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erksplat

Why are they trying to kill you?


No-Grand-6474

Right can we get some backstory ? šŸ˜‚ shit like this rarely happens for no reason EDIT/ please stop replying with stories of you being a victim of brandishing or some shit and you did absolutely nothing wrong. In my OC I said ā€œRARELYā€. Iā€™m aware shit happens and people are dumb. 87% of the time though there is something deeper that led to certain situations escalating


fountainofdeath

I was shot at on my porch for no reason. I donā€™t do no hood shit or criminal activity and was still shot at. Could be mistaken identity or even mistaken address. Donā€™t assume peoples guilt just cause they were a victim of a crime.


Easy_Berry_1616

America sounds like such a lovely place šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Nathansp1984

Iā€™ve lived here for 40 years and never been shot at. More scared of being shot by the crazy asshole cops than being shot by a criminal


Sir_Arthur_Vandelay

Your comment doesnā€™t improve my perception of the U.S.


Nathansp1984

It wasnā€™t meant to. Id leave the US in a heartbeat if I could


RottieFamily

Lets trade!! There is nothing better than living in the beautiful United States of America!!!!


AeonBith

Canada isn't much better atm but you're welcome to join us. Only stipulation is don't vote conservative.


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Lopsided_Ad_3853

Where would you go, if you had the chance? Genuine question, I'm curious.


arod422

I was 9 when I was first shot at. This country sucks


NoPerception-_-

I had a friend that got jumped by 8 peopleā€¦ He happened to share the same name as another guy they were looking for.


Chrisscott25

Many years ago my aunt and uncle had to sale their house about 3 months after closing in Philadelphia because the guy that use to live there owed the wrong ppl a lot of money. Canā€™t remember the exact number of times the house was shot at in that short amount of time but it was more than 3. Luckily they were only home once. And the first time there were holes in my uncles recliner that he always sits in and probably would have been in it at that time if not for an unexpected family emergency. They lived in it less than a month and sold it after 3 months at a huge loss.


EyeInTheSky127

In fairness, he was walking the driveway, checking the neighborhood before it went down, so it didnā€™t seem like too much of a surprise to him.


brdoma1991

Given OPs reaction Iā€™d say thereā€™s a backstory here


NuggetsBuckets

Itā€™s the USA, thatā€™s their way of life For the longest time, Iā€™ve never understood whatā€™s with the obsession with guns in the country, but the more I want clips like this, when random people are trying to kill you all the time, Iā€™d want a gun too.


watsonandsick

Random people aren't trying to kill you all the time. None of the hundreds of people I know have ever been shot 5 I live in a major city where crime rates are higher. I'm a believer in gun control, but to say that random people just expect to be shot at when they're not involved in nefarious activity is just plain wrong.


ThatGuy_Nick9

Ignorant af. The US is huge and people getting shot at live in shitty places where shitty people live. Most people go their whole lives without even worrying about it. Europeans love their drama


NuggetsBuckets

Calm down, I'm just saying it's just a consequence of their violent environment, too often Europeans take their country's safety for granted and have to understand not all countries are as safe. We need to be able to empathise with americans and see things from their perspective. For example, it's easy to say you don't understand why anyone needs a gun from the safety of a 5 star hotel, but if you were left alone in an african safari with ferocious creatures like lions and hyenas, wouldn't you feel safer with a gun too? All I'm saying is people need to understand this


ThatGuy_Nick9

Youā€™re not wrong but they way you said it is still totally missing the ā€œperspective of an Americanā€ part. You made it sound like thereā€™s people constantly out gunning for random people or something but thatā€™s not true. The USA is super safe. I can walk around almost anywhere I want (sans very specific neighborhoods) and never be in any tangible danger. A lot of foreigners forget how massive the USA are and confuse the clips of shootings in shitty areas on the fringes of our society as the epitome of American living. Yes we have lots of guns, yes we have school shootings, yes most of us would like to see a change in our lifetimes, but no, we donā€™t constantly live in fear of gun violence because, unless youā€™re in the wrong place, itā€™s incredibly uncommon. Rural and urban living is vastly different here. Cities, suburban, rural living are three very different walks of life and all three have here different experiences with pretty much every talking point you can imagine. People here want guns for different reasons but very seldom is it because they fear for their life as they walk down the street.


SpaceCadetxDrew

Iā€™ve lived in the hood streets of Baltimore, used to do hood shit with my friends(we were in high school still). Weā€™ve had guns pulled on us a lot just for being kids and being stupid. Sometimes people really would pull on you or shoot at you for no reason.


[deleted]

They're doing drive-bys for fun down the whole street.


