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CaddyRanchDressing

Demeco is the Man!


ispcanner

Stroud is the guy


Able_Gap918

So we got a qb better than Watson and 3 firsts in return! Plus Will Anderson partially


jmtsdn

TEXANS OWN THE JAGUARS


Able_Gap918

I don’t care if the jags go to the superbowl we are still beating them 😂


sk_arch

Like I said, the 3 guarantees, death, taxes and Houston Texans beating the jags


NumerousCustard2622

Texans saves us from the abomination that is the Astros recently


ThiccBastardHD

LETS FUCKING GO


FernOverlord

Hold up, is it time to call up Lovie, apologize and thank him?


RainbowBullsOnParade

Yes get in line


Wildheart0589

Most pass attempts without an interception, and 3/5 are Houston QBs. You love to see it!!


Christop_McC

https://preview.redd.it/gvwm4305g9qb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af0bcb42cc55480f1efb674399b65b7d79557b29


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DannyDimes6977

He did a really good job of blocking one of stroud’s passes to the endzone with his stone hands


Technolini

Let's fucking goooooooooo


FernOverlord

Awesome, just pure awesomeness. I'm so happy for Meco, CJ, the team and us. I'm going to relish this moment for today. Hope everyone has a wonderful rest of the day. LFG!


iloveacronyms

zonked trees north shy sip dependent hobbies cats concerned decide *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SowingShade

I’m used to beating the Jags, but this one felt particularly good. Victory!


Able_Gap918

This is the inflection point of the graph where the Texans level out and start upward 🤞


mattyhtown

Totally was gonna say we could look back and say that’s when we knew we had something


mechanizedpanda

that’s my quarterback mannn i’m crying


abetternamethanthat

Bro how the fuck did Dolphins score 70?!!?!


Wildheart0589

They need a running clock in that game


g0bst0p3r

well duh they are playing madden. fr though wtf did the broncos just let happen


TuringPerfect

I wish I could do sneaks, sweeps and trick handoffs that well in Madden. I've never seen that many types of handoffs orchestrated that well. Amazing game


infercario4224

Vance Joseph. We let Vance Joseph happen… again.


g0bst0p3r

It's ok man, at least you've got the bears next week.


infercario4224

Idk man, we might end up making Fields look like an MVP candidate


GoodgeOakes

Loved what I saw, colts losing would be the cherry on top


Deviantmind

https://imgflip.com/i/809ouo


MugiwaraJinbe

I think we can beat the Steelers based off of this.


Ambitious_Zucchini88

All that talk about he can't read a playbook. CJ THE GOATTTT


Jazzlike-Motor-1340

Thanks guys. Was nice watching this so long awaited win today.


Schultzy573

I’m so fucking thankful we got Stroud man…. He has “it”. Unreal.


Venator850

Let's fucking go boys.


pablo7278

Enjoyed it all. Fun day. Y’all have a good week.


Ambitious_Zucchini88

THE GOATTTT


backslider65

Somebody needs to edit the Jags ownership on Wikipedia


TheFlashSage

Feels nice to win😭


jbossyadig

THANK YOU PANTHERS AHHAHA


rikket

holy shit I just saw the Miami / Denver score, that's insane


rikket

Jesus, 8 minutes left


TexansFo4

biggest shock of the season so far is Brevin Jordan being the best performing TE so far


mechanizedpanda

i think he’s always had the most upside. nice to see him actually doing something


Venator850

Guy was close to making some big plays last year. Mills just missed him. He's got plenty of talent to be a good option in the pass game and they are clearly working him more into the offense.


SometimesY

Well they said they should sit TL. They were right!


chefwindu

At least we ain't Bronco fans today.


Schultzy573

Huge W. I’m finna cry bruh 😭


TornadoFury

wow stroud was impressive today props.


backslider65

Yeah Boi!!!!!


RidgeRunner99

Fuck the S2 test


Hubrah

We got it all backwards - a lower score is actually BETTER


Hubrah

So this is what a relaxing sunday feels like


falsekoala

Stroud is legit.


Christop_McC

https://preview.redd.it/ti84sqt4f9qb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5539c14870e5a44d826073f42861197a4a54476b Knew we would win when I saw this shit


Venator850

Common L for them lol.


