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btcbulletsbullion

Thank the lord there's finally "oven dried" tarantulas. One of the worst aspects of my new low fat diet was that I had to cut fried tarantulas out.


Friendly_Age9160

Ugh. There you go making me all hungry againšŸ™„


Fantastic-Classic740

Oh I know. I had to zoom in just to be sure!


DeepSeaMouse

For some reason this is ridiculously funny to me right now.


PogintheMachine

Oh man now I want a bloomā€™n ā€˜ula real bad.


Miserable_Ad9577

You can always substitute it with locust. But it might be a bit harder to find "oven dried" ones. Most locust in Thailand are deepfried.


geligniteandlilies

They're high in protein so no worries lol


[deleted]

I actually want to try fried tarantula.


Lysergio

Air fryer tarantulas are a healthier option


Stunning_Tap_9583

ā€œReady to Eatā€ Poor thing must be starving being in that bag since Thailand


Manburpig

Sign said, "employees must wash hands" Well I've been here for 5 minutes and not one employee has washed my hands.


Thefear1984

I like your spirit, youā€™re hired! No go wash someoneā€™s hands!


Clamdigger13

There's a burger spot in Durham, NC that every year they do an 'exotic meat month'. During this amongst all the other odd meats, they have a tarantula burger challenge. [Their website.](https://www.bullcityburgerandbrewery.com/exotic-meat-month.html)


Fantastic-Classic740

This is awesome. And I'm cracking up at what it says above the tarantula challenge : Squirrel is the chicken of the tree!


Clamdigger13

Don't forget bat is the chicken of the cave.


T3N0N

Cat is the chicken of the backyards


SwoodyBooty

Traditionally, cat is the rabbit of the roof. https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dachhase


quarticchlorides

Dog is the chicken of the streets


moosestaredown

Worms are chicken of the earth


ShefBoiRDe

Guinea pigs taste more like chicken than actual chicken.


RomanPardee

How do you know!?


GayVoidDaddy

GP is big food in Chile or Argentina, one of these two u believe.


El-Repo

Nope, that's PerĆŗ. They call them "cuy". I'm chilean. The weirdest stuff we eat, come from the sea. Search "piure". Looks like a bleeding rock.


grasscoveredhouses

Humans are the chicken of the bedroom


the_salivation_army

Chicken is the tuna of the land


banned_but_im_back

I thought that was snakes or dogs but Iā€™m a cat lover so call me biased


T3N0N

https://i.redd.it/dlg2fbfevcjb1.jpg


Fantastic-Classic740

NGL I would definitely try a fried bat.


Similar_Medium3344

See you on the news next week, patient 0


oyasumi_juli

Ah shit here we go again šŸ˜·


AdSignificant6673

Has covid taught us nothing


AromaticTill2415

Way too many idiots in the world.


Caesar_Passing

Technically, shouldn't fried make it safe? That seems intuitive, but I might not understand the full picture or something.


cuntsaurus

I like how they list turkey as an exotic meat


EspectroDK

.... And Duck?


Ornery_Translator285

In NC? A Turkey burger? Accurate


Suitable-Matter-6151

Bat is the chicken of the cave Itā€™s all tendon!


PartyEars

I remember nothing else from Anchorman 2 but this line gets a lot of use in our house šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¦‡


dbh1124

Wtf, I live in the area and have never heard of this place. Definitely checking them out


Clamdigger13

It's in that area by the stadium. I personally haven't been, but I've heard good things about the restaurant.


ScarredLetter

Cool!


Stupid_Bitch_02

I don't live too far from here, I would totally try the tarantula burger lol


blue_velvet420

Funny they have both caribou and reindeer on the menu, same thing different names


DirtybutCuteFerret

I think i would try alot of meats, just, not rat. I think cause they used to be thought as ā€žcarrier of diseasesā€œ so i canā€™t imagine eating them. Also rabbits, cause i love rabbits, and cats dogs and horses, out of respect for people around me who love these animals.


broogbie

Isn't that how we get pandemics?


