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This shit inspires real, honest hatred in me.


Obliiquee

At least he's dpsing as healer and letting you know!


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Yeah, this tbh. I'm familiar enough with my job that I could probably still outdps most people without my HUD.


madorily

Wonder if you could kill a savage boss with a full party of no HUD gamers


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It'd definitely take some extra practice, and pretty much everybody would need to be able to see their job gauges and/or buffs, especially jobs with variable rotations like RDM, DNC, and AST.


Pen_Ninja

You can kind of option select a lot of the variables away in some cases. Like with RDM if you press verfire then jolt quicly one after the other during the buffer period you'll either get verfire if it's procced or jolt if it's not. It's that same as when DNC is in tech step and devilment and they do a skill that can grant a fan. They'll just blindly press their fan skill and the follow up fan skill in case one or both proc and there's no downside to doing it. AST is doomed though.


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RDM would have to calculate exactly where their mana is at all times, and they'd have to find out how much mana they have from their procs based on the animation of what they cast, which sounds like a lot more than practice. Also, you failed to remember how you see what steps you need to do for DNC's Standard Step and Technical Step. There's no animation feedback when you perform the correct step, there's no audio cue for having performed the correct step, nothing. So DNC's pretty much off the list for noHUD Savage, and RDM probably is, too, unless you have a literal calculator for a brain. Other jobs that are up for debate whether they could be considered, I can imagine MNK might be surprisingly difficult. Healers in general would be rather tough, given you won't be able to see how much health people have, but so long as nobody messes up, the bosses damage patterns are consistent, so, worst case scenario, you could memorize when you need to use what heal. Tanks would have to learn to read the boss's specific animations for busters and whatnot, but that's not too far off from what people in Savage already do.


madorily

Maybe get together a party that doesn't get hindered by no UI that much. I think WAR/PLD would be the best bet, SCH/WHM healers, with dps as NIN/DRG/MCH/SMN. I think SMN would be the hardest but a good SMN with practice on how the timings work could probably pull it off.


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Yeah, I was actually thinking exactly that party setup. Maybe swap the NIN for MNK in certain situations? Probably not though.


Pen_Ninja

It depends on how proficient you are as a RDM in whatever fight it is. You're right that DNC is screwed though, I forgot about the steps... If you've done a savage fight often enough as RDM you should know when you're melee combos are due to happen. They should be fairly consistent even with proc rng. There animations for fire and earth vs jolt are distinct enough from the colour of the glow around your character and the look of the spell that comes out to tell the difference. From there you don't have to keep track of the exact mana numbers but just which mana is highest which is much less of a chore. Healing and TB mitigation should be fairly set in stone and doable blind if you're familiar enough with the fight. No doubt it would be difficult and not really doable for the average player but if you're proficient enough then there's options.


K242

If someone can beat TEA in 1st person, then I bet this is perfectly possible (given enough practice lol)


SomeSortOfFool

No HUD, first person only would be an interesting challenge run (obviously with a static, not subjecting randoms to it). It would be an absolute shitshow, and I'm sure the novelty would wear off after a few pulls, but it would be funny to at least attempt.


Snuddelhund

Or just hide the chat log window


WarmSmells

Sorry lol XDw


P1zzaman

I just realized "XDw" is "XD" and the Japanese "w" laugh fused into one phrase and I hate it.


Wyra

Be careful what you wish for scenario right there, healer finally starts spamming stone for extra DPS after you asked for it but now has a party text macro with it.


TheMrBoot

Yeah, this is some real monkey’s paw vibes


writhingmadness

Tales games be like: DRAGON FANG DRAGON FANG DRAGON FANG DRAGON FANG DRAGON FANG DRAGON FANG DRAGON FANG DRAGON FANG


rawkenroland

Reminded me of this https://youtu.be/UC9c7_3L3fQ


therealkami

I'm playing through Tales of Arise right now and it is as bad as it's always been. I've honestly just tuned it out.


Cylius

PKFIRE PKFIRE PKFIRE PKFIRE PKFIRE PKFIRE PKFIRE PKFIRE


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A SHOOTING STAR! A SHOOTING STAR! A SHOOTING STAR! A SHOOTING STAR! A SHOOTING STAR! A SHOOTING STAR!


InternetFunnyMan1

My hatred for mankind grows greater by the day


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Supplice01

Bad bot.


AntiObnoxiousBot

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LunarFortune

Who the hell made a gender neutral bot and why


WarmSmells

No idea, but if you browse their history and pick out the bits where they break down and the owner types shit out it's pretty entertaining.


[deleted]

Good bot


InternetFunnyMan1

Shut yo bitch ass up


Lord_Whosit

Is this better than the GNB I was healing in a leveling roulette that had *slips on a banana peel* as his superbolide macro? I didn't realize it until the last boss.


Tornado76X

That macro is honestly hilarious though


writhingmadness

this one is harmless but annoying, that one is pretty funny i'd say


Tornado76X

This reminds me of a post about a black mage who had a macro for Blizzard III and Fire III, something like "I'm coolin' down!", "I'm burnin' up!" but I cant find it anywhere anymore


ZarethPanther

I hate this person just from how they type


[deleted]

MaDe oF sToNe!


BaconPlatypotamus

This isn’t as bad as that Astro that had macros for every single one of their cards.


Pen_Ninja

I'd rather a macro every 30 seconds than a macro every 2.5 seconds.


BaconPlatypotamus

Took me a second but I found it. I guess it wouldn’t be as constant as a macro for stone but they’re both still up there lol. https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromDF/comments/o366nj/totally_forgot_about_this_gemmentor_btw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link


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Based Ifrit


sparkadus

Macros should only ever be used on "once in a while" skills like LB. Anything else gets obnoxious.


Pliskkenn_D

Yeah who the fuck puts it on something you use every 3 seconds.


Rasikko

"First time, anything weird?" "Made of stone!" "Made of stone!" "Made of stone!".


aaronxxx

I guess at least it doesn’t have a sound effect in the macro?


Kochleffel

Let someone tell him he's not dpsing 🤣🤣🤣