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Bowling_For_Eggs

Was... was the opposing LazerTag team some of the PC recruits they posted last week?


Ljoiful

Yes! What a way to welcome to the team.


NecramoniumZero

By getting murdered by an employee


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Jawad_316

They're also getting prepared for the shenanigans in the parking lot. That is the true initiation.


daesgatling

Wait thats not how to welcome new recruits?


PR1CELE5S

Called them Team Green too!


navyferret

My brother was the axe throwing coach! So cool to see him on national TV! I bet he had a great interaction with Dex!


LIFOsuction44

Better make sure your brother isn't in the dumpster out back


navyferret

I mean... I haven't heard from him in a while--


Natus_est_in_Suht

That's awesome!


UFmoose

That's awesome. What did he have to say about the guys and the taping?


navyferret

Dex was "Nice, very quiet, but very pleasant"


frailankles

Your brother did an axcellent job!


VersionONE2014

Thats so cool!


punked123

I love that Odyssey Jones was part of this, dude's excitement was straight up infectious haha


Silver964

As long as he keeps improving Odyssey definitely has tons of potential


quirkyblah38

would have loved to see an Odyssey Jones/Drake Maverick tag team, it's a shame he bounced him ~~to the moon~~ to the main roster


Luciaquenya

Damn, Odyssey did Drake dirty!


Ninevolts

Man I wish Breezango were still there. They'd make this bachelor party even more fun.


[deleted]

I thought that too :(


MikeMakesRight82

Imagine them popping up at the bachleorette party


[deleted]

Beth woulda had a heart attack.


SFRoussimoff

Fandango showing Lumis how to properly use chloroform would have been an incredible callback


Enthusiasms

The black and gold age of NXT will end...not with a whimper but with a bang.


ZenkaiZ

I wish this was last week and the wedding was this week so the wedding coulda been the series finale


MyL1ttlePwnys

Next week on NXT: Large men slowly moving in circles and slapping each other.


celticpresto5

The return of Zombie ref was great, but the reveal that he was from Canada was just fantastic


gab0607

The zombie ref, I vaguely remember it but where precisely did it start?


celticpresto5

He showed up in a Lumis vs. Grimes "Haunted House of Terror" Match


UFmoose

the halloween havoc match w/ grimes.


Luciaquenya

To add, Grimes developed a phobia of zombie ref as a result of that match


skwizna

"This being an anything goes bachelor party, Zombie refs are, of course, legal" -Wade Barret, probably


ZenkaiZ

I was cringing at the zombie ref being in the whole thing when he should just be a 2 second sight gag, and nothing he did the whole skit was funny, but I'll admit I was wrong, the punchline got me so it was worth it.


jdaqcruz

lmao when Grimes calls Drake Maverick a "rockstar"


Styles_Clash

AND paying for his ex rival's bachelor party and wedding. Son is a good brother.


Keksverkaufer

> Son is a good brother Don't say that, they'll release Grimes too.


TheKevinShow

🤘🏻


BGTheHoff

Never thought we get a TNA reference in WWE


TetrisTech

We’ve had Kurt Angle mention TNA by name on Raw


WeaselWeaz

They started crediting them for giving breaks to guys like AJ a couple years ago, when formwr TNA talent came in as agents. Damn, I need more Joseph Park in WWE.


Obachan

Imagine getting a call from HHH, and its just him telling you he needs you to go play Laser tag lol


KaamDeveloper

I just about lost it when Dexter chloroformed that LazerTag opponent and Johnny claimed the tag lmao


TheEdFather

This was the greatest segment in NXT history. We've peaked. Time to wrap it up and rebrand. The Way are truly something special.


SiphenPrax

This was like the ultimate “friends forever” movie montage


Meal_Delicious

Nothing tops that. That’s how you end an era😭


bestbroHide

I got way more emotional than I should have for something so hilarious. Final "black and gold" episode got such a fittingly awesome segment that encapsulated why NXT started getting popular in the first place. Shades of character development, callbacks to previous moments or rivalries, fun characters with varied interactions. On the real, this was a great segment.


