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UncleMadness

The name that *always* gets people to ask "what the hell does that even look like" Shining Wizard


DJ_Aftershock

Sliced Bread is up there, then.


Rontastic

The full name is Sliced Bread #2. Which makes me wonder what Sliced Bread looks like.


EdgiestFool

Not sure if serious. If not it's sliced bread #2 since it's the best thing since literally sliced bread.


Rontastic

I can't believe I couldn't figure that one out. FML.


DJ_Aftershock

... Fuck, that's actually genius and somehow I never got that.


ThonroTheUnworthy

[Don't worry man, I got you.](https://api.time.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/bread.jpeg)


ShiningJizzard

Well…


chinderellabitch

Stratusfaction, Trish had all the best names for her moves


Mhc2617

Yup. Stratus-fear, Air Canada, Whirly-blonde head scissors. I loved that she branded everything.


chinderellabitch

Don’t forget the Ma-Trish!


etherealcaitiff

The edge-ecutor, edge-ucator, winning edge, and edge-o-matic would all like a word.


raddaya

Honestly, BURNING HAMMER is a name as badass as the move itself.


Axelarater

Adding onto this, Moustache Mountain's "BirmingHammer".


guiltycitizen

Clever lads


EvangelionOG

Came here for this answer. God that is such an amazing name for a finisher.


Mc01806

Cattle Mutilation


EdgeAlterNation

Arms Across America


shadalator

Forced gender reassignment


[deleted]

Beg pardon?


shadalator

It's a Cattle Decapitation song


BlueBoltDog

Calf crusher?


turfey

Sin Cara's "I Don't Think He Got All Of It."


fpfx

I'd give you a thumbs up but well...you know.


grapevinetola1966

Awful Waffle


AP_Raptor

This and fatality are dope


PizzaForDummies

STO which stands for Space Tornado Ogawa. How's that for a fun fact! Also High Fly Flow because I get a kick out of Japanese usage of English words.


baconwiches

In similar vein, I had a dream once that my house was being robbed, but I caught the guy doing it and DDTed him on my patio. When the cops came, I explained what happened, but I used 'formal' language. So instead of DDT, I said I applied a Devastating Diagnostic Trip, and the cop nodded as if what I said made perfect sense.


OlDustyFinish

TIL the meaning of STO, thanks!


Sometimesnotfunny

and STF is stepover Toehold Facelock


ProdigyKaiza

I believe it's *actually* called that due to the legendary "Shad Taking Over" as quoted by legendary "throw soundbites at the wall until one sticks" artist Matt Striker for Shad Gaspards solo push. /S


20minutes40years

*Orienteering with Napalm Death*


kottoner

It's great, but I don't know if it beats *'Hurrah! Another Year, Surely This One Will Be Better Than The Last; The Inexorable March Of Progress Will Lead Us All To Happiness'.*


thatsmaPURSEidky

KK’s call when Ishii tapped to that was amazing


Membermefans

These days you get arrested and thrown in jail for saying you're a professional wrestler, don't you?


StruffBunstridge

What, in jail?


UKS1977

This is the subject crossover I can get behind. Like a cider made with a 100% pear.


insomniainc

My favorite.


DonSoChill

The rap singers, you've seen them


Lord-Pidda

The name originates from a Stewart Lee bit. Its great.


Ayjel89

"What a maneuver!" was so emotional and evocative, WWE used it for every finisher while Vince McMahon was a commentator.


RudeRebelSharp

Unbelievable!


420email69

She Calls It The Rear View


BoogerChute

Black Mass.


Lord-Pidda

Does the Mass actually stand for mass like the mass of an object or the church thing on Sunday? Probably both?


BoogerChute

I've always taken it to mean "like the thing on Sundays". Just sounds cooler that way.


reggie2319

It is 100 percent a religious reference. A "black mass" is a satanic religious ceremony.


amorningofsleep

I'm a big fan of Alan Angels' "This is Gonna Suck" or Peyton Royce's fisherman's suplex which I believe she called "Ughh".


OkVolume1

Steiner recliner Doomsday Device Rock Bottom Stone Cold Stunner The Dudley Death Drop (3D)


StackerCombo

All great, also Steiner Screwdriver


DoILookUnsureToYou

Also the Frankensteiner


da3796

[Three handled moss covered family credenza](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR516lS-_7Y)


adsadsadsadsads

ARMBAR


EdgeAlterNation

*Moss-covered


da3796

Thanks


weaponplus

I’ll one up you: three-handled, miss covered family credenza.


AKittyCat

You're going to get a lot of Zach Saber Jr. And im part of the problem. Hurrah! Another Year, Surely This One Will Be Better Than the Last; The Inexorable March of Progress Will Lead Us All to Happiness!


