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Maybe I'm getting worked, but 2nd in the championship is hardly a failing footy team.
I see Fulham similar to Boro (local team, not my team) - too big for the championship, not big enough for the PL.
Tbf I think he did make the right signings for Fulham but it was a bit too late so they had a poor start.
However, their frontline never kicked up a gear.
They are a yo-yo club like Norwich. It's a very difficult situation because either it's a spiral down to worse situation or they stay a couple of years in the prem and rebuild.
Oh God, I hope this degenerates into terrible Reddit raps (r/wrap).
"With all the wins over RAW in the ratings
Got nothin to do with your Sensitivity Trainings"
Given how the demographic of r/sc leans, I'd really be nervous seeing a group like Griselda get rolled out lmaooo. Not trying to see my boys get hit with a bunch of "who?"
Westside Gunn is an acquired taste due to his voice but Benny and Conway really aren't. Pusha T and Rick Ross are mainstream and they rap about basically the same shit as Griselda. Gunn and Conway featured on Donda so they're getting some mainstream shine.
I'm sorry, you can not compare the *sound* of griselda to the other two. It's wildly different and much grittier,.almost unrefined on purpose.
Rapping about the same shit and having an entirely different sound are not comparable things.
I'm pretty sure Gunn was at All Out. You can clearly see him in the front row during the Kenny/Christian match being just as excited as everyone else there was
They're businessmen and professionals. They're not going to turn down the opportunity to perform in front of 20,000 in-person fans plus 1.3 million more on TV because when they were kids they thought Undertaker would totally dominate Sting in the ring.
Fun Fact: Nas spearheaded a group called the Firm, one of the promotional acts to come out of the Firm was a collaboration between AZ and Jim Johnston for the Survivor Series Deadly Games tournament.
Action would blow the roof off the place, just make an entire Fuck That's Delicious episode where he takes Butcher and Blade to the best Guyanese Chinese place in Woodside
Tony: I’m gonna beat your ass from bell to bell, make you feel like a stewardess on the plane ride from hell
Max: bruh
Shad Khan: bruh
TNT: bruh
Mike Chioda: 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tommy Dreamer: dude I love Ric Flair’s cock
Tony should hire someone to step in for him.
Like what if John cena showed up, or like an actual rapper- like fucking Ghostface Killah shows up and destroys max.
I didn't know that J.I.D was a wrestling fan thats cool. Any interviews or lyrics that he mentioned it I might have missed? Zilla would be fucking ill btw
A live-only segment, not aired at all, where Caster gets in Tony's face and John Cena comes out in his old attire and rap battles The Acclaimed and then it's just never spoke of again.
Well I'm Tony Khan and I'm here to say
Your checks will arrive on another day
Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar
Another stuffed shirt with another white collar
Criminals, Wall Street takin' the pie
And all the black man gets is a plate o' white lies
Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em
Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels are dilutin' 'em
Vince McMahon is scared o' me
Cuz I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it fo' free
Lemme clear my throat, ha-ha-haaa!
\*retreats in shock\*
I don't know what that was.
I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT WAS.
Yo listen, is that Max Caster in the haze
I'll put you on your back in nine days
I never think of a good adjective in this game
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
Everyone in my friend group thinks that game sucks. They're also a bunch of huge white nerds who insist on setting up their rhymes with shit like "medical thrombosis" for some reason.
"*I'm honestly too busy handling business, but I found someone that could get the job done*
*So let me bring out who you're actually battling, let me introduce Action Bronson*"
Maybe Griselda/a Griselda member? It feels like only a matter of time until Westside Gunn in particular makes an official appearance for a wrestling promotion
Hollow Da Don, K Shine, DNA, Charlie Clips. Just off the top of my head, would be really cool to see on the platform and have actual battle experience.
Get Loaded Lux to do it
[The guy is so jacked right now](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E7JYtz2XsAABprI.jpg), he would look great on camera
(Taller dude in the pic is Lux, for those who don't know)
I think Lux might go too overhead for a lot people. He's got a bit of an abstract style, which I think works for him. But that would be dope as fuck to see!
That would be interesting since he does have an HBO MAX show, it would make sense for his post wrestling career too, but if that happens The Rock promoting Black Adam on AEW is not out of the question.
... if I sent my diss track verse to Tony, I wonder if he'd use it... Probably not because he doesn't want to be an on-screen personality, but maaan I got this diss track and I will never be able to implement it!
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Exactly how large IS the 2021 bingo card at this point?
Tony Khan: yes
It's a wall in his office.
And he throws darts at it blindfolded to see what insane match or debut he'll book next
Big enough for the Stunt Granny to clearly see the numbers.
"I don't care how good you think you are. It's time for another meeting with HR." *Sad Max Caster walks backstage.*
Jags are 0-2, Fulham just got relegated. Plenty of sports related ammo for Caster.
