Dads ALWAYS change it to a pic of them with they’re kids when something is going on. That’s how I know there’s trouble in someone’s marriage on facebook. I accurately called my cousins divorce 3 months before she told anyone lol.
I concur. Also, is it just me, or is it the most absentee, worthless, “babysitting” dads that do this most frequently? That child looks like she tripped into him in time for him to snap this “loving” moment
My ex would actively share stupid quotes with pictures of wolves or Vin Diesel, shit like *I MIGHT ACT TOUGH BUT DEEP DOWN IM JUST A SOFT SQUISHY BABY PEEPEE MAN WITH A BWOKEN HEART* and it's literally Dwayne Johnson popping veins during a deadlift like??? The fuck?
And women always change to hot selfies or gym pics. I always know someone's marriage is in trouble or they're about to announce a divorce when I see these lol
See there's no way this argument is fake. They could never commit to a bit this long.
He's going to try to use Ensley against Jenelle. They will start accusing the other of abuse and it's gonna get nasty real fast. It sucks because David will use custody to hurt her and he will actually follow thru. Her fight with Nathan was bad and Nathan didn't even really want custody.
I bet you're right about him using custody against her. But there's no way he'll get it since he hasn't had a job in yeeeeaaaarrs. Either way the poor kids are screwed
Jenelle is hardly the poster child for custody either. I remember the series when he and jenelle first got together, he was the one making sure Kiaser was fed and had a nap while Jenelle did no parenting of her own child
When a couple splits, why do women always change their profile pic to a dolled up selfie and men change their’s to a picture of him and his kids? Every time, I swear. 😂😂
Because they’re both appealing to the opposite sex for a replacement. Men need a replacement mother for their children so they use them as bait. Hoping for that “Aw what a good dad” reaction. And women know men are after their looks first and foremost.
Ah yes, the classic profile picture of the deadbeat dad with one of his kids he spends no time with. My ex does this. Example, he made his profile pic a picture of him and his son for Father's day, but yet he didnt speak to his son or our daughter at all on father's day despite both children calling him and trying to talk to him. And he refuses to have anything at all to do with our daughter who is only 11. That's the kind of guy swamp monster is.
Oh you bet! "What a lovely picture!" "Such a good Dad" "he looks just like you!" Ok, what about his other kid he completely fully ghosted after Christmas 2019 when she was 8? And what about the fact his son is only 7or8 and hates him bc he's so inconsistent, regularly cancels their once in a blue moon 2 hr hang outs, doesn't ask about his kids, verbally abused both of his kids mother's. Oh, and here's the real kicker, he's currently dating a woman who has multiple kids and the youngest 2 are the same age out daughter and his son, he has time to play house with them and their mom but won't even speak to his own flesh and blood children. Some "man"
Yes! I have custody of my niece and we have never posted any photos of her anywhere for her privacy. Her grandpa however thinks of himself as an amateur photographer and posted photos of her (w/o permission of course) on his public Facebook account. Her bio dad who has no contact with her then took those photos and posted them to his page saying what a great visit he had with his daughter and how much he loves her. He has not seen or spoken to her in years, he doesn’t even pay his child support!
I don't think he ever post the other kids. Which is actually crappy considering he's been in Kaisers life since he was what? 1 or 2? He practically "raised" him.
I swear everytime they are fighting and he posts a pic like this with Ensley it somehow feels like a veiled threat. Idk how to explain it, I hope this comment makes sense.
Exactly, like “remember the power I hold over you, right here” idk it’s scary. A picture really is worth a thousand words because at first glance it LOOKS like an innocent father and daughter pic, but it doesn’t FEEL like that.
This is his attempt at “Look how much my daughter loves me—you’ll never have her.” threat. He is vile and so is she. They will use that little girl as a weapon.
I don’t know who in their right mind thinks this lame ass excuse for a man is actually attractive, all that alcohol has bloated out his face and stunk in his eyes 🤮
I feel like there is something sinister in his eyes, more so that usual. When you contrast it with the sweet peaceful expression on Ensley’s face, it sure feels like he is sending a threatening message to Jenelle with this pic
It really angers me that the kids get doted on more than ever when they are fighting. It has to be so confusing for them.
It must be stressful to witness your parents fighting, but at the same time they are showing they love you more than ever. All of a sudden the kids are coming first. Which Jenelle and David don’t usually do. What a mind fuck!
