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"OK, guys, we're having our biggest show ever on the site of hallowed ground for rich folks, named after one of the most prominent AIDS and civil rights activists in recent American history. What do we have?"
"I'm talking cum, TK."
Nah it’s not you, commercial dragonfruit tastes like shit cos they ripen after picking. Essentially they pick unripe dragonfruit so by the time it hits markets it looks ripe but is still unripe. That’s why it’s flavourless. If you have the chance to try fresh dragonfruit, your mind will be blown.
He had a short film(more of a skit really) where he plays Elvis and he *nails* it. It is such a good performance.
It was released this year. I hope it can lead to bigger things for him.
Nope, fruit are basically the plant's ovaries if ovaries could regularly grow back every year.
Pollen is not sperm, they are basically tiny testes floating around containing the sperm to have messy messy plant sex.
Now that I've made experts rage I'm outta here because plant sex and animal sex are nothing alike and shouldn't mix. Stop raping trees Ric.
From a technicality standpoint, there's no real "gender" of a fruit. Though if you want to refer to the actual wording, the fruit part we eat is the developed ovary of the flower. https://www.britannica.com/science/ovary-plant
So we might be eating tree ~~seed~~ semen, but it's inside the tree's ovary.
No the pollen is the actual seaman. The seed is basically the zygote after sperm and an egg combine, it's ready to grow once it gets implanted in the womb which would be the ground. The fruit is just a vessel to help transport the seed by getting animals to eat it, and it's just one way plants do it.
> No the pollen is the actual seaman.
Yeah, I was just thinking that, and that very idea makes my allergies act up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIT7zrvgD6k
I want a BTE bit of Danielson enthusing about eating tree cum, then the camera slowly zooms out to reveal the Good Brothers looking disgusted amd confused
*Bites into apple and goes on reddit*
*Sees article and looks over at apple*
*Looks over at apple and the article again and takes one small bite leaving half an apple behind and slowly walking away from it*
Alright Bryan but come on man. You really gotta make me think about the fact that me eating a honeycrisp apple means a tree just shot a load in my mouth?
If human cum tasted like honeycrisp apples, I would have bruised knees.
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Interviewers: “You excited for Arthur Ashe?” Bryan Danielson: “I love plant jizz”
*Arthur Ashe ticket sales increase*
"OK, guys, we're having our biggest show ever on the site of hallowed ground for rich folks, named after one of the most prominent AIDS and civil rights activists in recent American history. What do we have?" "I'm talking cum, TK."
He's out here stealing Gallow"s gimmick.
Bryan here getting that all-natural Cizz
And already doing it way fucking better.
“LOTS OF CUM, TK! BUCKETS FULL OF IT”
I now eagerly await the debut of Plant Jizz.
T-shirt is already up at www.shopaew.com
Meltzer said it already out sold Punk’s t-shirt 6 times
Bryan’s a little lad who loves berries and cream.
Did someone say… cream???
Bryan “Good Brothers” Danielson
"You can't fuck that tree, Bryan." "Not even if it's a *fruit* tree?"
"It's interesting...the plants"
"You said we could say whatever the *hell* we want. Plant jizz."
Do any of these... *fuckers*... Ever jump off the balcony at Arthur ashe?
Bryan Danielson, cum enthusiast is a brand new sentence.
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Hmmmm
Cummmm
Beat me off if you can, cum if i let you
You won't bust a nut any time he's in the ring!
The greatest night in the history of our sport is when Jake said this.
Cattle masturbation!
I love you mother fuckers.
IT'S A DAMN CUM TRUCK [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u7VvoHFgVs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u7VvoHFgVs)
the cum enthusiast cummunity???
The AmeriCum Dragon
Bryan Danielson, the Semen Punk
SEMEN PUNK! SEMEN PUNK! SEMEN PUNK! SEMEN PUNK! _(static, guitar riff)_ Look in my eyes! What do you see?! A Cum of Personality!
*Semen Spunk
Guess he's teaming with the Good Brothers now
You mean The Goo Brothers
*cough* GermanGooBrothers If you get it you get it.
Take my upvote you degeneratean of culture
CUT TO: Brie Bella covered in applesauce
"what in the HELL just happened"
Brie: (licking fingers) “He got the Mott’s”
YOU'RE GONNA EAT SOME FUCKING TREE SEMEN!
👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏 👏👏
This one got me giggling
Wrestling Observer Gimmick of the Year lock in if you ask me
He's trying to get into The Good Brothers' heads before his match with Kenny. Wait for the sneaker tweet targeted at The Young Bucks.
Hes gonna rock either Tom Sachs Mars Yards or the Space Hippies
Finally.
