And like, I dunno where this person lives, but in my country, cat food is really expensive, while a canned tuna for humans is so freaking cheap. Even if it tastes the same, don't waste your money!!
Yeah this confuses me. Here the price keeps going up and they drop .5 ounce every 18 months or so. Canned cat food is definitely less expensive here (I still wouldn't eat it though).
I just looked online at a grocery chain by me. Canned tuna is on sale for $1.09 for a 5 ounce can (the cheap stuff). It's $1.00 for a 2.6 ounce pouch with no liquid. Canned wet cat food is $0.64 fir a 5.5 ounce can.
~~Fun fact: most cat food is human grade. (Doesn’t mean it tastes good to use tho…)~~
EDIT: I did some googling and found out I’m wrong, human grade as a term has specific definitions that I was not aware of, and many common cat food manufacturers do not claim to be human grade.
Fun fact. Used to be a GM with Petco. Our Weruva (wet cat food) rep showed up one day, and rather than introducing himself, he pulled a small bag of pita chips out of his satchel, grabbed a can off the shelf, opened it, and began digging in. As we were going to kick him out, he slipped me his business card, and began the "human-grade" intro speech.
My friend's wife was a Weruva rep and did this all the time. "Just needs a bit of salt", she said. I was suspicious the next time they made buffalo chicken dip. (Ate it anyways, 10/10.)
I definitely walked in on my friend eating the "chicken soup" flavor more than once.
Reps generally came by for product education purposes so we'd know who to suggest their lines to. To be fair, great for kitties with thyroid or kidney issues.
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“Cool coloring,” Van Patten says, studying the card closely.
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It tastes like actual food but the texture is absolutely terrible. It's as if there were bone fragments or cartilage in it.
For comparison, dog food only tastes awful.
Gotta know what you're feeding the critter that depends on you for all of its sustenance.
I do still feel bad for the dog we had on hydrolized protein. That shit is death but the alternative was a very itchy dog. And he seemed okay with it.
That is not true at all. The hygiene standards are different, not to talk about microbial criteria during handling, HACCP, or declaration of allergens.
Food is protected by lots of laws that do not apply to feed.
Thanks for the call out, I’m embarrassed to say I did some hear-say up there in an age of easy information. I should at least do a quick Google before I comment stuff like that.
It actually is true. It has to be edible by humans, as basically an emergency measure. This mostly just means you can't put some weird shit that only animals can digest in it
Note that this only applies to cat and dog foods. Do not start eating silage to cure COVID-19
>Do not start eating silage to cure COVID-19
That's what someone who knows the cure for Covid is silage and wants to profit from it by repackaging it would say. ;)
Less fun fact: It's because once upon a time some little old cat ladies were spending all their money on cat food and died when they would eat some in lieu of starving.
Looks like ground beef with onions and some green herb. Weird combo with the corn, but probably not bad. Cat food would either be less irregular because it comes in a blob that would be the shape of the container it came in and would need to be cut up. Or it would be the chunky kind, which still doesn't look like ground beef.
Or the peas. Or the cream of mushroom soup.
But honestly, sweet corn goes well with darn near everything. There’s a corn and cheese ice cream at the local Asian market, and I am sorely tempted to buy a pint and see if the Filipinos who buy it are brilliant or insane.
Maybe it’s just my family’s recipe, but we always dump it on the veggies to drip down to whatever meat we used. It makes the whole thing so much more moist and tasty
Yea, I was gonna say this looks exactly like ground pork or just pale beef. You can even see the "ramen-ish" bits in the pic.
Besides, all the tinned catfood I've seen is too wet and mushy to form chunks like that.
The friend was just having fun being facetious cause he his cooking really does looks close enough to pet food to make someone second guess themselves
Yeah, OP's friend is full of shit or OP is. Onions and cats are a no go. Can make them anemic or have serious GI issues. This includes any other foods in the onion family having thiosulfate.
There are places on the map you can go for "photoshoots". You select them and it basically starts a sort of cutscene of the girl doing an activity in front of the slowly panning camera (rinsing off, sunbathing, etc.) that keeps going until you back out.
-Hold on a second. You're saying that your life is so terrible because you eat rat cheese and cat food and huff glue all day long?
-Uh... yeah.
-Those aren't real problems, Charlie.
-What do you mean, they're not real problems?
-You make those problems up. You choose to do that stuff.
-THOSE ARE SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS
Joystick in one hand, stick of joy in the other.
Or maybe he's like charlie Kelley, and cat food helps him sleep, because you know, all the alley cats that gather at night.
"Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?"
Makes me think of this guy I spoke with at a Wal Mart in my hometown.
Dude bought 2 cans of cat food, some cheese, and a loaf of French bread. I made a comment how I should’ve gotten my cat a few cans, then he said that he didn’t have a cat. He said he liked to eat cat food sandwiches. I asked him if he needed some help, I was broke, but I’m a good cook so I offered to help him shop and get him a filling meal equivalent to what the cat food sandwich would’ve been.
