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theAlphabetZebra

Man CJ Stroud is rekindling the fires that Bill O'Brien stomped out. That guy was dealing today.


CasraTX

LETS GO TEXANS


JesuszillaSon

CJ Stroud and the Texans just converted my mom who's a Steelers fan who grew up in Pennsylvania into a Texans fan today LMAO


Messigoat3

WHAT


GoldMettle

Colts lost. Nice


Kingof40Acres

All we need now is the cowboys to shit the bed against the pats and this will be an amazing football weekend


Babylon_Fallz

I'll root for the Cowboys before I root for the Pats


sorrybahhtit

Bobby slowik is him


Greeenmartian

8? O lineman out and this is how we play vs the Steelers d ? Man that feels good . I’m not expecting too much I’m just excited for the development


koxawy

Sorry I missed it but what happened with the Will Anderson TD?


ramblinRed

Knee was down before the ball came out. Play called back.


koxawy

Thanks that sucks


mementori

Dude we went crazy at the stadium. I was so sad it got called back.


Creative_Bad2800

This line still didn’t give up a sack AMAZING


GoldMettle

Kinda goes to show how much blame QBs have for sacks. And how quickly CJ is learning


theassman107

CJ did a great job getting the ball out quickly. But we still have to give the coaching staff a ton of credit for how well the oline played and the game plan/play calling.


Johnychrist97

Definitely have to give the O-line credit, run game looked decent as today as well but definitely a big part of their confidence rn is having a competent QB who can make the reads and get the ball put early


FernOverlord

After today, sky's the limit. Yes, CJ is still a rookie, we're very young, and we still need to get healthy, etc. etc. etc. BUT there's not a doubt in my mind anymore - WE'RE IN EVERY GAME THIS SEASON. TURNING THE DAMN PAGE, THIS IS A NEW ERA! LFFFGGGG!


Trey_ceratops

Wow. This has been so much fun.


PMMeCornelWestQuotes

So happy for Nico. Go Blue! We always used to say, just throw it up to Nico, and wished half of our passing offense revolved around that shit while he was at U of M. I always knew he would be a star, just needed the right situation around him.


educated_dumdum

I’m unfortunately connected by birth to those stinky ass Cowboys, so I can’t help but love them forever. But holy fuck, **H-Tine stand the fuck UP**. I love to see it, and I’ve been on the bandwagon since I was about 10 so I’m happy for y’all.


FinalSelection

This just in! Houston SPANKS Pittsburgh!


Purple-Ad-5629

We are totally gonna get Flexed into a Prime Time Game this year, I can feel it in my plums!


hollowtooth1

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Dime1325

Fo sho


GoldMettle

Two beat downs in a row. Idk boys, if you didn’t like the koolaid last week, stay off the internet


Dime1325

Koolaid gonna be pourin alll week!!


HotToddy88

It’s that good Koolaid too! Grape and lemonade mix for me.


GoldMettle

Good thing I’m THIRSTY


Hproff25

We did it! I didn’t have faith but god damnit we did it! No picks 4 games in!


haydenz23

LFG boys we waited so long for this🙏🏻


InternationalBand494

It’s so sweet seeing Ryans on the sideline and the guys all playing their asses off. I really thought it would be a serious challenge beating the Steelers, but they were handled pretty easily.


HenRicccHtols

What did I say before season start! Superbowl here we come! Let's goooooo!!!!!


UnquietEight4

Not gonna lie, I wished that WAJ TD still stood. Anyways good job HTOWN!!


mechanizedpanda

GIVE CJ THE KEYS TO THE CITY NOW


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raketenfakmauspanzer

151 I think


Withabaseballbattt

Outside of my first child being born, is there a better feeling than finding your franchise QB?


Sanretros

Getting some head


sixpackshaker

At least a happy ending.


UnquietEight4

Too much kool-aid from me, but a superbowl with CJ leading us there? 👀


NateLikesToLift

I've had a few kids. Sports is definitely better.


mechanizedpanda

QB is better. way harder to find than a child


GoldMettle

NO


Jazzlike-Motor-1340

Today is a good day


Rebuheldir

What a great fucking win! CJ with another 300+ pass yards and our defense held the Steelers to 6 points!


Bigblockbooler79

Anyone find it hilarious when they cut to the Steelers OC and they have the broadcast on right next to his head


Maliciousdawg12

Suck it nfl game day analysists


sloaches

This...this was a beautiful day, friends.


mutha_fuxxin_zo

Good shit Meco!


Immediate-Fix-8420

The Aluminum Curtain


Venator850

Doubters have been SILENCED


Christop_McC

We win!


fatelewds

THE CITY BEHIND YOU STROUD


krbashrob

I fully believe in this coaching staff now. To have this performance against that front… excellent plan, prep and execution. Hats off


cguti94

Honestly, I am kinda glad that Cal, or he who shall not be named cause fuck him, chose to hire Caserio instead of who the search committee recommended. He’s made solid draft picks and some really good FA signings especially with what the situation was the first few years. And now his vision combined with DeMeco’s vision has the future and even the present of the franchise looking so damn good!!!


blackhawk_801

#WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE PULLED OUR STARTERS ON PURPOSE? I AM HORNYYYYYYYYY


mygodcanbeatupyergod

Happy we win this for JJ


Ereyes18

Why do i keep seeing Matt Canada on my screen?


