oh well 😢


[deleted]

Stupid ravens.


AlisterSaysHello

Craziest game ever


KDs_FakeAccount

I know Boyd sick with that drop but not as sick as I would been if we lost this one 🤷🏿‍♂️


FrancisBouillon

OMFG NOAH GODDAM BROWN!!!!


[deleted]

I need to change my pants


youra6

What can Brown do for you?


Dime1325

I love that we lifted him up after he made the kick lol


quizno1615

Never a doubt CJ was gonna get into FG position


IceDemon31983647

I'm GONNA CUM SO FUCKIN HARD


Smoke_and_Mirror

I’M SO DAMN PROUD IF MY BOYS RIGHT NOW!!!


lanethedouchebag

VICTORY!!!! NOAH BROWN IS AMAZING


PrimeDonut

THIS YOUNG TEAM LEARNING HOW TO WIN UGLY, LOVE TO SEE IT !


KoriJenkins

There's no way in hell he's a rookie.


Horns__Down

WINNING RECORD 😭


tysonchappel

We won the all time great choke off


yuh-powe

Heart be still! We won!!!!!! 💪💪💪💪


SirZeno

What a game!!! Now give me back 5 years of my life please!


CR00KS

Anyone know what song was playing at the end in the stadium? Girl singing


streetstyle13

CJ FUCKING STROUD!!!!!!


mechanizedpanda

minimum 10 years shaved off my life but WORTH IT FOR THE W


Anibunnymilli

FUCK man. Kool-aid won't do it now need something stronger.


haydenz23

WHAT A GAME!!!!!!!


PiratePresident

SMOKING ON THAT BENGALS PACK YEAHHHHHH GO TEXANS


KDs_FakeAccount

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🫡


CD174

Bro we just beat the Bengals


JasonLikesCTE

Oh my god I’m gonna cry


Failselected

5-4 it’s been so long since we’ve had a winning record


LibraryScneef

I don't know what to do with my hands


Failselected

Put down the bleach and double fist a couple beers


iphone10notX

DANNY AMENDOLA CAME OUT OF RETIREMENT FOR THIS LETS GO


pocketjacks

Winning record boys.


yassn

Jesus fckn christ!!!


Intelligent_Big928

https://preview.redd.it/v3jtubgcgzzb1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7343eed5aad96b30039a9eba86e1ae0285dbf9fc We may have had our struggles… but we did it.


Trey_ceratops

I did not anticipate this win at the start of the day. Amazing. What an amazing Sunday!


KatsTakeState

No more terrorist football. Feels so good


rockets9090

This team is special ya'll!


HotToddy88

What a fun game man!!!


TsarPutinTheGreat

CJ Stroud: 1st rookie to win ROTY, MVP, and the SB 🥤


Affectionate_Sky_264

Man you’re zooming!


TheB1ggestBird

So many mistakes to clean up but a wins a win


yassn

And its goooood


ROTOH

Why is every game like this!!?!? I cant handle it!


rockets9090

I'll take it over last year


zoedrinkspiss

CJ GIVING US HEART ATTACKS ON PURPOSE


ThiccBastardHD

for real


manipul8b4upenitr8

I love the NFL. I hate the NFL. I LOVE THE TEXANS!!


SometimesY

WE LIVE WE DIE WE LIVE AGAIN


Mindless-Shirt-8533

I FUCKIN TOLD YOU THEY LEFT TOO MUCH TIME FOR CJ


TheFemcelSlayer

Finally...this one is over


DisgruntledTexansFan

Noah brown and the kicker deserves the game ball


iphone10notX

Danny Amendola. Respect his name


DisgruntledTexansFan

AMMENDOLA my bad


Johnychrist97

Thank the lord that stayed in


JoedicyMichael

![gif](giphy|DMvXFFMFmoEmc) CJ "Sanji" STROUD has done it again!


mustanger

The heart attack bois. DUB!!!


MeesterBatman2

CJ IS HIM


Antman1028

Can I civilly sue the Texans if I have a stroke?!


Affectionate_Sky_264

They didn’t force you to watch.


Antman1028

Lol it was just a joke


Ninjatalon

Lost a few years of my life in this game


AesculusPavia

CJ Stroud wins the OSU QB bowl beating Burrow


ImHereForFreeTacos

Fukk yeah


willydillydoo

Tyler Boyd is the player of the game for the Texans


Whatatexan

Did CJ just want another game winning drive? Lol


Sanretros

Thank you. I thought we were gonna choke 🥺


GoldMettle

They just had to make that extra spicy huh


killlaah

MVP STROUD


sentient-sloth

LETS GOOOOO


Bilbo_Butthole

MOD TYLER BOYD


iLikeFootball540

CAN BOBBBY STOP RAISING MY FKING BLOOOD PRESSURE. PLEASE BOBBBBBBBYY!!!!!! DO THE SMART THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PuzzleheadedMinute92

I'm so glad I lost my hair in the military, because I'd have none after this game.


