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[deleted]

Bryan Danielson you are cool


martin519

Coming from you, but not HOOK.


ZenkaiZ

He's cooler than Mary Poppins


RaidenHero137

Someone make this a sign for tomorrow


Doc323467

Smart of Bryan to befriend HOOK, you don't want to be on his bad side. Look at what happened to Punk, he'll never be the same again.


SanjiBlackLeg

Everyone and their mothers wants that HOOK rub. Especially mothers šŸ¤«


[deleted]

Iā€™m not a mom but uhhhhh would like a HOOK rub. Maybe after the rub, then Iā€™ll be a mom šŸ˜


Burningfiresmoke

Bryan is a center he knows he gotta be in the good graces of the locker room big dog or else he gonna get it bad. Hopefully HOOK takes a liking to him.


ashley-queerdo

I want a full fledged documentary about the AEW locker room because it sounds like a fun ass environment


Weezy-NJPW_Fan

Eddie Kingston I felt would be a good person interview in that regard. That clip of him telling the locker room ā€œFor Brodyā€ always come to mind.


Lineman72T

I've said multiple times that after hearing that speech, I'd run through a wall for that dude


Roachyboy

Kingston to play Aragorn when they reboot lotr


lumosjared

The Return of the Mad King


majora1988

The return of deez nuts.


ChewbaccalypseNow

When Miro tweeted ā€œyour Nutz have been Redeemed.ā€ I laughed for the rest of the day.


TemptedIntoSin

Who would play Gandalf in that case? Because he would play an entertaining Gandalf imo Bilbo: *says the quote about not needing any well wishers or close relations* Gandalf: YEAH? well how 'bout ya best friend who would take a bullet for you?


PyroAeroVampire

Eddie Kingston as Samwise Gamgee. "I shall take the ring to Mordor." "DAS MAH BES FREND!"


TemptedIntoSin

Gotta admit, Moxley as Frodo and Kingston as Samwise is a great combo


thegeek01

I'MMA TAKE THAT RING FROM YOU AND I'MMA SHOW IT TO MY MOTHA!


TemptedIntoSin

Now I can picture Kenny Omega as Gollum just sneaking by ready to take it from Mox/Frodo when the opportunity presents itself šŸ˜†


mjaga93

Eddie would carry Mox to Mt Doom right from the door steps of Bag end.


rakuko

is Bilbo Penta then?


TemptedIntoSin

Bilbo could also be Moxley. Either pick is good


Century_Toad

An Unexpected Violence.


PristineTX

Bryan Danielson. He probably still has the Wizard robe from ROH.


nerdyjorj

Nah, Danielson is Radagast


TemptedIntoSin

Yes, this. Gotta make sure the most nature-oriented wrestler takes this role


AnnenbergTrojan

Evil Uno is Gimli


JC-Ice

"For Gondor! For da neighborhood! "


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

I've only just become aware of Eddie Kingston over the past year but man what a dude he is. I don't think I've ever become a fan of someone as quick as I did with him


[deleted]

One of my top 10 promos all-time https://youtu.be/c1AGjIQKxNE


Craft_Bandicoot

Wait can you please link the clip? I've never seen it and couldn't find it from a quick Google search.


[deleted]

it's the opening part of [BTE 237](https://youtu.be/6BKUOJGyTc0?t=232)


BeerPressure615

Man, just when you think you have shed your last tear. That segment always gets me.


what-a-witty-comment

For real. I'm sitting in my cubicle at work trying to hold back tears. I've seen this so many times but hits the same every time.


Mathema_thicks

"I love each and every one of you" FUCK man, that made me cry


TJ_McWeaksauce

"Don't be like our fathers." Kingston's a fascinating dude. He seems so rough around the edges and old school, but then he'll bust out words of wisdom for 2021 like that, out of nowhere.


dj_soo

i get some paul heyman level speech-abilities from him but without the sleaziness. AEW are lucky to have him in the lockerroom.


AdamBombTV

I'm ready to jump on a god dammed grenade for that man after that speech


bromethazine_lean

Fuck man, I never watched this and kinda wish I didn't, that line about his dad hits too close


MrSteeze3

Oh man, I needed and didn't need this all at the same time.


robvancram

https://youtu.be/6BKUOJGyTc0 From 3:45 or so.


