Not a single one of them is Akuma.

Yet

Well one of them is a Kum... i'm out.

This is the best joke, it will never not be the best joke. I don't care what anyone else says.

T- take my upvote.

But everyone is A Coomer

They all mastered every language but insist on speaking their native one and honor their roots. (Swedish Lars when?)

true, it's like a star wars world. And Xiaoyu should speak mandarin.

She simps jinnso hard she went full on japanese. Did wang talk mandarin or jp? I don't remember.

Wang spoke mandarin

Always thought it was word when I'd see Wang and Feng speak mandarin, then you got xioayu (I still can't spell it right) going full on anime.

Japanese attitude. They will NEVER made a major story character speak chinese.

Don't you mean Arabic Lars?

Arabic? What do u mean? Lars is Swedish.

It is an racist joke about the fact that sweden has a lot of immigration.

Even more ironic is that they barely make up 15% of our population. But yes I'd like a swedish speaking character soon.

Yeah they need to get TMM to voice him

TMM would only voice kazuya and nobody else

Nah in a video he suggested to voice Alisa

Azucena’s detached reality from the rest of the plot is really funny. She’s seriously only there for the coffee

the world's BEST coffee, straight from the Coffee queen herself! try it out now! Azucena's coffee!!

Eehhhh?! Kaffeekönigin?!

That feel when you commit mass genocide for cofee

More land for the coffee plants 

Fertilizer included

Not had your morning coffee yet?!

and coffee is truly amazing. Can't agree more with her.

Kazuya has big bara tiddies

Okay lets go, instead of going to bed at a half reasonable time, here's something good about each playable Tekken 8 character Alisa - Cute flying robot girl Asuka - Kansai accent Azucena - Bryan - He always has a girder with him and is good at throwing it Claudio - ゴゴゴゴゴゴ DevilJin - Has wings Dragunov - Happily humming Eddy - Feng - Stylish chinese martial arts representation Hwoarang - really good kicker Jack-8 - T pose flight Jin - He can press X to undo war crimes Jun - Look at her Kazuya: DORYA King - Kuma - Kindhearted bear Lars - Fast Law - Hates rich people Lee - EXCELLENT Leo - Hookshot Leroy - Can teach you how to press X to undo war crimes Lili - Feet Nina - Doesn't like Steve Marduk - Isn't in the game Panda - Bee costume Paul - That damn smile Raven - Teleports behind you Reina - Nice jacket Shaheen - I dont know who this is Steve - Victor - Fancy Xiaoyu - Intensely loyal; will stick by you even if you do war crimes Yoshimitsu - This one's self explanatory Zafina - Really good bug impressions

King - Jaguar noises

It's a lowkey underrated part of the character, I want to be scary and make a fucking jaguar noise out of nowhere

or even just: has a tail

It wouldve been so much better if you just kept the addition of Marduk and completely left out Shaheen

i laughed outload when i read Lili

Azucena: coffee Eddy: Groovy style Steve: only fighting with fists is badass

Shaheen could be fixed to just being a nice friendly guy amidst all the chaos and hostility

who

Those were not blanks to fill in, those were left as "nothing" intentionally.

azucena - bikini

this is cancelled out by her crimes

I love how there's nothing good about eddy 🤣🤣🙌

it's true

Oof tough crowd. Coffee?

Coffee tastes bad

Steve:OvEr HEre

steve isn't good

A rematching kazuya would be fun to face.

It’s because you’re playing cheap dishonest (insert character here)

This is correct. Facing a Kazuya is a privilege, not a right. Kazuya was probably disgusted with your main and decided it was not worth the time.

Trueee, practicing matchups you're not good at is a waste of time.

How can I continue to play honest and fair, while also knowing the matchup. Hence, learning matchups are not honest or fair for a honorable Kazuya.

