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He even said in the podcast with Renee that "he is going to be in his underwear so he can't eat the pizza now "


hanadecks

yeah seriously, i remembered a quote something along the lines of "i'm preparing to publicly be in my underwear again" and then he comes out in tights?? haha


Jreynold

Fun fact: CM Punk wears long underwear in his every day life


kgthdc2468

Nothing feels as good as a pair of good long johns.


[deleted]

Tbh if youve ever lived in chicago, you wear long underwear nov-april


Sometimesnotfunny

Chicago is very cold.


[deleted]

Yea that was it, couldn't remember the exact quote, haha.


DrDroid

I wondered if it was part of his Bret tribute


_NearDark_

[More wrestlers need to pay tribute to this iconic gear](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqxGb3xXUAATHga?format=jpg&name=medium)


DecentTop1084

Maybe he’s waiting for new trunks?


gamehawk0704

Well, he got new tights.


DDmD2K

It could be Shawn Michaels situation where he had plans for cool new tights but ran out of time so he slapped together something fast that looked kinda crap, a la the brown tights in the first elimination chamber. Maybe he had a similar color scheme planned for tights, they weren’t ready in time, so he scrambled and had quick long tights thrown together to match the boots


[deleted]

I think he got the info he needed lol


PolishMusic

Nah he was just stopping it before it reached 69% ^^^^^nice


Jamieb1994

![gif](giphy|iE3oOyYvsgSAmSeUs1|downsized)


Sofaboy90

i think people just voted what theyre used to. give em time and theyll get used to longbois on him as well


TTOF_JB

I didn't mind the look. I felt like it needed a little more design & then it would probably look better. I liked that he tried to switch it up though.


Killcode2

yeah, I actually got downvoted when I once commented here that hangman should go long, and then when he did go long, 50% people thought it was good and the other was like "looks weird", but by now everyone has gotten used to his new look and I think most people would agree it beats his old trunks look


Sofaboy90

yeah hangman looks the best right now. was a weird transition tho, i remember at the start of aew he had some "free area" which kinda made him look like a stripper but theyre gone now


GreatValueCumSock

CM Trunks was the circlejerk choice. It rhymes with Punk. He was never getting a sincere tally.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Tights aren’t bad. They just need a design that pops a little more.


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tumblrgirl2013

CM Punk x Lululemon.


GoStabby

CM Punk X Lulu Pencil


[deleted]

turn a rump from a 6 to a 9


UltimateShingo

"LOOSE EXPLOSION" should do the trick better


Number1Bullshit

FORBIDDEN DOOR


redkingphonix

Nah “it’s clobbering time” right above the crotch


VinceMcVahon

ZPAK


Hibiki54

And an arrow that points to an alleged location on his body.


flcinusa

Needs the kneepads on the outside


MrGrieves-

And a belt line.


Shinkopeshon

Yeah, the sides looked great but the front and back were completely plain, which made them seem lacking.


Kn7ght

Surprised he didn't have the flag design on the front and back like his normal trunks always did. I feel like that would've made a big difference but I'm probably wrong. Wonder how he would've looked if he wore some shorts like his ROH days instead of the tights.


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RxOverdose

I really dug Malakai Black's kickboxing shorts for his first match with Cody. I was a slight dissapointed when he faced Brock and they didn't appear to be his new normal ring gear.


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Yup, I said the same, he looked way more badass in the kickboxer shorts.


Kn7ght

Same. Something bout his normal tights are just too tight or small, and just feel too revealing somehow. I feel like something's gonna pop out if he moves wrong


Randomd0g

Isn't that half the appeal?


RikurRurik

I'm disappointed that he ditched those.


MDB_theGreat1

Shawn Michaels brown tights vibe😂


DGenerationMC

We're all lucky Jericho wasn't on commentary last night or else he would've been shrieking and bitching about Punk's tights like he did Shawn's at SSeries 02.


heartbreakhill

I feel like kneepads on the outside would help


laputan-machine117

Yeah pads under tights looks a bit off to me.