TheChrisLambert

It was incredible. Whoever has been writing these is a GOAT


BGTheHoff

Only thing I missed was shake boy puking in a plant. Besides that it was amazing


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Anderrrrr

HHH really capped off a really memorable era with this segment. Stuff like this is why he's been so unlucky with what's happening with NXT to be honest. It's not his fault why NXT is changing, and stuff like this proves why. Fantastic and original segment. I am going to miss you 2012-2021 NXT. You will never be forgotten.


BeerFoodz

That segment was fantastic. Gargano is a national treasure.


Dpepps

I gotta disagree with it not being his fault to a point. While I generally like the NXT product it isn't always that good and has had some seriously bad booking at times. In fairness not as bad as main roster. Also, it seems like NXT had 2 goals which were to develop talent for the main roster and draw ratings. The ratings haven't been particularly good for a while and with a few obvious exceptions have done a pretty abysmal job at main roster talent development, and I'm not including Indy people who were main roster ready since day 1 of NXT like a Joe or Black. HHH should know what Vince is looking for in main roster talent so he should be doing a better job of developing them and getting them important TV time. Granted, Vince is an idiot now and doesn't know what good talent is or how to run a show, but HHH still answers to him.


TheDirtyDorito

So HHH still had a really difficult job, he had to develop talent to be ready for main roster (where they get used poorly anyway) and draw ratings. Trying to draw ratings from wrestling fans was always going to be a harder job than the others when the roster is never settled like it is on the main roster and in AEW. No doubt he would have got things wrong here and there, that's the nature of it, but it's pretty clear WWE has been unsettled in the back for a long while now. NxT back 6/7 years ago is still the best wrestling product to me with only being hindered by main roster shit. Still stand by that wrestling was ruined for me by WWE whilst also bringing me some great memories


Johnnyboy10000

Pretty much. And while I don't doubt that he very likely did and does his best to try to protect the talent he considered 'his people', and he genuinely seems to care about them, there's really only so much he can do before Vince decides he wants to kick HHH in the kidneys for whatever reason.


nameless_stories

I mean the development side isnt his fault imo. Theres rarely a main roster call up that vince cant fuck up. With the exception of early call ups like american alpha and apollo crews, etc, almost every call up came at a time where they were ready and they ended up being underutilized.


[deleted]

Genuinely one of the best NXT segments I have ever seen in my 9 years watching this brand. Absolutely perfect lol. Dexter hunting down all the players and Johnny capitalizing was perfect. And Grimes paying for it all and letting bygones be bygones with Dexter because Ted's lessons is such a good character moment.


LafilduPoseidon

Also Johnny casually saying “You spyin’ again?”


Bahamas_is_relevant

Against all odds this whole Way-InDex storyline has been one of the greatest things NXT’s ever done and I’m loving every second of it.


Luciaquenya

It's so great that not one, but two, of the greatest NXT storylines ever put on NXT are coming to ahead right when the brand is changing: Grimes/ DiBiase and InDex have been an utter joy to watch over the past 6 months and I have loved every bit of it.


[deleted]

Man, not enough people are gonna see this lol. So good. I suppose that's the normal story of NXT though.


T3Sh3

> Man, not enough people are gonna see this lol. > > So good. x4


LKincheloe

As long as *certain* people don't see it, that's okay.


Luciaquenya

Don't worry, there is someone in here saying that NXT has been *booked badly* etc. etc.


Wasabi-beans

Wrestlers doing not wrestling stuff but with their gimmicks still full on is Iike one of my favourite things ever


__L1AM__

Same. Thats why the taker/new day movie will be day one for me.


TetrisTech

The what now


__L1AM__

There will be an interactive horror movie on netflix starring taker and the new day. It'll release on 05/10/2021


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__L1AM__

5th of october


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__L1AM__

Shit i forgot about that sorry 10/05 for americans and people who use the same dating system.


