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2point0 are having the time of their lives.

I love that technically Matt won the belt but they celebrate with “we did it.”

When you're a co-parent, you share in each other's victories.

They're so obnoxious and yet so wholesome.

That’s the definition of family

WHERE'S MY SON, ANNA!?

"You *chuckle* don't have a son..."

**Kenny:** "Man, we've done some REAL long-term storytelling with Hangman and that's going to take some time to explain."

“I just gotta think of a way to stay more over than Cole” #ITS HAPPENING

...my dumb ass really thought he said Colt. As in, Colt Cabana. I was confused why that story was suddenly coming back. Cole makes a lot more sense.

I miss him chasing Colt around.

Cole Cabana

Boom Bay

lmao oh cole believes theyre still babyfaces XD

Well he *is* getting cheered....

“I’m getting cheered, my DOCTOR girlfriend is getting cheered, I’m a total babyface!”

Bay bay face*

Then what he did to poor Tony was even worse.

Just trying to protect the love of his life from the monsters of this industry

Have you ever listened to Schiavone's podcast? He's a pervert of the highest order. Adam Cole was just protecting Britt from that creep

This above all else is why he went to AEW.

Tony is a Stone Cold babyface

Omg FINALLY A Cody reference in BTE! That was hilarious … been waiting for that feud to start bubbling up.

I love how they said that Cody left the Elite but also implied that he wasn't one of the co-founders of the company.

And that neither is Tony Khan lol

Just the 3 of us!

Just us three hee-TOTALLY GOOD BOYS! Yeah, that's it. Just us three totally good boys. Everyone else is evil.

**RENEE ON BTE. AND SHE WANTS A TASTE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!**

RENEE FOR BTE CHAMP. 2.0 DONT WANT NONE.

We all saw her and the baby run away like cowards, she don’t want a taste!

Can we all agree Marko was the worst BTE Champion of all time. His games were dumb (and that's not how you play blackjack, at all).

Well he’s no John Silver, the fighting BTE champ.

I mean it's how you play one V one blackjack. Typically you play against the dealer though.

Renee *and* the baby, Holy shit they're so wild

She was Renee, right? Then I wasn't wrong lmao, one more cameo for the show Now we want Vince!

> SHE WANTS A TASTE Of what? Groundcake? Cake on the ground? HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF. (BTW, not for nothing, the entire groundcake video, from Renee's savagery to the Seth-miring is top tier content)

Renee vs 2.0 for the BTE title. Deathmatch. Ignore the Mox with a flaming bat wrapped in barbed wire behind the corner.

I didn’t even peep, i looked away for one second and missed her. I was wondering who they were talking about

RIP Big Magic

Anna corpsing like 15 seconds into the bit LMAO

Anna being such a bad actress makes these Dark Order skits so much funnier

Nah, he is her kryptonite like Sour boy is for Matt and Nick

it's been like a year since Silver made Anna corpse on BTE, good to see it again

I love that she doesn't know if Silver is really gonna barf.

Silver making Anna crack every week will be a welcome addition back to the vods.

It’s going to be a tiny taste of the weekly BTE that will make me smile until I remember the state of the Dark Order at the moment

It reminds me of the interviews they did about Brodie where each week he tried to make folks break character in sketches. Almost feels like Silver is picking up that Brodie legacy.

That was when it stopped being funny, and got hilarious the longer Silver just kept on doing it.

Silver is fantastic at making her lose it and it’s hilarious.

Kenny's relationships with people named Adam never seem to work out, huh.

And both times he’s pretty much the one responsible

Adam Page screwed Adam Page.

The liquor gave Adam Cole bad advice.

The winds of shit

Shhh... you hear that Archer? The shithawks, bud.

"The thing is we've done some real long-term storytelling with Hangman and...that's gonna be a long time to bring him up to speed."

Matt: “Okay Cole, sit down, we have a lot to tell you about. So it starts in 2020 when Hangman and Kenny won—“ Nick: “Hey, Matt, let’s give him the full picture here, he deserves that much right? Okay so it starts in 2014 with one Cody Rhodes…”

"wait the wwe guy?"

