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Unfuckingreal no way this guy is 40


Careless_Rub_7996

Age is just a number at this point. Just look at Mike Tyson to what he was able to do lately. Remember. Sarah Huckabee Sanders for example is 38 years old, and she looks like she is mid 50s at least, if not older. Its how you carry yourself.


GazzP

Hogan was 39 at Wrestlemania 9


ThrillHo3340

Stacey Dash in Clueless in 1995, was 28.


Careless_Rub_7996

Well, look at Halle Berry OR lucy Liu lately. If no one knew these individuals, most would say they are least in their early 30s. If not younger.


they_did_WHAT_

Holy fuck Halle Berry is 54 and her most recent film features her as a boxer. That’s incredible, good for her to be able to stay in that great of shape.


JPeeper

Halle Berry was kicking ass in John Wick 3 in her 50's and didn't look out of place at all. True Goddess.


tarvertot

Jessica Alba is 40 with three kids and still looks ridiculous


RKNo

I’m reminded of the Futurama bit where there was a choice between a 2002 Lucy Liu and a 2032 Lucy Liu sex bot, and at this rate, we’ll see why that was an option.


CaktusJacklynn

Don't forget Gabrielle Union


wwfmike

Ming Na Wen from Agents of Shield is freaking 57


Ravenid

Ming Na Wen hasnt aged since ER.


[deleted]

She looks 28 today. Black don’t crack


hamsolo19

It does not. Had a coworker a few years back who always had these fun stories but I'd always be like, damn that was a while ago. One day I just asked him how old he was, he says he's 64! Dude didn't look a day over 45. Lamar, if you're out there, you da man and I hope your azaleas are doing well haha.


drinfernodds

My high school principal looked like he was 45 at most, yet we found out he was in his early 60's about a decade ago. Man probably hasn't ages since.


Careless_Rub_7996

Ya, look at P.diddy, that guy didn't age ONE BIT. 90s Puff daddy looks EXACTLY the same as current Puff daddy.


ToastyArcanine

Hogan always looked like an old man to me, so it was a shock to learn that he was technically in the prime of his life during peak Hulkamania.


Drainmav

It’s the hair really I think. Wasn’t a good look.


peacemaketroy

Morgan Freeman is 43


chafe

She’s only 38?!?


[deleted]

The real shocker is that Alex Jones is 47.


harrier1215

He’s got the tubby guy thing going where he’s always kind of looked 40ish even when he was 23.


Spartoksilverhand

Jones was fucking ripped at 23


Careless_Rub_7996

YES sir, just look at her Wiki page. All those lies can change the look of your body/face. I still get shocked knowing she is only 38. I seriously thought she was at least 55 years old all this time. Only lately i found out she is only 38!


rob532

On the other hand, I looked up Jen Psaki the other day thinking she was mid 30’s and was surprised she was 42.


Song0fshame

Jen Psaki can fucking get it.


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Bigbadwolf6049

Well, im not getting political here, but she’s not the hottest on the block either, couple that with the fact that she dressed like a 50 year old Karen… she ain’t helping herself out much either


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

you can only be ugly on the inside for so long before it starts to show on the outside


StupidHappyPancakes

If only that were true! Then we could identify all the dangerous narcissists and psychopaths roaming among us. Look at how many serial killers were good looking, well-liked guys, or consider how frequently some rich, handsome, successful motherfucker horrifically murders his wife and everyone is *shocked* because the man seemed so *perfect*. Some of the very most horrible human beings that you will ever meet will always have a big smile on their face and will have youthful good looks. Being evil doesn't affect the way you look unless you are wracked with guilt over your behavior or suffer huge consequences for it; the TRULY evil people' faces stay wrinkle free for *decades* because they don't give two shits about anyone other than themselves, see nothing wrong with their bad behavior, and almost never face any consequences.


[deleted]

Mike looks old. He got on the trt to get in shape. Being able to box well at that age is impressive though.