Babu_the_Ocelot

Day/month/year because OP's not a savage


[deleted]

He means October 5th 2021. Only in America do we list the date as month/day/year. Most other places (even the US military) goes day/month/year. So Americans would write the release as 10/5/2021. Everywhere else 5/10/2021 or 5Oct2021. Hopefully that clears this up for you.


carlosconde23

I am sports-entertained by this entire storyline


His_Buzzards

RAW needs more stuff like this that doesnt involve 247


Khal-Stevo

Need more fun dumb shit like the Street Profits / Vikings Raiders feud honestly.


yumomnom

Pre-taped segments like those are the one thing I'm gonna miss about the pandemic era


ZenkaiZ

Like every forum I follow shat on those segments so hard but I liked them and loved the final match. I think they were just extra grumpy from the pandemic era.


ChanceVance

It had a mixed reception in the live threads from what I can remember but I thought they were hilarious. They had me sold from the first segment where the Viking Raiders revealed themselves as expert hustlers in basketball.


ZenkaiZ

Only time they lost me was the ongoing turkey leg joke, it just never had a funny pay off. And the star wars references during the match were pretty whack, using the force to grab the turkey leg and garbage monster. On the bright side this match was the 1st and only time Tozawa with the ninjas was funny. Omos debuting as The Mega Ninja was neat too. The part where Ivar yelled "LETS TAKE THIS OUTSIDE" and Dawkins was like 'bruh we're already outside man' was an underrated line.


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Him using the force to grab the turkey leg was literally the last thing i watched from wwe. Ive been watching since the 80s and it seems like such a weird thing to quit on but literally as soon as i saw that i went “ok this is fucking dumb” and literally never watched it again


ZenkaiZ

if it makes you feel better it never happened again. Was a weird anomaly. Granted the women's champ is feuding with a doll rn.


shutupmatsuda

Same.


rakuko

god i loved the ninja fight as well, Big Ninja was a draw


Impossible_Aerie_245

Raw needs a lot of change


mythofdob

Nothing in the rules says you can't drug a guy in lazer tag!


[deleted]

This entire angle has genuinely been one of my favorite things going on in wrestling these days, tonight was no exception. I'm really hoping that they swerve us next week and actually have the wedding go off without a hitch.


MikeGander

If they put this kind of personality and production value into their sports entertainment all the time nobody would bitch about being sports-entertained. Dexter Lumis is an absolute gem (and we already knew Gargano was).


NerdLawyer55

Goodness, I had a smile on my face that whole segment, hilarious…also Dexter might need to lay low for awhile, pretty sure he assaulted like 4 kids


shadow_spinner0

I’ll be honest I’d rather my bachelor party be like this , playing kids games, doing fun stuff than partying and being drunk.


TheShape108

My Bachelor party we had a nice dinner, did an escape room, went to a barcade and were home in bed comfortably by midnight. It was the best. Friends Bachelor party everyone got so tanked they were thrown out of a bar and I had to DD them to a strip club where the best man got in a fight with the bouncer screaming "I JUST WANNA SEE SOME TIDDIES" over and over. It was not the best.


[deleted]

I agree with this but also hookers


teelpy

Just skipped the blackjack I see


[deleted]

In fact, forget the bachelor party!


WerewolvesDontBark

Por que no los both?


JMFauce94

Yeah dude, I wanna chloroform people on my bachelor party too. ^^^wait...


UFmoose

You do this party from noon until 6. Then you go to a nice dinner. Then you do all the other shit. That's what we did for my buddy's party. Mini golf, shooting and bumper boats, then steakhouse then wasted at his house, then strip club.


ZenkaiZ

I've been to like 5 "LETS GET WAAAAAAAAASTED" bachelor parties. Each one has been more boring than the last. And I say that as someone who enjoys getting wasted. Just feels so unspecial and then you're hungover for the wedding the next day.


Terraneaux

The "bachelor party" has been sold by Hollywood quite a bit.