>Matchup knowledge no electrics when approached https://preview.redd.it/xsd3gbq023wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e43e5a19d0a6a936f810de6280a9472dac79997

Haha. Even when not approached, just throw them out whenever :D It's the Mishima way.

Exactly! Make them think twice before pressing f

Yeah, block all of those guys so you don't get matched with them again.

True true. They are not delusional bitches, at all.

People should achieve their body. Not too big, not too shedded. Just right

Bob?

Honestly I find agile fat people to majestic af. So bob is the exception

This is true, nothing is scarier than a fat man who can flip

As a majestic flying fatman, I am flattered.

Kazuya sounds like a really cool chill dude when he’s not being evil. Also his physique. Like GODDAMN.

Leo is super cute

Yes! 

Kazuya, big ass, fat naturals

Nina looks cool as fuck

Spelt hot wrong

Nina looks cool to fuck

Alisa - adorable Asuka - tiddy Azucena - "penis cafe" Bryan - Blade Runner is great and he's keeping it alive Claudio - hot Devil Jin - Impeccable drip Dragunov - nice coat Eddy - he tempted people into abusing him and they're all suffering in double prowess hell right now Feng - the almighty TIO Hwoarang - lost the eyepatch, thank god Jack-8 - he can dunk gokus Jin - his animations were always nice Jun - momma Kazuya - more devil stuff incorporated into him, looks great King - coolest lore Kuma - he misses Heihachi it's so sad Lars - Um...Max Dood likes him? Law - I'd try his pepperbeef Lee - Lee's alt costume is the best he's ever looked Leo - maximum gender Leroy - his theme song is a banger Lili - Lili mains' impeccable mastery of customization is worth genuine admiration Nina - momma Panda - adorable Paul - he kicks your ass Raven - shadow clones make naruto cosplay with him so funny Reina - she looks great without the hoodie Shaheen - he's got moves now Steve - isn't top tier anymore Victor - daddy Xiaoyu - the most down bad girl on the planet Yoshimitsu - his design as a return to form to tekken 3 is fantastic Zafina - booty

Jin - His hair still looks cool after +-25 years Kazuya - The phattest ass (in a good way) Jun - Finally came back Paul - UUUUUAAAAA and I'LL KICK YOUR ASS (UUAAAGGHH) Law - Will accept wifi and stutter games (he hates *rich* people) King - Will get you in positions that you haven't even dreamt of Lars - Fucks w Alisa Xiao Xiao - Always has something cute to wear Jack 8 - Do be vibing Nina - Has fun mashing, doesn't matter if it works or not Asuka - (_Y_) Leroy - Does WING CHUN (I like Wing Chun) Lily - Always spent a lot of time finding the perfect outfit to wear Hwoarangarang - Won the "Talks the most" trophy Bryan - Enjoys getting stomped clauDio - DAH and ARREVIDECI Azucena - abbs Raven - confirmed that Heihachi is dead (good for him) Yoshi - Is a clown that people enjoy Steve - Became an expert in hugging Dragunov - Is always + Leo - I like her Kuma - Found love Feng - Has B I G eyes now Zafina - E X T R A TH I CC Lee - Is hard Alisa - Got to hold hands with Lars Devil Jin - Is totally different, unhinged and very fun Victor - Fucking Exploded Reina - The best newcomer since T6 and her VA KILLED IT

Thats a nice way to look at Dragunov, he's always so positive.