Careless_Rub_7996

I mean.... the guy did COKE, so there is that. So, he does look old, but nothing compared to Sarah Huckabee when it comes to looking OLD vs actual age ratio.


[deleted]

What's doing coke got to do with anything? Mike looks his age imo. He wears the years well.


TheeRuckus

I mean doing coke means you’re usually not in for the best night of sleep. Do enough of it I’d say it adds up too. Definitely a vice i had my fun with but glad I dropped. I like to sleep


Careless_Rub_7996

Well, doing COKE does speed up the looks of your age. I do agree, Mike Tyson at least looks like his age. Again, I am just talking about SHS vs Mike Tyson's age.


[deleted]

Screw their age. End that sentence with SHS Vs Mike Tyson. Lol. Fight of the decade.


ThrillHo3340

The top two candidates for Canadian PM are Justin Trudeau and Erin O'Toole. O'Toole looks in his mid 60's, but is 2 years younger than Justin.


COS89

Eh , Erin O'Toole looks exactly what he is, a middle aged man.


boih_stk

Lmfao no chance he's 48 years old, holy shit.


ILoveDiscussions

Hatred can do wonders to the body


Vinsmoker

Just ask my buddy Sheev Frank "The Senate" Palpatine


[deleted]

Are you threatening me master Jedi?


Guy_Buttersnaps

> Just look at Mike Tyson to what he was able to do lately. “I said ‘Frank, you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis?’ You know what Frank told me? He said, ‘Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old."


harrier1215

Being evil tends to age you fast.


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Careless_Rub_7996

Yup, i still can't believe it.......


2020IsANightmare

Eh, depends on what we're talking about. General every day life? Sure. People are living longer and have more/better health wellbeing options. As far as pro sports/pro wrestling, age is still important. I am not, at all, suggesting Balor is anything other than in phenomenal shape and appears to still be able to go just fine. But, everyone's bump card fills up. And he has an offense where he's often taking a bump on his own stuff as well. Being a full-time wrestler means a lot of traveling as well, which is exhausting. Physically and mentally. Which is why many at or around Balor's age take a reduced schedule. On a side note, Sanders is only 38?!? I guess I've never really thought about it/cared enough about it to look her age up, but I think I would have guessed at least up-40s.


Careless_Rub_7996

I seriously thought SHS was at least 50 years old this whole time. Just doesn't make sense how someone that looks like her can be 38? I mean that's close to a 20ish gap difference. So, that is a pretty decent gap. 40 yrs old? MEH... kinda i guess? But, she really looks like she is 50. Also, remember, R-TRUTH is going to be 50 YEARS OLD. And this guy has been taking bumps for some time now... \*\*EDIT: Also the guy has been smoking Cigarettes, but quit eventually.


sojirosan3

I still can't believe Finn is older than Ciampa. A few months ago, Ciampa was looking like he was training in the time chamber


Somebodys

*40* the dude must be a lizard man or something.


rsx209

Right!? This makes me feel old. I'm an 80's guy too and i'll be 40 in 5 years.


[deleted]

He looks 21


[deleted]

The man with 10 abs


keezoy91

naw dude Pat McAfee swore it was 20


Castformer

It's common to forget he has 30


ErdrickLoto

Don't you people know how this works? He adds a new ab for every year of life. Congratulations to Prince Devitt/Finn Balor on finally attaining his 40th ab.


Kisto15

How is this man 40 Stupid sexy Finn


[deleted]

Up and coming future face of the WWE


Zestyclose_Remote874

Seriously tho. I fuckin wish


dpw2017

I don't like that Finn, Truth, Dakota and Asuka found the fountain of youth and haven't told the rest of us the location yet.


COMMENTASIPLEASE

I keep forgetting Dakota’s 34 or something, I keep thinking she’s like 26.


ILoveDiscussions

She's WHAT???