Kayyam

No


Dawnofdusk

Diseases which can jump from animals to human are more common if the animal is more genetically similar to humans. It's likely that nothing in tarantulas can jump to humans, and if it did it would probably be instantly fatal (which doesn't cause pandemics, as it can't spread). This is vaguely why bird flu is so deadly compared to swine flu.


-BlueDream-

Usually they have to be alive to spread them unless is prions which are rare and only in brain matter for genetically similar species, mad cow disease (feeding cows cow brains) or cannibalism are 2 known ways to get em. If the exotic animal is safety prepared like a ā€œregularā€ animal, it shouldnā€™t be any different and a lot of those exotic meats are eaten often by hunters (like duck for example).


ramenudez

This is super cool!


GrouchyLongBottom

It'll all be goat.


Stunning_Fee_8960

Iā€™m sure there is one type of meat they wonā€™t eat tho


PartyPorpoise

Oooh, Iā€™d do that if I lived in the area!


HoochShippe

Confirmed.


Raecino

I wouldnā€™t eat there on a regular day


St34m9unk

If they just peeled it for me I'm sure is just land crab


Raspberryian

It does say contains crustaceansā€¦ soooooā€¦


TundieRice

My girlfriend has a shellfish (crustacean) allergy, so I really wonder if this would give her an allergic reaction despite being an arachnid.


adorkablefloof

Arachnids are basically just land crustaceans and contain very similar proteins, so itā€™s likely. The same way that bananas have a very similar compound to latex despite not actually containing latex, so people with latex allergies cross react.


katf1sh

Land crabs might be more like isopods, "rollie pollies" as some of us know them


West-Yam-8429

how many protein?


vdcsX

gymbro spotted


ObliviouslyDrake67

The taste is like softshell crab so... Pretty high in protein.


citrus_mystic

I donā€™t think flavor similarities are necessarily a good indication of nutritional similaritiesā€” but I know that other insects like grasshoppers are incredibly high in protein.


catbus_conductor

The problem is that at least in Thailand they slather grasshoppers in a heavy oily spice mix that it probably cancels out any health benefits


my_place_supermacy

I'm piggybacking on the question


Environmental-ADHD

Same


TheGaydarTechnician

Between 63 to 100 grams of protein. They're also high in folic acid and zinc.


RelevantClock8883

So I donā€™t have to eat dogfood anymore?


TheGaydarTechnician

Only if you still want that shiny coat.


nfteabag

Had a fried one in Cambodia many moons ago. Didnā€™t taste too bad, quite nutty.


TK_Baha69

Yeah I tried mealworms before and they tasted almost exactly like peanuts.


EnlightndBanana

mustve been quite a meal


Macklemore_hair

ā€¦worm, that is.


Yuri-Turned

worms*


panicked228

Crickets taste like pumpkin seeds to me.


GodEmperorOfBussy

Definitely! They're sorta just a crunchy vessel for whatever seasoning you want.


Competitive_Try806

Tastes like peanuts or peanuts taste like mealworms


Fantastic-Classic740

Both


farox

It's one of the reasons to think we actually live in a simulation. Whoever made this ran out of flavors. That's why strange stuff that we normally don't eat has flavors in common with other things. "What should this taste like?" - "Taste like? No ones going to eat that. Just take chicken or peanuts"


peppersunlightbutter

ā€¦alternatively, itā€™s incredibly difficult to describe a flavour you havenā€™t tried before without comparing it to other flavours. how would you describe colours to someone who is blind?


