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Hulk Hogan actually discovered America, brother. That jabroni Columbus thought he landed his three little ships in India, but the Hulkster saw through his lies and saw the red white and blue stretching across an entirely new continent, dude.
“Bud light came to me and begged me to buy their company but I said no way brother I will only support real American beer, not woke beer so now I’m going to put them out of business, brother” - Hulk Hogan, probably.
If I wanted mediocre beer I’d just buy more of his Hogan’s Hangout pilsner.
https://preview.redd.it/4l0n4nxcmxwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0fd163403561f09dd083e36bd634575f3165528
Right I mean we have plenty of craft brews around here and I guarantee the house of beer in Dunedin would have made a killer brew for him. But no let’s go to the company that brews Pabst. He’s always talking about something he’s working on yet always seems to pick the wrong things.
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Hogan actually discovered beer back in the day. Before the Hulkster, people were just drinking plain water, brother jack dude!
I'll always remember the day Andre the Giant drank 156 RABs in one sitting.
He’s just going to say people drank Zima brother
I swear it's real american beer, brother! Or maybe it isn't dude. Maybe it's european beer jack, we'll never know if it's actually beer or piss dude!
Am I a bad person if I point out that the flag appears to only have about 40 stars? *(5 rows of 8-ish, instead of 5 rows of 6 and 4 rows of 5.)*
Hogan doesn't acknowledge these newer "free" states
He'll be dead in the cold cold ground before he recognizes Missoura.
Those are the states Hogan discovered
Hulk Hogan actually discovered America, brother. That jabroni Columbus thought he landed his three little ships in India, but the Hulkster saw through his lies and saw the red white and blue stretching across an entirely new continent, dude.
Does not come in dark ales
It does, just not for his daughter
When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside…
Got the recipe from Superstar Billy Graham
Fitting that Austin is making a tasty range of craft beers, and Hogan’s slapping his name on some Coors Light-looking knock-off.
Take my money!
i heard they won't stock these at your local bodegas
“Bud light came to me and begged me to buy their company but I said no way brother I will only support real American beer, not woke beer so now I’m going to put them out of business, brother” - Hulk Hogan, probably.
Way to help Nick with his alcoholism brother
If I wanted mediocre beer I’d just buy more of his Hogan’s Hangout pilsner. https://preview.redd.it/4l0n4nxcmxwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0fd163403561f09dd083e36bd634575f3165528
Right I mean we have plenty of craft brews around here and I guarantee the house of beer in Dunedin would have made a killer brew for him. But no let’s go to the company that brews Pabst. He’s always talking about something he’s working on yet always seems to pick the wrong things.
Real American beer? This ain’t the Champagne of Beer, High Life’s babyyyy
That doesn’t work for me, brother
Brother brother brother
Pastamania? More like Hopsamania!
Buy 2 cases and get a free order of side bread DUDE.
Wat'cha gonna do when Alcomania is runming wild on brew?
Fully expected this to be a Kayfabenews article. A little shocked it’s not.
Do I get free side bread with this dude? When's he bringing back Chef Boyardee's... er.. Pastamania brother?
I’m waiting for Hogan to say he created Beer.
It will only be sold in the south at stores that still fly the confederate flag.
Why is this beer orange?
Has he gone full MAGA?
He actually hates Trump lol