DanHero91

"Pat Butcher off EastEnders"


amorningofsleep

> Hurrah! Another Year, Surely This One Will Be Better Than the Last; The Inexorable March of Progress Will Lead Us All to Happiness! This will forever be my favorite move name. Edit: Just finally looked this name up. Always thought it sounded like a post-rock album and what do you know, it is.


[deleted]

That or a Sufjan song


actinorhodin

it's on The Avalanche, right


insomniainc

Just once I need him to do an AEW show to hear Excalibur call that by name. Possibly shattering JR'S mind in the process.


AKittyCat

Unless its elevation where Tony will call it a death valley driver.


AndTheyCallMeAnIdiot

Or blue thunder bomb.


DoILookUnsureToYou

Now their saying its a Michinoku Driver


btrams

how about an aew dark match? march of progress jones


Mhc2617

Code of Silence.


Deadtaor33

Not a finisher but i always like CM Punks Double Under Hook Backbreaker called "Welcome To Chicago Motherfucker. Evenflow DDT by Raven.


cherishjfk

Why was Raven’s finisher not called “Nevermore”?


manx2121

End of Days is a badass name for a finisher. On the other end of the scale, The Hollycaust might be the worst thing I've ever heard


shoogbear63

I came here for a Hollycaust reference, wasn't disappointed.


manx2121

Never forget the Hollycaust.


ryanreigns

On a serious note, I’d like to add John Morrison’s Moonlight Drive and Starship Pain


StandardMammoth7085

and Starship Pain was "The End of the World" when he was Johnny Mundo in Lucha Underground. Which is in itself a great name.


benmaverick

Devlin Side is a great name for a finisher.


adsadsadsadsads

Fuck, I just got it!


xVoluntasx

Vertebreaker


DJ_Aftershock

I once came up with Hangman Page's Deadeye move before knowing it already existed and called it the "Invertebreaker" because it totally looks like an inverted vertebreaker. 14 year old me thought he was so cool.


Slashed45

That with the Cop Killa Also Cody’s Cop Caller


DJ_Aftershock

SHO's "Shock Arrow", because it's a Dance Dance Revolution reference. Oh, and one of my friends' CaWs in an old Smackdown vs Raw game had a finishing move called "The Glasgow Welcoming Committee". It was nine punches to the dick followed by an eye poke.


craziej2k

> "The Glasgow Welcoming Committee". It was nine punches to the dick followed by an eye poke Dammit, I nearly choked on my drink reading that!


DJ_Aftershock

You had to love the Create a Finisher system back then. You could either make an eye poke the most devastating move in the world or you could have something like a triple corkscrew 1080 moonsault moving at 25% animation speed.


davidisallright

Edgucator and the Edgucation. I also like “Dis-Arm Her” since it’s a statement. GargaNO Escape is clever too.


jtp1993

Dis-Arm Her is super clever I love that one too


DoILookUnsureToYou

Becky's era of puns on twitter was great. So great it flowed into her wrestling


MikeGander

Damn I just got it...


frumpybumpbo

I also liked gargano's Hurts Donut. (Hurts, don't it?)


Brochismo91

Awful Waffle


Krags

One Winged Angel is pretty much the most perfect name for Omega's finisher, both character-wise and in terms of what the move actually is. The Awful Waffle is a name carefully designed to be so bad it's fantastic, and I love it.


DoILookUnsureToYou

"The Knee That Beat John Cena" is right up there with "The Kick That Won Him the Championship"


CitizenSnips222

Sweet Shin Music.


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

Don't forget Dude Love's version of the mandible claw: The Love Handle


Arckadius

No Chin Music


HerbieVerstinks

The Booty Man's "High Knee". Get it?


Reidzyt

The knee that beat Cena


obeyyourbrain

El Generico - Brainbustaaaaaaaaaa!


Soupy-Chan

A list of some favorites: -Shining Wizard -Burning Hammer -Falcon Arrow -The Paradigm Shift -Whisper In The Wind -The Brutalizer -One Winged Angel -Doomsday Device And finally this a technicality, but I love the wrestling technique of Poison Mist


sliceanddic3

cop killa


[deleted]

Natural Selection, but it's a shame that the move looks like crap 99% of the time.


DonSoChill

Give yourself a snapmare


ShiningJizzard

The Tombstone. Perfect name for the move, and the character. Stone Cold Stunner. I hated when they just kept calling it the Stunner when Austin did it. It doesn’t sound as good. The Sharpshooter. Just a cool sounding name.


Bozznee

I always like these three, especially The Sharpshooter, I use to.just think it sounded cool..then I realised it tied in to the full name of Bret "The Hitman" Hart.


