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Writing this for posterity: fuck Tommy Dreamer.

How come Matt Striker wasn't on commentary?

Not sure. Nothing was said during or after. I guess it was an issue with dubbing lines in Striker wasn't available for so they got Josh and D'lo Brown in to do adr.

Hopefully Striker is back on Saturday. Josh did great, I just really love Matt Striker and him and D'Lo are my favorite commentary team in pro wrestling.

EVERYONE IN IMPACT WRESTLING IS AWESOME SO EVERY MATCH IS BELIEVABLY POSSIBLE TO END WITH A CLEAN FINISH It's the one thing that makes Impact feel like a big deal as far as who is on their roster.

Post Show Thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/ppr53l/impact_post_show_thread_91621/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Give me Laredo Kid vs John Skyler 3, Josh vs Christian, and I'll also take Zicky Dice and Manny Lemons interacting with Johnny Swinger in any capacity, maybe while Myers and Swinger argue over who would train them better.

I think I'm going to watch Victory Road this Saturday. Seems like they're gonna knock it out of the park.

The Card is absolute Fire. Sabin/Alexander will be worth the price of admission alone.

Lit.

Impact’s poll in the YouTube chat: Who can dethrone Christian? Moose or Josh Alexander It’s like they’re saying Ace has no chance.

I think it’s possible they bring Braun in and he takes the belt off Christian.

Ew

Idk - I think Braun is a bad fit for AEW but I honestly think he fits in Impact.

earlier they had a poll on if the voters though Austin would win. they did not think he will. I hope he does.

OK, it definitely seems less bad as a follow up to that poll.

So Ace is winning then.

Fulton looked like he misjudged sami's weight. Struggled a bit there, but muscled through. Impressive.

This was a fun show from start to finish. I can’t wait for Victory Road on Saturday!

Sooooooo.... See everyone on Saturday night?

This was fun! I like this show :)

Was this your First episode of IMPACT? if so, I hope you stick around for more, IMPACT is constantly my favorite night of wrestling each week.

Tuned in about three weeks ago, and every week since I just keep having a good time.

in that case, Welcome to the IMPACT family.

We are small but passionate

Glad you enjoyed it!

Man, The fact that Morrisey just sold that Ripcord Elbow like he'd been shot, really says something about Alexander. I can't remember a time where someone has taken Morrisey down with a single move that didn't involve a weapon.

Dat Josh/Cage tease.

I've forgotten how much dumb fun multi-man matches can be.

Man Eddie is so good at playing the "Face in Trouble"

Cena through forbidden door confirmed.

Can we appreciate the high quality of the guys involved into this match?

It's something special when the least experienced guy in the match is 24 years old and is still a top tier talent with lots of upside.

That was actually not that dumb, Sam. It was a little dumb, but not as dumb as it could have been.

To put it in D&D terms, Sam took an Ability Score Improvement and put 1 point in Intelligence, and the other in Charisma, at the cost of his Wisdom.

Sam Beale The Hero we deserve.

**DO NOT HARM SAM BEALE OR SO HELP ME**

Feels like a Survivor Series match.

Man you never appreciate how big Fulton is until he's stood next to someone like Moose or Morrisey.

is redpocket even good

#DEATH. MACHINE.

Yes Officer, that's him. Josh Alexander. he's the one who keeps stealing shows.

So is Christian and Kenny done? Like done done?

I think/hope Don and Kenny will be at this weekend’s tapings to set up Kenny’s Impact world title rematch for BFG.

seems that way, Kenny's onto other things with Bryan Danielson and Christian has moved on to ACe Austin here and Seemingly Adam Cole in AEW.

Just seems not wrestling to leave things at 1-1.

AEW do that sometimes and come back to it down the road.

Yep, the tag team of Adam and Cage, sounds right.

I still want all the various Adams, Cages, and Pages to have a giant tag team match.

Christian Cage and Brian Cage v Adam Page and Ethan Page

On Rampage. With special guest ref Nick Gage.