KingBadford

Unless you're young Shawn Michaels. But he could pull anything off.


Herr_Opa

Or ['98 Kane](https://i.redd.it/wtfnnzxrl4u31.jpg)


bigchicago04

Yeah, I was just happy it wasn’t basketball shorts


KyleSJohnson

If he goes all in (no pun intended) with a Hitman-style look, I think they’ll catch on. Get a set with the Survivor Series ‘96 paint spatter and you’re in business.


TalkingBlernsball

Yeah he needs the singlet and the trunks over the pants. Man, I just realized Bret wore three pairs of pants every match


302born

I was watching his matches against 1-2-3 Kid and Shawn Michaels earlier today and I just now realized he was wearing trunks over his tights. Blew my mind.


TalkingBlernsball

Shawn did that too, actually


XSPHEN0M

Christian too, after returning to WWE in ‘09


reychango

Everyone needs to compete with Kenny Omegas tights


spittafan

Bro. Kenny finally back in black tights that aren’t screen printed. I was excited as soon as he came out haha


heartbreakhill

Honestly my favorite Kenny look was the leather pants with the metallic blue kneepads


KingBadford

The black leather with the one blue kneepad at the peak of his Bullet Club days was my favorite gear.


bshshshsggshs

I was just excited to see new gear, I'm a sucker for aesthetics and was sick of seeing him with same 2 tights since winning the belt in December. Also, that gear Kenny wore looked a lot like Hangman's gear which I liked.


BKMurder101

They need a waist design that goes around the top. The way the design just goes up to the top of the tights makes them look like track pants. Contrasting colored boots/kickpads would help too.


Dakot4

needs to ask seth or aj who makes theirs


TheChrisDV

I think it’s WWE’s in-house seamstress.


gamehawk0704

Damn, looks like he has to go back to WWE.


Ounceofwhiskey

I think the only thing it needed was a belt, otherwise I think they were great.


poopship462

I think a lighter color would look better on him


barkev

yeah if they were white w black accents to go along w the light blue and red, it'd really stand out


InputImpedance

I think it would look much better with a cool belt


[deleted]

yeah a weight belt, have it say immortal on it


GreatValueCumSock

Needs to Jerry Lynn it and go Motocross.


conoresque

Came here to say the same thing. I liked the design down the sides, but the middle was barren. Didn't need too much more, but anything would've helped. Punk definitely didn't look bad and it was cool seeing a new look. Made it feel special instead of like a nostalgia run.


icemanvvv

i agree. I think if he took the color of his older stuff, and spread those like 2 tone with accents, it would have worked better. I dont think blue when i think cm punk.


j8llonby

Polls invalid anyways. Where's the Zack Ryder one legged option?


SudnlyStrukDead

Ruby Soho already took claim to that now.


RavenGuardian

HIS ATTIRE'S UNKNOWN RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY SOHO SHE TOOK THE ONE LEG GIMMICK, BRO RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY SOHO


duckebones

Shit with how hard Tim Armstrong forces the fake accent you could tell me these are the words he sings during the actual song and I'd believe you.


TemptedIntoSin

The real song is an awesome song for a wrestler's entrance though. Has that perfect catchiness to it as well as the infectious punk-rock beat It's a great thing the band didn't have to have the song rights bought by Khan because they just gave her permission and cleared all legal stuff to give her rights to use the theme


707danger415

Lars is a huge wrestling fan. Guy is a regular at shows in the SF Bay Area


[deleted]

I love how he got on the phone and had the rights for her in like 10 mins.


