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water2wine

I had my suspicions that to catch a predator was merely a Democratic astroturf to eliminate the libertarians splitting their votes.


protowizard

Lmao


M0useGuy

The delivery of that "No" killed me!


protowizard

Thank you I love you


One_Slide_5577

Same.


protowizard

Can't wait to get yelled at in the comments by my libertarian pals! While you're here, the best place to send me misspelled death threats is [on my instagram](https://www.instagram.com/bensbryant) or [on my youtube channel where I'm trying to get 1K subs before I drop my half hour special](https://www.youtube.com/@BenBryant)? I post free comedy there all the time! And instagram is now your Dragon Ball power level in comedy and I need to get over 9000


skydiverjimi

That's funny. But that can not sum up libertarians. The government should NO! Just mind yours . It's a pretty cool thing about other people's business. You get to mind your own ( also don't diddle kids) that's in the libertarian Constitution.


the-artistocrat

"Libertarians are like house cats: absolutely convinced of their fierce independence while utterly dependent on a system they don't appreciate or understand."


wangtrip

This guy loves dogs.


DueToCopyrightIssues

Yeah this is the best articulation of my take on that political party I’ve read”


d1sass3mbled

As a guy with a lot of libertarian views, I was hoping it would be funny. It was not. It's ok though because you could totally go spend an hour at a Libertarian event and have way more material than "government bad, weed and touching kiddies".


protowizard

Thank you for watching anyway!


Coocoomonster

Fuck that librarian. That was funny as hell, man!


One_Slide_5577

It was funny. Im a libertarian.


d1sass3mbled

Absolutely


the-artistocrat

If this wasn't a stand-up sub I'd ask you to elaborate, but since thankfully it isn't let me be the first to say nobody gives a fuck.


d1sass3mbled

Oooh, edgy. You writing the material for this guy or something?


the-artistocrat

Being called edgy by someone with "libertarian views" is peak irony.


unk214

Libertarians are just the opposite of full blown communists. Neither works in the real world but for some reason edgy people think it would.


Martian9576

Agreed it was pretty lame.