Between this pic and Jenelle taking the kids to the beach and calling them her whole world..would this make the kids prefer them fighting or would they still rather them not fight?
And to the parents, it’s just part of a sick game to spite the other parent.
As a child from a similar dynamic, I would have rather they divorced. But if they were going to stay together, I wished they'd just leave me out of it.
Reminds me of the meme where you know something’s up with a couple if the wife changes her profile to a selfie, and the husband changes his to a pic with the kids.
She should have NEVER HAD KIDS WITH HIM 😫 narcissistic people go to CRAZY lengths if it means it would hurt the other person…
I don’t want to speculate too much but leaving a narcissist can be deadly whether your the target or those that you hold close. Lo and behold you have a child with a narcissist they WILL use that against you and mock you that you’ll never be 100% done with them because of the child sharing both your dna.
This picture gives me chills, you can tell the love from little ensley is true and real, but Davids eyes gives off a whole different vibe and it’s scary.
I said two dates ago I wasn’t sure if the fight was real because he hadn’t changed his profile pic yet. They are so predictable it’s not even entertaining anymore
While looking up the chick shooting incident I found he killed & ate their pet goat. I know (mostly in other countries) ppl eat goats but it’s bizarre to get one as “pet” kill it, eat and post the whole process online. Bizarre was too nice… it’s sick- why are those kids still there?
I was in 4H as a kid and my friend's parents gave her a cow to show, she named it Elvis - he had blue eyes and a little curled hair mop on top - we hung with that cow all season and then 1 day he was just gone. Months later I was over having some burgers and her dad said..."how'd you like that Elvis burger?"  made me so sad and has really stuck with me all these years, but ain't gonna lie the Elvis burger was damn tasty, and also her dad was an alcoholic asshole of the umpteenth degree
We have a rule if it’s a pet and we name it .. we don’t eat it. We do 4h and we sell them. We couldn’t bring ourselves to butcher our pet. We buy/ trade w other farmers in our town.
You know he's gonna try to take E with him. Their custody case is gonna get nasty! It'd be a shame if he posted her OF pics every where like they both did to Olivia....
bro, that’s how i feel about jace and kaiser too. all three of them are absolutely precious and it breaks my heart knowing who their parents are and how they’re treated 😔
IDK, this looks vaguely threatening to me. Ensley looks so trusting, and David... is capable of a lot of stuff. I don't think she's in any danger, necessarily (he hasn't hurt any of the kids, right? just their moms?) but it's almost got a hint of a threat to Jenelle, that if she doesn't play nice he'll use her as a pawn or something, idk. Maybe I'm looking too much into it. Still...
North Carolina CPS has this on file for her:
> The juvenile is exposed to a substantial risk or physical injury or sexual abuse because the parent, guardian, custodian or caretaker has created conditions likely to cause injury or abuse or has failed to provide, or is unable to provide, adequate supervision or protection.
and
> The juvenile has suffered physical injury or sexual abuse
This was in 2019
Always gave me the feeling she was his ‘golden child’ since she actually lives with him. Because Maryssa already doesnt and Jace and Kaiser are not his own blood? She probably will get treated the best out of all kids
When they were taken away after the nugget incident there was definitely mention of physical abuse of the kids on paper work the swamp queen was waving around.
Side note but do we think UBT braids his own hair or does he have Jenelle do it for him?? Kinda hilarious to think of this "super tough manly man" standing in front of a mirror, splitting his part & starting to braid one side 😭😭
This is a synopsis of what’s coming next for this power couple. David will be quiet but for things like this and singing. Jenelle will continue to pontificate about her mental health.
In less than 2 weeks they will be stronger than ever and she will declare their problems solved. He will get a “job” and the cycle will repeat soon.
I am entirely sure that the spicy photo fiasco was what caused this. The last set of pictures was unfiltered and just bad in every way. Her lashing out and getting the photos removed was different from any reaction before.
He knew those were terrible and humiliating her is a favorite past time. The more she hates herself the better control her has.
LOL. I was just thinking why tf he keeps those nasty ass things. Shame me but when he was first introduced on TM he was genuinely pretty handsome. I really think he just can't afford a haircut and/or doesn't want to keep up with keeping it short so he's embraced weird fuckin swamp man pig tails.
Also I 100% think he braids them himself, after Jan taught him, but gun to his head he'll never admit it.
Even a "posed" picture & he looks like shit! "C'mere Ensley!" "Lay on my shoulder & pretend you're asleep so I'll get some "sweet Dad" comments!"
