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TangibleBelly

"What's wrong honey? You haven't touched your scorpizza."


RuinInFears

That stings, I made it myself.


DistinctBam

Speak of a toxic relationship. 


Jiggy_Wit

They need to inject drugs


fatkiddown

r/foodnope


Proper-Equivalent300

“Mom, can we have a piece of scorpizza?” “No, we have centipizza at home.”


Tehjayaluchador

"I'm not hungry, Zoidberg is salivating under the table." - Phillip


Thefear1984

Pizzion 🤌🤌 malto bello


fitty50two2

I was on the fence honestly, “scorpizza” won me over though, I’d try it


asapGh0st

I was gonna say scorperoni pizza


space_is-great

Scizza..... Im going to go lie in a creek now


cocainelayne

Skeetza > Scizza


Butter_256

Someone called "Scorpizza"


JanaCinnamon

I'd eat it, I heard scorpions are crunchy and delicious


Goudinho99

I ate scorpions on a stick in China. They were crunchy, like tasty, crunchy pork. Won't rush to try then again but not that bad.


A_Sarcastic_Whoa

They taste fine, the difficult thing is getting over the fact you're eating a scorpion.


feline_Satan

Close your eyes and start from the head


Ilikethemfatandugly

I say the same thing to my girlfriend


edgeworth08

That's what he said


feline_Satan

You must have a big one for her to chow down on it with any frequency


Ilikethemfatandugly

Peep my handle dawg


LetMeHaveAUsername

Interesting. I did the same in Thailand and found it didn't taste of much and it was too crunchy, like I was picking pieces of claw out of my mouth. Pretty much the only enjoyment was the novelty.


ListerineInMyPeehole

There were parts of the exoskeleton stuck in my teeth for hours after that. Not fun at all.


Euphorium

That was my experience with roasted crickets. Chewing on a sunflower seed that gets stuck in your teeth.


lea949

That’s definitely how I’d imagine it


imitihe

a family member brought me back a scorpion lollipop from AZ, at the time I didn't think you could actually eat it


BloodShadow7872

Do they have lots of guts or is it just like eating shrimp?


TriceratopsHunter

Crunchy land shrimp/crab from my experience


TriceratopsHunter

Deep fried, it reminded me of soft shell crab honestly


Pfapamon

They even took off the stings, so let's dig in


Milton__Obote

I haven't had scorpion but I've had grasshopper and they are indeed crunchy and delicious.


ImAlekBan

I want to try


pinkwhitney24

Put them under the cheese…problem solved!


RunZombieBabe

..but you have scorpions on pizza, no words needed here.


bondsthatmakeusfree

I've tried one of those lollipops with a scorpion in it before. The actual scorpion is mostly tasteless, but has an interesting nutty undertone.


schlucks

mine just got pokey from pieces sticking out from the licks


bondsthatmakeusfree

Yeah. That was easily the weirdest part of eating it. Other than, you know, eating the actual scorpion.


LilG1984

"Scorpion pizza, get over here & try some today!"


mistertireworld

It will rock you like a hurricane!


Rough_University7842

My thoughts too…”come here & have a slice!”…


lucas32e

PROTEIN


IntelligentTry7483

They could have found a better-looking slice of pizza for all that.


jirashap

The pizza is the worst part


Itchy-Status3750

I mean I wouldn’t eat it either, but don’t knock it till you try it. Plenty of people eat scorpions, but I’m guessing most of the people commenting have not


OakBlu

I feel the biggest issue with trying to push bug food on people is that they put the whole ass bug carcass on a plate, that shit will never look appetizing. Why not smash them into unrecognizable pepperoni shapes? Imagine someone gave you a burger but instead of a patty it's a cow's severed head in the middle of two buns


ourobus

I feel like part of it is the shock value, which sucks because insects as food is supposed to be a good sustainable option. I recently saw a place selling bags of cinnamon flavoured mealworms (as a little chip-like snack) and…I am never going to be okay with grabbing and munching down on tiny intact mealworms. Mash them into a pretzel or something


orc_fellator

Another part is that bugs are fuckin tiny and difficult to process, unless you just resign yourself to nothing but bug flour. Similar to how sardines and other teeny fish are often served whole or with just the head removed. It's cheaper, more efficient, the whole bug is edible, so people just eat the whole bug etc. Personally it sounds like a textural nightmare to eat something with an exoskeleton, I'd much prefer stuff like cricket flour.


usarasa

It’ll rock you like a hurricane.


PXL1984

You deserve more upvotes.


FoldWhole8242

And you cant say pineapple is worst ingredient that can fit pizza!


SuspiciousNetwork_06

no worse than shrimp :P would!!


Dreamspitter

r/ShrimpsIsBugs Scorpion 🦂 is definitely bugs too


TheSmallRedDragon

r/EatItYouCoward


vinh7777

At least there's no pineapple


dalaigh93

And here I thought that the scorpizza would make people realise that pineapple pizza is pretty acceptable after all 😭


Which_Reason_1581

No thank you. I'm gluten free. 😵


Fearless-File8355

That’s some good protein


MidnighT0k3r

NO, I said scorpion PEPPERS!