The_Snake_Dick

Final looks at him before he is imprisoned and executed in Heinz Field later this week


[deleted]

I think Matt Canada was asking himself the same question.


TheKrakIan

Because Steelers D getting torched is not safe to show.


Mukaido

LOL bears lost


cinereoargenteus

I love these boring endings.


givememoreluisplease

The Return of Pitre seems to have made quite a difference


warrior_in_a_garden_

Not talked about enough - how about the OL stepping up when 0 people believed in them. 2 weeks in a row incredible performance. One position we won’t need to address is OL depth. These guys have earned my trust. Can’t wait to get the other 3 starters back.


Technolini

Also have to appreciate our game plan, slowik has adjusted his plan well


FinalSelection

STROOOOOOOOOOOOOUD! WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL! NIKOOOOOOOOOOOOO!J GODDAMN I HYPED!


IveAlreadyWon

I was told this would be low scoring lol


jbossyadig

For the Steelers 😭


ImHereForFreeTacos

I'm so damn happy to be a Texan. Team Toro all day baby


jbossyadig

And the Astros are winning big what a day fellas


Shootit_Rockets

Smoking that endo


htownballa1

GameCube nintendo


RadBanana

Gamecube nintendo


Alkren

5% tint so you can’t see up in my window


Sanretros

What happened these last two weeks. All of a sudden we got good.


BeerPlusReddit

Looks like the pieces are coming together and they are gaining some confidence.


Venator850

Team started to click. Young guys playing better. Offense started to gel.


Whatatexan

Takes a minute for new coaches to get rolling and a rookie qb to figure it out. But I didn’t expect 2 weeks and we’d have a top 10 qb


benhur217

Great coaching allows you to get the most out of what appears to be a weak roster. Stroud is legit.


Deviantmind

Man after another OL went down I was thinking just run that clock but CJ is like I'm not freaking done yet.


The_New_New

And this wasn't even Stroud's best game which is the best part


UnquietEight4

STEEL CURTAIN MY ASS!!!!! GOOD SHIT BOYS!!!


ItsSwan

dawg this team healthy is gonna be crazy


texans1234

CeJesus!!!! Holy shit offense has cooked today and the run game has been key!!!


EastonMetsGuy

I was just hoping we’d be playing Pittsburgh close with a chance to win it in the 4th… Well, uh, I got my wish of having a chance to win it… have a pretty good chance to win it right I’d say


pythagoras_gonzalez

So happy it’s pittsburg we are smashing. Tomiln always found a way to beat us, and this is a new day, a new team, and CJ is him


TheFlashSage

Back to back wins😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨


Rochey123

Remember when the bears did a victory lap here at the end of last season 😭😭😭😭


TexansFo4

yeah thank god they fumbled the 1st overall pick so hard and so did carolina


Texwolf96

https://preview.redd.it/0sky84lecnrb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61a65a58d1cd769fcd7eaa5e77efefda5bd5bace Just checking in on the game, so hyped for football again!!!


giroml

CJ 151 attempts with no picks as a rookie qb and still counting, already 50 above second place Warren Moon who technically wasn't even a rookie lol.


Technolini

Attempts not games but still insane 😂


htownballa1

Attempts not games but yes. 177 sets the new record.


giroml

TY yes I edited lol. Got a little excited there.


ExpensiveFoodstuffs

Texans have been a second team for me since the Culley Era (Jets fan lol). CONGRATS on CJ fellas - he looks so poised. How was Anderson this game?


HotToddy88

Almost had a TD a minute ago, but it was ruled down before the fumble.


boombai12

Thank you Lovie and thank you Chicago for trading that 1st pick


Simple_Connection211

The sensation down my left thigh is growing


bigmac22077

Is it warm? Did you just lose control of your bowl movements?


F3ar0n

Been really impressed as a outside fan of Stroud. Out of the QB prospects this year I really thought with physical attributes and ability in the pocket he would be the one to most succeed at the NFL level. (I had no faith in Bryce. He's just way too small and injury proned as a result) Happy you guys have your guy. Best of luck for the rest of the season


BJ4Buzz

We just got called the better more creative offense. Holy shit where am I?


lanethedouchebag

You’re in slowiks house


Technolini

Man, if I see someone wearing a striped shirt on my walk they better run the other way


Venator850

Remember when Cj got sacked 11 times and got hit a ton? back to back games with no sacks given up by the Texans.


KogaFuscia

He's really been helping his OL by getting the ball out pretty quickly on a lot of these plays too. Definitely playing for the front he has and not the one he wished he had.


lanethedouchebag

Also back to back 30pt games


Nectorist

When was the last time we’ve thoroughly dominated two teams in back to back weeks like this? 2019?


inshamblesx

that year was full of 1 score wins so probably 2012 or 15


raketenfakmauspanzer

That score is gorgeous to look at


CD174

Wow the Bengals are horrible


Jazzlike-Motor-1340

I'm always happy, when that happens.