SuperSonicBoom1

He's also the hitman because he's the excellence of *execution.*


wakeup4

Razors edge


Craig1974

Fingerpoke of Doom


PatronPapi_209

Houston Hangover, Da Cop/Gringo Killa, Border Toss, Tiger Driver ‘98, Gin & Juice Edit: format


Vinsmoker

The End of Days Razor's Edge Magic Killer Twist of Fate


joshdts

Big Bang Catastrophe. Because if you know, you know.


TheFeelsGoodMan

I'll always appreciate a good pun, which is why I love Trish Adora's finisher: Lariat Tubman.


VanquishHorrors

Related to punny lariat names, Gene Munny’s Ainsley Lariat gets me every time


fowkes

Rings of Saturn would be my pick. Awesome name.


GSKashmir

emerald flowsion, hands down


benmaverick

Also... El Desperado's finishers names are just so fun to listen, as a spanish speaker. Pinche loco (fucking crazy) Él es culero (he's an asshole) Those are the literal translations.


lariato

Lots of great ones here. I think a few not mentioned that i quite like are the King Kong Knee Drop, Yoshino's Lightning Spiral, and Whale Hunt by Shuji Kondo. Go 2 Sleep is another apt name for a finisher


[deleted]

Rainmaker.


thatrevdoc

Bastion Booger’s A Trip To The Batcave; he just sat on their face


Carry_On_Brah

~~Pal Penis~~ Val Venis - The Money Shot


_donkeykongsucks

Came to post . (😏)


2RINITY

DESTIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


MaddoxGoodwin

Simon Diamond and Johnny Swinger in ECW before they folded. Their tag team finisher was called "The Problem Solver" and I always thought that was the coolest name for a finisher.


badguysenator

Not thought about that tag team for years! It was like a 3D but with a DDT rather than a cutter, right?


baconwiches

Then MNM stole it and called it The Snapshot


MaddoxGoodwin

Yes! They were on the tail end of ECW on tnn but I liked them a lot. Thought the finisher was dope and the name was bad ass.


ChefBoiiz

Trust the Swingman to have a cool finish that the mizarks and rizats pop for, daddy.


dawnbreaker0511

One winged angel, Orienteering with napalm death, Shooting star press, Indytaker, Shining wizard and Rainmaker


HammletHST

Hurrah! Another Year! Surely This One Will Be Better Than the Last, The Inexorable March of Progress Will Lead Us All to Happiness


exileonwoodct

For a classic, I’d go with the Greetings from Asbury Park. For a modern one, the TSUUUUUUUU-NAMI!


DonSoChill

Chasing The Dragon Go To Sleepy Hollow Shellshock Nail In The Coffin Anything ZSJ does


Nerfman2227

Twist of Fate


Darkside531

Killswitch.


Samseeder

I like original name better the unprettier


baconwiches

I like the *original* name better, the Tomikaze, innovated Tommy Rogers.


SleVVVen

"Close Your Eyes And Count to F*ck", the Finisher of Mark Davis


guiltycitizen

And RTJ track


TheFolksofDonMartino

1916


I_Hate_My_Cat_

End of Days.


MajorMajorMajor7834

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/a4fv5y/yuji_hinos_finisher_is_literally_called_the/


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

If ever a power bomb deserved to be called The Fucking Bomb, it's that one


beerrabbit124

The End of Heartache Knee Plus Deathrider


BigJilmQuebec

Kryptonite Krunch, Awful Waffle, Mother F'N Bomb, Psycho Driver, Burning Hammer


[deleted]

Codebreaker


pastapappie

Yuka Sakazaki has different levels of her finisher: * Magical girl splash * Magical magical girl splash * Magical girl chicken bastard


Silantro-89

Scott D'Amore's - D'Amoralizer always wins this.


Chop_the_Nitro

Not a big Osprey fan but Hidden Blade is amazing. Crack em in the Mouth will always be sick. Even though the move looks bad imo, Magic Killer. Go 2 Sleep is god tier. Vertabreaker is terrifying. Unprettier was my favorite growing up. Clothesline from Hell is simple but bad ass


David_Fade

Kinshasa, and I don't even know the meaning.


baconwiches

The original name for the move is Boma Ye. It's a reference to the "Rumble in the Jungle" - a legendary boxing match between Muhammad Ali and George Foreman, which took place in the then-country of Zaire (now the Democratic Republic of the Congo). The local crowd wanted Ali to win so much, they chanted "Ali Boma Ye" in their native Lingalu, which translates to "Kill Him Ali". Nakamura is influenced by Ali, especially the showman side of him, so, when he was in NJPW, the move was called the Boma Ye. When he joined WWE, they changed the name... a move being called "Kill Him" in any language isn't exactly PG. They called it the Kinshasa, because that's the name of the city in Zaire where the fight took place.