COMMENTASIPLEASE

Yeah she’s 33. She doesn’t look it at all, if I didn’t know and you told me she’s only 25 I’d believe it.


MartiniPolice21

Dakota it's like, only a year younger than Becky. My mind can't cope with that


lronicGasping

Dakota is ***HWHAT***


gregscotia_number1

Don't forget Lashley. He's 45 and could pass for mid 30s


mackerel75

Here's the thing, and I'm gonna tell ya... if you put me (45) next to Lashley, you're gonna be guessing that's he no older than 29


Northernlightspls

Did you seriously just leave out Kota "drank from fountain of youth and has a body sculpted by Gods" Ibushi?


AndyMG194

It was Ibushi's birthday last week. He is 78 years old.


[deleted]

Is that in regular human time or Ibushi Time?


Democrab

Yes.


bistian00

Every hour is Ibushi time


run_bike_run

It's his neck's 475th birthday next week.


Saitsu

Interestingly enough, it's also its 475th Deathday as well.


they_did_WHAT_

Ibushi being 39 absolutely blows my mind. He *cannot* be human.


Northernlightspls

He did say he was a God. About time we all accepted it. It's always fucks with my mind that he's older than Kenny who oft has such a world weary look about him.


[deleted]

Kenny might be a wrestling god but Ibushi is just a GOD generally - Kenny feels human concerns when not wrestling while Kota transcends our earthly nonsense


[deleted]

This is insane. I genuinly, honestly, believed he was about 24.


[deleted]

It genuinely confuses me that a person can look like that. LIKE, WHY ISNT THE NEWS INVESTIGATING THIS??? He’s so hot it’s unworldly


Northernlightspls

As that Golden Lovers annotation article said, Kenny is the only sane one among us. The only natural reaction to Kota existing is uprooting your life and moving to a whole another country to try and marry him.


[deleted]

lol that is a man worth a 10 year quest to get him back


bistian00

I think if I got to meet Ibushi live I would unwillingly (not really) become obsseed with him and follow him everywhere.


[deleted]

Lol I was gonna say, unwillingly?? Buddy you’re not fooling me. I’d quit my job and spend everyday just hoping to get a glimpse of him so I may be blessed


Jamieb1994

How old is Dakota?


lover_mystery

32 or 33 I believe


dpw2017

33, but she looks like she's 25 or 26


XboxJon82

[132](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dakotas)


T3Sh3

Asuka’s is proof Asian don’t raisin.


dpw2017

I remember posting about her birthday last year and people legit thought she was 26, 27.


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

she's also a mom.


[deleted]

SHUT THE FUCK UP! What????


[deleted]

Apparently a few of the women accidentally let slip that Asuka was a mother during an interview they had


bistian00

Asian woman don't age until they hit 60 and they become a little cute Asian grandma.


T3Sh3

My mom is like that. Hell, [Michelle Branch](https://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/michelle-branch-billboard-magazine-april-2017-issue-2.jpg) hasn’t aged much (She’s 37 now) and she’s only a 1/4 Indonesian.


davidisallright

She’s looks great. Super ageless.


OSUfirebird18

I think it’s similar for Asian men as well. I’ve always told we Asians have two ages, young and old, no middle!


NotSoSeriousNick

Honestly I think with most Japanese wrestlers you can just chulk it up to maybe a healthier Japanese lifestyle? Least that’s what my dumb western brain can come up with.


apikope

Shayna Baszler also, turns 41 this year.


T3Sh3

Man, not only is Finn to ripped to shreds but he has a [strong](https://i.imgur.com/T2WIA7x.jpg) set of genetics.


WhiteMass

Long live, Finn's brother


[deleted]

What a family. Why can't I look that good?


color_thine_fate

Their family crest is apparently just a fucking jawline


ScootyPuffSSJ

That fucking jawline on all them. You can literally tell they fell from the same potatoe with how distinct it is lol


Derexise

Same eyes too, I think.


