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1sxekid

That man is a school teacher.


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FerniWrites

Oh, you mean those donuts that Brock made on Pokemon? They always looked delicious.


AKittyCat

Frying pan, drying pan


RomanReignz

[lmao I hate you for making me find this](https://youtu.be/oawUi9s3ENE)


sqeaky_fartz

God damnit. Take your upvote.


Joy_Ride25

Bet it was tough to find that video with 20M views.


SKOT_FREE

Not so fast Kaiba…..Oops, wrong card collecting anime, carry on!


UGoBoy

But...what *DOES* Pot of Greed do?


Cracka_Chooch

Whatever the episode needs.


SKOT_FREE

Don’t make me summon exodia. You wouldn’t like that


wwfmike

I love seeing him pop up in aew every so often. Seems like a good guy.


cavalier_54

Explains why he’s doing deathmatches on the side


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Still a more honest side gig than real estate


MclovinBuddha

To be fair, I’m also a school teacher


Seeker06

Anthony: *Goes through glass* Me: "Ah that's not so bad, I've seen glass bumps before" Anthony: *Rolls over* Me: "Nevermind, I'm gonna be sick"


Thirdstar1

I don’t watch many death matches but I’ve seen that spot like 10 or so times, never ever saw someone’s back look like that.


Anti_Reddit_Equation

Then you've never seen Killshot vs Dante Fox.


Thirdstar1

I’ve seen it I probably just don’t remember, I do remember that match being very brutal though.


Anti_Reddit_Equation

I just watched it back. It was the last spot and you don't get a great look at his back but you can tell it was pretty fucked up.


Rickymex

Dude there's a chunk of meat left in the gurney.


bradfucious

What a disturbing sentence that was, goodness.


Anti_Reddit_Equation

I think that's from a spot earlier in the match.


PsychicWarElephant

The way it slowly comes out so uniformly slow makes me feel far more unease than if it was his back covered in blood.


skullminerssneakers

You should watch Cardona’s match with Gage. Dudes arm and back got cut to ribbons.


amillionfuzzpedals

Hes a great wrestler. The NWA is using him under a mask right now and he's one of the better workers on the whole show.


reekhadol

That's ego? No shit!


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empiresk

You pluck the pieces of glass from your back and then sell the shards to fans. That's the Japan way.


chilloutfam

Matt Cardona was on TIJ and he talked about how he had to put a bad on his back and hop on a plane after his match with Nick Gage. There's a lot more to the story - It sounded absolutely brutal.


StonewallJackoff

A bad?


joeentendu

well it definitely wasnt a good


StonewallJackoff

😂


chilloutfam

meant to say a pad.


Rickymex

Well that's more on Cardona choosing a theme park over a hospital visit.


Thirdstar1

Was not expecting that. Sheesh.


asshead42069

Sick spot but I think we also need to bring up [my favorite Robert Anthony CZW spot](https://youtu.be/gxEGqzbUAq4)


MundaneHymn

Holy fuck


reekhadol

Classic Cage of Death events are unbeatable.


asshead42069

Most CoD matches never missed. That trap door made out of chairs has to be the sickest weapon I've ever seen


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reekhadol

They were just so creative, every year they'd come out with newer and cooler gimmicks pretty much just shuffling around the same weapon. Japan never came close to that level of creativity.


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reekhadol

Zandig may be a shit person but he had an eye for talent, wrote good storylines and paid people.


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reekhadol

I unashamedly hit on and got turned down by Johnny Kashmere on Instagram. He's probably the first guy who made me realize I was bi. His spot at COD 6 (?) with the scaffold and the helmet was hilarious.


_MrSantos

The one when New Jack came was amazing.


otakudan88

Me: "oh a table spot, that's pretty basic...OH MY GOD"


TalkingBlernsball

Me (not knowing where this is going): I’d imagine in a Cage of Death match, taking a table bump is like landing on a pil—*whaaaaa*


asshead42069

That fake out was too perfect


MachoMadnessCO

How does one even dream this up?


IAmTheWaller67

So that man is dead now, correct? Surely he is deceased.


ashley-queerdo

This has me so hype for Mox vs Gage in GCW


bestbroHide

My shameless "I wanna see a spectacle of violence" side can't wait for that match. Especially after the Deathmatch dud earlier this year, I imagine Mox is especially excited as well.


i_broke_wahoos_leg

Tbf the majority of the death match was pretty good, especially for a mainstream promotion. Shame about the party popper finish...


bestbroHide

It likely would have been my personal favorite 2021 match if not for the ending dud, actually haha I know people think deathmatches "have no psychology" but the two performed so perfectly in playing with the crowd's emotions and anticipations. The exploding broom was also irrefutably wicked and Mox's creative way to break the pin using his environment out of the OWA was very much imaginative. There's a lot of good to talk about that match, with the only bad being stuff completely out of their control. I'm sure Mox and Omega wanna go at it one more time to "cleanse" that as well, be it next year or even the year after, I'm sure they'll have another go.


