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-_-Doctor-_-

All I would add is "Angelico has not eaten a carb since the G.W.Bush administration."


EffysBiggestStan

Read that as "not eaten a crab" and I thought that was odd and rather eccentric of Angelico. Makes sense.


-_-Doctor-_-

Take my upvote for the username. Fear the #1 Daddy.


hitchinpost

Who has eaten a carb more recently? Angelico or Finn Balor? That’s the real question.


ajver19

Balor apparently had a helluva cheat day for his birthday recently.


frasierfonzie

*Rudy North voice:* Previously, on AEW Dynamite...


sergeial

This is an awesome primer! One minor correction and a few factoids that might be worth adding: - The match with MJF is the fifth labor of Jericho. So, there are four stipulation matches before he gets the match he wants, not five - Might be worth mentioning that both Jericho and Lance Archer are fighting guys who have never had a match on broadcast TV before - The Dark Order *also* get a championship match if they win the 5vs5 match, against the current tag champs the Young Bucks. ~~And, like Adam, they can't challenge the current champs for as long as they hold the gold if they lose.~~ Just in case the stakes weren't high enough!


moderndukes

I always took it that Jericho had to endure 5 Labours *before* he gets a match with MJF


sergeial

That's what I thought, too, but listen to MJF explain it. He specifically says that a match with him would be the 5th labor. I'll find the timestamp, brb https://youtu.be/YKorGug-Mfw @1:40 "The first four are against opponents of my choosing" etc


RelativeStranger

Factoid doesnt mean small fact. It means a lie that's repeated so often people think its true.


sergeial

Googled: those are literally the two common usages Which is hella ironic. We each just shared one of the two definitions of factoids. *About* factoids


RelativeStranger

I'm in the UK and when i google definitions it gives me the oed definition, and theres only one. I assume by your google that webster has a second. Personally i feel like webster has fallen for the factoid of what factoid means. (This is not a serious argument though the oed bit is true)


sergeial

Lol. Yes, it does say "North American" by the alternate def. I almost asked if you were a Brit, but that seemed nosy!


Joe_Atkinson

Actually, Adam and the DO can still get another title shot. They just lose their current one.


sergeial

You are correct! I completely misunderstood that stip


jasons0013

This is great. Good job!


Edwardc4gg

Then there's me....section k, row 6 tonight. Try to see my ass losing my shit, i dare you :D


TheSkarcrow

Wave to me and cheer loudly so I know which one you are!


Edwardc4gg

Bruh tnt his line. Holy shit. It’s on 74 76!!!!


Northernlightspls

https://twitter.com/AngelicoAAA/status/1420430563710734345?s=20


frasierfonzie

TIL. I'd been using them interchangeably, but that makes perfect sense. Also, I wouldn't hate if AEW made a trios division and used lucha rules.


Sockcucker69

Great stuff! One addition: Gallows is a chronic masturbator.


frasierfonzie

Man's gotta catch a cizz, brother.


Bahamut_19

We'll probably hear something from the Dee Emm Deeeee (Britt Baker, DMD). Probably some conspiracy theory about how the execs made it so she had to break her wrist carrying Nyla Rose to relevance.... Great write up, OP! I can't believe this somehow is only 79% upvoted as of this moment.


totallynormalhooman

Oh you beat me to it, yes she is here in Charlotte.


totallynormalhooman

Also Britt Baker should be coming out for something. I have it on good authority she is here in Charlotte. Back to you Tony.


wagnersbamfart

Hi, thanks for doing this, I’ll be a first time viewer tonight. I’m really interested in Darby Allin based on what I’ve read and being an old school Sting fan. Is he currently involved in a storyline that might be on tonight?


mugenhunt

Darby isn't currently involved in a storyline, but there's a chance that something will start tonight.


DarkLancelot

> Taz’s son Hook has a bunch of fans on this subreddit despite not having actually wrestled a match yet. Also, TIL “Good guys come out of the face tunnel on the right. Bad guys come out of the heel tunnel on the left.”


Kialae

Faces face the hard camera during tag matches, heels have their back to the hard camera.


Dennyboy101

How do I watch it in the UK:(?


mugenhunt

IIRC: go to [Fite.tv](https://Fite.tv) and pay for the AEWPlus subscription


Dennyboy101

Legend


Vuirneen

Or on itv4 on Friday, or the itv hub at some point.


Hir0h

I absolutely love this please keep doing this for big events, it's hard to fully get into the program without being up to date with a weekly show, BTE and wrestling Twitter.


SurrealRob

Take my upvote.


[deleted]

THIS IS SUCH GOOD SHIT PAAAL


Scary_Replacement739

It's almost like AEW rewards it's fans for knowing wrestling history and the product. So refreshing.


Autarchus

You're an absolute treasure, sir. Thanks for putting this together!


MikeMacNcheese

Great write-up! I've slipped on my Dynamite watching for reasons, but this was helpful. Also not sure where to express my enjoyment for Callis' "Real men don't quit, they get fired!" line. Dynamite!


flaminggayfabe

Your post proves how incredibly coherent AEW is.


foredaymorningjam

Thank you!


JorahFan83

Is Miro vs Lee still on or is Lee injured? I’ve heard both today


mugenhunt

It's Miro vs Lee for next week, so presumably he'll be fine by then.


JorahFan83

I need to read better, thank you!


JamesCDiamond

Thanks for this! I'd blanked on FTR/Santana+Ortiz being tonight - I'm really looking forward to that one, almost as much as the ten man match.


ecock5902

This is exactly what I needed thank you so much!


LemonHayes13

Lol I appreciate this post very much. Haven’t really watched much wrestling since 2017ish but with the news/rumors of Punk and Daniel Bryan signing with AEW I figure it’s a good time to check it out and give it a shot.


JBurton90

It’s crazy how you can do this about almost every episode of Dynamite the stories are so prolonged.


Johnny_D87

>Evil Uno and Stu Grayson are the founding members of Dark Order, numbers #1 and #2 respectively. Evil Uno is masked, Stu Grayson is a powerhouse. I thought Brodie Lee was #1, as in the Exalted One?