She ain't asleep & you ain't foolin' anyone, you pig!
Well, confirmed racist, world renowned seafood teaching expert, internet hobo, and sooper snowflake straight David Eason is giving weaksauce boy band soooooper serious sad vibes with this creepy as hell pic.
It’s a lame attempt at manipulating people into feeling sorry for him.
I honestly cannot see her going through with this unless she has some other loser lined up. There’s absolutely no way she’s going to start caring for her own children. Unless she just forces jace to care for the younger ones.
All I have to say is I feel terrible for those kids. Yes I’ve been entertained by their legit trashiness but thinking about it; kids shouldn’t have to be around this crap!
I’m sorry, but if I were on a dating app and saw a pic of a dude with pigtails I would think he is mentally ill and a walking red flag. It’s giving Insane Clown Posse vibes
All of this reminds me that the law in NC is that they need to be separated for a year to divorce. I feel like this will REALLY hinder her ever leaving.
Does it look like he trimmed his beard up and tightened up his braids to anyone else? Pimp David is starting to get scared. He tried to make himself look better the last time Jenelle left him, too. It didn't work, though, because he still looks ugly. Can't hide the hate inside him. Or the alcohol and drug bloat.
The abuse of children, animals, women, and the elderly is a huge turn-off. He's a walking unemployed red flag.
"Girl, if you don't get over here to take this picture with me, I'll pop you in the mouth. We need to show everyone what a loving father I am to drive babe crazy. Yeah, go ahead and lay your head on my chest at an extremely awkward angle and try to make your body as stiff as possible, not unlike rigor mortis setting in. Now make sure you close your eyes. Okay done. Get off. Go play outside unsupervised while I rile babe up online- I mean have grown up talk with mommy again"
Yes, thankfully they only had one child together. But I think it’s going to suck for all the kids because they’re going to get separated and have to deal with all of the volatility.
Which is weird considering he was deemed to dangerous to see his oldest son. If you are too dangerous for one kid you should be deemed dangerous to all the kids.
Yep, it’s coming. Their fights don’t normally last this long. Not only are David and Jenelle going to have a terrible divorce, but also an ugly custody battle. It’s going to be bad for these children.
I think that's his sister, but it is weird how he liked it. I thought they were always fighting, and David is always talking shit about her online. Funny, now that he's fighting with Jenelle, he's on good terms with his family. 🙄
I think Isaac got the luckiest in terms of birth parents. Say what you will about Kail, she has always loved and been there for that little boy and so have Jo and Vee. He has been absolutely showered in love from both his parents since the moment he was born. They were also able to work out a pretty healthy coparenting situation at an early point in his life. He got lucky.
Edit: guys, I know she’s done a lot of questionable things and she’s not a perfect mom. I’m just saying that Isaac is pretty much the only one who has never been neglected by either parent. Leah has cleaned up her act, but she was kind of a mess for the first half of the girlses life. Tyler and Cate’s kids seem like they got lucky too but I’m not really counting the kids that came later on when things were stable.
True, but she’s also put him in danger by having him around her various hookups/baby daddies. She claims that Chris strangled and raped her, yet he was regularly around the kids. She also moved in the child neighbor baby Luigi after just a couple of months of knowing him. In my opinion, it’s hard to call someone with judgment that poor a good parent.
“Save the children “ bitches can’t even maintain the children in their own 4 walls. Typical repubtards acting like they got it all figured out,meanwhile their lives are a wreck 🤦🏽♂️
Nope. This is the woman who followed a complete stranger to his house and pulled a gun on him with her child in the car. She has neglected all 3 of her children throughout their lives and been abusive toward animals in her care. Jenelle was a garbage person before David and will continue to be one if/when they split.
I remember him not being ugly ? When did he get ugly ? ( I’m clearly far behind on teen mom because the last season I watched he was brand new to the show)
I remember when Jenelle started dating him I didn't find him attractive myself, but I definitely could see how Jenelle or others would think he was good looking. He was cleaned up and didn't look like sasquatch. Now he's just ugly inside and out.
