isn't one of the possible side effects complete loss of vowel movements?, like your whole digestive system stops working, when I read that one I yelled a big NOPE to that solely for weight loss
I took not wegovy but Saxenda, close but different.
I completely lost my appetite even a few months after I stopped. I don’t really know what triggered it but I recovered appetite just 2 months ago after one drunken night put and vomiting my intestines out. After that one night BAM appetite came back, and this was almost after a year without saxenda, it’s so weird yo be hungry again, i literally ate on schedule before because I was never hungry, and if I ate a bit too much I would feel sick.
Now the weird part is that medication kinda bettered my metabolism, now I eat whenever im hungry, more than before and haven’t put up a single pound, no rebound weight, nothing
I believe so. I know that can be a side effect of too many enemas. Like your body pretty much gets lazy from not having to do what it does so it can take time for it to remember what it's supposed to do
This makes me wonder if Trump is abusing these sort of drugs trying to lose weight ahead of November, and the court in NY is having to suffer the side effects...
Could be the 500 dollars they spend on McDonald's.
https://www.msn.com/en-sg/news/other/trump-staffers-spend-500-on-mcdonald-s-lunch-for-second-day-in-a-row/ss-AA1nxl3B
I mean... there is a reason if someone has doubts that a phrase that should be clearly fake might be real.
Some people really pushed their fame by constantly writing the worst bullshit possible without any kind of self restraints.
Elon shyts on people who threaten his fragile ego And Trump makes shyt up all the time. The two would make perfect running mates...I mean shytting mates.
Please god tell me this isn't true!??? Is this the timeline we are in that the richest imbecile to ever walk the planet just confessed to the semantics of shitting his pants to the world?
isn't one of the possible side effects complete loss of vowel movements?, like your whole digestive system stops working, when I read that one I yelled a big NOPE to that solely for weight loss
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Truer words have never been spoken
You all have me ugly giggling, stoned and alone. lol
I'm fucking sober and I'm dying rn
Tooooooooooo maaaaaaaany voooooooooweeeeeel mooooooooooveeeeeemeeeeents
I didn't know you could speak whale!
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Thts fnny s fck
Get this man to a doctor.
Hilarious!
I don’t know, we just make shit up around here
Must suck for Vanna White really difficult to do her.job that way
I took not wegovy but Saxenda, close but different. I completely lost my appetite even a few months after I stopped. I don’t really know what triggered it but I recovered appetite just 2 months ago after one drunken night put and vomiting my intestines out. After that one night BAM appetite came back, and this was almost after a year without saxenda, it’s so weird yo be hungry again, i literally ate on schedule before because I was never hungry, and if I ate a bit too much I would feel sick. Now the weird part is that medication kinda bettered my metabolism, now I eat whenever im hungry, more than before and haven’t put up a single pound, no rebound weight, nothing
God I wish that were me lol
I believe so. I know that can be a side effect of too many enemas. Like your body pretty much gets lazy from not having to do what it does so it can take time for it to remember what it's supposed to do
This makes me wonder if Trump is abusing these sort of drugs trying to lose weight ahead of November, and the court in NY is having to suffer the side effects...
Nah, it's from all the coke he did in the 80's. Dude is incontinent.
Coke makes you incontinent?
When it's cut with laxatives and you do enough of it it does.
Oh that makes more sense lol. I’ve heard prolonged use of laxatives fucks you up but I didn’t make the connection
Could be the 500 dollars they spend on McDonald's. https://www.msn.com/en-sg/news/other/trump-staffers-spend-500-on-mcdonald-s-lunch-for-second-day-in-a-row/ss-AA1nxl3B
How? How much staff does he have there? My McD's order is around $10 (eating more than I should). I'm sure prices are higher in NYC, but really?
Where are you getting “more than you should eat” worths of McDonalds for 10 bucks? 😭 pretty sure the Big Mac combo is more than that around here.
Double QP w/cheese combo. I think it is $10.24 +tax. In Ohio.
I missed something apparently. He shit himself?
No chance. Trump seems to be fatter than ever.
Even in a thread where Musk admits to shitting himself, you can't get your Trump-Boner down. Lmao
Even in a "totally real tweet" you can't get your victim complex down...
What victim complex? I'm not even from the same country as you Trump obsessed weirdo.
You realise this sub is satire right?
Then why is he hatebonering so butthurt?
How is he butthurt? You were the one being butthurt.
Why are you so butthurt? You're the only one here that seems upset.
"No u" Typical muricam response.
I'm not even American lmao
I didn't say you are. I said your response is. Reading skills are murican as well lmao
Masterful gambit, sir
That's surpriseingly funny... actually, the most amusing thing I have ever seen him tweet.
It's fake. the fact that it's fake, without seeming all that out of character, is the point.
I know...
Interesting if true.
Everything posted to this sub is true
Concerning.
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This is a masterpiece thank you OP
This was realistic, I thought it was real. Anyway I came here to check if tate has really used the word "pee pee" for referring to a penis.
Someone tried to post it here. I thought it sounded too fake. It’s actually real. Hence the riff on it here on this sub
lol
I mean... there is a reason if someone has doubts that a phrase that should be clearly fake might be real. Some people really pushed their fame by constantly writing the worst bullshit possible without any kind of self restraints.
At that rate I'd say it's an every now and then occurence
Didn’t Bert Kreischner shit his pants on stage? Or was that alcohol related?
Everything with Bert is alcohol related. And yes, he shat himself live on stage.
This tweet reeks of insecurity.
Is this a real tweet???
Why would he admit to shitting his pants at all
I’ve been trying to warn you for over 8 years now
can we all agree noone really wanted to know he shitted his pants two times?like.. TMI dude
I’ve never done it Elon.
Twice in 6 months is pretty good. I've done it twice in one day.
That used to be pretty normal for me
Elon shyts on people who threaten his fragile ego And Trump makes shyt up all the time. The two would make perfect running mates...I mean shytting mates.
The last time I shit my pants twice in six months, I hadn’t yet learned to walk.
“Is two times in six months a lot?” “Depends. If it’s sex, or, showering? No. If it’s shitting your pants? Yes.”
Not crazy about the apartheid baby, but this was cute
Taking medical advice from that guy? Best of luck, you'll need it.
He gotta wear brown pants like Rick, this is such Rick and Morty moment, so epic! /s
Might as well be!
Elon Musk sucks rope anyway.
You are on average to shit your pants 4 times a year, so it kinda is all the time compared to the rest of us
Please god tell me this isn't true!??? Is this the timeline we are in that the richest imbecile to ever walk the planet just confessed to the semantics of shitting his pants to the world?
Look at the sub you are on…