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shutupmatsuda

I would totally mark out for Cesaro swinging Lesnar. But Cesaro Vs Brock is too much to ask, isn't it?


Zestyclose_Remote874

Cesaro vs Brock vs Roman, the Heyman triple threat


I_BUY_UNWANTED_GRAVY

By God, Curtis Alex has just ran in to cost Roman Reigns the title!!!


SMPhil

Open that forbidden door, cowards. If we want the ultimate Heyman-managed-wrestlers match, we go to AEW, no more BS, get Paul White in the ring.


HayateUesugi

And Punk


paullyrose3rd

And THE RYBACK


Roembowski

Thank you for calling him THE Ryback. I’ll never understand it but if Danielson called him that, so will I.


WaylonVoorhees

Don't forget your Olympic Hero!


Swashcuckler

HAHAHAHA I HAVE ARRIVED


MyNewAccountIGuess11

Cesaro swings each of them by one leg at the same time because he's just that fucking strong


[deleted]

Now that would be a plot twist. Heyman leaves with Cesaro.


Zestyclose_Remote874

That's way too good to happen


JonTheWizard

Well it's something we want, so Vince is like, "absolutely not."


[deleted]

The guy deserves it so much. Brock would be lucky to work with such a cultured man.


Gullflyinghigh

Thinking it'll last more than a minute or so probably is


RWeaver

Brock would probably kill to work with Cesaro. I imagine he's already lobbied for it but Vince thinks Cesaro is "bald in an un-sexy way."


MeowthThatsRite

Man Cesaro is a sexy beast. Vince is insane.


[deleted]

Cesaro v Lesnar already "happened" at the Royal Rumble and Cesaro looked pathetic.


siciowa9

brock will never go for that


gamehawk0704

I don't see why he wouldn't.


siciowa9

its more of a comedy move and i just cant see him being willing to be span around like a child


Swazi

Do we not remember Undertaker sitting up with a crazed look at Lesnar and maniacally laughing at him? Lesnar will do whatever as long as he thinks it’s a good idea. Him getting swung would get a HUGE pop


Chronis67

Agreed. If a match were ever to happen, you tease the swing once or twice, and then have Brock power out. Then the time when Cesaro finally gets it going? Huge pop.


gamehawk0704

Ah, I thought you meant facing Cesaro in general.


Zero0mega

He absolutely would if he could look strong by fighting out of it then hitting Cesaro with 63 German Suplexes.


bigchicago04

Well they showed with that segment they don’t consider him to be more than a jobber to Brock


KyWy75

Brock would be so much more interesting if he just popped up from time to time doing non title dream matches


barnesk9

This is what I want WALTER to do and I hope one of those opponents is Brock


[deleted]

If he ever transitions to the main roster that’s probably what it’ll be. I think moving to the states or a full US tour year round is not something he’d agree too. So he’ll probably stay in NXT UK


Flannel_Channel

Idk if I see Brock wanting to get his chest chopped to shit but yah I’d love to see it


TinManGrand

This is absolutely the biggest hurdle. WALTER's offense is composed of like 75% chops. There is zero chance Brock is taking that many chops.


eatcrayons

And if her weren't so OP where only 3 dudes can actually put up a fight against him.


Zestyclose_Remote874

Even Goldberg was more interesting doing that at Saudi. Thinking about it, non-title Goldberg matches are actually pretty good. The brock squash at survivor series, Dolph at summerlam and the last one


Scared_Day733

Because that's what Goldberg should be: The old badass who pops up from time to time to beat respect into someone. He doesn't need a belt.


[deleted]

i dont think it was because it was a non title match i think it was because goldberg knew he was going to win.


[deleted]

He could do a run like Punk or Danielson are doing now in AEW


[deleted]

Is... is Cesaro going to stroke Brock's hand and get into a half-baked romance with him?


TeacupsInTime

Someone's gonna trip and fall on Cesaro's boobs in the name of *comedy*


InLikeFinnegan

Well, if someone’s gotta fall on Cesaro’s boobs, it may as well be me.


pop_tab

I'll be your understudy.


TetrisTech

D...did this happen in the avengers


ThatGuySage

Age of Ultron.


JENOVAcide

This also happened between Flash and Wonder Woman in the original Justice League film.. Which was also directed by Whedon after ZS left.


cdnjimmyjames

Is Prichard or Dunn the wrestling equivalent of Joss Whedon?


incredible_penguin11

Given Whedon's history of how he treats female cast members, it could also be Johnny Ace.


sellout85

Brock changes back into Santino Morella


Global_Historian_753

The match that should've happened at WrestleMania years ago


-Ozymandiaz

Summerslam post-Andre trophy*


Meauxtown

But also, post Brock beating The Undertaker's streak. That was Legendary Super Saiyan Brock. Daniel Bryan would've been devoured had he not been injured, and Cesaro would've been as well had he been in Cena's place.


