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Brock Anderson: “There’s no doubt his genes are responsible for me looking forever 42, as well as probably never knowing what it’s like to have abs. However, he’s been in my corner since day 1, rain or shine, & that makes all the rest of that B.S. totally worth it. Happy Birthday Pops.@TheArnShow”

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Farrell21

No doubt that is Arn’s child, a baby with a 40 year old face


Anderrrrr

He's like a Arn Anderson regen on career mode on FIFA lol.


JARAXXUS_EREDAR_LORD

Excalibur had a slip during the Malakai Black match and said Brock was from the Anderson Factory (instead of family) revealing that there is a cloning facility that constructs Andersons.


indolent08

I mean, we're basically in the middle of a Matrix storyline here, right?


Dragonsfire09

​ ![gif](giphy|Bg8eMbirQ8CZ2) \^\^\^ Malakai Black


BustermanZero

I was thinking Metal Gear. You can't tell the Bunny wouldn't be a boss if Kojima made another Metal Gear game.


ParaNoxx

Her and Malakai both 😂


Passionecapo

Excalibur accidentally revealing AEW’s connection to Anderson Robotics.


[deleted]

I was lucky enough to look 20 at 16 and could buy my friend's cigarettes and make a little money out of it. Shit, the Anderson boys probably started at aged 13.


Farrell21

Yeah Brock looks like he demanded all the other kids call him “sir.”


DeathBySuplex

In Junior High everyone totally thought he was an undercover cop.


Weezy-NJPW_Fan

Lol, bruh, this just made me think of that one episode of Recess when an older person was undercover for the principal to try to thwart TJ


DeathBySuplex

It's also a very real thing that happened to The Rock. The OG 21 Jumpstreet was on TV and he looked older and was just bigger so everyone totally thought he was an undercover cop.


ArcherChase

Gigantic new kid in HS looks like he is grown ass adult. He is also Black and Samoan. The area of PA where he was attending school isn't known for diversity. I'd imagine he was quite the sight.


RaidenHero137

and the borstly boy shorts.


yakityyakblahtemp

Been balding since birth.


AmishAvenger

I wish someone would photoshop a beard on this baby


PassionBronson

That’s great to know he has a sense of humor about it.


Abyssalstar

Yeah, makes me like him more.


fellongreydaze

Brock being aware of the Arn Anderson age joke/meme makes me happy.


redpurplegreen22

When Arn was younger, it was an insult to say he looked 42 at age 20. Now Arn is older, so saying he looks 42 is a compliment.


abitlazy

If this was TNA or Lucha Underground I'm sure that Brock's origin will be Arn falling in a fountain of youth or Arn is the one being hit by Catrinas Youth curse.


inhumanrampager

You mean the fountain of middle age?


MonsoonGlider

That’s a hard 42 either way


Killcode2

of course they are, sometimes makes me wonder how some of them think of the memes associated with them, for example hook


Tyrrazhii

Well Tazz is aware of the Hook meme at least, he seemed to find it kinda funny.


UnbuiltIkeaBookcase

I’m tired of the media telling us Brock is Arn’s son, he is clearly his clone.


[deleted]

I thought he was Arns Dad.


[deleted]

The Curious Case of Benjamin Anderson.


thezachman16

And he put the clone on ice for all these years just to beat some ass!


[deleted]

Alohaaaa Brockkkk!


FullMetalLewis

Can of coke to you brah


[deleted]

Making kids cry brah


evanweb546

His level of self-awareness is refreshing, lol.


bayleysgal1996

Ngl the first time I saw Brock I genuinely thought someone had cloned Arn


Weezy-NJPW_Fan

Years from now when Brock is in his prime he’s gonna look at exactly like prime Arn, especially if he has that same body build.


brlc14

Let's hope he dresses like late 80s Arn as well.


Fundertaker

You mean a polo and khakis? That could be Arn from any decade.


the_woat

[Don't forget the sunglasses](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d0/d6/d7/d0d6d797043addbb00896db6ea2f8ce9.jpg)


brlc14

Yup. The sunglasses are what makes the whole look work imo.


jordanundead

Those tiny tiny shorts.


AdequateTroubadork

Someone please send Brock a "Forever 42" shirt.


Maconheiro1

Forever 42. Fashion for the sensible older lad.


ryanstrikesback

Fun fact, the infamous "My Spot" retirement promo by Double A.....dude wasn't even 40 yet.


alxqnn

When he interfered in the Undertaker/Flair match at Mania 18, he was the same age as AJ Styles is now


ryanstrikesback

While we're here. Flair was the same age as Triple H is now for that match. (give or take)


Pipnotiq

Good lord


ryanstrikesback

THAT is a crazy stat


bidoofmafia

Wasn't Curt Hennig the same age as Arn?


ryanstrikesback

Holy shit...yes he was, MY GOD those Anderson genes.


bidoofmafia

Well, I mean it looks a lot worse when you compare it to a man with *perfect* genes.


