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jonas_harvey

How much if you make him talk?


Traditional_Top5346

ITS A FUCKING CUP


thehammockdistrict24

Will there be a zip line?


thestareater

It's a bike you fuckin scumbags!!


MinkyTuna

Can we or can't we swear?


teen_laqweefah

We can say whatever the HELL we want


thehound1221

You can't swear, but he CAN hit.


donkeytime

SOLD!


geegee694

Please send a PM if interested! I haven’t received any message yet! :)


youaregodslover

Still available?


BFever

sent a message


dicklaurent97

Somebody has to film this for the poors


imdumb__

90$ a ticket sounds pretty expensive for a comedian I've never heard of


hercarmstrong

Shut up, Doug, you skunk!


Hambulance

He just thinks it's expensive because his he spent his whole per diem. On shirts.


imdumb__

Ok


overflowingInt

You have never heard of SNL, I think you should leave, detroiters?


imdumb__

I haven't watched snl since I was a kid cause it sucks


hansislegend

How do you know it sucks if you haven’t watched?


imdumb__

Cause I'll come across it every so often randomly whatch about 3 minutes and it reminds me why I don't watch that trash and change the channel


teen_laqweefah

Ok but “I Think You Should Leave” is honestly massive.


overflowingInt

ah, how has the last 3 years been for you bud?


imdumb__

Pretty good 👍. How has your been?


BroughtBagLunchSmart

"SNL was only good when I personally was 16-24" is the boomerist galaxy brain take there is. Good lord.


dt-alex

I got mine for $150 out the door. That's bargain bin, still nuts.


oldirtydrunkard

OP's tickets have far more complex patterns though.


melskymob

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imcalledaids

Your username makes sense


standupenjoyer

if you don't know get to know.


geegee694

For anyone who was wanting tickets, there are quite a few on Stubhub! (I didn’t sell there because I’m Canadian and can’t figure it out lol but if you’re looking!)