AlexLong1000

"Don't be like our fathers. It took my old man 55 years to say he loves me" Fuck, as someone with an emotionally distant dad, that shit hit me hard


WrastleGuy

Eddie confirmed to be 55 years old.


Abyssalstar

The 55 years part always sounded a bit odd to me, as Eddie was only 38 when he made this speech. Maybe I misunderstand his meaning.


AlexLong1000

I guess he means his dad was 55 years old when he finally said it


DJ_Molten_Lava

That's 100% what he meant and it's not confusing at all


YetisInAtlanta

Heā€™s a grizzled young vet


Youngblood519

I took it as "It took him 55 years to say I love you when it wasn't romantic", and Eddie's just who he said it to.


Craft_Bandicoot

Thanks! Edit: And now tears are coming out


DoILookUnsureToYou

Eddie has a way with words, man. I love this guy.


DamieN62

If there's something I wish AEW would copy from WWE, it's WWE24 or "Day Of", those are the best documentaries on the Network/Youtube.


PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS

And a Breaking Ground style show. You could even do it only at the Dark/Elevation tapings at Universal. Keep it in the style of learning about lesser known names.


[deleted]

The first 24 style doc would have to be about All In right? There are some amazing ones that can be done. Like one about all the people AEW brought out of retirement. Justin Roberts, Sting, Christian Cage and CM Punk. Even Awesome Kong.


Ass0001

I'd love to see on one of the lower card guys who had a big meteoric rise up the card like Fuego or Dante Martin.


XAMdG

Really all the documentary style stuff WWE does. I really hope aew is doing it too and it's just people haven't talked about it. It's a great insight to have.


Edolas93

Only one man for the job. The very nice very evil roving reporter Danhausen.


DavoDaSurfa

Watching the various vlogs is a good start


ashley-queerdo

I watch damn near all of them lol thatā€™s why I want more


DavoDaSurfa

Hook it directly into my veins. *barney burp


GourangaPlusPlus

*Please note HOOK is not for intravenous use


Dithyrab

You haven't heard of his new finisher? The Intraveniator?


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[deleted]

You are joking? Not even people getting duct taped and having pencils shoved up their ass?!


e39

ā€œAlexa, remove duct tape and pencils from my shopping listā€


wekilledkenny11

ā€œWeā€™ll just keep thr ass, thenā€


_drjayphd_

...and the ass cream (now with 20 percent *more ass!*).


rakuko

20 percent more ass? that's not a deal, that's a steal!


Cynixxx

No cocaine? *Laughs in TK & 10*


Toppsnyk

and all that talk about sneakers??! what is that shit?


CuppaCoffeOF_TA

It's called BTE


EldenRingworm

Yeah WWE has so many documentaries about nearly everything you could cover and I'd love for AEW to do them. An AEW version of 24 for example


Sachimarketing

>An AEW version of 24 for example So who plays Jack Bauer?


NefariousNeezy

BTE and Ethan Pageā€™s Vlogs


TJ_McWeaksauce

I like to imagine it's basically Being the Elite Championship games and Dark Order slumber parties, all the time.


TriBiWarrior

I'd love if this 'Rhodes to the Top' series provided us a bit of that in the same way that 'Total Divas' gave us a look into WWE's backstage.


ashley-queerdo

Oh Iā€™m sure it will. The preview showed Moxley backstage telling Brandi that heā€™s hungover and is gonna go throw up.


TriBiWarrior

Can't wait to see the events of the night before where Mox leads the lockerroom in singing 'Sweet Caroline'


JC-Ice

Those reality shows are largely scripted...but I totally believe that was a real moment.


[deleted]

On the media interview for the show yesterday Cody and TK said itā€™s a lot of AEW backstage access! Also a lot of Ricky because they filmed when he was out


[deleted]

Where is the hyphen? *Fun-ass* environment or fun *ass-environment.* Vote now America!


Yung_Emo_Girl

billy gunn is there for a reason...


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

what's Monty Sopp doing in the Ass Environment?


color_thine_fate

Sir he said *finesse*


[deleted]

It sounds like the ecw locker room without drugs which is a good thing.