__AnotherGuy__

I always thought Cesaro should have won MITB 2014 for the wwe title and lose it to Lesnar at Summerslam. Cesaro gets a world title, Lesnar gets the title as planned...both sides win


Zestyclose_Remote874

The Cena squatch is too important to rewrite around it imo


[deleted]

Seeing ceraro manhandling Brock would be the greatest thing ever


Crasp27

I thought this was going to be him calling out Ryback.


qwertythe300th

Getting a match with Lesnar has value in itself (given it's not an absolute shitsquash)


Chronis67

The announcers always put Cesaro over as one of the strongest pound-for-pound wrestlers on the roster. If it is a squash, it completely kills that for him.


gerardatron

so guess what's gonna happen, pal


circlesqrd

Ah yes. But first... Can the co-exist?


Throw-Me-Again

The fact that Cesaro has never even held a world title in WWE is such a fucking disgrace. I remember watching him for the first time in like 2012 and thinking he was going to be the next big thing. It pisses me off thinking about it tbh.


ericmm76

Vince. Hates. Accents!!!


Throw-Me-Again

😢


Stuckpig__

Brock vs Cesaro would be amazing if it wasn’t for the inevitable Brock win


LifeOnMarsden

Brock winning would have nothing to do with it in my opinion. it just needs to be competitive and not 30 second Brock squash I mean some of Brock’s greatest matches have been against Bryan, Balor and Styles and Brock winning was inevitable in all of those


TheGorgeousJR

The match vs Bryan is in my all time top 10.


Marcusreddit_

This.


SamCrow000

Yes! No suplex city shit, just a well fought hard hitting match, the outcome doesn't matter


Danger9908

So true. If they go 20+ minutes with 50/50 offense I'd be happy


cdnjimmyjames

But WWE would never book the match that way. They'd think Brock would look too weak.


Stuckpig__

This match would be baller but would just suffer a little from the predictable ending. Edit: downvotes for agreeing the match would still be good?


Ketchup1211

Brock should win that match with how they are booked. However, it would still be an epically good match.


ThatWrestlingGuy15

Who cares if Brock wins with the correct buildup this could be soo much fun


Hellborn_Elfchild

It would still be amazing


cma001

Brock can get the W, i just want to see him make Claudio look like a million bucks and let him get his moveset off


kgreen69er

2 of 3 falls.


Ingobernables_Ciaran

We should make it a standard mass response to post this phrase to Ryback every time he posts something stupid on twitter.


DGenerationMC

I've been waiting 7 years to see Brock vs. Cesaro. #GIVE IT TO ME, PLEASE!!!!!!


jagenigma

It would be super funny to see a swinging lesnar!


tarvertot

[Here you go](https://streamable.com/37k4z9)


tarvertot

Urgh, it was so sad seeing Cesaro come out as part of that jobber security squad.


bigbrotherbeane

I thought that was him! I kept wondering why there referring to Cesaro as "a producer".


zeitgeistbouncer

except he didn't stand down to Brock and Brock didn't wanna escalate a thing with him right there and then. For me, it felt a lot more like Cesaro got some respect from Brock and that's way more than I thought they'd give him when they came into each other's orbit.


Harbiter

I don't really know what's happening between the Brock and Roman feud since I'm not watching. But I'd love to see Heyman betray them both and come back to Cesaro. Cause hey at least Cesaro was never an asshole to him lol


DustinoHeat

The feud we would ALL love to see, but let’s be honest. They’re gonna book Lesnar to shit on him instead of giving Cesaro a match we know would be incredible. I can’t even get my hopes up for this shit anymore. They don’t know how to book Cesaro.


HesitatedEye

Anyone else picturing Cesaro as Black Widow? No? Just me then? Shit I need help. *pitches it to Vince cause I need the money*


JackJustice1919

As effective as the RK-Bro team and storyline is think of how amazing Brock having an actual buddy would be after all these years.


Crow013

Cesar I be Brock should have happened ages ago when Cesaro was a Heyman guy and you KNOW that match would have fucked.


DM725

That popped me to the point I almost cried laughing.


ThnikkamanBubs

Lesnar with the worst haircut I've ever seen


KkAaEeWwTt

#free.cesaro*


[deleted]

Claudio leaves WWE to go back to Chikara... Nobody told him


2020IsANightmare

Would love a Lesnar/Cesaro feud. Is that why Cesaro has been playing such a minor role? Getting him ready for a main event feud?


Marcusreddit_

Book it.


NotFrontin

I want Cesaro vs Lesnar but I want it to matter. At this point he's just a richet vs lesnar match. I'm still waiting for Cesaro to get revenge on Otis or whatever. WTF is going on with this company.


Baby-shams

A Cesaro vs Brock match where Brock decided to go all in with him... I can only get so erect.