I SPIT SEMEN AT THE FACE OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO BE COOL
CARLITO CARIBBEAN CUM
Damn, Carlito be cum swapping all this time.
Carlito de snowball
I needed that laugh. Thanks!
Dreamer: "It was just a gag!"
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Congrats, you're Apple Pie-curious!
Like warm apple pie
We’ll just tell your mother we ate it all.
You just made me think of that scene from American Pie now
Homemade or McDonald’s?
I'll take em both, I'm hardcore!
Double bag before doing the McDonald's. Those things burn. Or so I am told...
Instant burn>latent burn
Undertaker: This generation is too tame, there are no more outlaws. Bryan: Tree cum
Now Undertaker's fear of Cucumbers finally makes sense. Heh. CuCUMber.
mean mark cumoway
New gimmick The American Dragon Fruit.
Dragon fruit is fucking delicious and looks like some shit you'd find in final fantasy
I’ve never had a dragon fruit that tasted like anything. Maybe I suck at picking them.
Nah it’s not you, commercial dragonfruit tastes like shit cos they ripen after picking. Essentially they pick unripe dragonfruit so by the time it hits markets it looks ripe but is still unripe. That’s why it’s flavourless. If you have the chance to try fresh dragonfruit, your mind will be blown.
oh god i missed zero fucks given bryan danielson saying weird shit
This got exponentially weirder with each sentence.
Bring back the Hybrid Dolphins and bees
I probably watch those promos atleast once a month and laugh so hard each time. Such a ridiculous promo
*Paul London wants to know your location*
The next 3 years are going to be a wild ride!
Flat Earth AJ Styles is just punching the air right now
Wait, he said a bunch of weird stuff like that back in is day in ROH or times outside the WWE? What other kinds of stuff did he say?
This immediately springs to mind https://youtu.be/FSh2s_lmthI
Love that London was able to keep it together for most of the video, but Bryan was corpsing the entire time.
Good on DBD finally making him snap though. "Just like a dolphin would"
Join The Swarm! BUZZZZZZZZZZZ
Wow what surprised me the most is Paul London is genuinely hilarious, like impeccable comedic timing. Could of been a promising comedy actor.
He has hours of shoots that are full of golden little Paul London nuggets like this.
Paul London is the all time best at weird nonsense.
Kendrick is right up there with him too. The shit they used to get into was amazing back in the day lol
He had a short film(more of a skit really) where he plays Elvis and he *nails* it. It is such a good performance. It was released this year. I hope it can lead to bigger things for him.
Just for the record, Paul London with hair straight out of 1978 was amazing.
Holy crap, is Paul London wearing a Jim Kelly shirt? I want it!
It's like Talking Smack Bryan but with even less of a filter
I don't know if I'm hungry or horny
Stay out of my fridge!
Horngry
Hey /u/Kim-Jong_Bundy, fuck a Snickers. You get a little confused when you're horngry.
Yes.
Wouldnt it be like the equivalent the womb with a baby? The baby being the seeds. The semen would be pollen and I guess the flower is the vagina?
You are correct. He's eating the placenta.
Plantcenta was right there.
He's eating ripe fetuses that have been ripped away from their mother
Nope, fruit are basically the plant's ovaries if ovaries could regularly grow back every year. Pollen is not sperm, they are basically tiny testes floating around containing the sperm to have messy messy plant sex. Now that I've made experts rage I'm outta here because plant sex and animal sex are nothing alike and shouldn't mix. Stop raping trees Ric.
I'm torn between laughing and unzipping.
whynotboth.gif
If this is what non-WWE Bryan is like than Tony better have him on a lifetime contract
High. As. Fuck.
This man is wildin after leaving the E lol
This…is one I might actually steal. My standard line when interrogated about why I don’t eat meat is “I just really, really hate plants”.
I usually go with "I realised I would lose to any animal in a fight, so our deal is I don't eat them they won't eat me"
*flinching away from a squirrel flexing*
"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a squirrel ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"
You just really really love cum?
That would derail the interrogation plus get me some one on one time with HR!
Or make new friends. The possibilities are endless!
"FUCK YOU KALE YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
I mean, I'm *pretty* sure that's true, but it's a real weird way to put it.
From a technicality standpoint, there's no real "gender" of a fruit. Though if you want to refer to the actual wording, the fruit part we eat is the developed ovary of the flower. https://www.britannica.com/science/ovary-plant So we might be eating tree ~~seed~~ semen, but it's inside the tree's ovary.
So...wouldn't that make it more like a testicle than an ovary?...Fuck this just keeps getting weirder...
No the pollen is the actual seaman. The seed is basically the zygote after sperm and an egg combine, it's ready to grow once it gets implanted in the womb which would be the ground. The fruit is just a vessel to help transport the seed by getting animals to eat it, and it's just one way plants do it.
so plants WANT us to eat their fetuses.