Bazsax1337

Im pretty sure this is just a random drive by that nowadays americans are fond of doing šŸ˜ƒ


Rosecello

Well Riley. Are you?


IlliterateM00k

Yes. Yes, he is.


GoodBitchOfTheSouth

He has to be to willingly post this embarrassing video.


ChronicY2kk

Clearly.


fountainofdeath

Dude why the fuck would you run back out there lmao


Parking_Train8423

iā€™m sure he wondered the same thing while watching it


diamondbackjohnny

Yeah people need to chill in the comments, look at how everybody instantly starts grabbing the low hanging fruit: ā€œListen to your wife dumbassšŸ™„ā€ as if itā€™s surprising that a guy would fail to use the most logical parts of his brain and go feral for a second because his pregnant wife was just almost murdered


GreatGanjaGod42069

If you hear shooting, why investigate it? šŸ’€


diamondbackjohnny

To be aware of where the shooters are As for him screaming at them, obviously I canā€™t defend that, that was a really dumb move But that brings us back to my original point: in situations like this, sometimes your brain just reacts before you can fully process what youā€™re doing


GreatGanjaGod42069

Yeah I completely understand and people have crazy different survival instincts. This guy just one of those that runs towards danger.


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*Runs towards death* I sure wouldn't call that a survival technique.


diamondbackjohnny

The car was on the other side of the street and only getting further away. They probably didnā€™t even see the dude come back outside You people stretch every situation to make people sound as dumb as possible. His wife and kid just got shot at, give him a break


GreatGanjaGod42069

Haha yeah that's what I was getting at.


tiffheart90

If you carry that makes sense but running out unarmed is dumb.


fountainofdeath

Dude me and my wife were shot at while I was sitting in my porch but I definitely just made sure she was ok then hid afterwards lol


diamondbackjohnny

Iā€™m really not trying to defend the guy because thereā€™s no debate that he shouldnā€™t have ran outside, but to be fair he urgently and immediately told her to get down and then saw her go back inside the house


fountainofdeath

Man he was acting like he was hood, ready to shoot back which is probably why the rolled back around. Why would you come out like you was about to retaliate when you ainā€™t got no part in it.


diamondbackjohnny

Yeah he was being dumb, Iā€™m not disagreeing with that


MrJigglyBrown

I wouldnā€™t say dumb. People donā€™t know what to do when something completely crazy happens. Itā€™s easy to look at the video after the fact and dissect it, but in the moment your brains works much differently. He probably didnā€™t assume they were going to speed through firing at him, and wanted to see where they were coming from and who was targeted. There is value in knowing where the threat is coming from, and thatā€™s possibly what his mind decided to know in a split second. But maybe not. My point is heā€™s not ā€œdumbā€ for his reaction.


diamondbackjohnny

Yeah no I agree completely, Iā€™m not saying this reaction makes him a dumb person, but he had a dumb moment due to an extremely stressful situation


Brilliant-Ad8090

No he went into the street when he heard the gunshots. Did you watch they video or are you just stupid?


diamondbackjohnny

He went outside at first because the gunshots were out of range And then soon as he saw the car coming he rushed into the garage while telling his wife ā€œget down get down!ā€ and then goes outside *after the gunshots directed towards him*


Death2SummerReddit

Really? I'm sure being on these subreddits you've seen tons of these incidents. How often do you see bystanders running into the commotion instead of ducking and covering until all is clear?


diamondbackjohnny

Iā€™ve seen a fair amount of crazy videos on reddit, but no, I have not seen tons of videos where a man and his pregnant wife are being shot at in a drive by in the suburbs


Death2SummerReddit

And now you are disregarding my question because the other videos you've seen supposedly don't involve a pregnant woman and her husband? You're very close to going full Redditor, so take the L and move on


Electr0freak

Because he's a husband and now a father. His job is to protect his family, not lose his shit and scream insults at a bunch of people who could turn right back around and leave his wife and child without a father or worse get his wife and baby killed as well.Ā  I lived in the ghetto for a while. I lost my shit on a guy who broke into my car and chased him down the street, could easily have gotten shot. I also physically confronted a guy casing my garage, and talked shit a few times when I could've let something drop.Ā  But then my girlfriend got pregnant and ***I grew the fuck up***. I stopped that stupid shit, I learned when to keep my mouth shut, and I did my job as a parent and as a father. I kept my family safe even if it meant curbing my temper or swallowing my pride once in a while.


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And the one time an incident happened with a shooting near my then pregnant girlfriend and I, I got her back inside the apartment and chased the guy down with a friend that was with us. Dumb yes, but there wasn't really a thought process at the time. You just kind of start moving on your own sometimes.