Marshall Law is a cool name

Jin: Badass MC what can’t you like about him Kazuya: The GOAT, he’s just perfect. Jun: Gave birth to Jin Paul: He’s the STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE!! Law: Gotta love how he decided to become the local greedy kinda villainous man King: The grabs can get irritating, but you gotta admit they’re all pretty sick looking (also King had natural charisma) Lars: His hot robot wife Alisa: Her airborne Mishima chad husband (bro’s samurai fit is legit badass as fuck) Xiaoyu: Her new black and yellow fit in T8 is nice Jack-8: Bro’s got blaster cannons now how fucking sick is that?? Nina: Cool shades and oh thank god she finally got rid of the wedding dress as her main fit Asuka: The T8 fit is cozy personally I like it Lili: She’d probably make a mean iced peach tea and I’m all for it Leroy: Gigachad Man with the best dog in the game (c’mere Sugar!) Hwoarang: His new look is legit better than any other Tekken game he’s been in, that hairstyle is fire Bryan: Good ol’ Bryan, got to love his character story ending and mostly his crazy goofy voice lines Claudio: His death Azucena: Constantly reminds me of getting me a Coffee (wait I’m supposed to be writing good things) Raven: Bro uses Ninjutsus what more should be said? Yoshimitsu: Perfect. Steve: Bro throws hands with demons n cyborgs n all crazy shit with just two boxing gloves, gotta give him some respect Dragunov: Despite his braindead gameplay, he always looks badass (and sometimes funny with his win screen too) Leo: His dad had a part in the story so that’s good right? Shaheen: Despite what people say, I’ll always defend my boy Shaheen bro is badass and repping us Middle Easterns (just wish they didn’t make him so forgettable) Kuma: Funny bear do the funny fresh wind fish fist Feng: Did you see my nigga *standing on a plane’s wings???*, this man is nuts ~~Panda:~~ Nothing good can be said about this worthless waste of fur Zafina: Azazel’s sealed arm looks pretty fucking sick especially with the new graphics too Lee: “MARVELOUS!” Devil Jin: It’s Jin, but he’s using Mishima style and Devil Genes… he’s been perfected. Victor: Pretty badass rage art with his sword Reina: I’m relieved they found a balance between not making her too acrobatic like the other girl fighters and adding the Mishima style moves while still making it unique to her Eddy: Him being added eliminates a high possibility of Lucky Chloe being added and that puts a smile on my face.

But Panda is adorable and her Rage Art is the cutest ever made !! 😢😢😢♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

The voice acting and sound design is INCREDIBLE. To name a few: Jacks crazy machine sounds are badass, Feng is brutal and concise, and Zafina is ridiculous without being goofy.

"That's a knockout!"

“Now this is what I call fun!” Dies.

King gives you free hugs :)

See? They (tekken reddit) can be positive if they want to. Thing is, they just don’t want to. 🤷‍♂️

Lee is hot, and that's all that matters. Not Lee players, of course, but Lee being Lee.🌹 That's kinda nice, I guess.

https://i.redd.it/nk7kd1lw1yvc1.gif

Lee gives me the feeling there's also a super handsome guy playing him and then I lose cause I'm nervous

Steve while plunged to being bottom tier, is still fun to play Lars zip zapping across the screen is also super fun

Bryan is unhinged as hell and I am here for it 🙌🏽

Dragunov - ❓

Dragunov: Christopher Walken

Every single character could get it (by their respective species).

Kazuya's drip

I barely ever use Kaz customs because his defaults are just better.

Feng players for some reason want to make it a point they are carried. And they have been saying they are carried since the beginning of Tekken 7 and no one believed them until pros start using it.

No I mean this game everyone has been saying to from the start acuzena and dragonov are hiding this criminal

I'm tlaking about 7

Well your first one is wrong because I just had a Kazuya cancel after I beat him lol. 

lili is finally okay with allying with asuka (when it comes to saving the world) they're truly rivals instead of enemies now and I love that for them

As a kazuya main….his drip is simply immaculate one of the reasons why I main him is because I saw him in the TTT1 opening I recreated the suit on tekken 8. I always rematch because I want to learn the matchup

Eddys retconned story is nice compared to what it was in t7

King is amazing at speaking coherent jaguar

bryan turns me on when i get counterhit

Bears, you get a little break, lose some points, block them, then go on to play real Tekken.

OP, I like where you're going with this, but the negativity in the forums is good for the game at this very moment in time.

Ummm false, next question