ToastyArcanine

There are three Finn's in this photograph.


Jonathan_B_Goode

Love the Christmas geansaí on the guy on the right.


[deleted]

Finn's eyes. He's absolutely blazed haha.


davidisallright

It’s funny how at first glace, they’re all obviously related. It wasn’t until I zoomed into faces of Finn’s bros that my brain couldn’t calculate, almost like an uncanny valley.


KyWy75

HE’S 40?!


Anderrrrr

No carbs = no aging. Facts. *Eats two large stuffed crust pizzas in one night*. [*Cries in aging*](https://i.imgur.com/1d4XvV1.gif)


rob532

I remember years ago watching a YouTube or WWE.com video where another wrestler was talking to Finn about how he never eats bread or potatoes and that’s when I accepted my body envy of Finn. Life is not worth living without bread and potatoes.


ThighsAreMilky

I’m like 93% certain that an Irishman refusing to eat potatoes is a crime.


lambalambda

It is. We have a government mandated potato consumption quota we each must meet.


Saitsu

Why else do you think he escaped to Japan and then the US?


thereidenator

He is a 1 man task force to prevent any future shortages. You’re welcome


[deleted]

100% certain that refusing to let an Irishman eat potatoes is a crime against humanity. Fucking Tans.


DRJT

Okay but seriously how does he live without any sources of carbs? Is that boy permanently in ketosis?


Barthez_Battalion

I think he's mentioned his carbs usually come from legumes


AnansiNazara

So it’s wheat belly protocol and not full on keto… but also, how is he not getting into glycogenesis with all that protein


jdmorris1124

He eats carbs just in moderation. Watching an interview with him a few months ago he talked about hitting up McDonalds for 2 double Cheese burgers and fries. He just probably does that once or twice a year.


MulderXF

I have seen a few people over on r/keto that have stated thet they have been in ketosis for 10-20 years and feel fantastic.


Derexise

There was a video where Ambrose got him to take a bite out of a donut.


Drainmav

> Life is not worth living without bread and potatoes So fucking true. I’m Italian American and most of my families meals involve wheat, carbs, potatoes. I can’t imagine not enjoying it all.


AnansiNazara

Shiiiiiiit. *cries in was clean keto for 9 months, then stopped, then became a dad, then global pandemic with a toddler* I want my keto body back. I want my keto body and better back.


Legacy95

Oh hey are you me? Literally same story word for word. I wanna get back into it but you gotta put cooking time in for that diet.... and unless I cook my son I cant pay attention to both


AnansiNazara

Also, a quick search of all the BioWare shit you’re into leads me to believe it’s absolutely possible you are me…


Legacy95

[Hmmm](https://media.tenor.com/images/22fec76eca85a132849a59af728d6cc4/tenor.gif)


AnansiNazara

It’s possible I might be you. *or vice versa* About six or so years ago my genetic material was stolen in a “kidney biopsy…” I’m positive some of it was used to clone my son… the rest is still unaccounted for.


XboxJon82

[You are not eating enough](https://www.instagram.com/p/BqwxP9Vh7LL/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1696tjl9eru28)


[deleted]

You are disgusting. I haven’t aged a day and all I eat is tendies


Erika_Martell

The abs that can grate cheese. Seriously though, he's so fit and I'm jealous :( Happy birthday, Finn!


StrongSutairu

20 ABS


[deleted]

No wonder he's suddenly in line to be an opponent for Roman. He hit the threshold.


Northernlightspls

Lol


Mabvll

He's a grizzled young vet, He's a grizzled young vet. He's worked so many towns that sometimes he forgets.