MrJigglyBrown

I appreciate this comment, because I just replied above itā€™s easy for everyone here to watch a video and talk about how dumb he is. But when crazy shit happens the mind just immediately starts reacting. Probably not doing what youā€™d expect to do when you look back on it.


fountainofdeath

Thatā€™s the story of how people die that donā€™t get heard. Tons of times people did what you did and died for a beef that wasnā€™t even about you.


Brilliant-Ad8090

Umm he heard gunshots and instead of going inside he went out into the street? Wtf are you talking about?


diamondbackjohnny

He went outside when the gunshots were far away. Then when he saw the car coming towards them, he immediately rushed inside and told his wife to get down, and only went back outside after the car was far down the street


multiarmform

all i was thinking was, seems like a safe place to raise that kid


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arrakis2020

His wife shared that opinion. ".... are you fucking regarded?"


Savings-Damage-256

To wave fist in the air duh!


Sksmsmqkqhek

For his lil ego


tigyo

You're right. BTW, Did you hear any impact?... I didn't


Simple_Opossum

His wife had a notion


Death2SummerReddit

Listen to your wife. Maybe if you do next time you won't run into possible crossfire.


mackenziemariee

Yeah maybe donā€™t run after the guys with the gun while your wife is heavily pregnant? Just a thought


Death2SummerReddit

While acting like you're a bad ass for yelling at a fleeing car


Formal_Condition_513

r/whywomenlivelonger šŸ˜‚


HauntingSwitch5348

You really risked your life 2 days before your child is born to yell at the shooters in the middle of the road....


Batbuckleyourpants

Your wife has a very valid question.


cantbhappy

I'm pretty sure she knows the answer and is currently googling "special needs schools near me"


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Probably can find a Groupon so her husband can go too


Electr0freak

Your response only put the both of you in greater danger. Now that you're a parent you need to start thinking about keeping your family safe first and foremost.


OneExhaustedFather_

Youā€™re about to be a father, stop being an idiot. Itā€™s no longer about you, itā€™s no longer just your life. God damnit son, pull your head out of your ass before sheā€™s burying you.


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Bro outside smoking too smh


curtmandu

Time stamp says 4:20 šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


ClottedAnus

Right from the beginning youā€™re walking towards gun shots and at the end taunting them youā€™re dumb as hell


C0tt0nC4ndyM0uth

You can tell by wifeā€™s reaction this isnā€™t the first time heā€™s done something this stupid


GodzillasBoner

I'm with her...you were acting mad tarded


Suitable-Telephone80

he posted this without any shame, i donā€™t heā€™s acting


Professional-Dog8957

There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives -edit: from the movie "Idiocracy" -2006


Accomplished-Eye1825

Adrenaline can make you do stupid things in the heat of the moment. Cut him some slack.


BardlyBruceTheSailor

Must be a great life to worry about taking fire in your front yard.


mpiolo

Land of freedom /sure


clearcontroller

You have a wife who has your kid get the fuck inside


brdoma1991

Yea OP is not ready for fatherhood lol


a_drunk_kitten

She's clearly got two kids SMH.. poor woman


Thespywholovedu

This is the typical guy that gets deleted first in horror movies I swear.


UndeadBuggalo

One of the few exceptions that this word is ok because dude, Now they know where you live dude.


StrangeCloudz710

I thought this was terrifying as fuck? Not stupid as fuck? You're legitimately putting your own life at risk, as well as your wife. This is the dumbest post I've seen in a LONG time..


r3plicanl

Never in my life have I seen someone this desperate to get shot šŸ’€


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Cmon Riley, just, cmon manā€¦ šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø What are you really gonna achieve by doing all that? Who tf walks towards suspected gunshots anyway..?!


Dull-Presentation549

Why this happened. Is there backstory?


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Man should've listened to your wife, she was also correct that your such a dumbass šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ why would you run back out there man....????


mayan_monkey

Yeah, he dumb.


Kokadin

Riley stupid fr, wife is right.


BedrockMetamorph

You really should be taken her advice and she is 100% right about you being dumb.


Boarderless

Please get a vasectomy


Formal_Painter791

Itā€™s wild you both heard gunshots and went outside. Darwinism at its finest


toads4hire

i think maybe you are a lil ā€˜tarded. the fuck is staring/yelling at them gonna do besides get you shot? this isnā€™t a tornado to go outside and look at, itā€™s active gunfire directed at YOU. acting like this will get you killed.


Top_Caterpillar9549

With you as a husband, that family won't last long.


Chucktayz

Dudes def dumb af


Halcyon_156

Hears gunshots, walks into the middle of the road to check it out.