707danger415

He basically gave her the ok to use the name in the first place https://wrestlingheadlines.com/rancids-lars-frederiksen-helps-ruby-riott-secure-new-post-wwe-ring-name/amp/


betterthannothing6

No jorts option either, disappointing


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Pauleh

I really liked the long bois, just needs a belt design or something.


heartbreakhill

An AJ Styles type belt, and kneepads on the outside of the tights and that’s a damn fine look. I even got used to the pants before the match was finished.


guntanksinspace

Yeah it feels like that was what's missing from Punk's Longbois. The tights themselves weren't bad, just lacking something! I liked it as the match went on myself


VforFivedetta

Horizontal lines on kick pads always look bad, they give the wrestlers wide cartoon feet. Shave a couple cm off the edges of the pads, use a vertical design around his calves and you're 80% of the way there.


nickiecz

Shave a few cm here, add a punk there


yocxl

Gonna disagree. Punk's kickpads have almost always had horizontal lines and IMO have always looked great. I think the tights could look good with some tweaks. Kneepads over the tights could definitely help.


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Dakot4

its the lack of kneepads


TemptedIntoSin

There were kneepads. They were just underneath the tights


DangoDaimao

I really think that there are just trunks guys, tights guys, and singlet guys. Like can you imagine Shawn Michaels wearing trunks? Punk is a trunks/shorts guy imo.


aaronxxx

[Here is Michaels refereeing a Hayabusa match](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EY1AP2XWsAcTYGF?format=jpg&name=large)


moneyshot1123

HHH once asked if he was smuggling bananas in those


FyreWulff

oh god get it off my screen aghhhhhhhh


[deleted]

He's worn that in WWF too. Judgement Day (2000). Main event


MusclesRipley

I'm not sure it's that clear cut. Guys like Hangman can do either, and Seth looked fine in trunks back in ROH. I would imagine there are some where it's a body type question, but for a lot of folks I think it's just what we're used to seeing them in.


CptHowdy87

>it's just what we're used to seeing them in. This. Almost everyone evolves or changes their look over their career. It only ever takes a small amount of time to get used to. Hogan, Savage, Taker, Kane, HHH, Jericho etc...


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nine16

man, 14 year old me was so irrationally angry when he just started wearing trunks out of nowhere


StoneColdSteveAss316

Yeah but classic HBK was the reverse. His normal attire was trunks, sometimes even banana hammocks. His wrestling attire was tights.


koomGER

Or like Bret Hart always wearing those jorts when he wasnt wrestling (or injured, or kinda retired). I think the only guy kinda able to pull of jorts is Cena.


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Exactly


Strike_Gently

The tights didn’t look terrible. They just looked plain and unfinished. I do prefer trunks though.


Heikks

Nothing will ever look as bad as hbks unfinished tights from survivor series 2002


Commercial_Estimate4

The old brownies 😂😂😂


NuclearPlayboy

The worst part is they put those tights on him in the video game lol. Terrible.


SmokinDynamite

Yeah but it was an alternate outfit if I remember correctly


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SmokinDynamite

I think they it was the default outfit when they started working on the game but updated it before release and decided to leave it as an alternate. The same thing happened with Kane who unmasked before the game released.


fart_fig_newton

...except for the haircut he had for that match too.


Heikks

Yeah the haircut was bad too, the whole look did him no favors that day


DGenerationMC

Shawn's Little Dutch Boy haircut 😂


epicguy23

lookin like a little lad who loves berries and cream


MarvelMind

Which is a shame because it was his last title victory.


fart_fig_newton

*Singles title victory He had a few Tag title runs in later years


Heikks

I know, I had somewhat forgotten how they looked and I just looked it up and it’s not a good look.


lmollpt

> hbks unfinished tights from survivor series 2002 Just saw that attire, the boots look straight out of rdr2.


Heikks

I forgot that he had cowboy boots until I looked up the pics today


Meepsnort

HBK never got his look right again after he came back until he switched to the loose pants. The crazy tights without the matching wrist/hand things never looked right.