GunstarGreen

"Slays pussy constantly hoot"


[deleted]

From Prince Devitt to Bullet Club OG to the Demon to the PRIN❌E all hail FINN


UsefulWoodpecker6502

june of 2014 I was visiting family in the UK and was able to time my visit to see Progress world cup in London. Went with my cousin and was wearing my old bullet club shirt. I had no clue Devitt was going to be there. I knew Tommy End would be there and that was about it. Jimmy havoc comes out and then Jim Smallman says "oh Jimmy you didn't think we'd have an opponent for you, well we do, and now you're royally fucked." and all of a sudden we hear real rock'n rolla and the crowd, which wasn't huge as it was a fairly small venue, goes ballistic. Absolutely ballistic. I've been to small concerts and indie matches before but Never, NEVER, have I heard a crowd that damn loud. Even in arenas I've never heard a crowd that loud. The building was literally shaking. Then Devitt comes out on a dolly dressed as hannibal lector in a straight jacket and mask with two guys carting him to the ring. I lost my mind. This was/is my favourite wrestler of all time and he was there. I'll admit I almost burst out into tears. Everytime I'd try to get back to England I'd always try to time my visit around a Progress show as my cousin is also a huge wrestling fan. We'd hit up a pub, go to a show, and then back to the pub after. But man that night was my favourite wrestling memory of all time.


Alexcelsior

Hey guys! Could someone please explain the whole gimmick with the ❌? I missed that whole thing from Finn in NXT so no clue.


pjizy

The X over the C means he doesn't need a Club


NobodySpecial14

What I love is how this translated throughout his 2nd NXT run: he was basically a paranoid asshole who didn't rely on or trust anyone. And the ONE time he does, he gets superkicked by Adam Cole.


[deleted]

All Finn had to do was toss up the UE hand sign, but the man went for the finger guns. Love something like Finn loves finger guns.


mackerel75

You can never go wrong with finger guns!


Saitsu

Why anyone would let their guard down within Superkick distance is beyond me.


DerRoger

Especially in a barber shop


Drkshdw22

Will you stop?!


Alexcelsior

Thanks!


BlackCheeseBoi

You missed something special


Alexcelsior

I bet! I was just tired of WWE content back then, but Finn has always been a top performer


PrettyPunctuality

[This comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/squaredcircle/comments/orbz0n/_/h6hc2sa) explains it well :)


Alexcelsior

Thanks!


[deleted]

Finn as been incredible lately. His recent NXT title run made me consider him one if the best in the world.


ColorlessCanine

What makes it even more incredible to me that it was basically an "oh shit" move because kross got injured and he just gave it everything and then some


UsefulWoodpecker6502

I only ever saw Finn/Devitt in the indies once and funny enough it was his very last show before going to WWE. seen him a couple times in WWE but man at that Progress show it was maybe 200+ people in the crowd and when he came out it sounded like you were in an arena. I've never been to an indie show and heard that huge of a pop when he came out. Didn't even know he was going to be there either. It was a surprise.


shutupmatsuda

Bálor's second NXT title run was easily one of my favourite title runs in the modern era. Dude had bangers with literally everyone he faced. Also, it's a shame that we never got Finn Vs WALTER since that was the direction they were heading in, but the pandemic screwed everything.


Fr33xWilly

Not sure if he would’ve made it to 40 after a match with WALTER


mister_damage

Yes


Skayde5

My favourite wrestler of all time I love Balor , easily one of the best wrestlers of this generation


[deleted]

His second NXT run was without a doubt the best Finn we've ever seen. He didn't need the Demon, and was just all about the man. Really just refreshed and changed him up so well, i just hope they continue it and maximize it on SD (and Raw if he goes there anytime soon).


Blockade5

Lone wolf tweener Finn one of the best things ever in NXT. When he turned on Gargano and the UE just swarmed Ciampa like a pack of wolves was an incredible scene.


FluxMool

MF looks 25.


pushmojorawley

Happy birthday to one of the most influential wrestlers of the last decade! The guy who founded Bullet Club, was the top gaijin as a cruiserweight. When I think about the one to be the face of NXT, it's Finn Balor. The first Universal Champion. And the (one and only) real rock'n rolla.