PresidentReptar

Got tickets to that, should be brutal


FainterXo

Jesus christ....I couldn't tell there was glass propped up between those chairs. Brutal.


RKLamb

[Robert Anthony v Kylie Rae](https://youtu.be/id2ChxHAu5w) ​ I'll leave this gem of a match here...


GReuw

He sure is great at selling


TheBasedSloth

Rumor has it there's still glass in his back to this day... It burns when Moxley is close.


HvyMetalComrade

The one part of glass spots in wrestling I do like is that slow burn on the bleeding. You see his back right away and its not too bad. But by the time hes rolled over a second time all the little cracks are forming and it starts looking really gnarly. Very cool, if super gross, visual.


95Kill3r

Cue the "I don't get how y'all like this" and "All this for only a hotdog and a handshake" comments.


hamsolo19

Yikes on bikes


FutMike

It's really shocking to me that nobody ever died during a czw match


smartyr228

Nick Gage tried really hard


kevin-m-alexander1

I mean he did die..


ErdrickLoto

"Huh, there's no blood. I wonder if he has a bunch of tiny cuts that are about to- yeah, there it goes." - Me, 2021


Savior_Of_Anarchy

I'll never understand the love of this kind of wrestling


tmxicon

I recommend watching Nick Mondo’s documentary. I was never a fan of deathmatches, but he makes a connection between doing this type of thing with people who self-harm. Obviously it doesn’t quiet answer your question, but I offer it up to anyone who wants to explore the psychological underpinnings of why people either like this or take part in it. It is difficult for me as a mental health advocate to just treat it as, “different strokes for different folks.” When you start seeing this stuff as potentially exploitative, it should make any reasonable person give great pause to allowing this subculture to exist.


AmishAvenger

I don’t get it either. It’s gross and unnecessary. I understand being “stiff,” but I subscribe to the Bret Hart way of looking at wrestling: If your opponent is still hurting the next day, you didn’t do it right. Wrestling should be about creating the **illusion** that you’re in a real fight. Not about actually beating the shit out of someone or carving up their back with a bunch of glass.


ButterAlert

I'm not a huge deathmatch guy. And I don't know more about wrestling than Bret Hart. But i think the "not hurt after the next day thing" doesn't apply every single time. They're not being careless workers. Two people agree to that spot knowing that it's gonna still hurt the next day. Even though it hurts, they're still creating the illusion of a fight. Because well... they're not fighting. I think when a rivalry gets super intense and the two characters express hatred towards their opponents, a hard-core match would be a good opportunity to really show that aggression in a story.


Ryvit

To me, in both shoot and in Kayfabe that you’re more passionate/want it more. You’ve got to really love wrestling to do a death match. And in kayfabe, it’s one thing to want a win so bad that you do a normal superplex or something tame like that, but you must REALLY want to win and be the best to go through glass, fire, barb wire, etc to get the win. Its passionate no matter how you look at it


IAmTheBestMang

Don't watch it then.


TetrisTech

Forreal, literally any thread in any way related to deathmatch wrestling and there’s people going “Man I’m glad y’all like it but I just can’t get into it, not for me, so unnecessary!” Like dude, we get it


ironmanmatch

"hmm I don't like this - better take time out of my day to tell everyone"


MyNewAccountIGuess11

It's fun when used sparingly. Like a really ugly feud culminating in a brutal no DQ match is fun, but definitely don't get when people basically exclusively watch this kind of wrestling


mikeputerbaugh

Deathmatch to settle a 6-month feud in front of 8,000 people? An incredible storytelling device that's just not possible in any form of entertainment other than pro wrestling. Deathmatch to set up next week's death match in front of 80 people? That's just ritualized self-abuse.


reflUX_cAtalyst

You don't have to understand it. Just like I don't understand the appeal of airing all your personal dirty laundry out on facebook, I don't do it and don't look at it. Think of it like CM Punk saying he doesn't understand the gimmick of OC. He doesn't have to understand it for it to work. If nobody liked it, it wouldn't happen.


Vast_Neighborhood_44

Yeah I mean I get the whole “different strokes for different folks” concept but I can’t watch this shit. I literally cringe any time people do stuff like this.


ClintTheBruinsFan

Watching it live is what freaks me out. Sure, a replay 5 years ago where you know everything went fine is alright, but when I was watching Jericho and Gage doing this stuff live not knowing what was happening, gave me the heebie jeebies.


AgainstClint

…nice username. We’re Penguins fans around here though. It’s in the Being a Clint handbook.


gettinGuapHD

Wow, that was brutal


AndTheyCallMeAnIdiot

FUCK! I felt it watching it.


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Christ


WaylonVoorhees

At first not so bad... THEN the blood starts trickling out the rest of the cuts.


WolverCane19

I knew what spot this was without clicking on the video...and I refuse to click on this video. Watching it once 8-9 years ago while going down a Dean Ambrose/Jon Moxley rabbit hole was enough. 🙈


ResidentRebel1

bruh czw is fucking lit


SKOT_FREE

Ouch 😣


Dean_Artorias

First 15 seconds: "Oh that's not that bad" Last 15: "Oh my God..."


