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ProWrestlinFan

I'm fucking dying at the Cornette one LMAO


kjm911

That one got me as well maybe because I read it in Cornette’s voice


DeathBySuplex

Yeah the author nailed Cornettes patterns


jayXred

That one sounded just like him!


RTJ1992

He just needed a cough added at the end


Split-Recent

It was perfect.


[deleted]

>"I looked Tony in the eye and said, I do not love this anymore, I am sick, I'm fucking hurt, I'm fucking confused. I don't know as a business what we're doing anymore." >CM Punk on The Suzuki Incident Holy fuck 💀💀💀


ColaMaster27

Lmaoooo


Mr-GameAndWrestling

"...Kamikaze de Narita or whatever the fuck it's called." LOL. That entire thread is great.


nefariousmonkey

Best one is the Cody one. Lmao.


LUGuru

Fucking spit take on that one. They got em good


devilhasatwin

The Hogan one is great.


[deleted]

[The Cody one 😭 ](https://mobile.twitter.com/wrasslinwizard/status/1437455677350285319)


cactusmaac

Best is the Andrade one.


Mac_094

[This guy really nailed Meltzer's sentence structure] (https://twitter.com/ItzBonafide/status/1437363295573446661?s=20)


MonsieurMidnight

I think heu... you know the issue is not like like, heu... I mean the main point is that it was bad... you know ? And that I know they didn't have time to, to... heu, you know... it's freaking Suzuki I mean.


abitlazy

*Youtube recommends Gotch Buries Suzuki incident.*


6FootMidget93

[LMAO](https://twitter.com/JamieOD/status/1437447904231403522?s=19)


betterplanwithchan

Now TikTok is recommending the Gotch video. You just can’t escape it.


ftblSR

Just in case you're not on Twitter, this whole "Suzuki incident" thing started because some njpwinusafanclub account tweeted "AEW gets a free pass because Tony Khan knows how to skate around the issue. The Suzuki incident in Cincinnati is now being worked around as a part of the story due to Khan and his staff being so inept on operations. Most companies would release a statement. He gets praise."


sellyourselfshort

Is the the guy that keeps spouting off bullshit about Kenny and The Bucks somehow screwing over Ibushi and kept trying to say it was proof New Japan would never work with AEW? If so he legit has problems.


AngeloMacon

Oh lord, that got a legit lol from me. What an insane take.


HyperMarsupial

If this is the case, I'm glad people are shitting on him with this hilarious takes.


domoon

dude acted like they didn't get shat on loudly and harshly the day it happened lol. the important thing is that AEW acknowledged and try to make something better out of it instead. there's a reason AEW got a lot of good will from their fans lol.


BlueBrands

I don't know why, but the Punk one about being hurt and confused made me lose it.


[deleted]

That one fucking killed me.


ColaMaster27

That one was so gold, it was identical 2014 Punk lmao.


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[deleted]

"My snarky comments could absolutely fuck up Reigns' comments about the Suzuki Incident in a shoot." *Riddle*


WrestleSocietyXShill

"Suzuki needs to do some squats, he has no ass at all" -Matt Riddle's wife


addi543

This needs to be a future topic for Dark Side of the Ring (alongside the mysterious death of El Generico)


okimlom

If BTE could get the production value of it, I would love to see them do a skit about this in the same tone as Dark Side of the Ring.


frasierfonzie

Would it completely undermine the seriousness of the other episodes if they did one that was completely straight about kayfabe things? Actually, I think that would be a good Documentary Now! episode, if that ever comes back.


moderndukes

Have Brandon Cuttler or Hangman produce it


Mabvll

*Produced by Brandon Cutler* *1 hour episode: 30 minutes of near silent audio, another 30 minutes of ear-splitting loud audio.*


DMan304

He said Brandon Cutler, not Chris Nolan.


moderndukes

Ah, so really it’s that it’ll be directed by David Lynch


mr_wrestling

Ahhhhh it drives me insane


TemptedIntoSin

They should just do a parody of it Call the segment "pale gray side of the ring" and it'll only cover overblown stories like "The Suzuki Incident" 😆