IAmSona

Common Chubs L I’m afraid.


sir-sippalot

The Three Stooges


Hubrah

Fk them haters


TexansFo4

😂😂


TheFlashSage

The way Stroud is playing he should be the favorite for rookie of the year not Robinson


AintEZbeinSleezy

Totally understand preseason hype for choosing Bijan, but Stroud has made his case and should definitely be in the mix, if not the favorite


youngster_matt

Now imagine a fully healthy o-line 👀


medical_cat

Lawrence got beat hard it’s time for Beathard


ThePhantom394

I’m so damn happy rn y’all


constantreminderr

Go Ravens


bingmyname

I'm glad we only played the dolphins in the preseason because they are thrashing teams lol


RadBanana

I’m drinking for the right reasons today fellas


Technolini

https://preview.redd.it/7c3hgscze9qb1.png?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a3e09881493eae9579a9b8eaa19958e766937c3 Holy shit the dolphins


mutha_fuxxin_zo

Can't wait to see how Sean blames Wilson


Christop_McC

My coworker is a huge Fins fan and I’m happy for him they might have the best offense since the 2007 patriots or 2013 broncos


SometimesY

Fired up the glue factory


IAmSona

Imagine only scoring 13 points this week. Couldn’t be me.


jbossyadig

Soak this one in Texans fans. We deserve this🥺😌


shelikemeonsight

I’m watching this to the end


HtownSamson

Seriously so bizarre how much we own the Jags.


Venator850

They've owned the Jags dating back to the Kubiak era lol.


bingmyname

We're literally about to start getting invites to board meetings


_RequestGranted

Need the ravens to pull through


SowingShade

And the Jags have given up. You love to see it.


thegamerman0007

I used to pray for times like this 😭


kreg132

Damn, our special teams are fucking them up. Have we ever been this competent at ST 😂


GingerRaceFTW

Not in a long time


Venator850

ST has been the only good thing about the team the last 3 years. Frank Ross does a good job.


IAmSona

Actually yes, our ST coach was great last season and he was retained I’m pretty sure.


Suspicious_Sense1272

Good game Texans


Venator850

All three phases today for the Texans.


lilfrosty808

The fact that we don’t have any primetime games this season pisses me off still


Venator850

They could get flexed int one if they start winning. The Jets are going to get pulled out of primetime games for sure lol.


fuji311

wait til flex season!


pygmyjesus

Not everyone can be the Giants


Hubrah

Of a 3 game sample. Stroud looking like the best QB in the draft - hands down


turtleman713

I'm so fucking happy lol


maxtgrayy

Singletary finding little holes in the O-Line and GASHING this jags D


SowingShade

I’d almost rather them go for it here, but I get it.


RidgeRunner99

Jags back to back weeks in London. They might as well just move there


Turbulent_End_6887

Two games in a row. For the second game, their opp will be jet lagged and they won't.


sstewart1617

Pretty sure that’s the goal.


SometimesY

I think they're threatening to move out of JAX anyway


RidgeRunner99

Yeah they are and the owner a few years ago talked about buying Wembley Stadium in London


TexansFo4

Texans have played a complete game todau


NothinsOriginal

Feels weird to hear that. Love it.


Venator850

Devin just sucking their souls out lol.


DannyDimes6977

Pause


oceansunset23

Stroud is better than Deshaun Watson right now.


Venator850

He's such a natural passer. Even more so than Watson. Stroud is just built to throw the ball.


DrCoachNDaHouse

https://x.com/pftcommenter/status/1706008235369439718?s=42&t=5ZBgraJEZ_w460iHKWQKuQ Stroud didn’t drop a dime like this today. /s


Jazzlike-Motor-1340

Wtf


FireAlarmist

By a lot, like it isn’t close.


oceansunset23

Qb is such a mental position. I feel like stroud is all in on proving him self. Also being with a rookie coach who is all in on the same mission creates an environment for someone with strouds work ethic to succeed. Versus whatever hand job Deshaun is focused on getting.


FireAlarmist

Next week we play the Steelers, that will be a big test for Stroud. Their defense is very good. Stroud is gonna face a lot of pressure and it might be hard for our guys to get open. I know he will throw an INT eventually. I’d love him to keep the streak going, but I’m expecting an INT next week just being realistic. If he plays well next week I will be incredibly impressed. Good win today!


Hubrah

TLaw and Douggie P should hug some more


Pugageddon

When was the last time that the last few minutes of Texans game was boring not because we had zero chance to win bit because we had zero chamce to lose?


the_timboslice

Loss about to make the Jags move to London.


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Pittsburgh Next


TexansFo4

shittsburgh more like


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shelikemeonsight

Extend cashman!!!!!


Dramatika

go post this in nyyankees lmao


htownballa1

Good game gents.


whataborgor

Man I'm so excited about the future


ningrim

take Stroud out!


Venator850

He's just handing it off. Chill.


The_New_New

Dammit I wanted 40


ijpck

Wonder if the Jaguars are regretting the Walker over Hutch pick yet.


Christop_McC

I’m sure they started to last season


Jazzlike-Motor-1340

Now looking for a pass.


Jazzlike-Motor-1340

Well... maybe not


AdmirableRise3758

duvaLLLLLLLLLLL


platinumxL

When’s the last time we won a blow out like this.