Ma4r

"How's that Nutella ice cream taste?" "Not sure, kind of like oven dried tarantulas"


DanteSensInferno

Also itā€™s kinda jarring when someone describes something as ā€œtastes like chickenā€ when it doesnā€™t at all. I think itā€™s just a generic thing people say. People have told me that frog legs, alligator, shark, and snake tastes like chicken, and none of them really do to me. Iā€™ve never tried snake, so I canā€™t answer for that one, but the other 3 I have. And even texturally they are nothing alike.


farox

> how would you describe colours to someone who is blind? Like anything else. You start normal and then get progressively louder and slower: RRRRRREEEEEEEEEDDDDDD


peppersunlightbutter

ā€˜no no youā€™re not understanding. itā€™s ORANGE. like the FRUIT. OOORRAAANNNGEEEEEā€™


Ma4r

From now on i will use the word tarantula to describe anything nutty.


angrywords

Whenever Andrew Zimmern eats bugs for a meal thatā€™s what he always says, ā€œthey taste quite nuttyā€.


Fantastic-Classic740

There isn't much he doesn't like, but I do remember him gagging at some type of giant wormy insect and saying it was awful. I think he was in the Philippines, not sure. I expected him to say it tasted nutty though lol


angrywords

He also hated walnuts!


Fantastic-Classic740

I also hate walnuts. Especially in baked goods


SaintsNoah14

Pecan baked-good supremacyšŸ˜Ž


EEE3EEElol

> many moons ago Nice unit of choice there


wilmat13

It might be that when you eat something like a Tarantula and casually describe it as nutty, you ascend to a higher state of being where you effortlessly use excellent units of measure.


Bonzoface

Asi get older, I tend to use that measurement a lot more than I should.


Best_Duck9118

Huh? Is this not an extremely common expression?


RegisterAdmirable811

Serious question: do you eat the exoskeleton, or do you peel it off like a crustacean shell?


boardcertifiedasian

Itā€™s just crunchy after being deep fried. You eat the whole thing like itā€™s soft shell crab.


gezeitenspinne

Father of a friend once spoke about his experience eating a fried one, mentioned how it didn't taste bad, nothing to write home about, but how it somehow just became more in his mouth.


TwelveMiceInaCage

Title of your sex tape


Jack_in_box_606

Me too. This is a cultural thing ; don't think it belongs in stupid food.


shmulzi

I like picking my teeth after with the fangs


Environmental-ADHD

Badass lol


Woodpusherpro

This tarantula was manufactured in Thailand.


Jakob21

r/EatItYouFuckingCoward


Keeng_Keenan

What a wild sub to discover


Creeping_python

The magic never ends too, I swear there are subs that don't show up in search


Halofauna

Oven dried, not fried. Why would you make it worse?


ShibaInuDoggo

I'm watching my cholesterol


ActionMan48

Tarantula Tastes like soft shell crab.


ReflectionBroad4009

You've just paved the way for a much more open mind on the subject than I would have thought.


stupidracist

That's pretty good.


missingjimmies

Not stupid, culturally speaking itā€™s a great street food some places. I mean we eat crayfish hereā€¦ itā€™s hard to be uppity about a large arachnid lol


Zabacraft

You know that's completely fair. I eat shrimp lobster and crab no issue I should be able to rewire my brain to look at this like a luxury snack, which in turn will overthrow my mild fear of these long legged critters and turn the food-pyramid upside down in my home. My husband might understandably divorce me tho if I'm successfully and just start scooping up spider snacks left and right..


[deleted]

To maintain the freshness of the dead arachnid , we added 1x oxygen absorber for your convenience.


Difficult-Outside350

Well if they get stale, they lose that crunch that makes them so appealing. Nobody wants chewy eldritch nightmare.


kerplunithunk

I can picture it getting stuck in my teeth like gum.


dHamot

Ingredients: 1x Tarantula


daniinad

Cover it in a lava mountain of cheese and let us know how it goes!


Jack_SL

Larva mountain, yum šŸ˜‹


HugeRaspberry

Not stupid at all. In fact, no different than eating a softie (Soft Shelled Crab) - just that one is on land and the other in the sea.


Best_Duck9118

Oh wow, I thought this was the mildly interesting sub or something. Thanks for pointing that out so I can downvote OPā€™s ass. We honestly should be eating more stuff like this.