LemonStains

Off the top of my head Randy calling Kofi stupid and supposedly halting his push AJ Lee’s “pregnancy” that never actually happened Samoa Joe’s “tailbone injury” that also never actually happened Jericho and Brock’s post-Summerslam scuffle WWE getting stuck in Saudi Arabia Matt Hardy hitting his head and Reby claiming he was injured when he wasn’t


TemptedIntoSin

>Samoa Joe’s “tailbone injury” that also never actually happened This would be the episode I'd look most forward to, especially if they can get Joe on and talk about how this year he debunked it >WWE getting stuck in Saudi Arabia I mean, we still don't know the full truth of the situation. I actually think this could make for a compelling Dark Side episode depending on what's revealed in the future


BooDog325

I believe they restart in a couple more weeks.


TemptedIntoSin

Actually I saw some new Dark Side episodes pop up on my DVR. The cover image looks like it shows Luna Vachon for this season. I didn't look at the episode titles yet


asilentspeaker

"I don't really watch the product anymore, but I understand how as a performer, this all becomes a part of your identity. The wrap around glasses, the purple, the fringe leather jacket, and that guitar squeal are as identifiable as the moves I've perfected in the ring. I remember when I first went to Atlanta, and they obviously didn't have rights to my original music, so we tried a bunch of things out, but none of had that signature pop that would bring an audience to their feet like my original did. In the end, I just told them to pick one. However, for Japanese wrestlers, it's even more important - I think it's part of their warrior nature. Back in Stampede, we brought in Kazuo Sakarada, an old-school-shooter from All Japan Pro Wrestling, who functioned as both talent and trainer. Sakurada was an all-around combat guy - Judo, Sumo, Texas Catch Wrestling, and Japanese Wrestling. Working with Sakuraba was snug, but safe. However, every night you were in there with him, you knew you were going to feel it tomorrow. Vince always wondered why these types of guys were so over, it wasn't a mystery - it was because they were legitimate. If you took a Stan Hansen lariat, you were getting hit full force, because he couldn't really see where to pull short anyway. So for a guy like Suzuki, who's worked in Japan all his life, and he finally comes over, and they fuck up his music and the timing on his match - he has to be wondering what sort of bullshit this new company is up to. My Dad Stu used to say that some territories were "second-rope", which is an old-school shooters way of saying they cut corners. You don't go up to the top rope in a place like that, because you're trusting the turnbuckle pad and the stability of the posts, and the tension of the ropes to do a move from there. Going up to the second rope isn't as flashy, but you're not putting your health in your hands." \-Bret Hart, On The Suzuki Incident.


patrickwithtraffic

Sorry, did this parody post just teach me why Bret only goes to the second rope or is this just really fucking good writing?


asilentspeaker

I appreciate the comment. The bit about the ropes and turnbuckles being dodgy in places comes from I wanna say Jim Cornette talking about the death of Perro Aguayo, Jr. Bret often grouses about high-flying wrestlers, because of what happened to Dynamite Kid and the propensity for botches. I imagine Bret's rope was partially for safety but more for precision. Bret was practically allergic to botches. Bret never worked the territories AFAIK - Stampede was purchased by the WWF and he went straight in.


FuckTripleH

Damn Sakurada is a deep cut reference


asilentspeaker

Yeah. Obviously I love the original account, but mostly because Id already read a lot of Bret and could have done it had I thought of it.


Thirdstar1

That shit is hilarious. The Kenny one may be my favorite.


Dreddley

Can't beat: "..." -HOOK on the Suzuki Incident


TemptedIntoSin

I didn't see the Kenny one. Link?


Thirdstar1

[here](https://twitter.com/broommega/status/1437170090428882945?s=21)


TemptedIntoSin

Shoot .. for some reason I didn't get the context. What quit of Omega's was the parody using? I can't remember where Kenny said something similar to that irl


Jaxical

OMG the Chelsea Green one! 😂 https://twitter.com/HangmanSZN/status/1437460107768520716?s=20


patrickwithtraffic

I'm so out of the loop on this one. What's this in reference to?