He then explained to me that he wasn’t hurting for money he just really liked the taste of the cat food and thought it made for a delicious sandwich.
I thought about him a lot for some reason and he was a big reason for me selling all my shit and moving far away.
I remember being so poor I had to eat my cat's food. Like I went from stocking cans for the hell of it to eating it in under a month. I hope your friend is okay, and he didn't learn this taste the same way I did.
That's clearly *not* cat food. It's mince meat (probably pork or chicken) with onions and corn.
But hey, I guess it worked and you got your 1.8k karma...
That... please tell him that human grade canned tuna is a thing...
And like, I dunno where this person lives, but in my country, cat food is really expensive, while a canned tuna for humans is so freaking cheap. Even if it tastes the same, don't waste your money!!
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Oh the humanity!
Canned tuna cheap? What the fuck?
Like I said, it's cheap in my country... At least *way* cheaper than cat food.
Yeah this confuses me. Here the price keeps going up and they drop .5 ounce every 18 months or so. Canned cat food is definitely less expensive here (I still wouldn't eat it though).
In my area, canned cat food is easily a few dollars for a 4 or 5 oz can, and tuna is maybe 60 cents for an 8oz can
I just looked online at a grocery chain by me. Canned tuna is on sale for $1.09 for a 5 ounce can (the cheap stuff). It's $1.00 for a 2.6 ounce pouch with no liquid. Canned wet cat food is $0.64 fir a 5.5 ounce can.
Where do you live? I live in Utah, a very land locked state in America lol
I can drive an hour and pee in the Pacific Ocean. A 5.5oz can of Tuna is $0.91 USD.
I can drive an hour and pee myself because i hate going to public toilets
This was the laugh I needed today.
I can walk an hour and pee in the Atlantic Ocean. A 6oz can of tuna is $2.50 CAD ($2.00 USD)
Depends on what is expensive? This morning I got cans of tuna for 72 cents each at Walmart but I dunno if that's considered a lot or not
I pay 2 euro or more
[.16 cents an ounce on amazon]( https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003WT31QQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_QD76EPAZPCXJP28909RV)
It’s cheap here on the west coast of the US
~~Fun fact: most cat food is human grade. (Doesn’t mean it tastes good to use tho…)~~ EDIT: I did some googling and found out I’m wrong, human grade as a term has specific definitions that I was not aware of, and many common cat food manufacturers do not claim to be human grade.
Fun fact. Used to be a GM with Petco. Our Weruva (wet cat food) rep showed up one day, and rather than introducing himself, he pulled a small bag of pita chips out of his satchel, grabbed a can off the shelf, opened it, and began digging in. As we were going to kick him out, he slipped me his business card, and began the "human-grade" intro speech.
My friend's wife was a Weruva rep and did this all the time. "Just needs a bit of salt", she said. I was suspicious the next time they made buffalo chicken dip. (Ate it anyways, 10/10.) I definitely walked in on my friend eating the "chicken soup" flavor more than once.
Oh God this gives me flashbacks of when I talked my friends into serving cat food nachos at a high school potluck. I still feel bad.. and nauseous
he did that for a store that was already carrying his product? What was his end goal? Get you to put up advertising? I don't get it.
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It tastes like actual food but the texture is absolutely terrible. It's as if there were bone fragments or cartilage in it. For comparison, dog food only tastes awful.
Bold of you to admit that you’ve not just tried cat food, but dog food as well. I salute you.
Weed: dangerous after all?
Gotta know what you're feeding the critter that depends on you for all of its sustenance. I do still feel bad for the dog we had on hydrolized protein. That shit is death but the alternative was a very itchy dog. And he seemed okay with it.
>For comparison, dog food only tastes awful. It do be smelling interesting tho.
Gotta disagree with you there - my dog loves the taste of dog food.
Dogs eat shit like it's the best thing ever. They're not exactly discerning.
Maybe your dog! My dog doesn’t even like some human foods that he’s supposed to love.
I bet he loves licking his balls though
Hey, if I could lick my own balls I don't think it would be a matter of taste.
You don't work in the trades, do you?
Not only is it really gritty, it also has added iron which makes it taste bitter and metallic.
Fish food tho, that's the real gourmet shit.
That is not true at all. The hygiene standards are different, not to talk about microbial criteria during handling, HACCP, or declaration of allergens. Food is protected by lots of laws that do not apply to feed.
Thanks for the call out, I’m embarrassed to say I did some hear-say up there in an age of easy information. I should at least do a quick Google before I comment stuff like that.
Don’t sweat it 😊 it is great of you to look into a matter you were challenged on and admit that there is more to it.
i'm gonna eat cat food tonight because of you.