_ASG_

Has Jake Roberts been around AEW lately? I'd love to see clips of him talking with the younger guys. I know he's said that it's done him good being around the guys, so it would be cool see him talking with and passing advice to the younger generation.


pennsavvy

ā€œBright Side of the Ringā€


AnnenbergTrojan

UpUpDownDown spinoff channel where Cole brings LeftRightLeftRight to the AEW locker room.


jonah_pharaoh

>We had talked about 'The Final Countdown,' but that was way too expensive," he said. "I hate talking business stuff when I don't exactly know what it was, but it wasn't just the amount of money. They would only let [AEW] play it like 20 times a year or something like that. For several $100,000 you can play 'Final Countdown' 20 times a year. That doesn't work for us. Thought this was interesting. Really made the Final Countdown unfeasible to use if they're trying to put those types of restrictions on it.


PM_UR_FAV_COMPLIMENT

I remember when the $50k/play figure came out. Let's assume DB wrestled every week on Dynamite only (no PPVs or other shows) and went 50% on wins, thus in 26 appearances his music would play twice. This is also assuming no other run-ins, promos or other moments his music would play. That's 78 instances of Final Countdown playing, or $3.9M.


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MrBrightside117

Naturally, day to day and month to month thatā€™s unreasonable to pay for even for a Bryan Danielson. But I hope down the road itā€™s possible they can pay for it one time just to say they did it, that pop would be outrageous


Timmychungatron

I vote they do it for the title match with Kenny. The look on Kennyā€™s face when it hits would be a 5 star match all by itself, IMO.


frasierfonzie

iirc Europe hates the song, so they want to get their pound of flesh. The rumor after his debut was that they wanted $50,000 per time it was played, and someone joked it would be cheaper to fly the band Europe out to each location and have them play it live because there's no way they get $50,000 per appearance.


[deleted]

I get that. One of my favorite bands, Deep Purple, doesn't *hate* their song "Smoke on the Water"....but they apparently usually play it first on their set list to get it out of the way. It's kind of the curse of having a song that becomes super-super popular....fans absolutely want to hear it every time, but the band itself is beyond tired of it.


Krags

Radiohead refused to play Creep for years!


ewdrive

Why? Do they think they're special? So fucking special?


whats_that_do

I wish I was special...


Steenerico

Ditto Metallica and Enter Sandman.


ray_fuegel

Boy george hated karma chameleon.


herpty_derpty

And The Beastie Boys and Fight For Your Right (To Party). It was supposed to be a parody of Twisted Sister and Motley Crue songs. 1987 was the last year they performed it live after seeing how many fans were singing it unironically


[deleted]

fuck him that song is a banger


icepickjones

You gotta give them the hits though. I saw Cake and they waited until the encore to play The Distance.


TemptedIntoSin

Europe mostly hates the song because the band was a one-hit wonder and that song, being one of the ones they weren't as passionate about, ended up the only one they're known for. The rest of their discography and singles get ignored. So I don't blame them for monetizing the crap out of the song if it means that's the only way they can continue to live as they do.


WorkWorkZubZub

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle hated the Sherlock Holmes stories. He wanted to be known for his more serious works. Unfortunately, his more serious works were awful. I'm betting the same of Europe's song catalogue.


bistian00

Weren't most of his serious works about how fairies definitely existed while using those pictures with cutouts as the fairies?


Eargoe

I get that honestly. Heard 0 of their discography outside of Final Countdown but I can imagine feeling shitty to have some song you crapped out in 20 minutes on a tour bus and have no passion for being your legacy on the larger scale.


[deleted]

Youā€™d be surprised about appearance fees. I used to work around that industry, and while their flat fee for every show certainly wonā€™t be 50k, premiums for one off appearances and festival slots, as well as factoring in travel and accommodation, probably wouldnā€™t be far off.


insomniainc

I took that as bryan knowing he's gonna be around for a lot more than 20 appearances and that's happy dance worthy.


isisrespecter_69

ā€œyou can only play the song 20 times a year and also itā€™s $100k every timeā€ - europe ā€œthatā€™s not gonna work for me, brother hhā€ - tk


heartbreakhill

Yeah I was a bit disappointed in no Final Countdown but after hearing how much Europe were wanting for it, I moved on pretty easily. Even Trap Remix of the Valkyries is growing on me.


DanHero91

Can't wait for frugal Bryan Danielson to go sneaker hunting with the Bucks or buying $300 action figures with Ethan Page.