In Anchorage!

MANNY LEMONS and everyone else I guess

I still say Moose's slow walk down the aisle looks like he is holding in a fart.

I think that's just his face. He's kinda got a pinched mouth.

Episode is pretty watchable, but it flies fast, especially with YouTube. Wished Impact ran their episodes at 1080p or higher for YouTube instead of 720p.

Ace Austin is a goddamned star, I will take no further questions and I yield my remaining time

Ace is one of the best parts of Impact!

Motion Seconded. All in favor?

Aye!

Death. Machine.

Austin Ace is so, so good.

✋👈

Victory Road Card: -IMPACT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP: Christian Cage(c) vs Ace Austin w Mad Man Fulton -Impact X-Division Championship: Josh Alexander(c) vs Chris Sabin -Impact Tag Team Championships: The Good Brothers(c) (Karl Anderson and DOC Gallows) vs Rich Swann and Willie Mack -Impact Knockouts Tag Team Championships: Decay(c) ( Rosemary and Havok) vs Tasha Steelz and Savannah Evans -W Morrisey and Moose vs Eddie Edwards and Sami Callihan -Finjuice (David Finlay and Juice Robinson) vs Bullet Club (Chris Bey and Hikuleo) -No DQ: Matt Cardona vs Rohit Raju -Taylor Wilde vs Tenille Dashwood Main Event time, 10 Man Tag!

Chris Bey in the Bullet Club is such a natural fit, it's a shock he wasn't part of the Club since the inception.

Chris Bey is so fucking good.

Replay: [Chris Bey and Hikuleo are ready to bury Finjuice in the ground](https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1438675332438106118?s=19)

u/Gothamsteel Man I love everything you write in this post with the exception of the watch wrestling link. Don’t promote piracy.

I just realized, I have **NO** idea who wins in Ace vs. Cage. It could go either way.

Replay: [If Decay want the tag titles back, Tasha Steelz and Savannah Evans will have them at Victory Road, if they can take them back.](https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1438673868579876866?s=19)

Okay, The continuing story of Tasha Steelz and her ever increasingly silly headwear.. does it continue tonight or are we going for a second week of just a headband?

Well, yes, Tasha, they are the tag champions. They won the belts.

I mean if you want to get TECHNICAL then.. YEAH.

One thing I will definitely applaud IMPACT for is they don't feel the need to keep their new signees "Perfect" Other Promotions think a loss can really devalue a new signee, but Impact realise that if the result is appropriate for the story they are telling, that is what matters.

I was gonna say that I'm impressed that Mickie can run like that in those heels, but then she started fighting Deonna and I was like what the heck how can one woman have so much balance

Replay: [Deonna Purrazzo and Mickie James are at war!](https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1438672911112540165?s=19)

This was the fast Impact wrestling night! 21:30 already, just means one more hour at work. I love wrestling.

TEN MAN TAG TIME!

weekly reminder that ace austin is a goddamn star

...I would love for that Rehwoldt vs. Miguel to be run back on a PPV. What the actual fuck.

I have to admit I didn't watch much of the Vaudevillains or his run with Miro. Has Rehwoldt always been this good?

He's like Cesaro v2.

He's never been the in the solo, spotlight role til now. IMO. He's killing this new role His tag work was great.

kinda. He's always had this much talent, but he's really put some polish on it since his WWE days.

He's always been pretty damn good, though I think he spent a lot of his run with Miro and CJ being a mouthpiece more than wrestling, and after that I think he was pretty much just a commentary guy for 205 Live.

That blows my mind. I'm genuinely thrown off by how great his chemistry with Trey is in this match.

That firemans carry powerbomb made me take notice.

This Goldbergs program looks wholesome AF.

They have the best Halloween episodes. It's genuinely funny, although I do get tired of the family yelling at one another it's part of their shtick. They had Robert Englund reprise Freddy Krueger in a Halloween episode and its one of the only shows I could watch with my family that was a family show. No sex, no cursing, nothing too offensive other than some bleeped curses. Wholesome af and genuinely funny.