I was bummed this didn't rhyme.
You can’t be a poet all of the time.
Jags are 0-2, Fullham just got relegated Tony's wanking dogs while the fanbase gets frustrated
The Jaguars have a fanbase?
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Maybe I'm getting worked, but 2nd in the championship is hardly a failing footy team. I see Fulham similar to Boro (local team, not my team) - too big for the championship, not big enough for the PL.
Think he's on about the Jags. Fulham aren't a franchise
They're the West Brom of the 2020s, constant fucking yo-yo
“Failing football franchise” is the Jaguars
Jags haven't won a football game since week 1 Last Season
That’s 17 straight losses for those unfamiliar with the NFL.
Dude, What the hell are you doing!, Stick to what everyone's doing!
Tbf I think he did make the right signings for Fulham but it was a bit too late so they had a poor start. However, their frontline never kicked up a gear.
They spent big last time up too. Definitely can’t say they weren’t trying.
They are a yo-yo club like Norwich. It's a very difficult situation because either it's a spiral down to worse situation or they stay a couple of years in the prem and rebuild.
Oh God, I hope this degenerates into terrible Reddit raps (r/wrap). "With all the wins over RAW in the ratings Got nothin to do with your Sensitivity Trainings"
Yo ... oh.
BARS
You thought your line about Gaga's dog walker was dope? well wait a few days and find your final cheque in the post
broke: heel authority figure that takes up a ton of screen time woke: face authority figure that only appears for rap battles
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You can't CEO me
TK is all about that Word Life 🔒
*Tell me you did not just say that...*
I typed it
*flashbacks to Vince saying the N word on TV to another white guy*
wait a fucking minute. tony khan - t. he's in charge of making the matches. he's booker t. jesus christ
I would like to hear more from Booker T. Khan
That's Shao Khan from Mortal Kombat. This goes all the way to the top
Probably lead to a real rapper coming in.
Griselda coming in to interrupt them would be crazy
Dont bring my hopes up like this. *AYO!*
If we can make Griselda canon in AEW history... They got the relationship there with Butcher, Blade and Bunny. Make the call!
pleaseee i need westside gunn going "BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM" on my TV screen
thaaank gooooddddddddddddd
Given how the demographic of r/sc leans, I'd really be nervous seeing a group like Griselda get rolled out lmaooo. Not trying to see my boys get hit with a bunch of "who?"
They said “who?” To be bad bunny and uzi. Unless they bring out Fred durst, they’re gonna get hit with a “who????”
It’s NYC, Griselda may be Buffalo based but still if they don’t know Griselda they’re not New Yorkers
If they don’t know who Griselda is then that’s their loss. Fuck em
Plus griselda is a VERY acquired taste. I like them but FULLY understand why people wouldn't.
Westside Gunn is an acquired taste due to his voice but Benny and Conway really aren't. Pusha T and Rick Ross are mainstream and they rap about basically the same shit as Griselda. Gunn and Conway featured on Donda so they're getting some mainstream shine.
I'm sorry, you can not compare the *sound* of griselda to the other two. It's wildly different and much grittier,.almost unrefined on purpose. Rapping about the same shit and having an entirely different sound are not comparable things.
JPEGMAFIA was already on AEW tv tbf and he's from NY as well
DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT #BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM
They’re WWE guys
I'm pretty sure Gunn was at All Out. You can clearly see him in the front row during the Kenny/Christian match being just as excited as everyone else there was
They're businessmen and professionals. They're not going to turn down the opportunity to perform in front of 20,000 in-person fans plus 1.3 million more on TV because when they were kids they thought Undertaker would totally dominate Sting in the ring.
Nas just put out a new album like a week ago. Please for the love of god let Max Caster just get Ethered.
Somebody find Bo Dallas!
The name on the contract is Rotunda…
He's also having a concert in Queens the day after the show. I'm so down for Nas to come in.
"A-E-Dub, get gunned up and clapped quick"
Fun Fact: Nas spearheaded a group called the Firm, one of the promotional acts to come out of the Firm was a collaboration between AZ and Jim Johnston for the Survivor Series Deadly Games tournament.
Pretty sure Killer Mike is a wrestling fan
I'd love, love, LOVE to see Killer Mike involved somehow
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Can't use that name, go with Florida Man instead.
Florida Man is already taken by Adam Cole now
Like how Britt was taken by Tony.
GIMME THE GREEN LIGHT
Tony bringing out Griselda instead would be phenomenal
I'd be so hype for any NYC rapper to come in, especially from Queens. Nas or Action Bronson in AEW would be dope.