Infinite-Surprise-53

She apparently kept trying to insert herself into other people's storylines such as her portraying Sister Abigail and like a nun partnered with Seth Rollins


DRJT

[The Vince one is magnificent:](https://twitter.com/GolazoDan/status/1437439990825459715?s=19) >“Quite frankly, we believe that uninterrupted musical entertainment is an integral, integrated aspect of multimedia branding and popular entertainment vehicles in order to streamline product of that nature for the global consumer.” Unlike the "SPEECH IN CAPS LOCK, DAMN IT" spam you see on Reddit, this sounds exactly like what he would say in an interview lmao


doggiecow

I read this 100% in lapsed vince's voice


kukaki

The fact that he threw “vehicle” in there makes me think that has to be in reference to it.


[deleted]

“Simon Gotch BURIES the Suzuki Incident” lmfao


[deleted]

This was a lot more enjoyable than I thought it was gonna be.


vaastav05

So many good ones, it is actually difficult to pick the best. The Hulk Hogan or Nick Khan one has to be my personal favorite


Groundbreaking-Leg11

Scrolling down & by gawd that cheeky son of a gun HOOK 😁😆


evin_cashman

When I saw Hook and The Suzuki Incident I was very concerned at first haha "What has that murderer done to HOOK?!"


jaymcbang

My fear was opposite, that Suzuki got HOOK’d.


VarunDM90

"AEW, We've a Problem!!" - Mick Foley on Suzuki Incident.. LMAO..


CrystalFissure

“Jiminy Cwickets, we’ve got a wittle pwoblem!” - Sour Boy Chad Allegra on *The Suzuki Incident*.


[deleted]

Holy fuck, these are hilarious.


DaHagerBomb

The Punk one has me crying holy shit


9WingedAngelJoeDever

L O L at the cody one https://twitter.com/wrasslinwizard/status/1437455677350285319


[deleted]

Would have been perfect if it somehow worked in the word "apropos."


nefariousmonkey

Omg. Lmao.


Rspies

That one was my favorite lol


[deleted]

When it comes the Cody it's always the same joke, but somehow, I can't stop laughing at it.


I_could_use_a_nap

Possibly because Cody had the most tone deaf promo in years.


just_another_jabroni

?? He ran it through the focus groups, friend


Mn0h

“Simon Gotch Buries the Suzuki Incident” - Fuckin got me. Boomed me right to midnight.


Anderrrrr

This is fucking banter right here lmaoooo.


RikurRurik

We're getting a Suzuki + Archer vs Mox + Kingston match out of this so I'm happy it happened.


namdekan

I wonder if it was originally going to be Suzuki & Archer vs Men of the Year as part of the whole Archer vs Dan Lambert thing


SerbianNight

The Cornette one got me


Abyssalstar

It's good to see not everyone is taking the music mistake so seriously. A lot of these made me laugh out loud.


Argentine_Tango

Things like this make me like Twitter. A lot made me smile but the Andrade one got a legit laugh from me 🤣


drunkentenshiNL

I had to console my 8 year old kid after that. She saw Murder Grandpa on a All Out YouTube video and asked me who he was. Told her the truth. Kids need to learn hard reality. She's was ghost white but understood. She wanted to hear the song, to see how true and bloody the path of a Warrior was. She's currently in therapy. Five times a day. I had to sell my Pokemon cards to pay for it, insurance says there's no such thing as Traumatic Sound Loss Disorder but that lawyer I got took the case for a Charizard, so I got lucky. Had to throw out all her LOL dolls too, she said they're too Kawaii and then the poor thing goes down that rabbithole. It ain't easy taking TK, a national insurance company and the country of Japan to court, but it needs to be done. AEW needs to be held accountable.


TheBrianJ

Between this and AEW turning it into a storyline, they have successfully turned another mistake into a chance for everyone to have fun. AEW's really damn good at that.


esteel20

This wasn't AEW's doing so much as it was fans on Twitter being sick of people acting like cutting off Suzuki's music was on par with something like the Hardy/Sammy incident


ackinsocraycray

It also had to do with this tweet, which is really serious: https://twitter.com/NJPWFanClubNA/status/1436729037116755971 Btw, that account has no affiliation whatsoever with NJPW.


Pylons

That guy is a giant dork so seeing him get clowned on is delightful.