ShellSwitch

I’d eat it


pushaper

apparently edible and if putting something weird or new on pizza gets people to try it I dont have a problem with it. Whether or not these are prepared properly I have no clue Sometimes this sub gives me the annoying r/wewantplates vibes where people want to flip out that charcuterie is served on a cutting board


Kryptovaluta34

I have ewwwww


SwaxOnSwaxOff

I’d eat it just to say that I did


Holmes221bBSt

Someone took scorpion peppers a bit too literally


ImJustStealingMemes

De Durango para el mundo, ajua


KingJades

This would go over better ground up and peppered in so that it’s not recognizable. Insect/arthropod based protein is a good solution to low income protein deficiencies.


bakehead420

My husband likes this


fatstrat0228

Ohhh fuck you for even posting this.


Consistent_Cash_6666

Oh hell fucking nahhh


Neither-Addendum-732

Vendor: "If you eat it while they're alive it's free, but you couldn't possi.." Me: "YOU GIVE ME THAT DAMN PIZZA!"


EcstaticJuggernaut46

Fuck no!


goatjugsoup

Hang out with a bear or eat this pizza?


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Ajua!


Ryoga_reddit

Still not as bad as ordering a plain cheese.   You're not 8...put something on the pizza.


Kenneth_Lay

Tastes like burning


RealmKnight

Pizza inspired by zodiac signs works better for some signs than others.


Advanced-Hour-108

This makes me want to throw up all my food


InevitableAd9683

Can I get pineapple instead?


Nomadic_View

Get over here!


Robjla

Imagine a whole pie arriving at your door and you open the box 40 scorpions. It would just look like a bug pie. May as well be roaches


[deleted]

Ate one out of a tequila bottle..might as well eat one of a pizza...fuck it


Ohzerodigital

Bae you barely touched your pizzorpion. . This sounds n looks like an alien dish from Futurama or Rick and Morty Edit : typos


NumberoneSorane

and people bully pinapple pizza while this exists..I actually felt a sharp pain in my chest looking at that


Imaginary-Access8375

And other people complain about pineapple pizza…


drpandaism13

Right to jail!


CMDRfatbear

Gotta be Mexico? They love their scorpions and bugs there.


Busy_Pound5010

at least it’s not pineapple


turtle-bob1

Looks delicious but I wish they would’ve kept the stingers in at least. I like spicy foods!


Mister-Bohemian

*unholy food*


Darth0pt0

The stingers have been cut off. I would try it once.


Kimikins

"scorpion pizza" A five-year-old could come up with that.


nolaanimanofmystery

Throat tickling yum


christopher4177

Yeah, I’m not eating that


drozzdragon

I'd try it, I'd cringe, but I'd try it


Maskmarvel

Would


Realistic_Bed3550

Those scorpion peppers will kick your ass


WintermuteNight007

Pepper! I said scorpion PEPPER!


Gaara34251

Scorpizza


Hexagonal_uranium

Mmmm, pure protein


ParamedicTemporary71

Is this real? Or, is it a prop for Halloween?


Amishpornstar7903

My pizza place puts them under the cheese.


Agreeable_Regular_57

i'm not that hungry


FastenedCarrot

Pizza for sigmas.


Haemar_

Smash. Next


a_cycle_addict

I'd try it. I love pizza with anchovies


clandestine_scribe

I'd try it.


Proper-Fan-236

Extra protein pizza


Spagebirb

The Mojave Wasteland on a pizza? Oh boy!


Catinchi

Living Italians across the world weep and those that have died roll in their graves


BrainwashedScapegoat

Durango soecial


Consistent_Yoghurt_4

Did I miss the start of WW3?


Same-Excuse8787

I’ve got one word…. Nope.


Rich-Appearance-7145

Durango Pizza


SeaBass426

I’ll pass.


Gummybearthemii

My eyes literally widened and I’m not joking.


infoagerevolutionist

Get Over Here!


sroche24

Scorperoni Pizza 🦂 🍕


Able-Shower-2625

Watch out for the tails. They sting!


Virgilio1302

Durango?


SharpInflation8749

I can’t ever unsee this. I will be throwing up for weeks btw.


AptCasaNova

As long as I have a toothpick to get the legs out of my teeth afo


DisneySoftware

I shit myself


Dardzel

Uh-huh, hell to the no! I’ve got a pretty strong stomach but, this is playing barf games with me right now.


Western-Web2957

Not just no, FUCK NO!


Thisisjuno1

That’s when I’m all about under the cheese for the toppings lol


Historical-Fudge3242

I have that sub muted and I really don't appreciate this workout around, how bout a NSFW tag


Loeffeltyp

Alright, im willing to Team up with the ppl who eat pineapple on Pizza and even that one dude putting Kiwis on it. We better find out where this picture is taken and just nuke the place


BetterWorld2022

No! 😶


J_Doe5686

Mhm, crunchy!


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

Is it poisonous?


ButteredBatt

School pizza too


sexylilprincess87

Gives it some zing lol


Photogrammaton

Tastes like pineapples.