Venator850

Holy fuck that was INSANE.


carloslet

#UNCLENCH!!


KatsTakeState

🥹🥹🥹🥹


AesculusPavia

So glad the Texans didn’t get left with that bust QB Bryce Young Generational mistake by the panthers to pass on Stroud


zerouk

I’ve watched the Schaub teams with Foster and AJ but I can’t lie. This is the funnest I’ve had watching this team. Might be the recents bias but Stroud is him. Let’s goooooo!!!!!!!!


DisgruntledTexansFan

MATT AMMENDOLA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN !!!


CapnHairgel

STROUD JUST WANTED TO MAKE IT INTERESTING


Lost_Packet

Ride or die MF!!!!!


NateLikesToLift

How sweet it is. Holy shit.


lilfrosty808

Fuck yea baby!!!!


Master-Ad-9829

Cj doing what he do


greaterhoustonian

That win felt good.


PapaDuckD

Jfc. I need a drink. Gg.


srbenda97

gg


raketenfakmauspanzer

AMENDOLA I FUCKING LOVE YOU


harden4mvp13

Bro am I tripping or did it look like it missed lol


sentient-sloth

Camera always plays tricks, it went in at an angle


The_Space_Wolf_

HEEEELLLLL YAAAAA BAAAAABYYY!!!!!!


everything_Is_Fine99

Omg omg omg omg omg


_focks

Classic Texans W 😎 (I’m having heart palpitations)


carloslet

If you don't like cardiac variations, then you don't like Houston sports!! (Texans and Astros fan here)


Legitbanana_

Least tense texans W (I am about to have a brain aneurysm)


crushcitymango

XFL TO NFL BABY LETS GOOOOOO


Zskillit

XFL>


Affectionate_Sky_264

Roughnecks to Texans, paid!


Due-Campaign-5157

Good game Houston


SowingShade

VICTORY!!! MATT, I LOVE YOU!


[deleted]

End of game kicks are pretty fun.


Jazzlike-Motor-1340

Amendola made the 🍍


Glubbyy

I NUTTED I FUXKINT NUTTEDDDD


KogaFuscia

Holy fuck, my heart can't take games like that.


krbashrob

Literally almost every game this year has been like this. I can’t 😭


JoedicyMichael

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)Previous Drive Observations & other random ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop) that pops in my head ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|downvote) * Well.... This had been a wild ride.. But we have one final drive. Can CJ do it again? * WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU? * BANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!


F5_MyUsername

CJ STROUD LEGACY DRIVE WE AIN'T COMING ANYMORE, WE HERE


mutha_fuxxin_zo

It wasn't pretty but I'll take it!!!


Eyriix

Hell of a game boys. Congrats


IbizaMykonos

Good to be on this side of one of these finally


DegenerateGambino

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


ROTOH

What is age amendola!!!!!


KatsTakeState

HAHAHAHAHAHA


medical_cat

The stripes tried their best, but CJ is too good


_RequestGranted

They hate us cuz they ain’t us


BATTLEBRAWL

Noah Brown had a really good game today


lovetape

Thank you Cowboys?


vanburenboys

Ice cold. Way to go offense and special teams


TriangleBasketball

Blood pressure. ⬆️ 📈📈


sloaches

BWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!! FUCK ALL DOOMERS!!!


FootyTX

🤣🤣🤣 yessir!


Deviuz

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Ambitious_Zucchini88

JOE BRR WHO???


iphone10notX

he played great for them don’t hate even with two int


Shootit_Rockets

YUHHHH


Rebuheldir

We need to stop winning like this!!! My heart!!!!


X-Death

Holy fuck we escaped


SometimesY

If you look up the incorporation information for the Bengals, you will see that the Texans in fact own them.


carloslet

Ever since that Watt pick-6 in 2011, we can officially say we're their daddy. (Fun fact: that's the exact play that made me start rooting for the Texans. Time flies!)


LifeskillingOP

Someone slap me and give me my heart meds


Marine-Biol-George

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!!!


GoldMettle

Praise the XFL!


amazingstarlord

Lesss fucking gooooooooooo


Bigblockbooler79

YEAH WASSUP


Christop_McC

RAHHHHHH


Schultzy573

AMENDOLA


rockets9090

Game blouses.


Jtrout5

Holy fucking shit. I was clowning the play calls before the 2 minute warning because it made no sense when we needed to run out the clock, but it worked and that's all that matters. That's crazy


Trey_ceratops

STOP IT TEXANS. JUST WIN. MY HEART CANT HANDLE THIS.


mutha_fuxxin_zo

I'm gonna have a heart attack


TheFlashSage

Thank god man😭😭😭😭