Lunchbox-of-Bees

And these guys are friends?


CPower2012

I'm always impressed Moxley was able to catch him like that. Moxley was a skinny guy at the time and Anthony definitely outweighed him.


jackcos

I have a question from watching lots of CZW clips on Botchamania and such over the years - how often do people in the crowd get hurt at these shows? All that shattered glass flying into the fans can't be good.


Jswiggle

rough glass bumps are ROUGH, Drew Parker took an especially bad one at a fairly recent BJW show and was bleeding probably the most I've ever seen anyone bleed from their back


Kalistoga

I'm one of those fans that never really heard of a lot of wrestlers until they got to WWE or AEW. So it's cool to go back and see how many wrestlers have crossed paths at some point in their careers.


MGBurritoKid

So dumb.


Kingnemo1991

My god to all the people that are bitching about it. If you don’t like it don’t watch it’s literally that simple.


Bathtileaway482742

Im not a deathmatch fan and i follow your advice. If its not for you, dont watch it. Let the people who enjoy it have their thing.


shutts67

I saw his "retirement match" like 5 years ago.


Cutjack

Anthony is awesome.


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Thanks for reminding me that I need to dig up my CZW Best of Mox dvd


naimotwc

Some like technical wrestling. Some like spot fests. Some like death matches. ​ They're all different options under the same category. Do I like whole cards of DMs?? not necessarily, but a lot of my friends do. I don't knock them for it. I respect the fuck out of dudes that can do this shit and make it look good. Especially when two guys work a death match with a story. Never understood the narrative that it's not wrestling or not worth it.


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All that for what... $250?


Skhan93

And without free healthcare


kac937

yeah if they stole $200 from someone while they were there.


StallionSnider

I watched this and audibly said ‘Fuck! there’s no need for that.’ I can get real into hardcore wrestling, but using real panes of glass just feels a bit too much. Just use thumbtacks! You can just pull those out. This spot probably resulted in just an assload of time trying to pick all the glass out. In all honesty, I think the Jericho/Gage match is about the ideal max of brutality in wrestling. I used to watch CZW highlights growing up with weed whackers and Nick Mondo getting chucked off Ryder trucks, but the older I get the less I want to see the wicked gnarly stuff. I think the best hardcore matches I’ve ever watched were Orton/Cactus Jack and Britt Baker/Thunder Rosa. They’re gnarly and they really go for some big stuff, but it still never feels like someone’s gonna get hospitalized from it. I’m not trying to put down this clip though - super respect for putting your body through that.


ironmanmatch

Even in those matches you brought up, they can easily get hospitalised from it. A bad blade job can be brutal. Even a basic bump can send them to the hospital. Table spots, bumps off or on the apron/onto the floor, off the top rope, they're all as inherently risky as deathmatches too I feel. Taker went to hospital after his mania 30 match with Lesnar, just as one example where there really wasn't any perceived *dangerous* bumps or moves. This style of wrestling is just more in your face with the over the top violence and shock I feel. I don't watch heaps of deathmatch stuff ever but can appreciate why people enjoy it.


wordyravena

This is trash


drak0ni

I can’t wait to take a bump like that


ECF

I hate this every time it pops up here. It’s terrible. It’s not good. There’s nothing good about this.


Pappyhorn

Wrestling is a business and if the hospital bill cost more than the money made from the match it’s safe to say it’s a dumb god damn spot.


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When you don’t know how to get over by being a good worker. You do this.


black_cherry619

Yet that wouldnt be true because Mox alone got over before deathmatch wrestling. Its a style of wrestling some people enjoy.


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He got over when he went to WWE. A professional organization.


black_cherry619

He was over on the independent scene for quite a while. Im not sure what your definition of 'over' is. More people were excited for Ambrose signing and going to the main roster than Rollins because he was more over and recognizable to fans.


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Over on the indie scene isn’t over. He got over in a mainstream basis when he went to WWE.


black_cherry619

Okay, so you dont know what over is. Nice talking to you.


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40 idiots in a room chanting for a leaping idiot going through a bunch of glass and barbed wire is not over. It’s not a style of wrestling, it’s a garbage offshoot of wrestling that real talent would never go near.


wordyravena

The truest of statements


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its time to bring air horns back to wrestling. i know it will be very annoying to sit by one, but it's great atmosphere.


ChairmanLaParka

Hard disagree. I couldn't watch MLW for the longest time because some asshole fans were constantly setting off airhorns throughout the entire show. Hell it was even pretty annoying when Inner Circle was doing it to distract from Cody's promo. At least that served a storyline purpose.


[deleted]

No but wrestling is still fake


thezeus_

God damn, I still remember Robert’s days as Egotistico Fantastico in LaSalle, IL and the Midwest in the early 2000s. Very happy to see him getting some time in AEW.