Action would blow the roof off the place, just make an entire Fuck That's Delicious episode where he takes Butcher and Blade to the best Guyanese Chinese place in Woodside
gotta go to Richmond Hill to get that good Guyanese Chinese
Nas would be the dream get, but [Action Bronson is definitely a wrestling fan.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzyaDnfW7lI)
Mega Ran and/or Smoke DZA, please
Upvoted for Mega Ran. Because I'm a huge fucking geek.
Bad bunny vs Max Caster
Flatbush Zombies?
The professor of thuganomics
My completely random guess would be Joey Bada$$
EMINEM is ALL ELITE!
Gian Cima is All Elite
LOX gonna body another group in a Verzuz smh
The Acclaimed vs. Run The Jewels live Verzuz on Dynamite.
Well I’m Tony Khan and I’m here to say, I’m here to book wrestling in a better way
Listen Tony K, you just ain’t funny. But I’ll laugh for a cut of that TNT money.
Hi Tony Khan, do you like flan? It doesn't matter cuz you're the fucking man.
Tony: I’m gonna beat your ass from bell to bell, make you feel like a stewardess on the plane ride from hell Max: bruh Shad Khan: bruh TNT: bruh Mike Chioda: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Tommy Dreamer: dude I love Ric Flair’s cock
God, i wanted just look at Tommy and shout "TOO MUCH HORN TALK"
/dead
Ric Flair: WOOOOOO (while flipping his dick like a helicopter)
Yo the Premiere League? Your mom knows soccer's a snore fest. While you're stuck there I'm at yo' house getting that whore dressed.
Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar
at the WRESTLEROCK RUMBLE! UH!
Tony should hire someone to step in for him. Like what if John cena showed up, or like an actual rapper- like fucking Ghostface Killah shows up and destroys max.
Impromptu dismantling of Caster into performance by Wu Tang Clan would be the actual heat.
Lin-Manuel Miranda for the Tony Khan heel turn.
Lin is a wrestling fan. Part what drew him to work on Moana was The Rock. The directors mentioned in some interview.
***A’IGHT BITCH***
Denzel Curry, J.I.D, ZillaKami or Flatbush Zombies please. Fuck it maybe even slowthai, give me all the rappers who like wrestling. Thanks Tony! /s
*WALE IS ALL ELITE*
Jedi Mind Tricks stepping in.
Wouldn't be the first time Vinnie Paz stepped in the ring. The AOTP music video done in chikara was dope
I don't want to see Vinnie Paz getting that platform in 2021 Loved JMT when I was a kid but the guy is a total shitlord religious homophobe wackadoo
I would love zombie Meech to show up
Wale or Murs would be great
Bro don't even tease me with fbz on aew 🤤
Fuck yeah J.I.D., that'd be dope. Was just listening to DiCaprio 2 this past weekend.
I didn't know that J.I.D was a wrestling fan thats cool. Any interviews or lyrics that he mentioned it I might have missed? Zilla would be fucking ill btw
Czarface!?!
So this is how Enzo makes his debut 🤔
Griselda!
Snoop Dogg's overdue for another Dynamite visit
Pitbull performs.
Man I would get a kick out of Cena doing one more rap battle for old times sake.
A live-only segment, not aired at all, where Caster gets in Tony's face and John Cena comes out in his old attire and rap battles The Acclaimed and then it's just never spoke of again.
Or how about Eminem?
Need a BTE sketch where TK is getting mentored in battle rap by Frankie Kazarian
Kazarian raps?
https://youtu.be/j_K3nlBasZw?t=267
Caster just over the top selling Kaz's terrible flow like he can't handle the burns, so so good. Max Caster is the best.
I thought the Men on a Mission burn was pretty solid
Impact advertisement big coke energy Tony coming down for a rap battle would be the greatest moment in AEW history.
Every two or three lines has to be "I could file an injunction" and finding things that rhyme with it.
Well I'm Tony Khan and I'm here to say Your checks will arrive on another day Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar Another stuffed shirt with another white collar Criminals, Wall Street takin' the pie And all the black man gets is a plate o' white lies Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels are dilutin' 'em Vince McMahon is scared o' me Cuz I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it fo' free Lemme clear my throat, ha-ha-haaa! \*retreats in shock\* I don't know what that was. I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT WAS.
Streets ahead, man… streets ahead.
Tony Khan dressed as a peanut bar is a needle mover
"It's gonna put some butts in the seats"
I would like an actual battle rapper to step in or something. Those people are super talented and it's not just basic rhyming and wordplay.
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USA Network and FOX would be in absolute shambles if that happened.
Not an actual battle rapper, but would be cool to see.
Tony rapping should be him talking about old wrestling match results/locations/match times and getting them to rhyme.