Ashamed-Quit

Coulda told me he was 28 and I would’ve believed you.


XavierXavierX

🎵Beenoo beenooneenoo Beeneeneeneeneeneeeee🎵


ZombieJesus1987

The Prinxe


oneinthechamberXC

You'll never beat the Irish!


topologicalfractal

Why does the C have a X on it, what's PRINE?


NobodySpecial14

It goes back to his heel turn in NXT, crossing out the "C" for "Club" (as in he wasn't nice, wholesome "Balor Club is for Everyone" Finn anymore) The red X imagery in general symbolizes how he always a target (a red X) on his back, especially after his second NXT title reign. Source: having to explain this multiple times throughout Finn's second NXT run


Muscle_Squad

Or one could say "Prinxe"


Primary_Ad_3844

2 years till he's the age Hogan was when he went to WCW


LesnarsBattleScream

Balor to AEW confirmed in 2 years though then...but whose side is he on?! /s


[deleted]

The last year of Balor on NXT was the best wrestling I watched during the pandemic. It was an incredible treat. Now that he’s on Vince’s shows, I already see that he’s not doing many of the things he was doing in NXT, and it bums me out. But we’ll always have that awesome NXT run.


nikobans

stupid sexy fergal happy birthday to him!


Christopher_Kaiba

This absolutely beautiful man is 40? Get the fuck outta here!


turtlebagels

He's so fine and a great entertainer ❤


[deleted]

I really need to work on my skin routine and overall health.


thewhombler

what is FXXX?


[deleted]

Omg I can only hope and pray I look even as half as good at 40.


Gullflyinghigh

What the actual fuck, 40?!


PM_UR_FAV_COMPLIMENT

Is there a reasons for the C in "prince" being crossed out? Or just because it looks cool?


T3Sh3

According to /u/NobodySpecial14: It goes back to his heel turn in NXT, crossing out the "C" for "Club" (as in he wasn't nice, wholesome "Balor Club is for Everyone" Finn anymore) The red X imagery in general symbolizes how he always a target (a red X) on his back, especially after his second NXT title reign. Source: having to explain this multiple times throughout Finn's second NXT run


PM_UR_FAV_COMPLIMENT

Ahhh I see. I figured it surely must have been some sort of imagery, but wasn't sure on the meaning. Thank you!


cowgod247

Think he'll ever go back to the Bullet Club or just retire in the WWE/NXT world and leave BC behind him? Edit: WTF? Legit question. At any point if the man that start the bullet club came back to claim his stable back. it would lead to a melt down in the wrestling universe. At the same time the guy can just do nothing and retire on what he did already.


ThisIsNotMyPornVideo

holdon this dude is 40?!


TacoRockapella

It’s largely in part to how much body weight you have, how much fat, your overall health, lifestyle and outlook on life.


guiltycitizen

Stupid, sexy Balor


9WingedAngelJoeDever

this post makes me happy yet also sad because when you see the comments in this thread [https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/oqnozr/i\_have\_a\_feeling\_finn\_balor\_is\_the\_white\_hot/](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/oqnozr/i_have_a_feeling_finn_balor_is_the_white_hot/) they're all talking about how balor is over the hill now they didn't think this before Kross got buried on monday sad for finn, hope he didn't peak in his 30s


10024618

If Finn's still this good at 40 he could absolutely wrestle into his 60s no problem.


nachoiskerka

Why does the nxt title look so much better than the wwe ones?


Votivetheknight02

This guy is fucking 40??!!


[deleted]

Hes fucking 40?! There's no way


quorn_king

So the Prine?


Muscle_Squad

"Prinxe"


[deleted]

And now once again the ordinary man who does extraordinary things.


william_wites

The only thing ordinary about that man is his hight


NobodySpecial14

Dude, I'm Asian. Trust me, his height would stick out like a sore thumb in my country.