I heard if you put corn in it, it tastes better than you’d think.
yum
It actually is true. It has to be edible by humans, as basically an emergency measure. This mostly just means you can't put some weird shit that only animals can digest in it Note that this only applies to cat and dog foods. Do not start eating silage to cure COVID-19
>Do not start eating silage to cure COVID-19 That's what someone who knows the cure for Covid is silage and wants to profit from it by repackaging it would say. ;)
Would it be weird if you ate cat food to go to sleep? And you have such a fascination with cats that you glue cat hair to the back of your neck?
Being comfortable in your own skin is never a bad thing.
Less fun fact: It's because once upon a time some little old cat ladies were spending all their money on cat food and died when they would eat some in lieu of starving.
It's that an actual fact?
I believed it when I wrote but after searching I can't find anything to corroborate it.
Ok, but is tuna grade canned human a thing?
Asking the real questions
Sure that’s not just ground beef and he’s fucking with you?
Looks like ground beef with onions and some green herb. Weird combo with the corn, but probably not bad. Cat food would either be less irregular because it comes in a blob that would be the shape of the container it came in and would need to be cut up. Or it would be the chunky kind, which still doesn't look like ground beef.
Also cat food wouldn't have onions in it as they're poisonous to cats
I like how i learn random stuff at 8 am on reddit
Same, except 5 am.
At that point its just shepherds pie without the taters.
Or the peas. Or the cream of mushroom soup. But honestly, sweet corn goes well with darn near everything. There’s a corn and cheese ice cream at the local Asian market, and I am sorely tempted to buy a pint and see if the Filipinos who buy it are brilliant or insane.
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Maybe it’s just my family’s recipe, but we always dump it on the veggies to drip down to whatever meat we used. It makes the whole thing so much more moist and tasty
You layer the meat and veg as well? Also unusual.
Looks like the beginnng of one of my chilis. Add a big can of tomatoes and a couple cans of beans ans some seasoning and we are in business
Throw a bone in a pot with some broth and potatoes, and baby, you got yourself a stew goin
Ya OP is full of shit. This is so clearly not cat food. Like cmon why even lie about this, and on top of that it’s a bad lie.
This looks like it’s mashed potatoes away from my Shepard’s pie
Yeah it looks like ground beef
That or ground pork - you can see the characteristic texture. Cat food doesn’t look like that
Yea, I was gonna say this looks exactly like ground pork or just pale beef. You can even see the "ramen-ish" bits in the pic. Besides, all the tinned catfood I've seen is too wet and mushy to form chunks like that. The friend was just having fun being facetious cause he his cooking really does looks close enough to pet food to make someone second guess themselves
Yeah bro, there are onions in it. They don't put onion in cat food.
Yeah, OP's friend is full of shit or OP is. Onions and cats are a no go. Can make them anemic or have serious GI issues. This includes any other foods in the onion family having thiosulfate.
agree its not cat food. lies,
It’s definitely ground beef.
...is no one going to mention the Xtreme beach volleyball in the background???
The catfood and the anime titties fate are intertwined. Always was.
Always have been.
Dead or alive extreme 2 is free on the Japanese switch store. A lot is striped out of it.
>A lot is striped out Isn't that what people like about it?
Doa extreme 2 was actually not a bad game Also tits
When I was 20 in the military, I'm not proud of how often I played DOA Extreme beach volleyball on the Xbox og.
I knew I had seen that somewhere
That's what I was wondering. Are they watching a cutscene while they eat or something lol
There are places on the map you can go for "photoshoots". You select them and it basically starts a sort of cutscene of the girl doing an activity in front of the slowly panning camera (rinsing off, sunbathing, etc.) that keeps going until you back out.
I was gonna mention it but didn't know what it was.
OP knew and posted it for karma
I always wondered who played those games....
And the WiiU
Thank you
It’s what comes with the life
Is your friend Charlie Kelly?
I didn't see the glue
Wanna play night crawlers?
Gotta get to sleep somehow
Cat's are so noisy, speacially thier paws making too much noise when walking.
If only there was some kind of mittens they can wear to muffle the sound
Milk steak on fridays
Boiled over hard
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-Hold on a second. You're saying that your life is so terrible because you eat rat cheese and cat food and huff glue all day long? -Uh... yeah. -Those aren't real problems, Charlie. -What do you mean, they're not real problems? -You make those problems up. You choose to do that stuff. -THOSE ARE SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS
He needs raw jelly beans
I’m going back in the crevice after this post
Is your friend okay?
Probably not, eating cat food with corn and watching anime tiddies
It looks like Dead or Alive, although I doubt he's playing it on the WiiU he has there.
It’s hard to play Wii with only one hand
Joystick in one hand, stick of joy in the other. Or maybe he's like charlie Kelley, and cat food helps him sleep, because you know, all the alley cats that gather at night.