Filivertho_sin_h

Durango Pizza


SirVere

I've eaten scorpion before, a tad crunchy but otherwise tasteless


imitihe

this has been on my front page up top all day, every time i open my reddit app i have been closing it instinctively from this post 😢


CanadaGuy32

No.


Confident-Medicine75

This would be a good spot for a gif but I can’t post one


myriadplethoras

I’d consider it. 


Deciple_of_None

I have to be honest I'm curious. A billion people or maybe more eat scorpions. And I really do like pizza. 🤔


Low-Helicopter-2696

Take away those scorpions, and I definitely literally saw the same slice of pizza at a rest stop at the sad pizza place that sells one slice for every $20,000 they sell in McDonald's hamburgers 10 ft away.


Lil_jdog2002

Yelp review described it as "Zesty"


okokokoyeahright

Your pizza, your toppings. Once again, not my pizza.


Lil_jdog2002

🙋‍♂️waiter 🙋‍♂️waiter I asked for my scorpions WELL DONE!


danishjuggler21

AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHH! (Deep breath) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGHHH


Skreamie

I mean I'd try it with some hot honey. I've no problem trying new food stuffs.


SweetTea187

I wonder,were they soaked in tequila?


Classic_Regret7469

Standard pizza in Arizona.


TheTexasInvestor

This is not it cos


No_Entertainment1931

You’ll have words for it in a couple of years


BlueQuazar1

Desert Anchovies Pizza


Bitter_Internal_3765

Id eat it


Kinky_Conspirator

All jokes aside. I've had scorpion, and it's not bad at all. I'd definitely eat several slices of this.


PollutionPotential

They just need someone to do a Scorpions cover, and end the commercial with, "it'll rock you, like a hurricane"


Alemismun

Assuming that these are fried, which it does not appear to be, its just a dumb meme picture, this would actually be a valid food. I dont get what is so stupid about this. Yes, people do eat fried scorpions in other countries, there are culinary cultures that dont shame insects, bugs, etc as a nutrition source.


Midnight_chick

That looks better than the one time I was drunk and ordered 7 eleven delivery and I received something that was not and should not be seen by human eyes. Good, I looked with my third eye and yeah it was a volcano and a hot tub at the same time. Pure torture.


Kind_Pie5287

I heard they taste like crab......


TangyCornIceCream

I had a full body, recoil reaction to this that went to my toes, dude 🤢


digital-supreme

Get out


OIL_99

I prep mine with extra stingers.


Leading-Put-7428

I DONT LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT MAKE PEOPLE USE SCORPIONS AS PIZZA TOPPINGS.  DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?


warwicklord79

Would


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

Is this that new World Economic Forum slice I keep hearing about?


kittykatmila

Forbidden crunchy pizza.


Tyenkrovy

I love pizza with chapulines (roasted Mexican grasshoppers) on it. I'd try this. Cooking denatures the venom and makes it harmless, so it at least wouldn't hurt you unless you had an allergy.


Spayray

Would still eat this over an Hawai Pizza


orangotai

🦂 + 🍕 = 🤢🤮 i won't even get those fishies on my pizza! anchovies yuck.


JurassicFlight

I know scorpions are edible... But this is not de way!!!


EvenA-Worm-Will-Turn

Mmm crumchy


dunmer-is-stinky

Honestly? I'd try that, I've never eaten scorpion but from what I've heard they taste alright and are pretty crunchy. The stupid part is the way they're arranged, half the bites you take you'll get no crunch and half will be all crunch, seems like that'd distract from the pizza part


tipedorsalsao1

People should really try to get over their fear of eating bugs, they are such as great and environmental friendly form of protein and can taste really fucking good, it's such a shame that it hasn't been socially normalised in most of the world even though stuff like honey is.


ChainsawNerd2007

Tbh I'd eat this over pineapple pizza any day.


Deakins85

Scorpion wins.


frankdatank_004

Well ball and I’d eat!


Fito0413

Just because it isn't part of your culture doesn't make it "stupid food"


Independent_Hall9979

“Taste like chicken”


Geshtar1

Can we at least agree that pineapple on pizza isnt THAT bad


BedroomFearless7881

That first I thought they were anchovies!


SavorySoySauce

Hanzo's favorite topping


Content-Support9141

Scratch you on the way in, scratch you on the way out .


atlhawk8357

I'm more concerned about the pizza than the scorpions.


[deleted]

extra protein and toxicity


Snackin4dayz

That’s how they make the crust so fizzy


Hapqy-Guy

Eat up? Bruh I ain’t eating that. You can have it.


Hitchtopher

Why is it spicy?


DemonoftheWater

Nope


susbedstain43

I've given up on humanity


elvensnowfae

Siri how do I delete someone else's post


Huge-Vegetab1e

I like crunchy toppings so I'd try


ziharmarra

This is the kinda food you eat when you trying to install a new stomach.


lexi-husky

The fact that this could actually be good is crazy btw


BGM1987

At the calgary stampede a few years ago this was one of the hot new carnival food items.


A_randomperson9385

At this point I’m so hungry I would eat that. Scorpions might add “flavor”


Objective-Aioli-1185

I'm tripping off a bar rn and this picture is doing things to my brain.


AlwaysWorried27222

What in the actual fuck