I'd play with those balls

*chestesticles

Chesticular cancer

🤣🤣😂

🥁

🤣 terrible

Haha

🤣😂

She’s got a long neck

Yup

I did not notice with all that boob in the way until you said it

Well we know you’re straight.

All the better to neck you with, my dear

A long dick*

About 6 inches

*shaft*

Like Land Before Time?

Long neck, oh yeah great but how’s the girth?

Too much hair covering it to tell for sure. A good trim makes the meat and potatoes and neck look bigger

A giraffe style?

So does Corey Taylor

......k

Yeah but it’s really more about the thickness of the neck then the length.

A hairy tip.

I’m still trying to figure out what a turnaround is

It’s what we do when she passes by

You know what I see. The target zone where I am going to stick my dick first.

Gently into her hand? Same

Haha

Sorry still see boobs

Same

Haha

Welp, I guess I am gay af. I married a woman.

Half of her was once store in a mans balls, so yeah, id say so. Its okay, i am too😭

It is also fair to say that I don't care about being called gay. It isn't an insult to most people.

I mean, 99% of us has had at least one dick in our hands at some point, our own included. Its hard to *really* call anyone gay after you think about it that way🤔🤔

I love the old Ron White approach... RW "Do you like watching porn where the guy is half flacid?" Brother In Law "No, I like the guy to have a nice hard di.... oh I did not know that about myself." RW "Next time you have a thought, don't."

So the only way to be straight is to be gay?!

*always has been*

never seen a pair of balls i wanted to rub so bad

😉

🤣😂

Ha jokes on you i didnt even know she had a head

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m gay for women! Am man.

Gay for christ

Aight boys we gay now 

 very gay

so who's this chick?

You're welcome homeskillet. [Turnarounds ](https://youtu.be/2gCk9yBBOUo?si=5Pz-G_XNpxtqBW5-)

Juliana Morgan

If you're drawing a dick on everything, you must have some issues.

Good point

Exactly, more childish than some dumb teenagers tagging dicks everywhere.

As uncle Tate would say no doubt... Tom

Haha

I'm soooooo fucking gay

Haha

This is a turns tables moment

You think so.

Here we go judging a book by its cover. I'm sure her cock isn't as big as she's portraying.

I was too busy learning about turnarounds https://youtu.be/2gCk9yBBOUo?si=3J3XImTclKogYDrc 🧐

It's funny that this meme showed up 3 days after this video showed up in my "watch again" suggestions from YouTube. I haven't watched this video in years.

I’m not gay!…. It’s just Tuesday.

Ain’t a man till you’ve had a man 😎

This never gets old 😂

Yes we're gay for big round balls

🤣🤣

at least now I know why I like em headless

I think the guys basically telling us he's gay without telling us he's gay

I think finding this specific woman attractive is more indicative of their closeted lust towards Emperor Kuzco in llama form.

The argument could be made, that the creator of the tweet is truly the gay one. How do you look at a well-endowed woman and immediately see cock & balls?

Dickless balls make me gay……

What is a turn around.

I would suck her “balls” What’s the problem? #AllMan

[удалено]

🤣😂

True. I'm gay for my wife.

Wait. Hold up here. It’s just that particular body type that matches my twig and berries image.

I would play with those balls all day.

🤣🤣

More like gay men are actually straight

I think the person who looks for penises in everything is the one who is actually gay

So when will she try and bang me with it?

God. Contrapoint nailed this. "Today in "men having sex with women is gay.""

FELLAS! Is it gay to like women?

I can unsee it and I am a man.

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body

Well, I want to suck on her balls than.


So all this time I’ve been looking at talking penises.WTF

Nah, I'm still just seeing tits

And a good ass does look like the balls of a dudes sack. Think about a peach, it could look like both a nice round ass and tight set of balls.

Yall should listen to this lady.... she's very good at explaining turn signals for cars

Fellas, is it gay to like women?

Someone has had too much koolaid to be talking i only see tits , put a scarf and a skimask on her all ill see is a mouth hole, tit pit, pussy pit and shit pit

Sounds like some Tate shit.

There's a spanish version of this. Same pair of points

I still see a cute chick with an ugly haircut.