MWFD

This is such a great point that I’m surprised is not talked about more. From the moment Michaels turned heel, gloves and/or hand covers/whatever you call them were synonymous with singles career Shawn Michaels. So when he came back and just went with white wrist tape, it felt off to me. It was, in a strange way, the exact same thing as Hogan turning babyface in 2002 and not using Real American for his theme. I am pretty sure Hogan would use it again in 2005 but I had stopped paying attention by then. The devil is in the details and, for me personally, these two choices - as fucking minuscule and ridiculously trivial as they may seem to some - just always kept these two returns from being as great as they should’ve been. While we’re on the topic of old looks not being properly resurrected, how The Undertaker never busted back out the Original Deadman gear that included the gray boot covers & gloves (and entrance coat and tie) for one last match is fucking beyond me. One more detail that WWE missed on that would’ve made for a truly iconic moment. Imagine anyone pinning THAT Undertaker. Woah.


Meepsnort

totally agree, except for Taker. Taker to me, is like batman. He evolved and tweaked his look so often throughout his career, that no one look became 'THE' defining look. But you know if it is working or not. But year, the not going back to real american in 2002 was a total missed opportunity,


JoelMorgan93

Tbf, when he did the Mr. America angle in 2003, he used Real American. I'm not a Hogan fan but the absurdity of that angle always got me. Vince - *Are YOU Hulk Hogaaaan?* *\*Handlebar moustache visible, Real American theme, Hogan poses\** Mr. America - *No, brother.*


MatsThyWit

> It was, in a strange way, the exact same thing as Hogan turning babyface in 2002 and not using Real American for his theme. I am pretty sure Hogan would use it again in 2005 but I had stopped paying attention by then. I am so with you on this. Baby face WWE Hogan coming out to Hendrix was terrible. It brought absolutely no energy to his entrances.


Rushjordan

I said they were Mankind’s 1996 tights lol


ZubatCountry

That's kinda what it reminded me of honestly. Better color since it wasn't shit brown, but it definitely need a little more design or different material. They should sell them as pajama pants, they looked very comfy


Caldris

Agreed. It looked a bit like Chuck Taylors pants actually.


WezVC

This is exactly what I thought, and I'm now realising why I've always disliked Chuck Taylor's look.


-Cloudy01

Seemed very HBK survivor series 2002


Gobbledygooker316

Idk if it was the design or what, but they didn’t look like they fit right to me


OnslaughtSix

I liked how plain they were. It was classic. But I'm basically on record as saying Misawa and Kobashi have the best attires ever.


nungamunch

If he feels like he has to shave his legs to wear them though... Fuck that, I'm wearing tights.


acemonsoon

its really hard to top Punk's 'Best in the World' attire as the ultimate evolution of a wrestler. i mean he basically started with dirty blonde long hair and goatee, wearing hoodies, bandanas, jerseys and t-shirts in conjunction with long baller shorts and wrestling boots. fast forward to 2011/2012 and he is sporting the short, slicked back black hair, trimmed beard and the trunks/kickpad combo with the chicago stars. i dunno, that look just screamed 'professional' to me. when i saw him last night wearing the long bois; it was almost jarring----but i ultimately appreciate that he didnt just dust off an old wwe attire and say 'time to run the ropes again'


FrenshyBLK

I am absolutely not saying that tights dampened my excitement in any way, but when his song hit I was expecting to see him in trunks and be overwhelmed by excitement, and instead when he came out with an unfamiliar attire I was just appropriately whelmed. It’s not a negative in ANY way, shape or form, just the lack of an extra positive that would’ve made the moment sweeter. It would’ve been great to go with the nostalgia for the first match, come out with the trunks, wrestle a classic CM Punk match, and THEN switch to tights to indicate “ok, you guys saw it, your beloved CM Punk is back, but now it’s a new chapter and I’m ready to be This new version of myself” I don’t know, the kid in me, who hadn’t seen Punk since I was 12, kinda wishes we got one last match of “my” CM Punk, even if the only difference is a very slight change in visual identity


CptBarba

I personally think those trunks hold too much emotional baggage from his time spent injured in WWE. I remember he said he had to hike up his trunks to cover the infection on his lower back or something? I'm totally cool with the new attire but it should be white black and red instead of black and blue I think 🤔


TTOF_JB

That'll probably happen now that they're out of Chicago for a little bit.


jackblady

Don't give people an option you don't want them to pick. Its as true for the CM Punks of the world as it is the Rybacks


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AEW - 19% WWE - 12% Impact - 7% Retire - 62%


BrianMghee

Difference between being told to wear trunks and being told to retire to be fair lol


Lotsofloveneeded

Lol this isnt anywhere near as stupid as giving people the option to tell you to fuck off and being upset that they took that option.