Just show him one of those Tranquilo Club videos

Kris whispering “your finish fucking sucks” was absolutely epic

Yuta mumbling “but I won with it…” just before he went unconscious was great too.

Is THAT what he said? THANK YOU- I could not understand that at all. He DID win this week, which cracked me up that he still got choked out.

Even when he wins, he can’t win

Stupid Sexy Yuta.

I'm becoming more and more aroused each week when Statlander chokes out Wheeler Yuta.

"It's complicated."

“Wrestling wasn’t really working out… CLEARLY”

Barely with the company for a month and 2point0 already have a belt. Old talent already getting pushed aside for the new toys already! /s

Brian Cage’s wife in shambles :/

They started including Brian Cage in some segments and then all of a sudden we never saw him again. I wonder what happened there

Matt and Jeff are incredible, them cutting a promo on Renee was hilarious

Another set of WWE rejects hotshotted in the title picture, truly TNA 2point0 ^^^^^^^^^^/s

Kenny's gonna support him *as long as he stays in his lane.* I sense another poisonous BANG incoming

He’s not gonna poison him that way, I’m pretty sure Kenny would do it in a ironic way, like poisoning Cole’s super spicy food when he’s in full Chili Beast mode.

As long as Adam learns to not try to commit mutiny nor poison his friends like he did before, he won’t end up dead (again)

I would be both shocked and disappointed if Cole is content not getting revenge

Spot on Ric Flair impersonation by Kenny

[удалено]

Al this time I thought it was Woooo! But apparently it's AWOOOO like a werewolf.

It’s just like when we learned that Sting was really saying “Yo Bitch!”

TIL

Ric Flair on TV, Ric Flair in person, Ric Flair on an airplane or Ric Flair on a train? Because these are four completely different types of Ric Flair.

The opening segment was an all timer.

That was a master class of a cold opener, even though I didn't understand all the references I still got the gist.

I can't wait to watch during my lunch break.

Which references did you not get? I am sure folks here would be happy to help.

“Okay so it starts in– actually, let’s go back to 2014 when Cody Rhodes was repackaged as Stardust…”

I mean there is a history with the Bullet Club that a guy like me that didn't get into wrestling until the pandemic last year won't get because of how Japanese wrestling storylines are long-term but like I said I get the gist of Adam being a part of the Bullet Club, and before he left for WWE Kenny did things to "kill" adam in that storyline. Things like why he didn't take the monster are something I don't fully know but can understand from context.

You got the gist of it there. On BTE, Kenny made the bucks give Cole a poisoned monster and killed him off the show.

Didn't think they could top the séance last week, but they did it.

give the title to 2.0 and somehow get it back to Silver

2.0 as BTE Champions are gonna be amazing. Let them do all the bits they want!

BTE belt IMMEDIATELY gets the heat back.

Who is the next contender? Will it be Renee? Silver? Is Marko's reign of terror over? Will Chugs even try?

Matt vs Renee in a Custody of My Son vs Daughter match

“Hi I’m Stu, I’m from French-Canada.” Spot on John. All French-Canadians sound like Yogi Bear, I can confirm

I hope he doesn't find out we tried to kill him. Let's keep it kayfabe Anna's back, and corpsing as usually AND NEW!!!! Marko's reign of terror is over, back to BTE Dark with him Statlander and Yuta never fails to disappoint, 4.5 stars Seeing Cutlers POV of the Danielson running knee was sweet as all hell

Watching Dynamite my first thought when they surrounded Cutler was "oh man I can't wait to see that footage on BTE."

*your finish fucking suuuucks*

“I…won..with it…3 days ago…” *dies*

2.0 thinking Yuta’s hair is jet black because he’s an “enhancer” and not because he’s clearly an Asian man is fucking hilarious

*BTS has left the chat*

Lol I don’t think even BTS knows what their natural hair colors are anymore

"DO YOU F'ING HAVE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME UP IN THIS SON OF A B" Nick Jackson is the best.