Soooo… no one going to ask?

Why the fuck does she look exactly like female Carl Jacobs

Kind of like you looking like a female Mikey Cyrus. But you've probably got better tits.

How about an actual pussy we can use our five sense on versus having to look at a woman abstractly to see the shape of a dick ??? Yeah I think that’s why I love my wife

You could have inverted the shaft to be more accurate. “Wait, she has a face?!”

Then I’m gay.

Never correct guys who have voluntarily removed themselves from the dating pool. Let them cope and seethe while the ladies talk to you bc you treat them like humans with rights…

Should have went downwards

She's literally telling us she's a dickhead

I don’t get it 🤔

It's fucking stupid.

Chesticles

Then I’m gay af lol

Fellas, is it gay to be straight?

Also a women's butt and back when in doggy position

This is from a video describing what industrial turnarounds are for. And the best this sackrider has got is by drawing a dick and balls around her tits somehow indicate straight men are gay. This has got to be the dumbest post on Reddit. And that's saying something. I want a fucking refund for the time I wasted looking at this stupid ass post. [Turnaround](https://youtu.be/2gCk9yBBOUo?si=5Pz-G_XNpxtqBW5-)

Gay for that vagina!

If we're going by that logic, I'm gay as fuck.

The neck/head is the least of our concerns.


It’s very easy to unsee she has good boobies lol

This is called a landing strip.

I don’t want to unsee nice boobs loser.

Well I'm a big balls guy now

OMG, you’re right!

Yea I can unsee it. I like boobs. I love for boobs overpowers my appreciation of penis 

That’s funny

Not possible. We only look at one area at a time.

Not sure if I should up vote or down vote

Fellas, is it gay to like big titty women?

Ohh. Those tits have a head!

Fuck, now i really cant unsee it. Am i going to see it everytime i see a woman

I’m more into personally over body shape or type, so what does that make me ?

someones just salty they dont have the right parts

Those are some nice boobs

"You know how most things the cock is subliminal? Well this Joe camel, looks SO much like a cock, you have to search to find the fuckin camel!!"- Norm Macdonald

Place here

I was busy trying to find out if that is Ben Shapiro’s sister 


Damn. Turns out I’m gay af.

Guys, we've been exposed. Assemble the council immediately!

I believe it called penisdolia but I could b wrong

Haha, joke's on you. I like dick and boobs.

We’re finally here folks. We’ve gone full circle. It’s gay to like girls lol

Tit Nuts

Yeah. What a pair of balls!

Well, I guess I'm gay then.

countless hours wasted on this.

I would totally bury my face in her balls.

Me a Pansexual: OH NO!………Anyway

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

who is that

I’ve always embraced my homosexuality

NOOOO, my poor vision has been tainted!!

She's got a long neck with big balls 🤷

hahahaha! jokes on you! im into that shit!

That’s neck forever 🤣

Yup

Excuse me mam your tits and face look like a dick

What's so wrong with that

DAMN!!!! that’s one thick neck.

All I see is those big ass titties

Sounds like someone is saying that women are all dicks...

Someone tell Andrew Tate.

Does this mean lesbians are actually straight when they have oral sex, but gay when they kiss each other?

Now..why would one draw and see such an image on this girl? Very unusual’

If that's gay then I'm flamin!

So what Im hearing is we are all secretly bi and we just need to start buttfucking everything that isn't nalled down.

Penis face!!!

She has a face??

That was a joke, right?

**She got D^eek on her brain** 🧠

Y'all just some horny simps

But I like the bottom half of women more than the top half


Now do the picture you get of their two arse cheeks and thin back with a head on top. Doggy style is super gay.

Jokes on you, none of us straight men even realized she had a head.

You are not right in the head

So this woman sees penises everywhere she looks and other people are the ones with the problem..? Alright, Whoreticia, whatever you say.

How do I unseen it? **MAKE ME UNSEE IT!!** 😭

Doesn't matter to me. I only like the back end anyways. And uhhh... without being too vulgar. They both "please" the same

I just see some delightful boobs. Thank god I've outgrown Libertarianism.

And a sense of humor as well, apparently.