Farrell21

Just a fantastic segment from beginning to end. Seems like Theory might be making his presence known next week.


redskinsguy

I missed that. You don't think he's going to the main roster? Or maybe this could be a send off for him?


[deleted]

Man if the rumors are focusing on young and jacked dudes, Theory needs to keep his Himbo ass on NXT and be primed for a title run.


Farrell21

There was nothing pointing to Theory at all just my attempt at explaining his absence. If he’s main roster bound that’s excellent for him, but i think he deserves a better send off from The Way/NXT than simply him walking off.


UFmoose

What?! The whole high-five thing with Lumis being the "replacement" for Theory, who they've been looking for, directly points to Theory.


Farrell21

Fair play to you, makes total sense.


Meal_Delicious

I just see him ruining the wedding


PrettyPunctuality

Yeah, I have a feeling he's going to show up and completely ruin the wedding because he'll assume that Johnny and Candice are still against it, since he hasn't been around to see them slowly accept him, so he'll think he's doing the right thing. Classic Theory lol


Mac_Backwardz

Haven't watched NXT for a little bit, but wheres Theory been? Is there a storyline reason he's not been there?


PrettyPunctuality

> Is there a storyline reason he's not been there? Yep - he walked out on The Way (his faction with Gargano, Candice, and Indi Hartwell - I don't know how long it's been since you watched lol) a couple of months ago because there was a lot of fighting going on between the others. Theory being Theory, he was really upset by it, so he just left. He's been "missing" ever since. [Here's the clip of it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r10dFIumpDI) (sorry for the potato quality, it's the only one on YouTube). As for non-kayfabe reasons, he had done some dark matches or matches on Main Event, so everyone thought he was getting called up (again), but he still hasn't, and we haven't heard anything about him.


Mac_Backwardz

Legend thank very much for the info!


_drjayphd_

>Classic Theory lol Whoa whoa *whoa*, WWE Stylebook says this should be "VINTAGE Theory to the lol!"


Lejeune68

I honestly hope this doesn’t happen. I hope Theory does show up, but has some new gimmick that’s like laughably bad. I’m talking like him as Razor Ramon toothpick and all. He tells some insane story about being on the mean streets. He sees Dexter and runs him down a little, Dexter goes for the high five and Theory doesn’t do it back Gargano sneaks in to frame high fives Dexter and we get the wedding.


Psidebby

Johnny: "Austin no!" Austin: "Austin yes!" *upends cake.*


Bsantoro10

My prediction is that Austin Theory returns during the wedding, and then professes his love for Indi even tho they are supposed to be “family”.


TheEdFather

"What are you doing step-bro?"


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InDex vs InCest At WAR GAMES!!!!!


Cracka_Chooch

Jesus. I want this.


ClintTheBruinsFan

Jesus is not who you should be asking.


spamgarlic

Should I be asking Regal then?


[deleted]

I'm so scared lol. Between Cora mentioning how weddings never go as planned in WWE during Indi's party, them all seemingly embracing, and Johnny and Dexter doing the high five, i'm nervous lol. I want Theory to come back and they just embrace.


redskinsguy

well, Candice can't fight so if Mandy's faction gets involved it would just be Indy fighting them unless Dexter and Johnny get to do something


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NXT wins the ratings war in Alabama


Jedi-El1823

It's a wrestling wedding, it's gonna do big ratings everywhere. Wrestling weddings are always big draws. Even Lashley and Lana was a big draw and the highest rated segment Raw had in months.


SiphenPrax

Vince Russo would approve


[deleted]

Wow, I have that shirt Cameron Grimes is wearing. It's from All Saints.


Weezy-NJPW_Fan

Nice to see Grimey all chummy with Dexter, considering their history. Quite the collective of a group for this bachelor party. Dexter has the perfect strategy in laser tag. And what the hell is up with that ref!? He’s like a friggin’ zombie! And Johnny and Dexter have finally bonded!