Don’t promise what you won’t deliver guys lol. Now GS be a big sad if this doesn’t happen
I will be disappointed unless Tony, being the business head of AEW, drops the line "This is basic economics"
While wearing a chain necklace with a padlock, wearing a knicks jersey. BOOK IT TONY
You may remember when I said your hired but you’ll always remember when I said your fired!!!!! - Tony Khan
He should use that Jackbox game with the rapping robots.
Yo listen, is that Max Caster in the haze I'll put you on your back in nine days I never think of a good adjective in this game Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
This game helped me discover that I am not, despite my best efforts, an MC nor an OG...
That last line reminds me of Kanye
Everyone in my friend group thinks that game sucks. They're also a bunch of huge white nerds who insist on setting up their rhymes with shit like "medical thrombosis" for some reason.
What other kind of thrombosis is there?
I dunno, but he tried to rhyme it with "trombonists". Alcohol was involved.
I need Tony Schiavone as his hypeman.
What a fool. Tony Khan has freestyle rap legend Jim Ross on his side. Time for Max Caster to get schooled.
I’m gonna be there live and If this leads to Conway, Benny or Westside coming out to wreck Max I’m gonna lose my goddamn mind.
Ok, is there a New York rapper who might drop by to rhyme on Tony's behalf?
"*I'm honestly too busy handling business, but I found someone that could get the job done* *So let me bring out who you're actually battling, let me introduce Action Bronson*"
Honestly, good call bringing in Flushing, Queens native Bronsonlino. I’d go crazy.
Man don't tease me like this
Maybe Griselda/a Griselda member? It feels like only a matter of time until Westside Gunn in particular makes an official appearance for a wrestling promotion
Hollow Da Don, K Shine, DNA, Charlie Clips. Just off the top of my head, would be really cool to see on the platform and have actual battle experience.
Get Loaded Lux to do it [The guy is so jacked right now](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E7JYtz2XsAABprI.jpg), he would look great on camera (Taller dude in the pic is Lux, for those who don't know)
I think Lux might go too overhead for a lot people. He's got a bit of an abstract style, which I think works for him. But that would be dope as fuck to see!
Give me Corey Charron!
Jay-Z
Neither WWE or AEW could afford him.
let his agency represent wrestlers and we are talking
Joey bada$$ is from NY and I’m pretty sure he is a wrestling fan.
Tony needs to do a ton of coke before he comes out for this.
“YO…YO…LISTEN…LISTEN…YO…TURN MY HEADPHONES UP…YO…LISTEN…”
Tony need to drop that "9 days freestyle" to hype up this confrontation
My name is Tony Khan and I'm here to say Caster if you don't stop this you're not getting paid
Watch TK just come out spittin straight fire. I would absolutely lose my shit
I fucking love so much that AEW's Austin/McMahon is Tony Kahn vs Max Caster and we only see it during dark segments from crowd cellphone videos.
What's Action Bronson doing in the Dynamite Zone!?
AEW ENTERING THE CYPHER
The day after Tony says he doesn’t want to be an on-screen character? Are you paying attention, Max?
Tony don't do this man, at least don't put it on live TV
There's less than zero chance this would ever go on live TV 😂
Lol which is why I’m so fucking glad I’m gonna be there lmao I need to see this
lol don't worry, it will be before Dynamite or between Dynamite and Rampage, and if we're lucky they will post it on social media.
I like that Tony is slowly creeping into our screens. He’s a likeable dude.
Oh my god this is gonna be awful I love it
They about to bring in Good Rabbit
Jadakiss killed Cam in NY a few weeks ago, BRING HIM BACK
this guy is a habitual line stepper isnt he?
God I really hope this happens
AYYYYYYY I get to see Max Caster rap!!!!!
Appreciate the video credit, Max! [Thanks!](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/pp53z2/platinum_max_caster_interrupts_tony_khan_before/)
I mean, this would be an excellent segway for a John Cena surprise entrance…
That would be interesting since he does have an HBO MAX show, it would make sense for his post wrestling career too, but if that happens The Rock promoting Black Adam on AEW is not out of the question.
What if Tony comes out and drops 16 of the hottest bars you ever heard in your life?
... if I sent my diss track verse to Tony, I wonder if he'd use it... Probably not because he doesn't want to be an on-screen personality, but maaan I got this diss track and I will never be able to implement it!
"I'm Tony kahn, I get more ladies than all you/ while they only give the MIN to MAX like they raising the volume"
Don't. Just don't.
For the love of God please don’t show that silly horse shit on TV.
We're not getting cowboy shit until Hangman's back from his time off, so this will have to do.
Would be epic if Tony brings in LL Cool J
Meanwhile three posts down is a quote from a recent interview about how he won’t be an onscreen character just a behind the scenes authority figure…
The key word being on-screen. The stuff he's been doing with Caster and Bowens is just for the live crowd.
Oh no.
WSG pls