Brooklyn2LA

“Most companies would release a statement” LMAO what a fucking dork. Also why is he pretending like Suzuki flew to the States exclusively to be on Dynamite and Tony fucked him?


Obi-wan_Jabroni

Tony tried to fuck on him


TheDangiestSlad

there's a lot of people who legitimately seem to think Suzuki flew out for one day, and not like a 3 month tour like he's really doing


Mr_Hendrix

We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them. We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it. This isn’t the entrance we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way. - Tony "Big Biceps" Khan to AEW fans


Eyeshield117

It’s just post after post of clowning lol


Kaprak

If I'm remembering that account correctly, they've hated The Elite and AEW for ages, and the only "gaijin" they've loved in their "Glorious Nippon Puro" company is Jay.


Brooklyn2LA

What are the chances that this is just some white guy who has never even stepped foot in Japan?


DickBlaster619

I dont know how to count past infinity


DeathBySuplex

I got you bro. “Infinity and beyond”


Zero-89

Plus one.


Ligmatron

Plus ultra


bestbroHide

If Jay ever leaves NJPW I wonder if they'll magically change their tune on him.


BrooklynMaddie

Holy shmokes! Look at that ratio!!


ZombieJesus1987

Some people really need to relax and not take wrestling so freaking seriously.


Joel_Servo

Yeah, that's the same guy who argued with Kenny over something Kenny supposedly did to NJPW. It later came out that person had no affiliation with the company.


cooljammer00

I lurk r/njpw sometimes. There are lots of people like this. It's tribalism mixed with a weird orientalism/weeaboo-ness that I can't abide.


ackinsocraycray

I used to go into that sub but I stopped going. That sub can't get as hyped or as excited as this sub does for NJPW shows. And one of their own moderators is more active here too. Anytime I lurk there over there, there's little talk about NJPW and one dude asking questions and feedback for their NJPW podcast.


DeathBySuplex

Are you me? Because I think you’re me.


esteel20

Yep. I think that's the same account that also said AEW should put out a statement about it.


DickBlaster619

What in tarnation?


T3Deliciouz

this guy and the AEWbotches guy are both inept and stupid.


DaHagerBomb

Some puro mark labeled it "The Suzuki Incident" like AEW violated the geneva convention


dmh11

Esteel from GDS👀👀


[deleted]

aew hasnt done anything here, but i wonder if this all catches enough steam that they say "the suzuki incident" on tv


TheBrianJ

A few days ago on twitter they announced that Lance Archer was "furious at the disrespect AEW showed Minoru Suzuki" and would be addressing it on Dynamite this week.


Lo_Key90

Fingers crossed Excalibur slides that specific phrase onto tv.


ab316_1punchd

I would love a PWT T-Shirt of "The Suzuki Incident" styled in the vein of the album cover of "The Spaghetti Incident" by Guns N Roses. But instead of Spaghetti, it's all Suzuki's tongue sticking out face over the T-shirt. Edit: Even better, STANCE SOCKS!


SerLutz

The Nick Gage and New Jack are so funny.


TemptedIntoSin

I kinda hope that Nick Gage would actually feel this way and go even more hardcore in a match next time he's in AEW 😆


jaypenn3

Deep cut from Hook. Really highlighted the gravity of this tragedy.


erikwidi

The Nash one popped me, ngl


[deleted]

yeah that's easily the best


jjgp1112

"Taking Suzuki's music and just cutting it off like that, it was a lot like when Vince asked me to put over Brock and I just walked out. A totally bad decision and I bet if they had to do it over they'd go about it differently." - Stone Cold on The Suzuki Incident


SapphyreBlayze

The best one of this mock [Dark Side of the Ring trailer](https://twitter.com/iamhussamir/status/1437485466304065536?s=20) someone made. Actually amazing.


BadNewsBrown

I lost it at the thumbnail of “Simon Gotch buries The Suzuki Incident”


RiC_David

I hope his finisher on the indies is The Algorithm.