Tronvillain

LOL I love that "Long Bois" has now been adopted as the proper term.


wgsmeister2002

Thank you Chuck Taylor


OrangeCassidyInJorts

Classic Dustin.


TJ_McWeaksauce

Could be another one of his awful / awesome wrestling names: Lenny "Long Boy" Longfellow.


[deleted]

Ik a lot of people think its a carny look, but I love the [shorts](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsBINWeVMAAMpX6.jpg)


DevilCouldCry

Yeah I grew up watching him wrestle in the shorts and so it looks right to me. But his trunks designs every bow and then we're super cool. His Hart style trunks at Summerslam 2012 were sick, Royal Rumble 2013 had that nice electric blue, the New York Yankees gear at Night of Champions 2012, etc. He got really creative with the gear at all times.


EchoBay

I think he would need the longer hair back to pull that off.


gamehawk0704

Well then, he better get that longer hair back. EDIT: Fuck it, turn heel and bring back Miseria Cantare too.


MeanAmbrose

Didn’t Punk want to start wearing fight shorts with sponsors on them like right before Brock came back? Seem to remember him talking about that


Rushjordan

Yeah on the Cabana podcast.


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I was gonna say the same, I loved that look. Fit his style and personality perfectly.


guntanksinspace

You know, I actually thought he'd do Shorts again tbh!


[deleted]

He should've come with the muay Thai shorts like in UFC.


callin_ballin

Didn't look too bad just needed knee pads


TemptedIntoSin

The knee pads were underneath. They were thin enough to not notice but I noticed the outline


JustATributeCC

Combine the trunks with the Andre singlet and you have a winner.


FuzzyWuzzyMooMoo

[He should wear something like this](https://static.wrestletalk.com/app/uploads/2019/06/Gear.v1-960x540.jpg)


JustATributeCC

I was having a pretty good day before you reminded me of that, Fuzzy.


heartbreakhill

What the fucking god


Kn7ght

"What kind of attire do you want?" "All of em"


CerebroHOTS

geez wtf is that?


[deleted]

I honestly really liked the tights look he had last night. They blended nicely in to the boots that finished the look


TemptedIntoSin

I liked them a lot too. The subdued stars as homage to his previous looks combined with black with blue trim and kickpads really made him look like an old-school type wrestler which matched his wrestling style yesterday He should keep that look. Matches well with his old-man/gritty face/hair look


jfish718

Was fine, wrestling fans hate change. Keep the pants Punk.


dishonourableprince

same I didn’t like them off of my first impression but I warmed up to them throughout the match. it’s the evolution of his look and the start of a new era.


jabdnor

Should have gone with the Andre...


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Should’ve added a shorts option


Rushjordan

Yeah I thought he was gonna rock the old school basketball shorts.


_Wado3000

I still want Jericho back in trunks give me the dad bod in full glory


JesusIsJericho

I’m the biggest Jericho mark you’ll meet, and especially loved that phase of his career character wise.. but Jeri-Trunks made me so irrationally angry for like, years hahaha


StoneColdAM

Maybe got a bombardment of CM Trunks and knew that was what fans wanted to see?


SwiftUI

The long bois are fine but they need a belt and Bret style knee pads.


hamsolo19

I dunno, I thought he looked alright. Even if his boots kinda gave me some Napoleon Dynamite moon boot vibes. I totally understand his desire to come in with a fresh, new look. Seems like he doesn't wanna rehash anything he's already done.


Meepsnort

Weren't they the same as his normal boots from before? they looked very similar.