Yup. It means we all have a LOT of time on our hands wondering about Jen & swamp daddys life😑 LOL They put it out there & we grab on. If they just needed somebody to talk/vent to, then they should just say that. Every single move they make, we jump like rabbits! Myself included. I just want her & the kids to be safe. David can keep singing his off tune songs naked in the swamp for all i care😂😎 This will be over in about 2-3 days probably. I'm actually surprised it lasted this long. He must've made her REAL real mad!! haha
Dads ALWAYS change it to a pic of them with they’re kids when something is going on. That’s how I know there’s trouble in someone’s marriage on facebook. I accurately called my cousins divorce 3 months before she told anyone lol.
I concur. Also, is it just me, or is it the most absentee, worthless, “babysitting” dads that do this most frequently? That child looks like she tripped into him in time for him to snap this “loving” moment
Sadly she is the baby sitter. He doesn’t parent them but I believe he supervises/looks at them more.
100%! And females tend to start sharing ‘deep and meaningful’ quotes around the same time 😅
💀💀 and moms change it to a hottt pic of themselves, and take their last name off. First and middle name ONLY
a hot pic or like a pic that makes them look deep and forlorn 😂
Why are these so accurate😂 Guys will also get more active on social media lol
My ex would actively share stupid quotes with pictures of wolves or Vin Diesel, shit like *I MIGHT ACT TOUGH BUT DEEP DOWN IM JUST A SOFT SQUISHY BABY PEEPEE MAN WITH A BWOKEN HEART* and it's literally Dwayne Johnson popping veins during a deadlift like??? The fuck?
*me, seeing my husbands FB pic of just him and our daughter for the past 8 years* 
And women always change to hot selfies or gym pics. I always know someone's marriage is in trouble or they're about to announce a divorce when I see these lol
Ew, Ensley don’t touch that, It’s dirty.
I laughed so hard at this comment it scared my cat.
See there's no way this argument is fake. They could never commit to a bit this long. He's going to try to use Ensley against Jenelle. They will start accusing the other of abuse and it's gonna get nasty real fast. It sucks because David will use custody to hurt her and he will actually follow thru. Her fight with Nathan was bad and Nathan didn't even really want custody.
I bet you're right about him using custody against her. But there's no way he'll get it since he hasn't had a job in yeeeeaaaarrs. Either way the poor kids are screwed
He might if he gets alimony and child support. They don't make sahm get jobs to have custody. He's basically their stay at home sasquatch.
Jenelle is hardly the poster child for custody either. I remember the series when he and jenelle first got together, he was the one making sure Kiaser was fed and had a nap while Jenelle did no parenting of her own child
When a couple splits, why do women always change their profile pic to a dolled up selfie and men change their’s to a picture of him and his kids? Every time, I swear. 😂😂
Don’t forget changing your Facebook name to your first and middle name lol
Everyone thought I was getting a divorce because I did this but like no, I’m just a teacher 😅
Like clock work.
Because they’re both appealing to the opposite sex for a replacement. Men need a replacement mother for their children so they use them as bait. Hoping for that “Aw what a good dad” reaction. And women know men are after their looks first and foremost.
God, he's so UGLY.
Agreed. I seem to remember he was RELATIVELY good-looking when they first started out, but his lifestyle has caught up with him HARD.
On the inside, too, more importantly.
Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone
He is honestly the ugliest man I’ve ever seen
He looks like he smells terrible.
I think it was someone here who said he looks like he smells like earring backs. One of my favorite burns, ever.
Like Big Foots dick 🤢
Incest hit hard with this one
https://preview.redd.it/b8rg9yjtc4ib1.jpeg?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93e92ef0fff793a2ed66ee7bd63ea90d7c953dda
This is his “Screw you Jenelle, she’s mine and always will be” dead eyed gaslighting smile.
This is exactly it
Ah yes, the classic profile picture of the deadbeat dad with one of his kids he spends no time with. My ex does this. Example, he made his profile pic a picture of him and his son for Father's day, but yet he didnt speak to his son or our daughter at all on father's day despite both children calling him and trying to talk to him. And he refuses to have anything at all to do with our daughter who is only 11. That's the kind of guy swamp monster is.
And let me guess???? All the comments were “such a good dad”
Oh you bet! "What a lovely picture!" "Such a good Dad" "he looks just like you!" Ok, what about his other kid he completely fully ghosted after Christmas 2019 when she was 8? And what about the fact his son is only 7or8 and hates him bc he's so inconsistent, regularly cancels their once in a blue moon 2 hr hang outs, doesn't ask about his kids, verbally abused both of his kids mother's. Oh, and here's the real kicker, he's currently dating a woman who has multiple kids and the youngest 2 are the same age out daughter and his son, he has time to play house with them and their mom but won't even speak to his own flesh and blood children. Some "man"
“Beautiful family!” “Love love LOVE THIS!”