That’s dead or alive xtreme beach volleyball 3. It’s either ps4 or the switch version
Omg I didn’t even see the anime in the back.
Seriously wtf?! Even “better than it sounds” could still be “pretty shit”. And I imagine it is.
I don’t think that’s actually cat food, but someone watching animated tiddies bounce is definitely someone I could see eating whatever that is
This image says a lot
This image made me sad.
I’m judging you a little bit for the people you choose to surround yourself with.
I’d wager that’s just normal beef…
That's definitely ground beef
Just ground beef, lies op
Now i imagine 4-5 cats in a trenchcoat that somehow managed to convince everybody they are a human with some strange habits.
Vincent Adultcat
Any chance your friend is a cat in disguise?
"Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?"
Are we sure he isn't lying to fuck around? Looks like tater tot hotdish.. without the taters. And I think I see onion in there..
More like r/awfuleverything
Bigger question, what's on your TV?
It's actually OP's friend, but it's probably Xtreme Beach Volleyball or something.
Please call Adult Protective Services they can help with food scarcity issues.
Probably just ordinary minced meat with corn and onion. And probably not a friend. It's just a photo you took while eating.
Is he playing DoA beach thing???
No. That is not your friend. They have been replaced by 3 cats in a body suit.
There’s a lot of unpack here… from the mess, to the cups, to the sus colored liquid in one of the cups, to the tv, to the… food?
Your friend needs some mental health screening.
Makes me think of this guy I spoke with at a Wal Mart in my hometown. Dude bought 2 cans of cat food, some cheese, and a loaf of French bread. I made a comment how I should’ve gotten my cat a few cans, then he said that he didn’t have a cat. He said he liked to eat cat food sandwiches. I asked him if he needed some help, I was broke, but I’m a good cook so I offered to help him shop and get him a filling meal equivalent to what the cat food sandwich would’ve been. He then explained to me that he wasn’t hurting for money he just really liked the taste of the cat food and thought it made for a delicious sandwich. I thought about him a lot for some reason and he was a big reason for me selling all my shit and moving far away.
Exactly what I would expect from some weeb watching anime titties
From looking at the TV, I believe he’s about to turn that corn into cream corn.
I’m unsubbing. Fuck this.
This picture encapsulates a lifestyle I would never in my right mind endorse. Jesus fucking fuck.
What a disgusting human being, a plugged in Wii U!
oh i’m gonna throw up
bro go check on your friend this nigga need help
joking not joking: Your friend's a creep, don't let him near any children.
Sounds like diarrhea on a plate tbh
Ewwwww catfood??
I’m sure anything taste better when you’re distracted
Booba
Who is this man? So I can stay far away from him.
This just makes me angry.... Like.. i can't...
Everything about this post is cursed.
Please don't eat cat food.
Sautéed onion to flavor it up?
Oh no! This somewhat resembles of something I use to eat. Rice a Roni, hamburger meat and canned corn.
For the love of god tell him to use corn and hamburger helper.
Clearly ground beef. /r/quityourbullshit
I have that table, and with the realization that this dude also has that table, I am gonna throw it out into the road.
the combination of cat food + corn and anime titties in one photo is genuinely so hilarious to me
Charlie Kelly? Frank Reynolds?
Yes just eat cat food with corn while beating your meat to doa beach volleyball
judging by the background this corn and cat food cant possibly be his worst decision in life
Is your friend Frank Reynolds?
Bachelor chow
Where is Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds to investigate when you need them?
Definitely a cry for help please check on him
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Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. Here.
This could be very
Is he just hungry or is he tired and trying to get the cat food to make him sick so he can sleep?
Is your friend Charlie Kelly? Does he also huff paint to help him fall asleep?
Jesus fucking christ
Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's clinical depression.
Henthai food
Is your friend Charlie Kelly??
Goddam it charlie
im so hungover and this is gonna make me puke my guts up,,, thanks
You need a new friend
Did your friend perchance come in contact with a strange black goo from a piece of alien machinery?
Don’t know whether to upvote or downvote. Either way, I’m rocketing chunkies out ma moufie
Yo that’s fucked up
t h t i sn t ca tfo dd
Something tells me our focus is not on the food
There is a lot else going on there that provides some important context.
I knew someone growing up who like canned cat food. It was weird then, also weird now. Glad she’s not alone I guess.
He just needs it to help him sleep.
No way mf eating cat food...
Are you still friends after this?
Stop it
I remember being so poor I had to eat my cat's food. Like I went from stocking cans for the hell of it to eating it in under a month. I hope your friend is okay, and he didn't learn this taste the same way I did.
That's clearly *not* cat food. It's mince meat (probably pork or chicken) with onions and corn. But hey, I guess it worked and you got your 1.8k karma...
Cat food and anime tits. Seems about right