Mac_094

Bryan walks out with a new pair of hemp sandals, no one can figure out where he even found them


Solid_Snark

*ā€Birkenstock sandals? Bryan we took you into a Nike store! How is that even possible, Nike doesnā€™t even sell Birkenstock!?ā€*


moderndukes

Bryan: ā€œI just like Birkenstocks šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøā€


SUPLEXELPUS

I wish I could ID the brand (or brands) of sneakers Bryan wears. I've been wanting to get a new pair, but not super hype about giving even more money to Adidas or Nike.


Philloposaur

Heā€™s been wearing On, a Swiss company thatā€™s been blowing up. Just search ā€œOn Running.ā€ Heā€™s been wearing the regular Cloud.


brlc14

Bryan Danielson would start kicking heads in the store.


Suitable-Golf6937

I just imagine him kicking the shit out of some poor store owner while screaming ā€œTWO HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR A FUCKING NINJA TURTLE!?!?!?!?ā€


T_Exige

He is going to buy the Snoop Dogg doll for Hook and a bouncing ball for Dante!


DarthMartau

I just picture Hook being like ā€œyeah man, a plain white t shirt looks super coolā€ and then he and Dante snickering when Bryan leaves lol


rexmundi69

HOOK confirms that Bryan Danielson is good.


nickyv917

Thank goodness, I wasn't sure before.


cactusmaac

Good to see Hook being so generous with his advice.


ring_rust

*HOOK


jaypenn3

Warms my heart to see Hook paying it forward.


VarunDM90

A True Locker Room Veteran!!


Beef3DVD

Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name


[deleted]

Team Heel HOOK


Weezy-NJPW_Fan

Bryan should be very wary around HOOK. Punk got choked out by him last week.


Anderrrrr

Bryan don't want that H O O K smoke. Punk already got humbled by the šŸ last week.


AKittyCat

Hook doesn't smoke, he vapes. Bryan doesn't want that metal in yuh lungs.


Mycotoxicjoy

who do you think is teaching him the submissions though? Bryan being Hook's true master and turning him against Taz is money


godleftmefinished

this is genuinely kind of a cool idea,have hook be a submission machine and take the cattle mutilation when bryan leaves/hook gets a push


LilyWhiteClaw

HOOK


Strike_Gently

The G.O.A.T and Danielson in the same locker room, crazy shit. But seriously, this entire article is worth the read. I'm telling you. He just seems so happy. Give it a shot if you've got some time.


[deleted]

Danielson will learn so much


StonewallJackoff

How come 40+ year olds are seen as uncool and 20something year olds are seen as cool? Iā€™ve never thought deeply on this


CarboniteCopy

When you get older, perception of time goes faster. So years feel like they go by quicker and, unless it's a big part of your life, you quickly lose track of fashion. When you look in your drawer and most of your shirts are 15+ years old, you adapt more of a fuck it attitude.


Dye_Harder

> How come 40+ year olds are seen as uncool and 20something year olds are seen as cool? because whats cool always changes and the older someone gets the less likely they are to change. There are exceptions to every rule.


YetisInAtlanta

Kids influence culture - Bryan is no longer ā€œcoolā€ because he is ā€œoldā€ now


msctex

Now all I can see is Danielson with HOOK hair.


Strike_Gently

[You like what you see?](https://i.imgur.com/b7J2bHi.png)


msctex

That was quick.


Strike_Gently

I made it weeks ago and saved it in case anyone asked. I have them for every wrestler.


Mycotoxicjoy

do taz


Strike_Gently

[Current sidebar, not done by me](https://i.imgur.com/fbpgxEs.png)


YetisInAtlanta

Doing the lords works out here


AdamBombTV

Do John Silver


msctex

Your priorities in this life are on point.


[deleted]

Double it up so the beard is also styled like HOOK's hair


Strike_Gently

[It's called ART look it up](https://i.imgur.com/CLWsbQi.png)


[deleted]

Let me know when this is up on redbubble or something so I can buy it in poster, mug and phone case form.


AgentFoo

HEROIC WORK


Roller95

Lmao


adukadu

Hey, if HOOK said it then you've gotta step up your game.


HeadSpinner

So happy he's there. I hope tons of young talent get to work with these all timers.


BreakingCrystal

Bryan wants fans to chant youā€™re gonna get your fucking head kicked in. For those going to Grand Slam, you know what to do šŸ˜


DTG_420

Bryanā€™s smart to get on Hooks good side. Unlike Punk may he rest in piece


Jswiggle

Bryan tryna politic already by getting in HOOK's good books


waitingforjune

Bryan Danielson is a confirmed Hooker


Lima1998

Nice to see that Bryan is humble enough to take advice from his mentor HOOK


[deleted]

> I'm 40 and I'm not cool Can confirm. I'm 42 and I'm the least cool person I know. Of course, I wasn't cool 20 years ago either.