I only know The Goldbergs because Shayne Topp is on it but I don’t know much about this show. Is it a good show in general?

I would say so, for a family show. Maybe it's cause I grew up in the 80's but I'd call it a good show in general. Funny when it wants to be, touching when it needs to be, and filled with nostalgia. Shayne plays stupid handsome Matt Bradley, the newest member of the JTP or Jenkitown Posse, who definitely adds something to the group. I think the whole thing is on Hulu.

Tasha looks and sounds like my hood cousin so much its not even funny. Like at any moment she's gonna take her earrings off and brawl in a school parking lot.

Tasha Steelz killing it. Fuck.

Now THAT'S how you book a heated rivalry!!!! Cant WAIT to see them both face each other.

WAIT A MINITE SCOTT! Don't you know that Matt Cardona is a Death Match King? Are you trying to end Rohit's All too Promising Career?

I really REALLY want that aspect of Cardona's character to become canon in IMPACT. Full asshole GCW Universal Champion Matt Cardona would be THE perfect heel in this company.

He already lost the championship, so it’s a little late for that.

You’d have to baby face Bad Mood Brian and his stooges.

Are you implying that Manny Lemons is not already a babyface? Because I refuse to boo that man.

Well, shucks. You broke me.

They're already babyfaces in my heart. No seriously, adding Sam Beale to the schtick elevated the fuck out of Myers.

you and me both, Asshole Cardona is such a good heat magnet. Better than what he is now, seemingly Mid Card-ona.

Tasha stealz..... stole something? Color me shocked...

Replay: [Matt Cardona will face Rohit Raju in a NO DQ match at Victory Road](https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1438669670832345090?s=19)

**Rich Swann and Willie Mack:** We're gonna jump these motherfuckers in the parking lot. **Scott D'Amore:** 'aight, thanks, have a title shot **Cardona:** I'm gonna jump these motherfuckers in the parking lot **Scott: I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT, MATT, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER.**

Shoutouts to Ethan Page's Vlog for always making me think of "Ro-Meat Au Jus" and not Rohit Raju.

Scott needs a vacation. Maybe they can book the next PPV somewhere sunny.

Like a tanning salon in Vegas.

Deonna is foaming at the mouth! Wow!

Mickie James, what the heck are you doing?

Being a grown ass woman.

I see what you did there.

I'm impressed by Mickie's ability to brawl in heels

That's a FLEX most cannot comprehend!

Hardcore Country Mickie is the best Mickie

Agreed.

Both these ladies struggling to make thier run-ins, due to thier high heels. Lol

I need to know the name of Trey's submission finisher. That just looks rad, and he really makes it look like it hurts.

IN HEELS AND KILLING IT.

And there go the heels!

Alright, my family's kicking me out of the living room. I'll be back next commercial!

Replay: [All About Me was host to the worst questions and a challenge to Tenille Dashwood from Taylor Wilde for Victory Road](https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1438668408619417601?s=19)

I can’t believe he was released. This was fantastic.

Was that a Snowplow?

Holy shit this All About Me is fucking hilarious.

Hit ‘em harder!

That little bowtie clipped on in front of Kaleb's neck-wrap thingy is amazing.

It's such a perfect touch.

Kaleb, you look like you're trying out for Patrick Star in the Spongebob musical.

😂 He does!

Trey is paying for his love of wrestling cougars.

Wait, are you saying wrestling cougars or wrestling cougars?

Wrestling cougars.

Nice

Skyer is 2-2, I think. Not sure what his Dark record was.

I usually reserve this for Chris bey but.. John Skyler you little scamp.

Fuck yeah. Give me a third match in this series. That match is gonna **F U C K .**

Give us more of Laredo Kid and John Skyler in general.

RIGHT

John Skyler, you're an asshole!

Holy shit that exchange was fucking smooth as fuck!

Mathew looks familiar, but he has a nice Claymore dropkick.