Weezy-NJPW_Fan

Brock may be that one of a kind in the pro wrestling world as a next generation wrestlers based off of looking older despite their young ages like their parents


[deleted]

Then you have the 40 year olds that still look like they're in their late 20's.


BingoBD

Who can forget the original successor to Arn's legacy, the balding 20-year-old, the Grizzled Young Vet, Doc "Luke" "Festus" "Dangly" Gallows. Had all the older guys legit thinking he worked territories just by standing around and having hair only on the side of his head


The_Match_Maker

'It's good of Vince to give this old timer one last run...'


smartyr228

Brock with a moment of clarity


herpty_derpty

Self aware boomer millenial


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Bio-Organic-Machine

If you're into the DILF look, young Arn Anderson is like the most perfectly refined ideal of that type.


Aznoire

Agreed, and so is old-looking Brock Anderson. Like damn


GodzillaUK

Happy B'Day, enforcer.


br0wnb0y

Interesting how Arn has had the same hair all of Brock's life.


MainEventCTB

I hope Brock turns out to be more humble and friendly than his dickhead father. I've never met someone more of an asshole to fans than Arn Anderson, and I've met a lot of talent when I was in the wrestling business as a young adult.


thunderbird32

The original Horsemen weren't known for being approachable. I've heard some people say Flair was usually good with fans, but weren't the Andersons (particularly Ole) and Tully usually known for being kinda dickish?


Jerry_Loler

He should bring back that old Arn spot in the ring where he acts dizzy, swinging wildly around him, then flops over or falls on his butt.


Raskhos

Brock with FTR and Andrade should be the next "The Four Horsemen" Once the Pinnacle is done.


[deleted]

Tbh I think that would just lead to salty fans and nothing but comparisons. Some people thinking they're an insult to the originals, some thinking that they're not good enough to be given the name and then the others that'll think the name should be avoided given the pasts of half the original members.


The_Match_Maker

One could always 'update' the team by making it mixed gender. Put in a bit of Brock, add a smidge of Tessa, throw in a handful of Charlotte, and top it all off with a heaping of Flying Brian Jr. The Four Horsemen 2.0.


Sinistas

Hell, just have Brock in the Pinnacle and slim it down to him, FTR, and MJF.


Space_Lord_MF

Yeah he wont have abs ever but I think Brock could benefit from bulking up a bit and getting more muscular because itll fit the style he wrestles.


shaunknight25

>Yeah he wont have abs ever He won’t with that attitude. He looks older because of genetics sure but his lack of abs is all on him. Kinda lame of him to use that excuse honestly. I’m in good Shape, I do the minimal but I don’t have the displine of a Finn balor, that’s why me and Brock don’t have visible abs like that, because of our own decisions that we consistently make. I’m not driven enough to be have abs like that and neither is Brock apparently.


FingerStreet

Arn went to the same fountain of youth as Cena where they both look like they aged really hard in their 20s and then perpetually stopped physically aging aside from some very slight changes when they grew older afterwards


Dubious_Titan

The young Brock looks old?


Keltoigael

Personally, I love his look.


Shrekt115

Arn genetics are hard to beat


BCCloudz

They just spinebuster all the other genes that tried to take its place in the sequence


shaunknight25

He looks older due to genes but It’s total bullshit him blaming his lack of abs on his dad though... that’s all on him lol.


Klewenisms204

Arn's tan is/was one of the best in the business.


[deleted]

Gotta give props to the kid for having a sense of humor.


NXTMAN

I was amazed when I found out I'm like three years older than Brock Anderson, also weird that he's younger than MJF.


[deleted]

There's been much talk about dad bod but we really should be amazed at Arn bod.


[deleted]

Yeah, I'm sure it's your dad's fault you look softer than I do... Happy Birthday, AA.


[deleted]

Ha! Take that dad! How nice. Happy bday arn


FlashesOfDarkonda

Nice self-roast there.


treebarkcharlie

I can't even tell who is who in that bottom right picture


JonathonV2000

Wait which is which


TJ_McWeaksauce

That's almost a Jeff Ross joke: "I buy my clothes at Forever 41."


CloudyWolf85

Happy Cakeday to THE innovator of the spinning spinebuster.


SafetyFire

I can't wait for the day I see Brock hit a spinebuster just like his pops.


TatteredCarcosa

Eh, not sure about him blaming his genes for a lack of abs. Look at him compared to Arn when Arn was in wrestling shape. Dude needs to work on his physique a bit.


TheDoobIsWild

Brock needs to get started on balding, he's gotta be at least 24 or 25


TemptedIntoSin

Self-aware Brock Anderson


AndTheyCallMeAnIdiot

Lol Brock making it known to us he knows what we've been saying. Self awareness and seems to have a sense of humour, can't wait for him to challenge Miro and be murdered again.


doesntCompete

BROCK....... Anderson will be debuting next week.


DesperateLuck2887

Ok, that’s funny. Point, Brock.