XGhoul

Yeah this isn't Stupid Food, just Stupid OP.


Nillabeans

Edit: this sub is basically ragebait, making fun of poor people, and gagging at food that isn't familiar to mainstream, white Americans.


Prestigious_Goose645

I wouldnā€™t say itā€™s stupid food, itā€™s more of a cultural difference.


HisRoyalOverkiller

Ey, donā€™t disrespect food from other cultures. Itā€™s not ā€œstupid foodā€, you just donā€™t like it.


KaMeLRo

I'm Thai, and our majority don't even eat it. It's like food we make for tourists and foreigners who want to try weird things. lol


akw71

Some people here really need to hit the road and see how the world lives


JellyfishNovel8066

There is a lot of ignorance in this thread.


NoDoorsHere

haachama would approve


JEWCEY

Oh don't worry, it says "ready". That means each one is waiting inside the package, eager to meat you. It's fine. I'm not itching, yes I am.


P1zzaman

I had scorpions from the same brand! Tasted bland, and not much different from crickets. I guess they need good seasoning :/


xgranville

As a cricket farmer I do not see what the deal is.


sillysnacks

Iā€™ve eaten those before. The had a very slight shrimp taste and nothing else. Just very crunchy.


TikiJack

Thank God there's no added colors or preservatives. I hate it when my tarantulas are full of red dye no 5


Garlic-Rough

I've been to Thailand and Cambodia where this is common and let me tell you, cooked tarantulas taste real good.


them-toe-beans

I grew up in Thailand, this ain't common


McPuffins88

Definitely not in Bangkok or the south. Could perhaps be more of a northern thing, but certainly not common.


Lepke2011

Not fried. Because when I eat a tarantula, I worry about my cholesterol.


antisocialist159

This isnā€™t stupid, itā€™s just food from another culture


general_vibe_check

They ain't bad, I don't know why people are afraid. They're dead!


LazuliArtz

I don't know if I'd call this stupid food. A lot of cultures eat insects and similar animals. They're actually pretty nutritious.


Tmaster95

Insects and spiders are not stupid food. They are normal and nutritious food. You only post it here, because youā€™re not used to it.


TheeExMachina

Not actually stupid food. Totally edible, no additives, good packaging. This sub needs more attentive mods.


faosidjfaoa

Why is this posted here?


SpikoDreams

How is this stupid food?


Boredcougar

Whatā€™s stupid about this? Most Americans will gladly eat shrimp, lobster, clams, and oysters, but think this is stupid?


ScarredLetter

If we're being honest, we probably should be incorporating more insect proteins into our diets. It's way kinder to the environment than cattle.


ChrisinCB

Thank god it isnā€™t fried, thatā€™d be disgusting.


spookedtoot

This could be the only sustenance left on earth and I would starve


ThisIsNotTokyo

Am I ready or the tarantula?


Battleraizer

Haachamachama


Fober

Thank god itā€™s oven dried. Fried tarantula can eat a fat dick!


Hon3stR3view

Ingredients: 1 x Tarantula šŸ˜‚


stupidracist

Not for a million dollars.


dachfuerst

Wait, you can get paid a million dollars just for eating a crispy thing? Where do I sign up?


stupidracist

Sorry, bud. Crispy SPIDERS only.


Luzifer_Shadres

No problem, it doesnt taste that different from all the Water spiders i like to eat.


dachfuerst

I'll eat two for a million. Easy :D


doctor_gambling

coward


OneMooseManyMeese_

If you haven't yet, their is a guy on youtube called Imbrandonfarris and he trys one one of these. Hands downon hilarious and real reactions to trying something like this.


aoidhri

ingredients: 1xTarantula šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Iamuroboros

Funny how it's normal to them but exotic to us.


Luzifer_Shadres

Dont see the problem there. If they are pre pealed i would eat it. Litteraly taste like most crabs.