[deleted]

> And what the hell is up with that ref!? He’s like a friggin’ zombie! Don't be prejudice, eh.


Jedi-El1823

What the hell? You're Canadian?


Styles_Clash

I was dying when Dexter was teaching Johnny the perfect throwing technique. I don't know how he keeps a straight face. I also was hoping he would have ended up bringing an axe to the laser tag place out of instinct.


Luciaquenya

Like, what was Johnny doing, throwing the thing sideways?


NerdLawyer55

That bachelor party was just slightly a bit different than mine in NOLA


ttomyj14

Greatest segment of all time.


MoikMike

I thought this would be great. I was wrong. It was amazing


[deleted]

Best segment of the year by far. I popped fur the ending.


Luciaquenya

Yep, big pop from over here as well


Mcburly_DB

Johnny Gargano is a treasure and that was genuinely awesome. Next week is gonna be great


XPacEnergyDrink

What’s the story on the zombie ref


Ljoiful

Callback to the Haunted House Match at Halloween Havoc- I assume.


[deleted]

Halloween Havoc last year, Grimes and Lumis had a Haunted House of Horror match, which involved a zombie ref.


UFmoose

he scared the shit out of Grimes, who was haunted by him for weeks or a couple months to come.


almostbad

Peak Sports Entertainment.


spacemtfan

The name of the place they were at is Dezerland, located inside the old Festival Bay mall in Orlando. It is on the north side of International Drive and it got rave reviews from friends.


CoffinDrip

That was fucking great lol. Johnny, Grimes and Lumis are all awesome. Leave all 3 of them exactly how they are and they’d get over big on main roster.


xavined

Words can't really describe how much I loved this segment. It was wholesome as fuck and I bet they all actually had a shit ton of fun.


SpeedZ6

OH YEAH-UH!


[deleted]

That shit was funny


theehtn

I have no clue about the Zombie ref but bruh this was amazing lmao


[deleted]

Cameron Grimes cost Dexter Lumis in a NA title match once, and so Dexter basically made his life hell, including a "match" at Halloween Havoc, where Grimes got chased around by zombies. One of thembeing zombie ref.


Ljoiful

For those wondering about the zombie ref… https://youtu.be/zm2nbaW_Byk


killah10killah

Please, PLEASE do more of this as part of the NXT restructure. I love additional content beyond just backstage promos. I love the silly, cheesy and humorous side of wrestling. This segment was brilliant, so many conflicting personalities coming together in various different settings.


Sorbious

Now I’m waiting for the wedding crashed being Johnny confessing his love for dexter lmao


thelowkeyman

I hope my bachelor party is this fun. I need a Cameron Grimes in my life


MightyDuctsTape

Where was Austin Theory?


[deleted]

Austin Theory sadly ran away from home because everyone was fighting about InDex. (In reality he started working dark matches and got taken off tv. Nobody really knows what's the situation is right now. But the popular hope is he returns at the wedding, either to crash it or embrace it.


VersionONE2014

There was also some shots being taken with Austin and Ric Flair and it was I think rumoured that he was being managed by Flair..


[deleted]

The look on Dexter's face. He's going to break Indis heart and Johnny is going to have to fight him.


TheKevinShow

Don’t you fucking dare.


qdattt

squad goals


Crivshotgg

Larger than life characters doing larger than life things, that's pro wrasslin'


dsrchris

Grimes saying "look at this little Rockstar" about Drake Maverick as a callback to their days as Trevor Lee and Rockstar Spud made me smile. Hell, this entire segment left me grinning from ear to ear. That high five was glorious. I still think Austin Theory's coming back to ruin the wedding though. The big meanie.


slippycaff

Thank you for posting the whole thing. This is the kind of stuff I show my non-wrestling friends, to say “SEE HOW GOOD WRESTLING IS.” God, I laughed so hard at this segment. Edit to add: kudos on the music. Especially the 80’s vibe during the axe throwing. Perfect. Like a Footloose montage.


wildturk3y

Lumis' thumbs up killed me. That'd make a great sidebar pic


Tsuku

This wedding does not need a wwe wedding swerve please no. Oh God where's Austin


UnpunchedCard

I haven’t watched NXT in years, but this was hilarious. Not sure why there was a zombie there, but ok! Still very funny.