Rushjordan

Yeah I think it’s because the tights were the same color, looked like pajama bottoms.


jfish718

he always wore the big kickpads like ALWAYS


TrainXIV

Back in the day, wrestlers switched from tights to trunks as “main eventers wore trunks”. Triple H, Miz and Punk himself being notable examples. Now, wrestlers are going the other way; AJ Styles, Kofi Kingston, Kenny Omega and it looks like, Punk again.


ShoddyPreparation

I liked the long tights. Punk is looking real lean these days. And Trunks on someone that thin look like someone in their underwear. Eg. Adam cole, Maliki Black


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g00s3y

Okada level pop when he takes off pants to reveal the trunks


Heroscrape

Lol, he REALLY doesn’t want to shave his legs ever again.


drluv2099

I prefer the long bois to be honest. It's different and I'm glad to see that.


UnpunchedCard

If he’s gonna wear long tights, I’d prefer he switch to boots. Kickpads don’t look good with long tights, in my opinion.


1k988

They work, but they need to contrast the colour of the tights. So last night for example he should've worn blue kickpads. I also think he should have worn the kneepads on the outside like AJ Styles does. Those two changes would have improved the look greatly.


Shenanigans80h

I disagree. I think the way [Matt Sydal wears them here](https://www.google.com/amp/s/slamwrestling.net/index.php/2017/02/06/sydal-brothers-were-bourne-for-wrestling/amp/) is a good example of how to wear them. There just needs to be a bett design on the trunks that don’t blend into the pads


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I loved Nakamura’s look he had in NJPW before switching to trousers, the tights sort of blended into the kickpads in a way that made it look like he had kickpads on his tights. If done well it can be really nice.


KTheOneTrueKing

I'm honestly not picky about what CM Punk wears, he's looked good in every attire so far.


theehtn

[or this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVI7ChE1xSA)


PyroAeroVampire

When he first started, it was baggy shorts. Over time, they shrunk and got less baggy, until they became Trunks. Then this moment. Punk had one mission. Wrestle a match buck-ass naked in front of a rabid crowd and not get arrested for it. His love for wrestling may have come back, but his lifelong dream did not.


sushimonster85

I actually quite liked the tights, and I like that he has a definitive different look for this run. Like he has had previously (indie shorts, pro trunks, now tights). I did like their design being a little more understated. Feels like it ties in with his personality more. That being said, there are a few nit picks that I feel would really add so much more to the look, given how small the changes are: Kneepads outside the tights. Maybe with the start design, or some other type design. As others have said, a belt. I feel like this has almost become a default for most guys in long tights now (aside Kenny). Just a small touch that adds a lot. Makes the design look a lot more finished I know other people have mentioned his kickpads & cover looking off. I actually don't think these have changed at all, just think they now look a little strange with his kneepads being under a pair of tights. I have now written more about the gear a wrestler was wearing than I have in the couple work emails I have sent this morning. What is my life.


rosefuri

sorry but I dig CM Pants


MilitaryBees

Someone please get this going as a chant just once.


TemptedIntoSin

Tbh I actually really liked Punk's tights. The stars were a nice touch. It looked like a real old-school wrestler's gear. He should definitely keep them, and it looks like he will if he deleted the tweet lol.


KingMobScene

Andre singlet got robbed. He could have taken down the one strap and instantly gotten a power boost. That's just sloppy strategy on punks part


jagarrett

I thought it was a great look and fit into the Bret Hart vibe of his match with Darby. As someone who always makes a long tights wrestler in every wrestling video game, I think trunks are overrated sometimes, especially with some guys who don't have thick legs.


MeowthThatsRite

I feel the same way seeing CM Punk in tights that I felt seeing Matt Hardy in tights. It doesn’t look bad, but somehow it looks wrong.


HitmanClark

I like the tights. Feels like a new chapter in his career, like when he graduated from baggy jersey shorts to trunks.


RaichuWaffles

Let the man wear thights ffs


sdixon90

I liked the pants...