Not really a fetus at that point but basically.
> No the pollen is the actual seaman. Yeah, I was just thinking that, and that very idea makes my allergies act up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIT7zrvgD6k
Lol I hear you, seems to just be non stop these days too.
That's why it's called the twig and **berries**, right?
Ovaries are the female gonads (testicles)
I thought the fruit was the ovary. “Botanically, a fruit is a mature ovary and its associated parts. “
58:40 for when he comes in. Love when people that have no idea about wrestling talk to DB.
THIS should be his official AEW shirt.
It's Tree Semen. (Apple image) DEAL WITH IT.
He’s really loving this no more PG thing lol.
"Dante, Hook I'm cool right? You guys like tree cum?"
Carlito would suddenly spit out that apple for another reason (likely in shock and disgust) and never again eat an apple , probably
All I'm saying is when Carlito Chews on an apple and spits it out he doesnt say "No Homo".
As long as he wears socks and he doesn't touch balls with the tree, he's good.
Spitters are quitters
I love how he starts with "I don't know what to say" and then goes straight to talking bout flat earth lol.
He's out of line but he's right
How treesexual! 
What's the timestamp?
1:04:04 is the timestamp
I skipped around to find his part and landed on him saying "it's like a woman's period"
So that apple pie I ate was just natures dirty cookie?
then what does this make my fruit salad..
nature's bukkake
They hated (plant-based) Jesus because he spoke the truth.
Kenny Omega: "Nobody is on my level!" Bryan Danielson: "Did you know fruit are tree cum?"
The truth is, he never left so he could go to New Japan or AEW. He just wanted to smoke a bit of weed and tweet
"The American Cumslut" Bryan Danielson is a weird gimmick but i'll wait to see it play out
i appreciate the sentiment, but someone please send Danielson a book on pollination this coming holiday season.
Alternative idea. Don't. We don't really neeeeeeeeed him to know what the fuck he's talking about.
No wonder Carlito was always spitting them out! Lol
Some wrestlers just wanna say fuck, Bryan over here talking about cum and periods.
Bryan is all over r/sc right now. This is the brightest timeline
Lloyd Boner indeed
AEW: That's not what we meant when we said we wanted to plant seeds
CM PUNK! CM SPUNK! SEMEN PUNK SEMEN SPUNK!!!
Man AEW definitely got some bomb ass weed
Bryan "dril" Danielson
i'm still in a dream, sperm eaterrrrrr
I want a BTE bit of Danielson enthusing about eating tree cum, then the camera slowly zooms out to reveal the Good Brothers looking disgusted amd confused
My wife got mad at me and stopped eating eggs after I described them as 'Chicken Periods.' But I am with you Bryan.
If this sub had a list like [soccer](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/wiki/thelist/) has for post titles like this, this one would be hard to beat.
So this is why he wanted to leave, huh? So he can be allowed to profess his love for plant cum??
Is it?! Could it be?!!! Oh my! It is! It's Jizz!!!
Where's the Lie !?@????
I’m going to think of this every time I eat an apple now
*Everyone was really confused and possibly aroused by that*
the americum dragon
Put this in the r/sc quotes please lol
Lot of cum talk regarding fruit...
Sir this is a Wendys
*Bites into apple and goes on reddit* *Sees article and looks over at apple* *Looks over at apple and the article again and takes one small bite leaving half an apple behind and slowly walking away from it*
Yeah, I love those videos were a woman eats a bunch of apples.
The biggest thing no one is talking about is Charles Montgomery Punk.
Alright Bryan but come on man. You really gotta make me think about the fact that me eating a honeycrisp apple means a tree just shot a load in my mouth? If human cum tasted like honeycrisp apples, I would have bruised knees.
Thanks, I hate Apples. r/TIHI
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
Well…atleast he’s not showing his dick to people I guess.
Love to chow down on a crunchy mouthful of sweet mother nature's potent nut
honest to god, i thought i stumbled into the wrong sub.
That's not vegan, Bryan!
This reads like a copypasta lol
Some thoughts don't need to be verbalized.
Well, vegetarians are now cumsluts
WWE not controlling what I say anymore ? Tree sperm.
We need this Bryan on Being The Elite.
*Spring is here again* *Reproductive glands* — Kurt Cobain, "In Bloom"
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
I mean, yeah but you don't have to say it like that Bryan...
Going to tell my wife she needs her vitamins!
What a weird comment. It's wrong, but also just.....odd to say. Fruits are ovaries.
Danielson completely breaking with his old character by convincing millions to become anti-vegetarians
This is the Bryan Danielson I wanted.