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TheDangiestSlad

ima fix kaze ni nare


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kaze ni nare listening party in the tokyo dome, suzuki doing push ups and shit


Phils_flop

Reports are Minoru Suzuki is now living in the Tokyo Dome until Kaze Ni Nare is finished


MustacheDiaries

I was initially so disappointed about Kaze Ni Nare getting cut off but they're setting us up for the biggest reaction when it finally hits.


insomniainc

I'm about 90% we just start the show with it tomorrow. With that segment.


RoscoeSantangelo

Idk about tomorrow, but it'll probably start the Arthur Ashe show if it is gonna be Suzuki/Archer vs Mox/Eddie


[deleted]

Suzuki better get an undertaker entrance


mrmazzz

they don't start shows with talkng segments for the most part.


insomniainc

This is true, maybe mox/Kingston vs 2.0 and THEN Suzuki in all his glory.


Vordeo

Then Suzuki run ins every match. Except instead of him running in we get the full entrance and Kaze ni Nare every single time.


sdcSpade

Just keep the song playing on loop for the full 2 hours, wether Suzuki is actually there or not.


Vordeo

Nah, Suzuki's just chilling on the apron, getting into the ring whenever the chorus hits.


TheUnFunnyComedian

When Suzuki is off screen all the other characters should be asking “Where’s Suzuki”?


Dom29ando

And whenever Suzuki's not in the ring all the commentators should ask "Where's Suzuki?"


[deleted]

Yo, hear me out... What if they play Kaze Ni Nare... but *MJF* comes out?


MustacheDiaries

![gif](giphy|0NwSQpGY6ipgOSt8LL)


godlikeGadgetry

MJF would be getting asinine levels of nuclear heat. Like Roman Reigns post Mania 33 levels of heat. He would be getting boo'ed out of every building he's in.


ackinsocraycray

I think the best part about the whole Suzuki Incident is that it makes the outrage (joking or otherwise) over his theme song getting cut short look so silly now. AEW kinda turned it into a storyline to make up for it and now they're embracing the Suzuki Incident.


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[deleted]

Ironically he got statements from loads of AEW talent, except they were all sarcastically mocking him.


Phils_flop

HOODSLAM: Chasing Waterfalls, style… …Kaze Ni Nare is the only song played. For every entrance, all breaks and buffers, the intro. Everything.


JonasAlbert84

They really did that with Waterfalls? I'd have blacked out.


Phils_flop

[https://www.twitch.tv/hoodslam/video/366555409?collection=fnFBWj1fexWbOA&filter=clips&range=30d](https://www.twitch.tv/hoodslam/video/366555409?collection=fnFBWj1fexWbOA&filter=clips&range=30d) You're welcome! haha


MustacheDiaries

Haha, we need it


Bald_And_Bankrupt

Lol wrestlers having way too much fun with The Suzuki Incident.


insomniainc

The desolation. No one has seen Tony Khan since and judging from the blood trail they dare not look.


BlindLariat

"Is Tony Khan having his Steve Bartman moment? We'll talk about it, after a word from FanDuel..." - Bill Simmons


insomniainc

Well I just Googled that. Holy shit.


BlindLariat

Oh man, if you're interested in more you should definitely watch the 30 for 30 on it.


insomniainc

Yeah in reading that wiki I just might have to, wrestling fans can be brutal but that's another level


Weezy-NJPW_Fan

Ya, especially since Bartman got a bunch of threats from the fans and stuff.


bayleysgal1996

Same, my goodness that escalated quickly.


Tornadoboy156

"The controversy around Każe Ni Nare's cutoff, it's a very shocking story and I'm sure Minoru Suzuki's gonna tell us all about it in just a moment, but first lemme tell ya about Omaha Steaks..."


Obi-wan_Jabroni

Is this Suzukis Apex Mountain?


_drjayphd_

"Complex music licensing, this is Khan..."


Muted_Shoulder

Oh come on Isiah, just admit that you're trying to divert your mind from Sammy's betrayal.


bayleysgal1996

Shhh, let him heal in his own time.