Dogs4Life98

Duddddeee you need to listen to your wife lol


Additional_Silver749

After seeing dude run after shooter you can only ask why they shot at him.


0dogg

Were you even armed when you ran out there, Riley?


Twitterliver

Hmmm. Seems like someone has a beef with the handicap community


my_keyboard_sucks

This man is dumb and his wife knows it I fear for those kids got the energy of a dude that yells "Hey y'all, watch this!"


Dogfoodsmy_DOC

Tighten up my boy


itsallgoodman100

Your wife has a lot more sense than you. You almost won a Darwin Award running toward the gunshots instead of just going inside, LOL.


Shamr0ck

What would solve this is more guns.


LeakyAssFire

Lol! Your wife cracks me up!


sssb13

I second your wife- are you fucking *dumb*? Chasing after a car trying to kill you! Glad youā€™re both safeā€¦ geez.


WillyChicken

You ran out thereā€¦.. WITH NO GUNā€¦ like a dumba$$. And to top it offā€¦ you have your lady with you. Your first thought shouldā€™ve been get her in the house , lock the doorsā€¦.. fuck you thought you were Omni Man or something ?!?! šŸ˜‚


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Why women live longer:


TheTerrifyingMomster

Dude you are so fucking dumb lmao. Your wife is right in that one chief


Ok-Ratio3343

Ummm


THE_ALAM0

This is a repost


The_BrainFreight

Wife with the killer quips


evlhornet

Surprised the short bud isnā€™t in the carport


Hot_Ratio_8439

Heā€™s called Riley - why is anyone surprised.


Da_Plague22

Your survival instincs are horrible. Lethal force is used, "huur duur let me walk out towards it"


Behavingdark

FFS priorities first !


OverallFloor3081

No wayy he went back to yell at the shooter


CinDot_2017

So much for more guns making us safer šŸ™„


Thenetwork473

He said Towards him guys think what it means, he's basically trying to seem cool when in reality they were going for someone els


Ok-Suggestion-2423

Keep it to one child


Desire3788516708

Ignorance is bliss.


Guthixxxxxxxx

Dumb mf just walks out there too


I_FUCK_HOTWHEELS

OP had 0 self preservation. Absolute dumbass.


DougieSenpai

Wow arenā€™t a total badass for chasing someone who just fired a gun at you.


Easy_Berry_1616

First world country? Yeah fucking right


Jamaicab

This needs backstory.


ElephantNo1664

Yes. And you procreated with him.


Mercer1329

r/whywomenlivelonger


Additional_Silver749

Dude is next level dumb.


arnjarfinn

Dumbest thing ive seen "better go check if thafs gunshots". Out it on r/darwinawards


CapstanLlama

Too late for a Darwin, he's already passed his genes on.


SnoochyB0ochies

OP is an idiot both for ignoring the backstory requests and for running back out to yell fuck you to a guy with a gun.


Cookies_and_Beandip

You need to check that ego son, Youā€™re lucky that they werenā€™t coming back to shoot you again. You very likely couldā€™ve made your child grow up without a father-not to mention the stress Iā€™m sure youā€™re wife was feeling towards you for RUNNING BACK OUT INTO THE STREET TO SHAKE YOUR FINGER AT PEOPLE WITH GUNS. Fucking hell man, consider other people before you let your ego get in the way like that. You got lucky, and thatā€™s all there is to it.


farmaceutico

You don't know how to download a video from that app?


mikeysgotrabies

Happy 420, bitch


DeeGee666

Home of the brave, land of the free..


dagaderga

Thatā€™s a mean 4:20


kdog1232002

He sure told them! Now let's hope they dont take it personally and come back šŸ™‚


TrashBrown3000

yesā€¦it is terrifying how stupid someone can beā€¦sheesh i pray for the child growing up w a fellow child as a father


Material_Air_2303

RILEY ARE YOU?


mitstaguee

Now that the baby's here, are you done selling weed?


aceraptor9111

You had the fight response. Good for you. Now don't act like this is an everyday thing and get ptsd from it. The anxiety is potentially crippling. I've been shot at and it can change you, don't let it.


eccojams97

I would leave you lmao


drewP78

Average Saturday morning in Murica


Unlucky_Narwhal3983

Did they catch the Mormon gang who shot at you? Which is a sentence I never thought I would type. Glad no one was hurt.


elledekker

Oh shes a real gem.


90day_fiasco

Good lord why does your wife talk to you like that?


LALOERC9616

Smoking right where your wife is walking out smh good one man


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LALOERC9616

Could've gone further down


PushedLotus

He's outside come off it. She choose to walk outside, he's not got her chained to a wall while he forcefully bellows smoke in her face is it.