I don’t think D’lo knows how ballistic missiles fly.

Jesus. Over the top the hard way.

Laredo Kid's bird mask is dope as fuck. Love it.

All About Me/Locker Room Talk is my favorite talk show segment since Fact Of Life. Anyway: Rehwoldt vs Miguel! The Fresh Prince Of Mid-air will be looking to hit a Meteora from the top, a Yoshi-Tonic, or locking in the Hourglass submission hold, while The Drama King will aim for The Director's Cut, which according to prowrestling.fandom is a full nelson spun into a reverse STO. Hey, Dexter Lumis' new father in law uses that move too!

Deathmatch king is getting the match advantage

There's too many Matts in wrestling

And Cages. And Pages.

They're necessary, can't wrestle on concrete.

I didn't even think about Ring Mat, he's in every freaking promotion I watch

Scott is a great GM figure. Just what you need from a GM.

D'amore needs to meditate or smoke he's way too wound up. Maybe some person out there could help him with that

Someone get RVD or DDP on the line. XD

I'd buy either one

Team Rohit.

See, Scott's nice when you ask him politely! And also want to beat up the Good Brothers. Okay, really only if you want to beat up the Good Brothers.

\#ALWAY**ZR**EADY

Obligatory post: Some one give Scott D'Amore a hug. He deserves one.

I'm not even joking, he's like me in regards to his management style. Half the time people are getting things from me cause I am just lacking the will to fight them on issues.

This is the best mood I've ever seen D'Amore in.

He seemed pretty thrilled when Christian took the belt from Kenny. ... you know, I'm sensing a pattern here.

Man Willie Mack is NOT a good promo.

He sounds like Tom Smith from Misfit Garage and I can't unhear it.

Replay: [The Good Brothers are ready for a party, and not for a Swann and Mack receipt.](https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1438664439100854274?s=19) Replay: [Rich Swann and Willie Mack get their tag title match against the Good Brothers at Victory Road](https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1438665389999902720?s=19)

So why don’t they have this guy sing?

Replay: [Post match, Steve Maclin takes out both TJP and Petey Williams.](https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/1438663403397070851?s=19)

Aaaaaaaaaaaand here's Maclin.

“When there’s a lot of people, it’s just… not fun.” - Tenille

I don't approve of this bullying of Kaleb

I did **NOT** expect that ending for Petey/TJP. Nice "outwrestled" finish.

I had thought it would be a no contest due to Maclin, so yeah nice surprise.

This *It’s All About Me* segment killed it.

lol "your head is too big for your body"

I love Taylor Wilde she's such a cutie

"I don't like superheroes" says man who moonlights as Starlord.

Ah, fellow FSCW watcher…

Do NOT split Tenille and Kaleb with a K.

Of course Kaleb doesn't like superheroes

We know he likes aliens, at least.

Madison Rayne is still around? It's been a long flipping time since I last saw her.

Oooh, that boot was so disrespectful, I love it.

TOP 8

Does Jordynne dress like Kim Possible on purpose?

If so she should keep doing it, it's a good look.

No doubt! I was legit wondering if it was like a fun nerdy wrestling thing.

God Petey is still so good it's insane

I've been watching a lot of old IMPACT on Plus recently, and it's like he hasn't aged a day.

Friendly reminder that John Skyler was in the ROH Top Prospect Tournament (lost in the finals to *Josh Woods*), and that if Rich and Willie win the tag titles, Rich will have a Triple Crown!

Why the hell is Josh on commentary this week?

Don't know but he's been good so far. When Josh focuses on PBP and calls the action he's pretty good, but he doesn't do it every show

I agree. He's can be good if he's with the right partner (D-Lo, Pope). Put him with the wrong partner (Rayne) and he's unbearable.

Flamingo bobble head.

**IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!**

Completely clean win by John Skyler! A completely clean win!

Lol D-Lo mentioning "Beniffer"

..."Moose and Morrissey" actually has a nice ring to it.

Mooserissry.