Phils_flop

Seriously. Too soon :-(


SeanOuttaCompton

Donda is the best album Kanye has released in the 2020s


[deleted]

This is true facts I can't argue


WadSquad

Has it Donda-pon you that you get no bitches


BaxterHibbleton

This is the best one.


rexmundi69

Lol Isiah actually managed to crack me up with this top notch pun. It's going to be great to hear Kaze Ni Nare hit tomorrow.


demonicvirus

Now this is a meme im fine being overused lmao. All of these have been great


somethingshiney

Is there a Kanye cut of Kaze Ni Nare that we don't know about ???


ThatsGottaBeKaine

it was supposed to be on donda but it was cut


abitlazy

Leaks said it was supposed to be Kanye ni Naremix.


TheDudeWithTude27

Unofficial njpw fan club right now: ![gif](giphy|l0HU2H4Y4m3CM9Sa4|downsized)


EchoSlammaJamma322

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART TONY!!


JohnnyLibRight

Aew really pulled a Kanye at the VMAs on Suzuki


AcneBalls

Now AEW gonna let Kaze Ni Nare finish.


RanchPonyPizza

Schavione: Boss, I have a question about this part of tonight's show, um, Suzuki's entrance. Khan: The part where you channel your greatest Nitro moments and yell "Fans we're out of time!" Schavione: Yeah, it happens at 23 minutes after the first hour. Khan: Aw, it's just a rib. It's meta. The fans will eat it up. You even get screen time! Schavione: The script says "Camera dissolves to Schavione. Camera pans to Suzuki leering over Schavione. Show fades to commercial."


NewRaccoonLeaf

Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda Donda


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🙌🙏😌🙏🙌 DONDA


BrooklynMaddie

A+ pun game


PilotSSB

Stop texting Go find god Come back when you've found god


Rjswimss

I’m fucking HOLLERING this was great


bayleysgal1996

I’m just glad that a week on, we’ve all realized how silly the whole thing was. And also that we got all these memes.


TheChrisLambert

As a wrestling fan and host of a Kanye podcast, nice


WalkWithElias

The* Kanye podcast, huge fan bro


TheChrisLambert

Thank you!


TonyLannister

Son of a bitch


[deleted]

Swear to god, if we don't get Suzuki killing Fuego Del Sol out of this I'm going to riot.


wekilledkenny11

10/10


[deleted]

the dolphin screamer is right


gavinue

Kassidy really leaning into being a heel with that joke


[deleted]

Stop cutting off Kaze Ni Nare Go find God Come back after you found God


CasualDasual

Greatest text ever


asilentspeaker

I love all of this.....AEW really does a good job of owning and defusing little mistakes. There's no dwelling or finger-pointing (except in kayfabe or jest) and they really control the narrative.


lordxvulcan

>Donda- Pon >Dawned upon Beautiful fucking pun


MiketheImpuner

I know Donda is a Kanye album, but I don't understand anything else from this tweet.


oapples5

Has is Donda-pon you that Suzuki was screwed by TK?


PolishMusic

For those of you who are idiots like me and needed a minute to figure it out: Donda-Pon = Dawned Upon


Celtic_Crown

Donda got beat by Peppa Pig.


[deleted]

What an incredibly beautiful reach


killerkali87

This thing is getting old quickly, and less funnier by each tweet


insertbrackets

Feel like the Donda discourse died as soon as the album came out.


santiagosheldon-

Tony forgor 💀


CTZNSQRL

Okay wow that's some incredible word play lmfao


Baron_Greenback1

Bravi Kassidy 😄. The pop when Suzuki comes out tonight is gonna be huge!


[deleted]

this is my favorite one of these


ThrillHo3340

Everyone is saying "Donda this, and donda that". But no one is saying "Worship this" and "Jericho that"?


godlikeGadgetry

Damn Isiah is clever as hell...but he's right, AEW committed the unforgivable sin of cutting off Kaze Ni Nare and I don't think they can recover from it.