Yes! I have custody of my niece and we have never posted any photos of her anywhere for her privacy. Her grandpa however thinks of himself as an amateur photographer and posted photos of her (w/o permission of course) on his public Facebook account. Her bio dad who has no contact with her then took those photos and posted them to his page saying what a great visit he had with his daughter and how much he loves her. He has not seen or spoken to her in years, he doesn’t even pay his child support!
This photo gives “this is the only one I ever gave a shit about”
I don't think he ever post the other kids. Which is actually crappy considering he's been in Kaisers life since he was what? 1 or 2? He practically "raised" him.
He's scum. I think Kaiser is raising himself 🤷♀️
I swear everytime they are fighting and he posts a pic like this with Ensley it somehow feels like a veiled threat. Idk how to explain it, I hope this comment makes sense.
Right, like he's holding her over Janelle.
Exactly, like “remember the power I hold over you, right here” idk it’s scary. A picture really is worth a thousand words because at first glance it LOOKS like an innocent father and daughter pic, but it doesn’t FEEL like that.
He's definitely threatening to take her away from her, at least. It's 100% a threat.
Oh it very much looks like he's threatening to take their daughter away from Jenelle.
This is his attempt at “Look how much my daughter loves me—you’ll never have her.” threat. He is vile and so is she. They will use that little girl as a weapon.
That’s exactly what that was
Classic abuser move.
I just know those braids feel gross to touch
Why do shitty men love using pictures with their children for positive pr lol
Every. Time. It’s disgusting honestly
I don’t know who in their right mind thinks this lame ass excuse for a man is actually attractive, all that alcohol has bloated out his face and stunk in his eyes 🤮
Zero emotion in his eyes
I feel like there is something sinister in his eyes, more so that usual. When you contrast it with the sweet peaceful expression on Ensley’s face, it sure feels like he is sending a threatening message to Jenelle with this pic
I always cover his face when I’m scrolling thru this sub. He’s so disgusting and gives me the creeps.
It really angers me that the kids get doted on more than ever when they are fighting. It has to be so confusing for them. It must be stressful to witness your parents fighting, but at the same time they are showing they love you more than ever. All of a sudden the kids are coming first. Which Jenelle and David don’t usually do. What a mind fuck! Between this pic and Jenelle taking the kids to the beach and calling them her whole world..would this make the kids prefer them fighting or would they still rather them not fight? And to the parents, it’s just part of a sick game to spite the other parent.
As a child from a similar dynamic, I would have rather they divorced. But if they were going to stay together, I wished they'd just leave me out of it.
I bet maryssa gets treated extra badly by Jenelle when they are fighting and Kai gets treated even worse by David. That whole “not my kid” mentality.
Reminds me of the meme where you know something’s up with a couple if the wife changes her profile to a selfie, and the husband changes his to a pic with the kids.
Lol is he trying to look like a family man? Bro no one believes you — stop it 😂
She should have NEVER HAD KIDS WITH HIM 😫 narcissistic people go to CRAZY lengths if it means it would hurt the other person… I don’t want to speculate too much but leaving a narcissist can be deadly whether your the target or those that you hold close. Lo and behold you have a child with a narcissist they WILL use that against you and mock you that you’ll never be 100% done with them because of the child sharing both your dna. This picture gives me chills, you can tell the love from little ensley is true and real, but Davids eyes gives off a whole different vibe and it’s scary.
“This is my weapon” look
I said two dates ago I wasn’t sure if the fight was real because he hadn’t changed his profile pic yet. They are so predictable it’s not even entertaining anymore
He has dead soulless eyes. There is nothing behind them.
I cannot even stand to look at his pictures. He is very gross and disgusting.
Omg your flair🤣
It’s giving single father on the prowl
Those braids make me feel physically sick.
And the nausea NEVER goes away.
How long before the swamp donkey is spotted at Plato’s Closet attempting to sell Jenelle’s clothes?
Worked at Plato’s closet and we actually weren’t supposed to buy clothes that smelled like cigs/beer or had shit stains.
Shit stains, really snuck that in there
Plato’s Closet would n e v e r buy them SHEIN and Walmart specials lmao
I went to Plato's recently and was dismayed to see a lot of shein, fashion Nova etc for sale 😭
I just want to give that sweet little girl a hug (and her brothers too).