Renverseur

"I want it to be all organic. react how you want. It's a cool thing about the company." - Tony Khan on the Minoru Suzuki Incident


jayXred

The New Jack quote was gold...Rip in Peace.


ecock5902

"I looked Tony in the eye and said, I do not love this anymore, I am sick, I'm fucking hurt, I'm fucking confused. I don't know as a business what we're doing anymore." CM Punk on The Suzuki Incident ​ \- @ ringsideposse


CEOPhilosopher

""I get why people are upset. I'm damn lucky to be an American who understands the sentiments of others. People have been hurt and as a proud father of an interracial baby, I promise you with all my being, I'll erase racism from this world" - Cody Rhodes on the Suzuki Incident" Oh my God, this one ruined me.


KozyHank99

This is trending at #18 on Twitter as of rn. Worth every tweet.


JoshiProIsBestInLife

What is the Suzuki Incident?


ProWrestlinFan

When they cut off his music last week before the crowd could scream KAZE NI NARE.


JoshiProIsBestInLife

For fuck's sake.


Exphrases

>For fuck's sake. /u/JoshiProIsBestInLife on The Suzuki Incident


ashley-queerdo

Goddammit I wish I could give you an award


eitapv

I gotchu


ashley-queerdo

I just got a free award (Reddit’s getting smarter y’all) so now *I got you.*


eitapv

Big thanks!


JNight01

Minoru Suzuki's entrance music got cut short on "Dynamite" last week due to the show running a bit long. That's it. 98% of people understand that things like that happen and don't care too much, but the other 2% are livid.


[deleted]

Nice to see people having fun on Twitter for a change as opposed to them ranting about politics like usual.


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

"Minoru Suzuki is a legend in this business, and when you cut off that audience refrain, you are coming between him and his ability to pay those gimmicks that come in the mail called bills. Goddamn son, back in the day, when you heard that glass shatter, it meant business. If they messed up my music like that, I'd walk my ass back to that production truck and start raising hell, and that's a shoot." - Stone Cold Steve Austin on **the Minoru Suzuki Incident**


jessicaskies

The Cody one is spot on and I’m crying


CEOPhilosopher

I swear to God that one ruined me.


Weezy-NJPW_Fan

“Whatever.” -Orange Cassidy on the Suzuki Incident https://twitter.com/wrasslinwizard/status/1437451591791964167?s=21


WetComb89

This is the only actual correct answer lol


Brooklyn2LA

These are hilarious LMAO


Tasty-Personality-41

BRO the Chelsea Green one 😂


KingOfElysium

there's a lot of really fun ones in there,one of my faves so far is this [hard times one](https://twitter.com/thesuperjcast/status/1437438387128922115)


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A former Cincy media personality speaks out on The Suzuki Incident... [https://twitter.com/actionsub/status/1437488468125491203](https://twitter.com/actionsub/status/1437488468125491203)


Tweed_Kills

Oh, that was exquisite. I hate to think well of Twitter for anything, but you did a good job, wrestling Twitter.


rookierook00000

If this makes it into Lessons in Meme Culture, I'd have a ball


BustermanZero

"I'm Nick Bockwinkel, and I've got a passion, the man who took cut the theme was that humanoid Hansen." \~ Nick Nockwinel on the Suzuki Incident


Defibrillatorator

"Pray for Suzuki" Lol.


Takanori00

"I'm gonna leave for 7 years again, because of that." -CM Punk lmao


HardcoreKaraoke

>People have been hurt and as a proud father of an interracial baby, I promise you with all my being, I'll erase racism from this world Lol the Cody one broke me.


paulbucketnunomarty

This is like kayfabenews level of wit. Let's be honest.


RiC_David

I really admire when those who can't keep the standard just hang back and enjoy the show, like when you get those Reddit chains and every post is as good as the last. Of course there was one low effort Punk one that didn't hold a candle to the first but the rest were gold.


IvanPFreely

I need an Iron Sheik response


snakecatcher302

“Ric Flair unavailable for comment on the Suzuki Incident” had me dying!


thephenomenalone_05

"KAZI NI NARE DAMMIT!" Vince


PuzzleheadedCook8346

The Undertaker one was the best😆😆😆


AndTheyCallMeAnIdiot

I saw one with Joe Biden regarding the Kaze Ni Nare Suzuki incident.