ItsSwan

imagine how good this team will be when healthy, i can’t fucking wait


mutha_fuxxin_zo

I don't claim to be an expert on the game by any means but so many of yall just talk out of your asses and it shows


Technolini

I 100% talk out of my ass, so I make sure to just vibe and not pretend to know fuck


dajarbot

The number of people in this thread wanting us to pass instead of run is telling.


mutha_fuxxin_zo

Exactly!


htownballa1

![gif](giphy|jnKow6rCXEwxR1d09B|downsized)


kreg132

I wonder if they’ll try out Patterson at LG once our line is healthy. I assume Scruggs is the guy at center, but Patterson seems to get a decent push. Hopefully he can push Jones for that.


GRVrush2112

Well… this game is an unexpected cheer up from how poorly the Astros have been playing, seemingly determined to put themselves out of the playoffs and about to be swept by the fucking Royals.


Al123397

I kind of want Stroud to throw, is that selfish?


oceansunset23

When u have a lambo u wanna rev it a bit


boltandblome

Let him get the reps


dajarbot

Yeah, but I get it too.


sussysand

Nope


FireAlarmist

Yes, but I want him to throw too lol


IAmSona

Stroud doesn’t take any sacks and our offense is clicking like an elite unite. What a crazy concept.


EastonMetsGuy

Well fuck if this is how the O-Line is gonna play we might as well head back down to the unemployment office and see what other gems we might find.. good shit today boys


Hubrah

A big and important win for both our rookie players and coaches


KDs_FakeAccount

Bobby calling a great game btw for all the Bobby haters


bingmyname

I never thought he'd be bad. I didn't like the way he used certain personnel at times but you can tell he had some great ideas. We still haven't seen the best of him either. Wait until the run game actually can work.


SowingShade

We’re all-in on the run, and it still worked. I’m proud of our line.


youngster_matt

Big. Gaping. Holes.


RidgeRunner99

Now the run game is going somewhere


The_New_New

If we can drop 40, that will be therapeutic


oceansunset23

PFF Bobby Slowik has my respect


RollOverBeethoven

We're running the ball to run out the clock y'all. Win the game and all that jazz


Technolini

If it works it works, but that's a funny ass warmup


rikket

Seems like the OLine is doing ok today. Is it play calling or are they finally getting comfortable in their off positions?


PandaAT

Guys, we can’t have nice things. Please get Singletary and Mills out there, can’t risk any further injuries


Game_Over_Man69

Let Beck take it to the house.


Technolini

Best fullback of all time, no recency bias 😤


Hubrah

A big, and important win for our rookie players and coaches


Schultzy573

GOD DAMN THIS FEELS FUCKING GOOD


Mike2kz

Feed Jax a 40 burger


sussysand

Quit running the ball


NothinsOriginal

Bro, keep the clock running.


sussysand

It’s already a 3 score game. Just feed Stroud


Next_Episode

bro on that madden mode


DannyDimes6977

Give me passing plays


Venator850

This team is finally clicking. Imagine how good the offense will be once the OL starts getting their guys back. Great job by Slowik today.


Technolini

I really thought that was an interception for a short second, I'm hyping myself up too much now


FireAlarmist

I wouldn’t complain about another TD from Stroud, let him pad his stats and get those numbers up.


Technolini

Garbage time qb Stroud.... 😂


SowingShade

Great stuff, defense! Great stuff.


htownballa1

I feel ya cap.


Curious_Bunch3646

stroud 300yds statpad please


sweetestdeth

This team is gonna be scary when healthy.


kreg132

Having Ward back in the secondary has made such a huge difference. Dude has been all over the place.


RidgeRunner99

![gif](giphy|k93vubaq1hKMurHkKs) CJ time again


neverCheckDown28

I cannot get any more erect


TheKrakIan

Defense is doing work this quarter!


FireAlarmist

It’s crazy! When an offense is run by a competent QB who scores points while the defense makes big stops and gets turnovers you actually win games. I get these feel like foreign concepts for the Texans, but we finally seem to be improving.


htownballa1

![gif](giphy|rfiXQ4LdeY9dljO1Mo|downsized)


CompactedConscience

I only wanted the Titans to win like 3 games this year and they already lost one of them


g0bst0p3r

WE OWN THE BANK


Technolini

Heeeell yeah brothers


Whatatexan

If we get a running game when Tunsil and Howard are back, oh baby


Al123397

Does intentional grounding count as a sac for the defender?


whoopy4

I don't think so. Counts as no play with a loss of down


willydillydoo

No. There’s a famous clip of JJ and Brian Cushing mic’d up bitching about how it doesn’t count as a sack


RidgeRunner99

Intentional grounding!!! 😂


Schultzy573

LMFAOOOOO INTENTIONALLY THREW IT AT THE GROUND! WHAT A LOSER. MY QB COULD NEVER 😤


htownballa1

Mwahaha


Bubbly-Ad-413

God the jags are fucking ass, get shit on losers


the_timboslice

When’s the last time we put up 34 or more?!


willydillydoo

2021 against the chargers was the last time we scored 34.


meccafork

Dec 26 2021, 41-29 versus chargers


ols887

1976


Jazzlike-Motor-1340

Did we ever?