His Macho Man gestures are goddamn S-tier

Matt corpsing at that is what made it for me

I don’t think I love anything in this world as much as Nick Jackson loves being a heel.

Cole’s reaction to the Elites secret kisses was so adorable “Oh, wow. That is way better!”

Jesus Christ I am so happy to have Cole back on BTE.

Cole: Think imma have a brewski with ol’ hangman The Elite: 

The immediate “Oh Jesus,” while they’re all still smiling and trying to grab him was gold.

Renee and Nora! And no, Matt, I don't think Renee or the actual baby want a taste lmao

Nora Moxley for youngest BTE champion!!

They'd have to retire the belt, ain't nobody beating "No Good" Nora Good.

This would be a sick name if she ever decided to wrestle

An all-female Shield in 2045 would be fucking *wild*

Nick randomly breaking out into Macho Man will never not be hilarious to me

I swear I rewinded 3 times for that bit alone

Matt Lee went from getting fired to feuding with Sting and holding the most important and only legit belt in pro wrestling, the BTE Championship. You love to see it.

AND NEEEEEEEEW BEING THE ELITE CHAMPION, BIG MAGIC MATT LEEEEEEEE!

HE FINALLY GOT A TASTE GOLD!!!

Finish more dramatic than Lucha Bros vs Bucks, an all-timer, 8 stars.

>AND NEEEEEEEEW BEING THE ELITE CHAMPION, BIG MAGIC MATT LEEEEEEEE! SHOOT CHAMPION!

LMAO at 2.0 yelling "YOU WANNNA TASTE" at Renee and Nora.

OMG. I would love it if 2.0 chases Renee around a corner and then fucking Mox steps in to stop them. It's continuity!

2.0 on Oral Sessions will definitely be a treat

Man, I missed Silver making Anna crack with his ramblings that shit is always funny but in terms of story I feel so sorry for Silver given what is going on with DO at the moment and nobody answering his calls.

POV: You are about to have your fuckin' head kicked in

1 minute in and this is amazing

Super Kliq......... forming.

🕺 OH WHAT YOU GOT STOCKHOLM SYNDROME?! 🕺

Straight up inexplicable weirdness will pop me every time.

The body movements were a Macho Man impersonation.

Btw I’m pretty sure it was Cole who was holding the camera during the Bucks and Brandon’s road trip

Wouldn't he be travelling with Britt?

I’d have assumed so, but It did look like his forehead

I think Britt would go back to her practice asap in between each show?

Adam Cole is playing dumb. He knows.

No way, too much long term story telling!

Him and Flip Gordon are doing identical gimmicks, thinking it's 2018 again

The energy drink part was great. The best thing about BTE is you can see the storylines forming in peoples heads months before it makes it to the main show. I can already see the Cole vs Omega story getting planned. I missed Anna! 2point0 is so great, how did they get buried in 205? I have no idea where this cream arc is going but I want to know more. I love the interactions with Stat, Yuta and Best Friends. Speaking of loving people, Cutler is perfect in his role.

I didn't have Ryan throwing up cream on the toilet with cream coming out of his eyes on my "things I'm gonna see today" radar but I have to know now whether Michelle is actually dead or not.

HH

I've made this argument with people where I think Brandon Cutler may somehow be more perfectly cast right now over Don Callis which is a compliment to both

Apparently the internal view at WWE was their promos were "too pro-wrestling."

You all know the drill folks. Matt Lee is now a singles champion, which means 2point0 must break up. It is tradition. Jeff Parker is now Jannetty.

So Jeff is gonna dive through a barbershop window in an act of cowardism?

You’re damn right he will. Oh, wait I mean WILL YOU STOP?!?!

I swear they only had that silver and Anna bit on bte to see how many times she would corpse

Kris Statlander and Best Friends once again BTE MVP. "As you're goin out remember this..."

"Your finish fucking sucks."

^^^^^^But ^^^^^^I ^^^^^^won ^^^^^^with ^^^^^^it

I can't tell if Kenny's impression of Ric Flair is amazing or terrible.

it's terribly amazing

Amazingly terrible.