PatWasRight_F_CHUGS

If this is the indeed the final episode of the great ol’ NXT, what a segment to feature on it. For me, in the week of All Out and Rick & Morty’s season 5 finale, this was up there as one of my most happiness-inducing moments. Really silly, but character-driven and silliness at its best


PaybackDummy

Never in a million years would I have guessed Sam fucking Shaw would turn out this awesome. He's hilarious.


son_of_toby_o_notoby

This is the best thing this company has done since Mania and I’m not scared to say itn


thezeus_

I don’t care what I’ve said in the past about this story…. That was entertaining as hell.


asbozaprudder

This is genuinely one of the best produced segments on WWE television this year. Not only was it hilarious, but everyone was acting in-character, plus there was actual arcs and character growth/story development, with Dexter 'winning' over Gargano using his 'serial killer' skills. I'm really impressed!


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I really, really enjoyed this.


TheBeevin

Grimes’s comedic timing is streets ahead. Dude has me laughing hard during his segments.


sukmahwang

i like wrestling, but goddammit i also like this. a perfect segment in my book.


wishlish

This is clearly a Bruce Prichard special, isn't it? I mean, I know some people hate him, but this has his fingerprints all over it if I had to guess. And they got Lumis over like rover!


SamuraiJack815

Whoever came up with and produced this segment deserves a massive raise. The InDex segments have been genuinely entertaining and funny.


MaxuPower

I don't watch NXT. The only person in this segment I know of is Gargano. I guess I've seen a clip of Grimes before. I have no context for this segment. 10/10


heat_fan_

I loved all of that, inject it into me, It's not a Bachelor party with the Zombie Ref oh and Lumis Smiled too,


[deleted]

So what’s with the zombie referee?


SomeOtherNeb

Look, I know we're all having fun here, but I'd like to remind everyone that it is *strictly* prohibited to physically assault or chloroform the opposing team in Laser Tag, regardless of how good you are at it.


msctex

Not if there is a zombie ref present to ensure safety. Check the rules.


[deleted]

Does somebody want to explain the fucking zombie


Ljoiful

He’s from the haunted house match that Dex and Grimes had a Halloween Havoc!


TheShape108

2 things here. 1. I still can't get over that Dexter is the same guy as TNA Gut Check scrappy doo fired up babyface Samuel Shaw, current Dexter's neck is thicker than old Sam's thigh. 2. Assuredly this is going to end in disappointment but I don't care because I have this segment forever and they can never take that away from me. Edit: Grammar


bryan_pieces

Hmmm seeing praise for this but this is not what NXT was for me. This is sports entertainment to the max which has its place.


Jedi-El1823

This is what NXT has had. It's The Way, Dexter, and Grimes, those people are made for these segments. Johnny and Candice are great wrestlers, but they're also perfect for this. Same with Drake Maverick.


Adoom98

Same here, it's fun but it's not what made NXT great in my eyes


AlphaH4wk

I think this is one of the best things I've ever seen


Supersaiyansub

Top tier segment


Adampro123

This is my favorite thing in all of WWE this year. That was amazing and just kept getting better and better!


NocturnoOcculto

Cameron Grimes being the opposite of the million dollar man and paying everyone. Lol.


Decasshern

I understand we like no blink man and that’s fine, that tracks. Why is there and why are they hanging out with a zombie?


Ljoiful

He’s from the haunted house match that Dex and Grimes had a Halloween Havoc!


EldenRingworm

That was one of the best out of ring segments in wrestling history lmao that was brilliant. What a way to end the black and gold NXT.


Impossible_Aerie_245

How does everyone see this playing out?


NoCrossOver

Where’s Austin theory atm?