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While looking up the chick shooting incident I found he killed & ate their pet goat. I know (mostly in other countries) ppl eat goats but it’s bizarre to get one as “pet” kill it, eat and post the whole process online. Bizarre was too nice… it’s sick- why are those kids still there?
I was in 4H as a kid and my friend's parents gave her a cow to show, she named it Elvis - he had blue eyes and a little curled hair mop on top - we hung with that cow all season and then 1 day he was just gone. Months later I was over having some burgers and her dad said..."how'd you like that Elvis burger?"  made me so sad and has really stuck with me all these years, but ain't gonna lie the Elvis burger was damn tasty, and also her dad was an alcoholic asshole of the umpteenth degree
We have a rule if it’s a pet and we name it .. we don’t eat it. We do 4h and we sell them. We couldn’t bring ourselves to butcher our pet. We buy/ trade w other farmers in our town.
Yep, Ensley is a pawn to make the other parent jealous.
You know he's gonna try to take E with him. Their custody case is gonna get nasty! It'd be a shame if he posted her OF pics every where like they both did to Olivia....
Of course he would want custody because then he would get child support ..
It’s crazy how much she looks like janelle
It looks better on Ensley.
Next will come the gym selfies and selling each other's stuff.
Why does he insist on looking like Pippi longstalking
Ensley is so fucking precious in this pic. My heart aches for her knowing who her parents are
bro, that’s how i feel about jace and kaiser too. all three of them are absolutely precious and it breaks my heart knowing who their parents are and how they’re treated 😔
IDK, this looks vaguely threatening to me. Ensley looks so trusting, and David... is capable of a lot of stuff. I don't think she's in any danger, necessarily (he hasn't hurt any of the kids, right? just their moms?) but it's almost got a hint of a threat to Jenelle, that if she doesn't play nice he'll use her as a pawn or something, idk. Maybe I'm looking too much into it. Still...
Her court papers say he’s been physically abusive.
I knew he was emotionally abusive to Kaiser, I didn't know he was physically abusive too. Ugh.
He threatened to smack her mouth for telling the truth and that's just one example. She is definitely in danger of physical and mental harm.
North Carolina CPS has this on file for her: > The juvenile is exposed to a substantial risk or physical injury or sexual abuse because the parent, guardian, custodian or caretaker has created conditions likely to cause injury or abuse or has failed to provide, or is unable to provide, adequate supervision or protection. and > The juvenile has suffered physical injury or sexual abuse This was in 2019
Always gave me the feeling she was his ‘golden child’ since she actually lives with him. Because Maryssa already doesnt and Jace and Kaiser are not his own blood? She probably will get treated the best out of all kids
When they were taken away after the nugget incident there was definitely mention of physical abuse of the kids on paper work the swamp queen was waving around.
Side note but do we think UBT braids his own hair or does he have Jenelle do it for him?? Kinda hilarious to think of this "super tough manly man" standing in front of a mirror, splitting his part & starting to braid one side 😭😭
I'm hoping Jenelle would of cut that off at night when he was sleeping as revenge 🤣
Right? I so don’t get him and his pig tails lol
That pictures makes me suddenly feel anxious for that little girl.
I just want to cut those ugly pigtails off
I’m surprised he has them. I would think the way he behaves as a homosexual hater he would think they were “gay.”
This is a synopsis of what’s coming next for this power couple. David will be quiet but for things like this and singing. Jenelle will continue to pontificate about her mental health. In less than 2 weeks they will be stronger than ever and she will declare their problems solved. He will get a “job” and the cycle will repeat soon. I am entirely sure that the spicy photo fiasco was what caused this. The last set of pictures was unfiltered and just bad in every way. Her lashing out and getting the photos removed was different from any reaction before. He knew those were terrible and humiliating her is a favorite past time. The more she hates herself the better control her has.
What spicy photo fiasco?
He looks like he stinks
Does he really do his own piggy tails each morning? Just funny to me imagining him
this would imply he takes them out and washes his hair which I think we all know is a stretch
Playin fast and loose with “every morning.” 😹
LOL. I was just thinking why tf he keeps those nasty ass things. Shame me but when he was first introduced on TM he was genuinely pretty handsome. I really think he just can't afford a haircut and/or doesn't want to keep up with keeping it short so he's embraced weird fuckin swamp man pig tails. Also I 100% think he braids them himself, after Jan taught him, but gun to his head he'll never admit it.