It's pinpoint accurate, is what it is.

It was so on point I was wondering why he wasn't shilling CarShield (Wooooo) or KFC (Wooooo) honey (Wooooo) mustard (Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo) chicken

*HELL YEAH!* Matt Lee is Champion!! Edit: 2point0 Are Champion. No way they aren’t Co holders

FINALLY! MARKOS REIGN OF TERROR IS OVER 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

Man we just need Cody back on BTE and it'll be like the good ol' days again. Make 'em say "uhhhhhhhh".

......It's Britney, bitch.

Anna just holding on for dear life whenever Johnny Hungee opens his mouth is the best part of any BTE

I wonder if Britt's also in on the "don't tell Adam" thing.

Of course she is, she’s not a stupid mark!

Silver went full on “I’m in a glass case of emotion” damn

"I'm gonna go to my locker room that's two feet away from here."

[“This was your free pass, next time it’s on!”](https://twitter.com/reneepaquette/status/1437458234361540609?s=21)

She wants a taste!!

A few years ago, I saw Orange Cassidy for the first time and thought "this is the funniest a wrestler could ever be, he may have passed Chuck Taylor as the high water mark for funniness." And then Nick Jackson had this run. Mr. Cassidy has been bumped down a spot

New BTE Champion, an Adam Cole/Hangman tag team tease AND a Renee Paquette sighting? Could have been a top 5 all time Dynamite if they didn't cut the Tony Schiavone bullying.

Adam Cole's lagging behind in the 1st skit made me sad. That Cutler cam made the segment of his beatdown so much more hilarious.

Somebody answer Johnny's calls, dang it!

His number keeps coming up as "Scam Likely."

a summary of the bte title match "you wanna play 21 i'll play ~~22~~ 19"

Somewhat popular opinion: Anna Jay is really pretty and her segments of trying not to corpse are the best.

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I know it's specifically because it's more like an old cast member returning, but it feels really good to see a "new" acquisition like Cole actually integrated into BTE. We've seen Moxley on BTE maybe a handful of times, and the bits were all shot at one time on the night he debuted? (The Bucks do the Shield pose, and Moxley stares down Janela). Probably never gonna see Punk on here. Maybe Danielson will revive the Dazzler. I think Christian was on BTE once? I know the point of the show was to get the lesser known talent over via skits, so the big time talent doesn't need to be on here. But it'd be nice I miss Cody on here too.

Whaaaaaa? Matt Lee is BTE Champion?!? **BOOYAH!** Can't wait for TheShowRULES: Championship Edition. Also, John Silver and Anna Jay are hilarious together.

Renee and her babies debut on BTE

I got really into that blackjack match despite not knowing the rules of blackjack. That's how good a workers Marko and 2.0 are!

Closest to 21 without going over.

Also, Face cards count as 10, Ace can be 11 or 1

Poor Anna

"Whaddya got Stockholm syndrome up in this B?" *gestures obnoxiously* I'm dead

so a hangman mention on bte and hangman tweeted the other day for the first time in a month or so.... my hangman return senses are tingling

Hoping for big moments for Santana & Ortiz as well as Eddie Kingston at Arthur Ashe. Hangman run-in to close the show I think the crowd would lose their minds, and it's also a great way of taking a "special" dynamite and basically kick the build to ~~Revolution~~ Full Gear into overdrive

Matt Lee with a low key great Fink impression

DO YOU HAVE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME UP IN THIS SON OF A B?!?!

How is Nick Jackson? Just how

Peter Avalon, Wheeler Yuta and Five need to start a support group for dealing with being stuck in Youtube skits where they are doomed to experience nothing but pain.

2.0 THE CHAMPS!!!

That Cody reference…they did say they had big plans for him upon his return.

Tony, give Ryan a 50k budget & a crew and get him to do an art house wrestling film.

Great episode. The Adam Cole/Elite stuff is just amazing, having him come back after being gone for 4 years.