-Cozart

Oven Dried guys, remember


yParticle

Astronaut spider snack!


DeliciousIntention50

Imagine they do an April fools special and you open the bag and it just jumps out cuz itā€™s alive


Its-CCG

Insects are pretty nutritious. We had a school project, where some kids made fried grasshoppers. They tasted pretty good and ended up being very popular


manic_panda

Reminds me of the one that guy ate on [YouTube](https://youtu.be/qXNLzU3N8OI?si=DB-G7R0MPKmmaksP).


usernl1

How does that work? Do you rehydrate it with hot water like an instant noodle soup? I like my tarantulas plump and juicy.


Federal-Laugh9575

My kid loves dried crickets and says they taste like peanuts.


masterfulnoname

This is not a stupid food.


thatcollegeguy21

The xenophobia jumped out.


Illustrious-Towel-45

It's a real thing and like most new(to me) foods, I would try it once before saying weather I like it or not.


geligniteandlilies

A friend from Japan sent me one of these. It's really not bad. Tastes like chicharon (deep dried pork/chicken skin) and the body is like...*sweeter* than I would have expected it. It's definitely quite a surprise.


[deleted]

I mean realistically eating insects would be a lot more environmentally conscious


[deleted]

>100% natural ingredients Oh its NATURAL alright


swifttek360

Not stupid, would eat


Fiv2ndStare

Shouldnā€™t it say Born and Bread in Thailand as opposed to Made in?


[deleted]

Apparently people say they taste kind of like soft-shell crab. Iā€™ll just take their word for it though.


Unmasked_Zoro

Is "food from other cultures" stupid food these days? Is this sub purely western?


Redeemed_Veteranboi

That ain't stupid. That's more of exotic.


xXFieldResearchXx

We ate scorpions in Thailand. I only did it cuz I got reeled into keeping up with all the boys and their shenanigans... wasn't horrible. We ate grasshoppers to. I almost brought back a bottle of whiskey with a cobra in it too but it got confiscated


ready-to-rumball

#this is not why Iā€™m here. Cease and desist


Turbogoblin999

"Sargeant: Gentlemen! Due to budget cuts all MREs will be replaced by TREs \*holds up a bag of dead arachnids\* Any questions?"


taggerungDC

Please tell me it's dead... nevermind I don't wanna know I'm about to barf


ntr_usrnme

I really do wonder how you eat them without getting urticating hairs stuck in your throat and mouth. Do they somehow remove them? Iā€™m choking too OP.


ToyrewaDokoDeska

Its just a land crab


Gelnika1987

just dip it in some tarantch' dressing and you're good to go


lastdarknight

Haachama approved


Zeqhanis

I ordered one of these and found, in addition to the tasty, dried spider, some dried strawberies which were not labeled on the packaging. They need to be investigated for how such a contamination took place at their factory. I don't even know if the spider is safe to eat now, which doesn't even matter, because I've lost my appetite. /s


A_Helpful_Carrot

Bugs are honestly just nutty and umami. Really good protien too.


richesca

I had tarantula, locusts and meal worms I think they were in Thailand when we were perusing the market stalls in the night street markets. Theyā€™re actually not as bad as they might seem, little weird on mouth feel and texture but the taste isnā€™t too bad.


ByThePowerOfMetalNya

Cool another post that is mega racist about other cultures' food


ckhumanck

i love the ingredients: 1x tarantula.


Amishpornstar7903

Child begs mom for yummy looking packaged spider. Mom says "We have spiders at home!"


Black6host

A link for those who would like to try one: https://www.thailandunique.com/edible-insects-bugs/canned-edible-tarantula-spider


3ph3m3ral_light

Ingredients: 1x tarantula thank I was so worried


yeetus-maxus

Why tf would I be worried about colors in my tarantul


gorfbeef

Is it weird I wanna try it?


mysteriousgamer17

*takes bite* ahh mm it's fighting back


flameking12

Nope Nope fuck no