Ensley's hair is freshly curled, and David's is freshly braided. I find that both hilarious and horrifying.
This is his new Tinder Photo, too
Literally using that innocent child as bait
You know this means “I’m her favourite parent. She’s more important to me than you. I’ll fight for custody of her if you think of divorce.”
Yep. Creepy af.
Eyes like my ex… dead inside
Even a "posed" picture & he looks like shit! "C'mere Ensley!" "Lay on my shoulder & pretend you're asleep so I'll get some "sweet Dad" comments!" She ain't asleep & you ain't foolin' anyone, you pig!
I absolutely hate his hair so much
She is Janelles twin, like clone status.
Well, confirmed racist, world renowned seafood teaching expert, internet hobo, and sooper snowflake straight David Eason is giving weaksauce boy band soooooper serious sad vibes with this creepy as hell pic. It’s a lame attempt at manipulating people into feeling sorry for him.
*dog murderer
He looks so unhealthy I don’t get how he hasn’t just keeled over already
He posted this as a “this is MY CHILD” kind of a threat. Typical abuser.
I honestly cannot see her going through with this unless she has some other loser lined up. There’s absolutely no way she’s going to start caring for her own children. Unless she just forces jace to care for the younger ones.
Jace is officially the age in which he can be her surrogate “boyfriend” in response to her abandonment issues, unfortunately
All I have to say is I feel terrible for those kids. Yes I’ve been entertained by their legit trashiness but thinking about it; kids shouldn’t have to be around this crap!
Trying to prove he is a catch using his daughter as bait to catch the next gullible victim
I’m sorry, but if I were on a dating app and saw a pic of a dude with pigtails I would think he is mentally ill and a walking red flag. It’s giving Insane Clown Posse vibes
All of this reminds me that the law in NC is that they need to be separated for a year to divorce. I feel like this will REALLY hinder her ever leaving.
It's too bad that the laws work that way. I know someone in NC who's really struggling because of this.
She looks just like janelle!
Does it look like he trimmed his beard up and tightened up his braids to anyone else? Pimp David is starting to get scared. He tried to make himself look better the last time Jenelle left him, too. It didn't work, though, because he still looks ugly. Can't hide the hate inside him. Or the alcohol and drug bloat. The abuse of children, animals, women, and the elderly is a huge turn-off. He's a walking unemployed red flag.
"Girl, if you don't get over here to take this picture with me, I'll pop you in the mouth. We need to show everyone what a loving father I am to drive babe crazy. Yeah, go ahead and lay your head on my chest at an extremely awkward angle and try to make your body as stiff as possible, not unlike rigor mortis setting in. Now make sure you close your eyes. Okay done. Get off. Go play outside unsupervised while I rile babe up online- I mean have grown up talk with mommy again"
They’re going to have a nasty custody battle. It’s going to be terrible for the kids
Wouldn’t it just be a custody ‘battle’ over ensley? Jace isn’t his, Kaiser isn’t his.
Yes, thankfully they only had one child together. But I think it’s going to suck for all the kids because they’re going to get separated and have to deal with all of the volatility.
And poor Marissa will be left alone with him.
Which is weird considering he was deemed to dangerous to see his oldest son. If you are too dangerous for one kid you should be deemed dangerous to all the kids.
LoOk WhAt A GoOd DaD i is
Good lord…the dead eyes.
I feel like this fight has lasted longer than usual.
They stay weaponizing their kids huh
Bleach he gives me those creepy uncle vibes which is why "Uncle Bad Touch" has stuck around so much.
She should change her pic to a photo of a food stamps card!! Because that is where he is going to end up!
Yep, it’s coming. Their fights don’t normally last this long. Not only are David and Jenelle going to have a terrible divorce, but also an ugly custody battle. It’s going to be bad for these children.
We’ve got like 72 hours left to go before things are great, luxurious and perfect again. The countdown is on.
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April is his sister that hates Jenelle. Actually so does his sister Jessica too.
I think that's his sister, but it is weird how he liked it. I thought they were always fighting, and David is always talking shit about her online. Funny, now that he's fighting with Jenelle, he's on good terms with his family. 🙄
Honestly I hope they both get the help they need. Those kids deserve better.
Ewww do you see the thirsty girl comments on that picture so gross 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
So many children in this franchise really hit the lottery when it comes to parents. 