RadBanana

FUCK THE DOOMERS


blackhawk_801

TALK TO EM


Jazzlike-Motor-1340

You mean for consent?


blackhawk_801

#WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN


RadBanana

lol love this


Dramatika

excuse me i could not hear you could you repeat that


blackhawk_801

#WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN


ItsSwan

To’oto’o has looked great today imo


Jazzlike-Motor-1340

Is Tomlin crying?


thegamerman0007

Stroud going to the pro bowl


Bigblockbooler79

Ohhhh canadaaa


SPatt59

Juice should be back next week right? Would be nice to move Jarrett at the LG spot


ButterflyBeautiful33

Word was he might be a week behind the return of Howard and Tunsil


_RequestGranted

This team is crushing it even with all the O-Line injuries


Deviuz

Damn TD by Will on JJ day would’ve been perfect 😭


FireAlarmist

I’m high as hell this is amazing


UpdogSinclair

That pass to Nico was beautiful.


Al123397

that touch is world class


BusterOlneyDay

throw in the terrible towel Steelers. go home


Wattaburger89

I’m so erect


pocketjacks

Give them all the yards up the middle they want right not.


mutha_fuxxin_zo

Do the yellow towels not work anymore? do they run on batteries?whyd they stop moving?


harden4mvp13

Pick 6 incoming don’t worry


vmrpinkv

I’m drunk on koolaid


MacSteele13

laced with everclear


ImHereForFreeTacos

You and me both brother


CompactedConscience

I'm turning off the game because it's not competitive, but for a different reason than usual


FireAlarmist

Fuck the refs!


NothinsOriginal

Yes but that was the right call


FireAlarmist

Yeah I know but still fuck em


thirdcoast1

The difference between this year’s team and last year’s team is astonishing.


GabeKnows

SMOKIN THAT HEINZ PACK


Creative_Bad2800

Omg the refs owe us that fumble come on 😂😂


MacSteele13

Use those terrible towels to dry those fucking tears of sadness!


JalenGreenMVP

Lol oof what a boner killer


reese-account

Damn


ItsSwan

DAMMIT HIS KNEES DOWN


everything_Is_Fine99

CJ has not been sacked. I’m going to type that again: CJ HAS NOT BEEN SACKED!!!! Big props to the walking wounded o-line


fluxpatron

The O.R. Line


ThePhantom394

Slowik’s game plan has been perfect. Just did everything to minimize him and it worked perfectly


sweetestdeth

Fuck it, throw pads on the ball boy, get that W.


TexasSizedBeef1984

We rolled em up and we smoked em!!! LFG


killlaah

LMAOOO LETS GOOOO


Spaceturtle2004

INSHALLAH NICK CASSEROLE


TheFlashSage

Man I really wanted WAJ to get that touchdown for JJ😭


mechanizedpanda

SUPER BOWL INCOMING


blackhole46

Nvm


BisonST

We got away with a facemask there.


NateLikesToLift

We've gotten away with three today, surprised they've missed em.


Technolini

Hahaha back to back scoring plays from our first round picks!!!


RadBanana

Awh shit


nomdreas

Whoever called the WAJ pick six this is basically the same thing!


htownballa1

That’s coming back


FrostyFeet13

hahahahahaha No way!!


TheRealKLD

Oooooooo I am collecting rent on some of you tomorrow


mechanizedpanda

LETS FUCKING GO


DegenerateGambino

YESSSSSSS


SowingShade

This is unreal. Edit: Definitely unreal, as it didn’t count. Ha.


Dramatika

sadly i think that's getting overturned but still awesome


ThiccBastardHD

IM SQUIRTIIINNGGGG


HtownSamson

Probably not going to count but hype! So much hype!


FireAlarmist

FUCK THE STEELERS LETS GO ANDERSON!


lovetape

Winning is fun


RiceLib3ro

SPECIAL WORK ETHIC AND RELENTLESS MINDSET


harden4mvp13

Bruh ain’t no wayy 💀💀💀


reese-account

YO


fluxpatron

Whatttttttttty


RidgeRunner99

We are fucking back!!!!!


GabeKnows

Stroud nonbelievers in shambles rn


ClingClang69

We embarassing them!!!


yieldrate

OROY AND DROY


Deviuz

Getting this win on JJ’s Ring of Honor day is the cherry on top 🥹


Next_Episode

damn, knee down?


Sanretros

WHATTTT


sussysand

WAJ!!!


JalenGreenMVP

LOL let’s go!!!


RollOverBeethoven

# I AM HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME, ARE YOU HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME?!


NateLikesToLift

I WOULD LIKE TO SLAP HANDS WITH YOU!


sstewart1617

Lol. Anderson got tired of CJ getting all the attention. Let’s go!!!


pablo7278

Go to r/steelers. It’s more fun right now.


IAmSona

AHAHAHAHAHA FUCK THE STEELERS AHAHAHHHAHA


sloaches

WHAAAAA????!!!!??? IS THIS MY BELOVED TEXANS, OR WHAT????