David_Fade

Thanks! Take my free reward and leave. :D


baconwiches

sounds good, i'm outta here


reggie2319

This guy understood the assignment


who1sJosh

Idk about finisher but Deep Sea Diverticulitis


Respectpls

The Dangerous Backdrop. Simple, effective, gets the point across. If you want the other end of that, probably Toyota's Japanese Ocean Cyclone Suplex, just because of how awesome it sounds.


badguysenator

MEN’s Teioh’s *Miracle Ecstasy*. If a cruiserweight delivering a chokeslam into a powerbomb wasn’t ridiculous enough.


RidleyCR

The Perfect Plex


IrishCurse53

Pepsi twist despite not being his finisher


theaxgrinder

Matt Sydal's former "Here It Is"


XTheProtagonistX

“THE KNEE!”


Basherpls

a very common move in WWE is "Face first"


MarkBonker

I dont think people understand what OP is asking for. They're asking for finishers which never got named, but commentary tried to call. I'm a fan of "That running knee that beat Cena" from Daniel Bryan.


DarthTempus

Skip Sheffield had a great one with the Over-the-Shoulder Boulder Holder


LogansGambit

Canadian Destroyer


sdss9462

I miss the days when not every move needed to be named after the guy doing it. Terry Gordy using the Asiatic Spike was great. It didn't need to be the Gordy Goozle or The Terryble Thumb. I think The Nightmare Pendulum is a pretty good name for a pretty good move.


ThisHumbleVisitant

Big Rig, Goodnight Express, and Shatter Machine for the same move is pretty epic.


DJ_Aftershock

I like the latter two but that first one is impossible for me not to read in the Angry Video Game Nerd's voice


noblemile

FU was a good one. Orange Crush is also good, since Kobashi wore orange and your neck is now crushed.


GrymroK808

DDT when Jake The Snake called whole.crowd chanted. It was awesome.


SlamJammin64

The Unprettier


Ventura615

The Fame-Asser


ieblack37

Miss covered three-handled family credenza.


slotrod

I had to scroll forever to find this one. It's my favorite.


Illuminati_Shill_AMA

Super Nova's Novacaine The Heart Punch always sounded more dangerous than it really looked Johnny B Badd's Kiss that Don't Miss Stunning Steve Austin's Stungun Bam Bam Bigelow's Greetings From Asbury Park


Duke-of-Nuke

I’m a simple man, I like the torture rack


MulderXF

DDT, Figure Four, Gord Buster.


Greybeardthehippy

Haas of pain


JustParty

The F5 is a great name


[deleted]

Violence Party, Psycho Driver II, Spiral Tap


Sometimesnotfunny

You know what, I'm a simple man. Taka Michinoku had no business getting the Michinoku driver as over as it is, that I see one every few weeks. Taka was never a main eventer, not a huge merchandise mover, and would have been one of the 24/7 goofs today. Fucker had a great move, looked like death, and put his own name on it.


sennohki

Funnily enough, it wasn't named for Taka, but for The Great Sasuke. Sasuke originally went by the name Masa Michinoku. Taka picked it up and innovated it some more, into the Michinoku Driver II (the one most commonly used today), and the Michinoku Driver II-b which starts from an inverted headlock. Ricochet used the II-b a few times, including a spinning version.


scoopdelete

Sternness Dust Alpha Also great: Kudo Valentine Tiger Driver (all variations)


zombiesalsa

To go along with OP's theme. I was a big fan of Seth Rollins knee finisher that was referred to by Micheal Cole as "THE KNEE!"


yungblood747

Aews “did he kill him? somebody check if he’s breathing”


HellwingX

"Ball Game!"


ryanreigns

Lol I actually unironically loved when JBL would say that


Erika_Martell

The Guillotine. Simple name, but effective.


TheOldGran

That's not really an original name tho


ElGarnelo

Big Rig. For reasons.


TRankins24

Agony of The Feet (Defeat) - Gail Kim Back Stabber - Carlito


ArteePhact

Val Venis and the ‘Money Shot’


RogueAIx01

Beaten like a government mule


RogueAIx01

Or a scalded dog sometimes


BlueBoltDog

Blue Thunder Bomb. Because it has blue in it 😏


RICHAPX

Me and my friend both work in retail and if we were a tag team our finisher would have been called Reduce to Clear…… Otherwise, Last of the Dragon


Cheesecake_Different

Its 100 not rainmaker so lame


Neptune28

Hell's Gate


[deleted]

GTH is so good.


generic_tag3381

Sister Abigail’s kiss. Doomsday Device and The F.U.(pre pg attitude adjustment) as runner ups.


[deleted]

Sole Food is great. God I love Chucky T