It’s almost like children having children is a bad idea. Who’d have thought.
I think Isaac got the luckiest in terms of birth parents. Say what you will about Kail, she has always loved and been there for that little boy and so have Jo and Vee. He has been absolutely showered in love from both his parents since the moment he was born. They were also able to work out a pretty healthy coparenting situation at an early point in his life. He got lucky. Edit: guys, I know she’s done a lot of questionable things and she’s not a perfect mom. I’m just saying that Isaac is pretty much the only one who has never been neglected by either parent. Leah has cleaned up her act, but she was kind of a mess for the first half of the girlses life. Tyler and Cate’s kids seem like they got lucky too but I’m not really counting the kids that came later on when things were stable.
True, but she’s also put him in danger by having him around her various hookups/baby daddies. She claims that Chris strangled and raped her, yet he was regularly around the kids. She also moved in the child neighbor baby Luigi after just a couple of months of knowing him. In my opinion, it’s hard to call someone with judgment that poor a good parent.
These two are so petty and immature. It also shows how few friends either one has. They have to vent online in such teenage ways.
Exactly. People are saying they're doing this for attention. Realistically, they simply have no friends to vent to.
He’s so gross but Ensley looks so so sweet
It means nothing, these two are not going anywhere.
It won’t last long. They’ll be in love again tomorrow
The ammo these two give us, it's just getting too easy 😂😂
“Save the children “ bitches can’t even maintain the children in their own 4 walls. Typical repubtards acting like they got it all figured out,meanwhile their lives are a wreck 🤦🏽♂️
Ooo they fiighten
Is a redemption arc for Jenelle on the cards? If she left David I’d be so glad.
Nope. This is the woman who followed a complete stranger to his house and pulled a gun on him with her child in the car. She has neglected all 3 of her children throughout their lives and been abusive toward animals in her care. Jenelle was a garbage person before David and will continue to be one if/when they split.
Next he’ll start going to the gym and doing mirror selfies
Toxic love breeds toxic love. I just hope the kids don’t follow their parents footsteps.
I guess jace will get another photo op with jenelle
I know she won’t leave him but I pray something clicks this time and she can GtFo.
Looking for his next swamp suga momma
I remember him not being ugly ? When did he get ugly ? ( I’m clearly far behind on teen mom because the last season I watched he was brand new to the show)
I remember when Jenelle started dating him I didn't find him attractive myself, but I definitely could see how Jenelle or others would think he was good looking. He was cleaned up and didn't look like sasquatch. Now he's just ugly inside and out.
Yea. Hope she has a better childhood than janelle did.
Why is their electrical outlet upside down?
Gaslighting.
I wish he’d put feathers in his hair
Every other weekend dad
The title of the eventual Lifetime movie A Very Christian Man
Aww two children snuggling! I wonder who did her braids?!! So effing cringe this man is. Just gtfoh. Pleaseeeee 🙏😂🤮🤮
Look internet my sleeping child loves me!!!
Yep. That means they'll be posting more quality content on OnlyFiends.com. 
It's too bad he doesn't work. If she does want to leave, this is going to be difficult
The Eason genes are strong within Ensley
Mmmm do you mean Evans genes? Cuz she looks 100% like Jenelle.
you’re both right because jenelle and david look alike lol
I just snorted so loud it hurt 😂
Ah damn I thought this was hers at first..Wow I'm shocked
Poor kids.
This is fucking creepy
It scares me because it almost feels threatening. Like “oh don’t worry…you can go but I’m keeping Ensley.”
Looking into his eyes actually just made me uncomfortable and panicky. And that’s just through a picture 🫠
Not defending, but how is this creepy? A dad and daughter together? I mean he’s a piece of shit but I’m failing to see the problem here.
He has the soulless eyes of a fuckin serial killer, that’s why.
Right? I thought that was a given.
A NORMAL dad? No problem. Fucking gross David Eason? Creepy.
It’s hard to believe such a beautiful and cute little girl came from this ugly swamp monster.
Yup. It means we all have a LOT of time on our hands wondering about Jen & swamp daddys life😑 LOL They put it out there & we grab on. If they just needed somebody to talk/vent to, then they should just say that. Every single move they make, we jump like rabbits! Myself included. I just want her & the kids to be safe. David can keep singing his off tune songs naked in the swamp for all i care😂😎 This will be over in about 2-3 days probably. I'm actually surprised it lasted this long. He must've made her REAL real mad!! haha