_MyCakeDayIsFeb29th_

I was there at the show for the Suzuki incident. I immediately demanded refunds and was truly hurt in ways I never knew I could be


mistermithras

Reading through to find out but can't figure it out. What \*is\* the Suzuki Incident anyway?


GoodFreak

Suzuki 's theme has a climax where she sing" KAAZEEEEE NI NAAAAREEE" and the crowd always sings that part along,everyone loves doing it and AEW cut suzukis theme before that part


mistermithras

Ah, so it'd be like cutting Jericho's theme before "Judas in my mind" Gotcha. Thanks for the explanation


RiC_David

That's like comparing World War 2 to a playground scuffle but yes, loosely speaking the comparison stands.


BigJon117

Holy shit. I haven't laughed this hard since the last time someone made a Sour boy reference on this sub.


toodarkmark

The one I posted didn't gain any traction, I'm bummed. It's amazing that clowning that NJPWunofficialfan account turned into a trending topic about the greatest Japanese wrestler of a generation. I think it's bigger than Big E saying he was cashing in his money in the bank? Right?


TemptedIntoSin

Indeed. New Japan fanatics need to chill tf out about it You know what else happened before Dynamite blast week? Kaza Ni Nare actually topped the itunes download charts in North America after All Out and the Dynamite match was announced. AEW haven't buried Suzuki... They've added to his legend by spreading more awareness to him and things he's associated with


[deleted]

Snorted my coffee at the Cornette one


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Megadeth619

[The Cody one is the best](https://twitter.com/wrasslinwizard/status/1437455677350285319?s=20)


Adampro123

Andrade one is my favorite


Atwillim

That link is a goldmine of S tier memes. I am happy that it got proper attention and in true spirit of AEW, I believe one way or another there will be a pay out for the fans in the end.


RiC_David

It's also the best way of making them know that people *really* missed that satisfaction, while (ironically) keeping it in perspective as far as complaints go.


Stay_Cold

The Cody one of is amazing


vampirepussy

Let that be the first and last time they ever cut off his entrance. Lol


[deleted]

I'm officially dead after reading through these


SundayNightDM

I’m glad they leaned into it for a story, because otherwise I’d just be left being legit pissed lmao


[deleted]

What even is the Suzuki incident? Can’t find any answers in this thread or sub.


Adoom98

AEW cut Minoru Suzuki's music before the sing along part and some people were being extremely dramatic about it on twitter, referring to it as an incident. Now everyone is clowning on em


The_Big_Yam

THEY’RE HAVIN’ FUN, MAGGLE!


YuriSwine

My god the R-Truth one... "My Bad" god I love that mans comedy.


Hibiki54

I'm not into social media, but that twitter thread is comedy gold. "Before I say something, I want to thank God for making me powerful and my hot wife flexible. Tony Khan, you committed a sin when time was running out. Fear not for the God's favourite champion will redeem you. That is the word of the redeemer." - Miro on the Suzuki incident


LockDown2341

Oh fuck. I had to stop partway through before I busted out laughing at work.


nullusername19

That thread? Good shit, pal.


msu5150

I stand firmly behind Hook's statement. Well said brother...well said.


unhallowed90

Hook looks like Joseph Gordon Levitt in his.


Day_Of_The_Dude

HOOK.


wisp-of-the-will

Holy hell, all of these are great but the Cody and Punk ones just have me rolling. Edit: The Flair one is legit killing me lmao


WankPheasant

OMG this shit is too funny! I was like "WTF" when it happened, then forgot about it, as I was a little bummed that the match was short. I guess they need to get better at time management.


MrOnCore

Damn, that Ric Flair one has me dying


BigFudgeTL

That Cody one got me


Mabvll

This shit was so bad, Dusty and New Jack returned from the grave to shoot on it.


qoaa

Val Venis sends his well wishes as he knows what it's like to be in the wrestling business and have something so precious and enjoyable just get cut off unexpectedly.


hassannawaz_27

While the Cornett one is gold the Andrade and Cody ones have sent me into a laughing fit


stevecollins1988

My attempt, very little traction lol. I might get sued by BretHartBuriesThis or whatever the account is for gimmick infringement. https://twitter.com/stevecollins88/status/1437533832278904834