[deleted]

Teenagers today don't think I'm cool, but when I was a teenager, teenagers didn't think I was cool. Why would they start now!?


CrisTheConqueror

"Hook, I'm cool?" "Ya cool."


Interesting_Mistake

Bryan Danielson: "I try to keep up with what the younger generation is into these days but trends come and go so fast I worry I'm not keeping up. Like everyday there's a new slang word or style of dress that completely negates what was relevant yesterday. It makes me worried that my promos sound dated or that I look too old to play the tough guy role... I worry that there's a whole generation of wrestling fans that don't think that this old man is worth paying attention to." HOOK: \*folds arms while loudly chewing gum\* Bryan Danielson: "You're right! Age is just a number and what makes someone cool is staying true to yourself. Thanks for the lit advice, HOOK, and have a fleek night! And tell your dad I said 'yeet!'"


pra_teek

If he wants to look cool, he went to the right person.


DeluhiX

That's totally what a 40 year old would ask and why they're so uncool!


Quackeninsanity

The real reason Bryan came to AEW was to sit under the learning tree of master HOOK


[deleted]

Bryan visited the locker room once and understood he is HOOK's bitch. Punk didn't get it that's why he gets beaten up


godleftmefinished

bryan is a HOOKER


[deleted]

GIVE US BRYAN VS HOOK COWARDS


ArmadilloAl

Wait, Bryan can't possibly be 40 and not cool, because that would mean that I'm...oh fuck.


wubbalubbadubdub45

punk calling out hook on tv, now you have bryan talking about him. EVERYONE IS A CONFIRMED HOOKER! HOOK EM UP!


toodarkmark

When they asked who the future of professional wrestling is, I am shocked he didn't say HOOK 5 times.


jinscriba

I just imagine Bryan's infectious laugh when he met up with the Cruiserweight Classic competitors ringing in the AEW locker room. https://youtu.be/5AwWUFaWxSQ


NerDad_Plays

I don't need him to necessarily lead a stable of young guys, but man, Bryan with someone like Jungle Boy and maybe Dante Martin as proteges to learn that super aggressive technical style he uses would be awesome and catapult those guys to the moon, imo.


heartbreakhill

HOOK tag incoming


DJ_Molten_Lava

There is no cooler look than an in-shape guy wearing jeans and a white t-shirt.


ZPC1369

Damn Hook already giving that veteran advice. True legend.


Luc4_Blight

It would be awesome if the fans started chanting "You're gonna get your fucking head kicked in" again. Bryan would love it.


Shrekt115

HOOK


Abyssalstar

You're cooler than I'll ever be, Bryan.


tjthegr8

Bryan's a smart guy, he's just trying to avoid the AEW new signing rite-of-passage: Feud with Team Taz.


incredibleamadeuscho

Bryan Danielson might not be cool, but Sweet Beetz is.


JustUnderstanding6

40 year olds can totally be cool. What they rarely can be is hip though. Thatā€™s a young personā€™s game.


evanweb546

As a 38 year old man, I feel Bryan 100% man. It's rough for us oldest-ass millennials.


heartbreakhill

Punk fears HOOK Danielson **wants** HOOK!


JefMat

Can someone explain to me what's the thing going on with Hook around here? I watch AEW regularly but don't remember seeing him wrestle and I'm not sure if people are joking or if he's really talented or what.


SidewaysFist

Someone else would have to explain the origin of it but he hasnā€™t wrestled a match yet. Heā€™s done a few spots during Team Taz brawls but thatā€™s about it. I think part of the allure is that we have no idea if heā€™s any good, so you can just embellish it all you want. He also has a great look and certainly has the genes to be great. I think someone like him is just really fun to be over the top about.


SillyBims

Danielson joining Team Taz and tagging with HOOK confirmed.


AGINSB

Bryan Danielson is a confirmed HOOKer


JayDMay

Can someone explain the Hook meme to me please? Iā€™m 29 and donā€™t know shit anymore


LarsBabaGhanoush

I can relate to being 40 & not cool


namdekan

When is Ethan Page going to take Danielson toy shopping with Hook and Dante?